Fidel Castro (Cuban Dictator)

"Just yesterday, Bush bragged about having won the battle over his adversaries in Congress.....He has $100 billion, all the money he needs to duplicate, however he wishes, the sending of American troops to Iraq and continue the slaughter."

**The Democrats should be sick at the reality of sounding like Fidel......I'm sure they aren't, however, because many consider him a revolutionary brother.

Gotta love a party which considers Bush and enemy, and Castro an ally.......And just because they don't say it OUT LOUD doesn't mean it isn't true. Actions speak louder than words.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Speaker, Distempered Rainbow Parakeet)

"There is nothing in this bill (Senate Amnesty Bill of 2007) that is about amnesty."

**I'm going to leave my comment to someone else:

"It's not an 'amnesty.' Every politician in America is opposed to amnesty - if not the concept, then at least the word. That's why the visa starts with the letter furthest away from the one 'amnesty' begins with. 'Z' stants for zellout...no, hang on, zurrender or Zapatista, or some other word way up the other end of the alphabet from 'amnesty.' But the point is, at a stroke there will be no more illegal immigrants. Because being illegal means you're now legal." - Mark Steyn**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass, Duke of Chappaquiddick Bay)

"The world is watching to see how we respond to the current crisis. Lets not disappoint them."

- Commenting about the Senate Amnesty Bill of 2007.

**Screw the "world," and screw Ted Kennedy.....If this bill is passed it should be because it is good for America!!! Or is that something the U.S. Senate has decided it no longer needs to worry itself with?**

No Libby Scum on this Honorable Weekend

I just can't do it........I will not desecrate this Memorial Day weekend with the foul, America-hatred which usually is noted on this blog.

Have a great weekend, celebrate the holiday appropriately, fly your flag at half-staff till 12:00 pm on Monday, and return on Tuesday.

Tom Matzzie (MoveOn.org Washington Director)

"In the past few days, we have seen what appear to be trial balloons signaling significant weakening of the Democratic position. On this, we want to be perfectly clear: if Democrats appear to capitulate to Bush - passing a bill without measures to end the war - the unity Democrats have enjoyed and Democratic leadership has so expertly built, will immediately disappear."

- Statement from a 'warning' Matzzie send to the Congressional Democrat leadership.

**That sounds like a threat.........And I'm sure it is also a promise, because the Democratic Party is nothing but a shill for radical Leftwing groups like MoveOn.org, which is nothing short of being the George Soros Mafia.**

Commissar Hillary Clinton (D - NY)

“The unfettered free market has been the most radically destructive force in...the last generation.”

**This quote could have easily come from Vladimir Lenin, Nikita Khrushchev, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chaves, or a host of Commies......But it didn't. It actually came flying out of Hillary's pie-hole.

If it sounds like a Commie, it probably is a Commie.........Just something to keep in mind.**

Starbucks Coffee Cup

"Why in moments of crisis do we ask God for strenght and help? As cognitive beings, why would we ask something that may well be a figment of our imaginations for guidance? Why not search inside ourselves for the power to overcome? After all, we are strong enough to cause most of the catastrophes we need to endure."

- Part of Starbucks "The Way I See It" campaign.

**I'm not a religio, don't drink coffee, and personally couldn't care what Starbucks puts on it cups. But I do find it interesting to note there are millions of Christian Americans who continue to pour cash into Starbucks' pockets in order to pour a cup of their coffee down their throat.........These people claim to be Christians, but aren't willing to stick it to Starbucks because they are more loyal to a coffee brand than their beliefs.

Oh, and these same people who have no problem paying $4.00 a day for a 20 ounce cup of coffee blasting their religious beliefs probably spend plenty of time bitching about paying $3.25 for a gallon of gas.........Such is the ignorance, apathy and inconsistency of many modern-day Americans.

By the way, that 20 ounce cup of coffee equates to around $24.00 a gallon......But keep complaining about the cost of gas and allowing others to rip your religious beliefs.**

Katie Couric (C'BS', Perki annoyus)

“[I hope to] establish the broadcast as smart and trustworthy, and me as a relatively intelligent person who deserves to be at the helm.”

- Defending the network's decision to hire, and keep her, as anchor even though her ratings are brutal.

**Katie's had more than long enough to disprove her hope of succeeding as a news anchor (let alone as "smart and trustworthy"), and she's being crushed in the nightly news ratings on a daily basis.........It's just a matter of time before C'BS' cuts it's losses and "transitions" this mousy wench to a new posts.**

Rosanne Barr (PIG)

"I do not any longer buy the blood feud/child genital torture/twisted matriarchy that is a disgusting part of Judaism. I reject that same thing in Christianity, Islam, Mormonism and everywhere else on Earth. My god is fact. My allegiance is to truth and justice and equality, and the 'covenant' to me means the removal of all superstition, separatism and ignorance.......In other words, I dare to think outside a small box of predigested Bronze Age myth. I am against theocracies in general. I like democracy, and diversity."

**Uhhhhhhhhh...........For once I'm speechless.**

Sen. John "F'n" Kerry (D'u' - Mass)

“It may change over years. It may change over months. I can’t tell you, but I’ve said very clearly I don’t consider myself out of it forever...If suddenly the field changed or the dynamics of the nation shifted, who knows?”

**I can't tell you how much I pray for another chance to swing at this weenie again..........Please run for president again someday, John! Pretty please.**

Brian Williams (NBC Propagandameister)

“Tonight...we take on the question that can make otherwise competent adults quake with fear. We’ve all been there. You come to the end of the checkout line and then comes that question, ‘paper or plastic?’ For that one brief moment, we grocery buyers are made to feel like the fate of the planet hinges on our decision. Is there a correct answer?”

**Yes Brian, there is a correct answer: Put your groceries in a plastic bag, then put the plastic bag in a paper bag.

I bet this prospect would really make him "quake with fear."**

Keith Olbermann (Sports Guy/News Guy Wannabe)

“I got beat up by girls all the time [when I was a kid]. They literally posted a sign-up sheet and would take turns. I think that’s why I’ve always been such a fan of Mencken’s line, ‘Afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted.’ I’ve been afflicted.”

**I always knew Keith was a big pansy, but this explains it all........I'm going to leave the rest of my comment to James Taranto:

“It’s been said that a conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged by reality. Apparently a liberal is someone who’s been mugged by little girls.”**

Paul Watson (Sea Shepherd Conservation Society President)

"We need to radically and intelligently reduce human population to fewer than one billion."

**At this time there are over 6.5 billion people on Earth, and the world's population is steadily going up..........So, in order to fulfill this lunatic's desires at least 5.5 billion human-beings need to be killed!!

For those of you who are mathmatically challenged, that's a lot of people; 85% of humanity.

Oh, it needs to be done "intelligently" as well.**

Commissar Hillary Clinton (D - NY, Peronista manipulatus)

“We’re going to have universal healthcare when I’m president - there’s no doubt about that.....It’s one of the reasons I’m running for president.”

**WooHoo!!!! Walter Reed Hospital-style medicine for every American........It'll be much better for every American to have equally shitty healthcare then the system we currently have.

Just don't get sick. Or hurt. Or old........Other than that it'll be utopia.**

Sen Barack Obama (D - Illinois, Statistician)

"In case you missed it, this week (May 4), there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed."

- Commenting on the Greensburg, Kansas tornado.

**Uh, 10,000 people died? Last I checked it was 12.........Maybe this is why Democrats compare the Vietnam War to the Iraq War: 12 = 10,000 is no different than 3,500 = 58,000 (Iraq to Vietnam War deaths).

Thankfully, Obama caught himself and cranked out this brilliant excuse for his ignorant comment: "There are going to be times when I get tired. There are going to be times when I get weary. There are going to be times when I make mistakes."

12 = 10,000? Even with the insanity of modern-day, public school math that's a huge mistake..........Imagine how well he'd handle the pressure of being a "tired" and "weary" Commander-in-Chief.**

Sen. Robert "KKK" Byrd (D - West Virginia White-Hooded Rat)

“With passage of this bill, the Senate sends a clear message to the president that we must take the war in Iraq in a new direction. Setting a goal for getting most of our troops out is not - not, not - cutting and running.”

**He's right.......It's slashing and sprinting.**

Forsa Opionon Poll

"57% of Germans 18-29 years old said they considered the United States more dangerous than the religious regime in Iran."

**Personally, I'm not overly concerned about anything young, punk Germans think.........But we can at least be happy to note this poll is much more favorable than those taken from 1933-45.**

Mike Penner (Christine Daniels)

"I am a transsexual sportswriter....It has taken more than 40-years, a million tears and hundreds of hours of soul-wrenching therapy for me to work up the courage to type those words. I realized many readers and colleagues and friends will be shocked to read them."

**Mike Penner makes me sick. And any other guy who goes out and puts hooters on his chest makes me sick!!! What in the hell is wrong with these people?.....The LA Times makes me sick as well (for many reasons unrelated to this one).

This bout of insanity will likely cost Penner-Daniels 'herm' profession, because I can't imagine Christine is going to be very popular in the locker room of many sports teams..........Well, no locker room outside of the WNBA that is. Which is hardly a sport.**

PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)

"Take a progressive step and give animals the respect that they deserve by revising AP style guidelines to reflect the usage of personal pronouns for all animals."

- A campaign asking "The Associated Press Stylebook" to start referring to animals as human, with human names.

**Personally, I have no problem referring to baby kangaroos, wallaby, wombat, koala or opossum as Joey, a goat as Billy, a pronghorn as Fawn, or a horse, zebra and donkey as Colt, but anything other than these is pure crazyiness........Which is why it makes perfect sense to the clowns at PETA.

Speaking of clowns and PETA, I can hardly wait for the circus to come to town.**

Gay-Straight Alliance Network and the Transgender Law Center

"If you want to use a restroom that matches your gender identity...you should be allowed to do so. Whenever students are divided up into boys and girls, you should be allowed to join the group or participate in the program that matches your gender identity as much as possible.....If you change your name to one that better matches your gender identity, a school needs to use that name to refer to you."

- Statement in a document put out by the two groups.

**"Lunatic Fringe, we all know you're out there..." - Red Ryder

This is one of my favorite songs, but the Lunatic Fringe is exactly where we are headed if we allow 'lunatics' or those on the 'fringe' to take us where they want to go.....The fact there is such an entity as the "Transgender Law Center" tells me we are getting very close to crossing over (play on words), and much sooner than we want to believe.**

Paula Stibbe (Monkey Lover)

"Matthew likes watching TV and videos and playing games like any child, and can use signs and gestures to say what he wants. Of course he has the right to be recognized as an individual."

**Under normal circumstances I would agree that Matthew deserves individual rights..........But 'THIS' Matthew is a stinking chimp!!!

Such is the sense of normalcy in Liberalville, however.........Chimps deserve human rights, but human fetuses have no rights. In fact they have less rights than non-humans and wanna-be humans.**

Rep. Raul Grijalva (D - Arizona)

"People are saying, 'When will it be our turn?' I just hope the pendulum starts to swing when there's more attention, consultation, respect and understanding around our issues."

- Complaining that Speaker Pelosi isn't giving the Left-wing of the House enough love.

**Nancy may be a nut, but she is smart enough to know she can't possibly give into the Lunatic Fringe of her party.........Unfortunately for the Speaker, if she doesn't they are going to make her life increasingly more difficult. But if she does, the rest of the country will make her life equally difficult.

Such is the problem with doing deals with the Leftist devils.**

Stavros Dimas (European Environment Commissioner)

"The world needs to act fast if we are to succeed in stabilizing climate change and thereby prevent its worst impacts."

**Hey Stavros, I have a suggestion: Quit exhaling. You're emitting too much CO2.**

Commissar Hillary Clinton (D - NY, Limber Leopard)

“Those who want to go directly to hell, they can follow capitalism. And those of us who want to build heaven here on earth, we will follow socialism.”

**Alright the quote above isn't from Hillary, it is actually from Hugo Chavez (Venezuelan dictator).....But I bet you had no problem believing it was:)**

Mayor Gavin Newsom (D - San FranSicko)

"I will not allow any of my department heads or anyone associated with this city to cooperate in an way shape or form with these raids [on illegal immigrants]. We are a sanctuary city, make no mistake about it."

**This is a sickening comment and Gavin's flaunting the fact he is evading federal laws.......The 'Shitty' should pay a price for this in the loss of federal funds and Justice Department trials.

But it won't happen, because the Republican Justice Department is too pansy to do it (see 'Socks Berger').........And the Democrat Congress won't withhold funds because San Fran is the heart of the Liberal beast.**

Gov. Bill Richardson (D - New Mexico, Speedae gonzalez)

"Why is it that America forgets about the Rwandas and the Sudans but is quick to move into other areas that are considered more stategically important?"

**I agree with Richardson on Rwanda and the Sudan, but..........BUT, HE ANSWERED THE IMPORTANT PART OF HIS OWN QUESTION.

The answer to his question is painfully obvious: IT'S BECAUSE OTHER AREAS ARE "MORE STRATEGICALLY IMPORTANT"!!! God these Democrats scare me.**

Sheryl Crow (Hollywood Idiot)

"A limitation [should] be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting"...."Except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."

**I'd hate to be the guy in charge of enforcing this policy. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to decide who gets a second or third piece.......Talk about a 'shitty job'.**

U.N. Human Rights Council

The resolution "expresses deep concern at attempts to identify Islam with terrorists, violence and human rights violations."

- Regarding a U.N. Human Rights Council attempt to change public perception of Islam.

**Reason #3,861,086, 109 why the U.N. is the ultimate Circle Jerk Group.**

Sen. 'Slow' Joe Biden (D - Delaware, Nut)

"I would argue, since 1994 with the Gingrich revolution, just take a look at Iraq, Venezuela, Katrina, what's gone down at Virginia Tech, Darfur, Imus. Take a look. This didn't happen accidentally, all these things."

- Blaming all the world's ills on the Republican Party.

**Hehehehe!! I love Biden........He's the perfect tonic for a bad day.

I can't believe he forgot to blame the GOP for Global Warming, too. But I like how he thew the Don Imus debacle in the list of the world's problems.........Dumbass. Which is really what that (D) after his name actually stands for.**