LIBERAL JACKASS QUOTE

Barack Obama

"I am in my second term. It has been an extraordinary privilege for me to serve as the president of the U.S.  I can not imagine a greater honor or a more interesting job. I love my work.  But under our constitution, I can not run again.  I actually think I'm a pretty good president -- I think if I ran I could win. But I can't.  So there is a lot that I'd like to do to keep America moving, but the law is the law."

I almost vomited when I saw this.  The thought of Obama getting another crack at the presidential apple is a truly horrific thought...That said, I do believe he could win again - just as Reagan and Clinton probably could have.

What's really crazy is although I believe Obama could win again, I also believe if he could run again Democrats would continue to take huge losses in every other aspect of government than in the presidency:  Both houses of Congress, Governors and state legislatures, etc...Because the American people are completely out of their minds.  They have no idea what they want, though they know what we currently have is a complete train wreck.  This is the cause of the 'Trump Effect,' for those who haven't figured it out.

I also find it humorous, in a sick way, to hear Obama talk about having to follow "the law,' because he's the most lawless president in American history...Unfortunately, we're going to have to deal with even more of this lawlessness and his desire to "run again" in the last 18 months of his term - an 18 month period where no amount of lawlessness is beyond possible.

Luckily, these acts of lawlessness will come with a price for the Democrat Party; particularly for 'The Queen.'

LIBERAL JACKASS QUOTES

While on vacation, three recent Libby Jackass Quotes came to my attention...To keep it short I'll refrain from commenting - much.
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President Barack Obama

"We don’t yet have a complete strategy."

- Comment about his strategy to defeat the Islamic State.

OMG!  Our Commander-in-Chief is such a disgrace.

Besides the fact he has no strategy, let alone a "complete strategy," Obama is so clueless he finds it entirely appropriate to go out in public and prove what an incompetent leader he is by opening his mouth.

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Rachel Dolezal (NAACP Leader)

"I don't give two shits what you guys think...I actually don't like the term African-American.  I prefer black, and I would say that if I was asked I would definitely say that yes I do consider myself black."

Good for Rachel!  Her white parents say she is anything but black, however...If anything, she's a confused-as-fuck-white-chick - being primarily of Czech, Swedish and German blood.

If she were smart she'd claim to be 'Trans-black,' and maybe she'd get extra love like Trans-Jenner is getting...Which really should lead to the obvious:  If gender is fluid, maybe race should be as well.

I have a feeling most blacks won't be going for this idea, though, and I look forward to seeing how the NAACP defends itself against angry blacks on this matter.

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U.S. Department of Education

"The U.S. Department of Education wants to remind you that you may qualify for a repayment plan that calculates your monthly payment based on your income.  You will likely qualify for an income-driven repayment plan if your total federal student loan debt exceeds your annual income.  Under and income-driven plan, your initial payment could be as low as $0 per month."

In other words:
1.  Besides going to college and having your mind twisted by Libby profs, we also know you piled up tremendous debt to find out your degree won't get you a decent job...Especially those who were stupid enough to go into any of the 'Liberal Studies Programs' - Gender, Race, Sociology, Communist Thought, etc.

2.  Pay "$0 per month" with the understanding you will be a slave to your student loan + interest...Or maybe you'll get lucky, and the next time there's a Democrat Triumvirate running the country (Prez, House and Senate control) maybe we'll just write off all student debt - handing it over to the American taxpayer to pay.

Unbelievable...Though I totally believe it.

2015 (1/2 Way Through the Year) Pinocchio Award Winner

Pero will be out for a week-or-so on vacation.  Please return on June 14th for the U.S. Army Birthday and Flag Day posts.
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I am sad to present the Pinocchio Award winner for the first half of the year to the person who works harder than any other to earn it - exactly as he sent it out in a Tweet.

I hope you know POTUS = President of the United States...I also hope you know better than to fall for his line of B.S.  Obama has spent his entire presidency "trying to divide people," and the fact he tries to lie about this lie shows what a narcissistic liar he is.

I'm sure he'll work hard to earn another Pinocchio Award in the second half of the year, and he has as good a chance as any, because Rep. Joe Wilson said it best when he shouted out to Obama at the 2009 State of the Union address:

"You lie!" - J.W.

LIBERAL JACKASS QUOTE

Barack Obama (Truth-Teller Pt. 3 of 3)

"Make no mistake:  [my] policies are on the ballot.  Every single one of them."

Yeppers, Mr. President!!

Which is why the election is so simple:

If you like Obama's policies (which are also those of Pelosi and Reid), you should vote for every Democrat on your ballot - regardless of position (Fed, state or local).

If you do not like Obama's polices (which are also those of Pelosi and Reid), you should vote for every Republican on your ballot  regardless of position (Fed, state or local).

It's truly as simple as Obama stated above...Choose wisely, America.

LIBERAL JACKASS QUOTE

Barack Obama (Truth-Teller Pt. 2 of 3)

"If Michelle Nunn wins (in Georgia) that means Democrats keep control of the Senate and that means that we can keep doing some good work and so it is critically important to make sure folks vote."

It's hard to believe anyone wants Obama to "keep doing some good work" - "good" as defined by Obama, that is...But, again, thank you for your candor Mr. Prez!

That said, it's important to note Obama's quote extends to any Democrat (not just Nunn), and again points out the the unfortunate truth that voting for individuals is foolish, because each individual running to be elected is a product of their party - and if they win will be a pawn of their party...Thanks again, Prez, for helping me get my message through to anyone who still doesn't get it.

Any vote for ANY Democrat is a vote for the policies of Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

Vote accordingly, America!

LIBERAL JACKASS QUOTE

Barack Obama (Truth-Teller Pt. 1 of 3)

"The bottom line is, though, these are all folks who vote with me (Democrats trying to get elected or re-elected) - they have supported my agenda in Congress...These are folks who are strong allies and supporters of me."

Thank you for your candor Mr. Prez!

I know many Americans can't handle the unfortunate truth that voting for individuals is foolish, because each individual running to be elected is a product of their party - and if they win will be a pawn of their party...Thank you for helping me get my message through.

Any vote for ANY Democrat is a vote for the policies of Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

Vote accordingly, America!

LIBERAL JACKASS QUOTE

President Barack Obama (Friend of the 1% - Bottom & Top)

"If Republicans win, we know who they'll be fighting for...Once again, the interests of billionaires will come before the needs of the middle class."

Obama is spewing out one of the longest held Liberal lies:  The Democrat Party is the party of the poor and middle class.

I agree, the Dems are the party of the poor - tossing out as much free stuff to them as possible...They are also the party of the super rich!

Democrats are hardly the party of the middle class...Unless you consider sticking it to the middle class in order to give free stuff to the poor as being the party of the middle class, that is.

Here's a beautiful piece of irony in Obama's quote above:  He said it at a fund raiser in a $26 million house...A $26 million house owned by a guy who has a $10 billion company.

And the best part of this is irony is the owner of this $26 million house, who owns a $10 billion company is named...Wait for it:  Rich Richman!

LOL!

"Obama criticized the GOP for being the party of billionaires - while he was speaking at a fund raiser at a billionaire's house!  I don't see how that story could get any worse.  But did you see the name of that billionaire?  He was Rich Richman.  Are you kidding me?  Rich Richman is the guy's name?  That sounds like a Batman villain.  Rich Richman?  Come on.  Obama would have stayed longer, but he was late for his lunch with Dollars McMoneybags." - Jimmy Fallon

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Barack Obama (Buck Dropper)

"Our head of the intelligence community, Jim Clapper, has acknowledged that, I think, they underestimated what had been taking place in Syria."

- Throwing our Director of National Intelligence under the bus during an interview on '60 Minutes.'

BOOM!  Obama threw down the gauntlet on the intelligence community, blaming them for not knowing how powerful and dangerous IS was becoming in Iraq and Syria...Not that anyone believes Obama; a man who never accepts responsibility for anything negative, and childishly blames everyone else for everything.

Obama truly is the anti-President Harry Truman - who is famous for a sign on his desk saying "The buck stops here."

Obama can expect some brutal 'leaks' after so stupidly blaming his 'spooks' for this mess...We can expect everything from 'anonymous quotes' to leaked documents, etc., and none of it will paint a pretty picture about our C-in-C - which usually stands for Commander-in-Chief, but in the case of Obama more correctly means Clueless-n-Careless.

"Unless someone very senior has been shredding the president's daily briefings and telling him that the dog ate them, highly accurate predictions about ISIL have been showing up in the Oval Office since before the 2012 election." - Anonymous Obama Administration National Security Staffer

Ouch!  It will get worse...Obama messed with the wrong people on this matter.

Barack Obama (Proxy Adventure Commander-in-Chief)

"ISIL is not Islamic."

I knew I could count on the Prez to load me up with a quote on my return...And boy is it a doozy!

ISIL = Islamic State of Iraq in the Levant.

That's what Obama calls them.  They call themselves the Islamic State.

Call me crazy, but if they call themselves Islamic they are Islamic...Call me crazy again, but if Obama references them as ISIL he is by definition calling them Islamic.

But on the night he went to the American people outlining his plan to eliminate ISIL (sort of) and asking for their support, he decided to say "ISIL is not Islamic."

He went to the American people and opened his speech with a bald-faced lie.  I don't understand why he feels the need to do this (constantly), but he seems almost incapable of telling the truth.  Especially when it comes to radical Islam.

He should have called them SIL.

That said, I fully support killing all of the ISLAMIC maniacs who want to do harm to Americans - anywhere in the world, but I'm terrified at the prospects of our C-in-C running this adventure (he refuses to call it a war).  Something just doesn't sit right with trusting the 'good Muslims' to do the dirty work on the ground rooting out ISIL...Especially after we arm them to the teeth with our weapons and tactics.

Ah, don't be a pessimist Pero.  How can you not trust the various Arab, Persian, Kurd, Turk, Shiite, Sunni, etc., hordes to fight Obama's proxy war against ISIL?

That's exactly my concern!

*FYI:  From here out, I will not be using ISIL or ISIS to identify the Islamic State...I will use the name they have chosen:  Islamic State or IS.

Barack 'The King Maker' Obama

"I think Joe would be a superb president."

- "Joe" is Joey 'Bags' Biden.

Bwahahahahaha!

"...Joe would be a superb president."

Bwahahahahahahaha!

"...Joe would be a superb president."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

It gets funnier (and sadder) every time I read it.

I can't believe anyone would think Joe Biden would be "superb" at anything.  Well, anything other than being King of the Asshat Clan.

That said, Joey couldn't be a much worse president than his current boss...Nor could he be much worse than Hillary Clinton would be.

While we're talking about the 2016 Presidential Election I want you to keep a bumper sticker idea in mind:  P.P. 4 Prez in 2k16!

Or something like that :)

Barack Obama (Average Joe)

"When I see you, I'm reminded of when Michelle and I were starting off early on, and Michelle calling me in tears because we had just lost the nanny and we had no idea whether we were going to be able to replace her with somebody."

- Pandering comment he made to a 'hard hit' woman.

This guys is so clueless.  I'm sure he actually believes losing his nanny is equal to the rigors of normal American parents who can't even fantasize about having a nanny.

His comment is every bit as bad as Hillary claiming the Clintons were "dead broke" after leaving the White House.

Such is the state of the aristocratic Democrat Party.  Which would be fine if they didn't pretend to be like normal Americans...But they truly don't get it, and certainly don't get it that normal Americans don't want to hear such nonsense.

Barack "The Utopian" Obama

"It's not the place for the US to choose Iraq's leaders but it's clear that only leaders who can govern with an inclusive agenda will truly bring the Iraqi people together."

- Talking about the prospect of Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki being replaced.

It's impossible for me to believe the President of the United States believes this, but he is the same fool who put faith in the Muslim Brotherhood ruling Egypt, and the same fool who trusts the Iranians not to make nukes, and the same fool who trusted Vlad Putin to get Syria to play nice.

OMG!  Maybe Obama really does believe an "inclusive agenda" can save Iraq.

How about a Reality Check:  The only thing that has ever brought "the Iraqi people together" (or those for the past 5,000 years who preceded the current people in modern-day Iraq) is brutal repression.

Iraq is a land of violent upheaval; always has been and always will be.  No amount of democracy or "inclusive agenda" will "bring the Iraqi people together."  And neither will Utopian pipe-dreams on a teleprompter, spoken by the the velvet tongue of an American president.

Heaven help us all for electing such a fool to such a position of power - TWICE!

Barack Obama (YOUR Personal Accountant)

"I'm sure if you looked at that person's budget - and you looked at their cable bill, telephone, their cell phone bill, other things that they are spending on - it may turn out they just haven't prioritized health care."

- Answer to a recent question from a person who  makes $36,000 a year and cannot find insurance for a family of three for less than $315 per month.

This from a president who has yet to send a legitimate budget to Congress in any of his years in office...Not that any president (competent or not) has any business looking down on the American people for their purchasing 'priorities.'

What a jerk.

"If the President actually believes that a family earning less than $40,000 per year can afford nearly $4,000 in health insurance premiums, then he truly does not understand middle-income families. Americans do not need the President to tell them how to budget their households. People are already cutting back on things like cable television and cell phones, just to compensate for an awful economy." - Daniel Garza

Forget "middle-income families," Obama has no clue about average American people - poor or middle class, because he has always lived the life of a pampered child.  He's black, but he is not some poor kid from the 'hood.'  He has lived the life of an aristocrat; a life of being catered to at every turn; a life 90% of the American people only dream of...Which is why he is ignorant enough to make such ridiculous statements about the poor and middle class - Because he genuinely has idea what it is like to be one of them.

Barack 'The Bartender' Obama

"Well, it's Friday.  It's after 5 o'clock.  So, this is now officially happy hour with the Democrat Party...I can do that.  It's an executive action.  I have the authority."

- Comment at a Democrat fundraiser.

Alright,  Happy Hour.  I'm all for it...But I'm not the President of the United States; the Commander-in-Chief who less than 30-minutes earlier gave the Ruskies a stern warning against messing around in Ukraine - specifically Crimea.

Sadly, the way things are looking, Vlad Putin must have taken Obama for as much seriousness as Obama's threats/boasts/'Red Lines' deserve to be taken:  Hardly serious at all.

Barack 'The E.O. King' Obama

"We're not just going to be waiting for legislation in order to make sure that we're providing Americans the kind of help they need.  I've got a pen and I've got a phone...And I can use that pen to sign executive action and administrative actions that move the ball ."

- Threatening to use Executive Orders for the rest of his presidency to work around Congress to 'help' with the pathetic jobs situation we have.

Of course Obama can create his own laws - this is what lawless, tyrants of all stripes do...Forget Congress.

The President has learned nothing in his five years on the job.  Instead he continues to pull the same power-plays, day-after-day, week-after-week, month-after-month, year-after-year...Power-plays which haven't done anything to help the American people.  But let's play along and ask the obvious questions:

If Obama has such power to create magic, why hasn't he done it already?  Because he has no such magic...He has a "pen"; he does not have a magic wand.  And unfortunately that isn't exactly true, because he has created a little magic:  he's crushed the middle class.

Why is everything all-or-nothing with Obama?  Instead of working with Congress, he chooses to constantly fight it and work around it...I'm not sure why he feels he shouldn't have to do the give-and-take of governing - as every other president in the history of the U.S. has done - because by definition politics is give-and-take.  If Obama could learn to make deals, instead of being a bully at every turn, he still has a chance of making something of his last three years in office.

Sadly, we all know Obama is going to spend the next three years repeating the past five, which will only bring more pain to the American people...Pain they don't deserve; even if they really do deserve what they asked for by putting him in place - twice.

Barack Obama (Pseudo-Historian)

"...that this nation, shall have a new birth of freedom."

- Part of Obama's reading of the Gettysburg Address for an upcoming documentary on the 150th anniversary of Lincoln's classic speech.

Seems pretty harmless, right?  It does if you're unfamiliar with the speech.

The actual words the Great Emancipator used were:  "...that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom."

For whatever reason, Obama chose to take a variation on the REAL speech.

There are multiple copies of the famous speech, and there is one in particular which doesn't have the words "under God" - the Nicolay Copy, believed to be Lincoln's original text...But when he actually gave the speech Lincoln absolutely included "under God."

Anyone care to speculate why Obama felt the need to go with an obscure text instead of the REAL speech?  Anyone care to give a reason why our current president thought it would be a good idea to change Lincoln's REAL speech to fit the way he thinks it should have been done?

I have no doubt about his reasoning.  It's the same reason he returned the 'Churchill Bust' to the Brits; the same reason he goes out of his way to humiliate our allies; the same reason he goes out of his way to pander to our enemies:  Barack Obama is embarrassed by the history of the United States...Over time, the people of the United States will feel the same way about Barack Obama - after suffering through the hardship his policies cause them and they have to repent for having elected him twice.

Barack Obama (King of the Pinocchios)

"What we said was you could keep it if it hasn't changed since the law was passed."

- "it" = "your health-care plan."

Obama is completely out of control on this matter, and I can't believe he continues to dig deeper and deeper.

On at least 29 occasions - all can be found on a simple YouTube search - he stated things quite a bit differently than "if it hasn't changed since the law was passed."

"If you like your health-care plan, you will be able to keep your health-care plan, period." - The Pinocchio King

No ifs ands or buts in that statement.  In fact, he went so far as to add the "period."

Yet Obama has so little regard for the sense of the American people he comes out day after day with new lies; lies denying his previous lies.

Ah, what's the big deal; less than 4,000,000 Americans have lost their "health-care plan" due to ObamaCare...Less than 4,000,000 as of today!  That number will continue to grow.  Probably much larger once the employer mandate takes effect.

And that doesn't even include the number of Americans who get to keep their plan, but are having to pay much higher premiums...At least the boys and granny's get free birth control, though.

Congratulations, Barack.  I believe you.  I believe you knew exactly how this was going to go down - and you don't give a damn how many middle-class saps get hurt by the matter...Luckily, much of the middle-class votes Democrat and gets to suffer with the rest of us.

Barack Obama (The Clueless C-in-C)

"If we are saying in a clear and decisive but very limited way, we send a shot across the bow saying, stop doing this, that can have a positive impact on our national security over the long term."

- Talking big about putting Syrian nutter Bashar el-Assad in his place by rattling his cage a little.

'Hey Bashar, you bad boy, you are misbehaving and I have counted to three (100 times) so I'm going to put you in the corner in an attempt to get you to act like a big boy.  Ok?'

I realize our great warlord is a strategic genius and all, especially when it comes to the Middle East, but are you kidding me?  The people of this region respond to a 'Strong Horse,' not some jerkoff espousing 'teachable moments.'

We are going to lob some rockets into Syria - "in a very limited way" - and MAYBE knock out some of Assad's chemical weapons; MAYBE even knock out Assad and his loony pals.

Maybe!

I'm not gonna lie, I don't care how many Syrians we kill...But I do care how this situation plays out after we light up their country - including killing some 'innocent' civilians.

And even at that, there is no guarantee we'll get rid of Assad or his chem-set - not that his replacement would be better...Not that we'd get all the chemical weapons, which would be left for whatever lunatics replace Assad.

What is guaranteed - 100% guaranteed - is the Muslim world (Arab-Sunni-Persian-Shiite, all of them) is going to be pissed when the big bad Americans start killing their brothers and sisters.  This isn't a group of desert rats in Libya no one cares about...It's also going to be interesting to watch how our Nobel Peace Prize Prez goes forward when the world - and his own peacenik base - turn on him for poking at the beehive instead of either leaving it alone or destroying it entirely.

Oh, and lets not forget our friends in the current home of Edward Snowden.  They won't do anything to hurt us in the Middle East - other than test out their latest weaponry in the hands of Syrians - but I have a sneaky feeling it's going to get mighty cold in Poland, Georgia, Latvia, Estonia, etc.

Barack Obama ('THE MAN' in Washington)

"Washington hasn't just ignored this (economic) problem...too often, Washington has made things worse."

So says the Most Powerful Man on Earth - Who also happens to be The Most Powerful Man in Washington...Somehow Obama tries to pretend he is all knowing, all genius, all everything, yet still some kind of defenseless outsider.

What a joke...Unfortunately, he's not funny.

"More than anything, Barack Obama is Washington.  And he has definitely made things worse." - The Patriot Post

Spy-Master Barack Obama

"I think the American people understand that there are some trade-offs involved...It's important to recognize that you can't have 100 percent security and also then have 100 percent privacy and zero inconvenience...We're going to have to make some choices as a society. And what I can say is that in evaluating these programs, they make a difference in our capacity to anticipate and prevent possible terrorist activity."

Bush said it; Obama is saying it; and had Romney been elected he'd be saying it, as well.
 
Of course NSA spying offends my senses, but it is the world we live in - a dangerous world, where technology has the power to hurt and help us.  I also have no doubt our government is doing some super sketchy stuff, and I have no doubt it is unfortunately necessary...Because I have no doubt there are a lot of people who wish to do America harm.  A lot of people; millions and millions of people!

And that's just the Islamists, who are only one of the groups who would love to kill Americans - and I believe the NSA when they say they have thwarted some big plans to do so...Because I know the Islamists are at war with us - even if our Commander-in-Chief claims we aren't at war with them.

I just hope Obama's not stupid enough to believe his own propaganda on this matter...Luckily, his daily reports about our enemies probably overtake his narcissistic belief the Islamists would stop hating the U.S. after he became president.

And lets also not forget there are plenty of countries who would love to see the U.S. knocked down a few notches (Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, etc.)...We better pray our government is tracking these SOB's in and outside our borders.

The thing that really frustrates me is the double standard:  Good when Democrat, Bad when Republican.

"[The Bush] administration puts forward a false choice between the liberties we cherish and the security we provide.  I will provide our intelligence and law enforcement agencies with the tools they need to track and take out the terrorists without undermining the constitution and our freedoms" - Senator Obama (2007)

This is the kind of stuff that undermines our people more than anything:  Duplicitous politicians who will say or do anything to get elected or re-elected - pitting people against each other, creating straw-filled bogeymen, solely to get power themselves.