Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D - Searchlight)

"Government is not inherently bad; government is inherently good.  That's why we have a Constitution and that's what we direct the activities of this government based upon."

Unfortunately, government is a necessity in the human condition, because humans by nature are not good and need to be kept in check...That said, never in human history has government been considered "inherently good."

"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence. It is force. And force, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." - George Washington

"The jaws of power are always open to devour, and her arm is always stretched out, if possible, to destroy the freedom of thinking, speaking, and writing." - John Adams

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"The essence of Government is power; and power, lodged as it must be in human hands, will ever be liable to abuse." - James Madison

Call me crazy, but I put a lot more faith in the way our first four presidents (actually our first 27) than the big-government lunatics we currently have in power.

Sadly, most of the fears about government are born out of one simple fact; a fact which is gripping our nation:

"Most bad government has grown out of too much government." - Thomas Jefferson

Chris Matthews (Disgrace II)

"[W]hat difference does it make why they did it."

- "they" being the Boston Bomber Boys.

Oh what a difference a week makes.

Before the world found out who bombed the Boston Marathon, Chris was all: 'We must find who did this and why it happened.  Why did a radical, racist, Whitey Righty kill all of these innocent people?'

Now that we know it was a pair of radical Muslims (at the minimum a pair) he's singing a much different tune:  "what difference does it make why they did it."

Sounds about right...The situation doesn't fit Matthews' hopes and dreams so now he's ready to move - move on to the next chance to attack his opponents.

Not that anyone watches MSNBC but keep him in mind every time you watch the Mainstream/Lamestream/Midstream Media, because all of them are little more than Chris Matthews carbon copies.

If anyone does happen to fall into the toilet next week and runs across the 'Matthews Show', let me know if he's gone completely off the edge and is starting to make excuses and feel sorry for the bombers...That would be funny if it wasn't so likely.

Chris Matthews (Disgrace)

“Normally, domestic terrorist people tend to be on the far right, although that’s not a good category.  Extremists, let’s call them that…Again, it’s an early situation, but looking at the Kennedy library, not something at Bunker Hill, not something from the freedom trail or anything that kind of historic, but a modern political figure of the Democratic party.  Does that tell you anything?”

Ahh, man!!  Why couldn't it have been some Rightwing, white guy?  Even better, why couldn't it have been some crazed honky, with an anti-Liberal blog, who's voted a straight (R)-ticket his whole life?

In other words, Chrissy would love it if someone like myself had been the bomber...You know this would be an ejaculatory event for ol' Christopher Matthews.

You know what this tells me?  It tells me Chris Matthews is a crank.  A crank who desperately wants one of these terrorists/mass murderers to be a Rightwinger - instead of the normal Muslim, anarchist, Left-leaning, mentally ill crazies they almost always are...A crank who has blinders and can only see his own hatred for anyone who doesn't fit his personal ideological mold.

Chris Matthews is a disgrace, and the fact MSNBC allows him to go on the air day-after-day with his disgraceful act shows what an equal disgrace MSNBC is...Not that anyone is watching.

But hey, at least Chrissy gets a partial win:  The bombers were white guys.

John King (CNN Rumor Monger?/Truth Teller?)

"I want to be very careful about this because people get very sensitive when you say these things. I was told by one of these sources, who is a law enforcement official, that this was a dark-skinned male. The official used some other words, I’m not going to repeat them until we get more information because of the sensitivities. There are some people that will take offense even at saying that."

- The 'darkie' in question was supposedly someone involved with blowing up the Boston Marathon.

Hey John, if the suspect truly is "a dark-skinned male" just say so.  Don't get all wobbly trying to avoid facts...There is nothing wrong with dark-skin, and I'm quite certain if the perp was a 'light-skinned male' he wouldn't jump through hoops trying to explain it away.

Also, John, regardless of the suspects skin color, how about fact checking your stories with Big Brother instead of passing them off on TV as the Gospel based solely on your "sources"?...Not that anyone believes much of what they hear from the media.  I'm just throwing this tip out to keep King and his reporter buddies from being smacked down - and having to get publicly scolded by their government minders:

"Contrary to widespread reporting, no arrest has been made in connection with the Boston Marathon attack. Over the past day and a half, there have been a number of press reports based on information from unofficial sources that has been inaccurate. Since these stories often have unintended consequences, we ask the media, particularly at this early stage of the investigation, to exercise caution and attempt to verify information through appropriate official channels before reporting." - Boston FBI

And yes, for those who didn't figure it out, I'm insinuating John King's 'scoop' was correct, but he was reeled in by the first part of the Government-Media-Complex.

Henry Chao (Centers for Medicaid and Medicare Services)

"Let's just make sure it's not a third-world experience."

- 'It' being the ObamaCare insurance exchanges.

Uhhhhhh...That's a little scary.

Americans aren't used to "third-world experience(s)" when it comes to anything.  I can't imagine they're going to like the idea of "third-world" insurance...Not even the poor.

Maybe I'm wrong, however.  Maybe Americans have downgraded their expectations to such a low that "third-world" is good enough...As long as the poor get something - even garbage - and the rich get less.

Barack 'The King of BS' Obama

"She's thoughtful, she's visionary, she's as tough as nails.  She's practical.  She never lets ideology cloud her judgment."

Let's play:  Guess Who 'BS' BO is talking about?

Michelle O?  Nah.  Hillary?  Nope. Blah, blah, blah?  Nope, not her either...Not that any of them fit his description - other than the "tough as nails" portion, that is.

"I could get a whole lot more done if Nancy Pelosi is Speaker of the House...And I want her once again as a fully empowered partner for us to be able to move our agenda forward."

YIKES!

Yes, that was screeching across America.  Cars driving off the road.  People vomiting in their mouths, etc., etc., etc...And no, it wasn't because of the sequestration.  It was because the 'King of BS' opened his pie hole.

'BS' BO has the audacity to claim Nancy Pelosi basically isn't nuts...And then he caps it off by saying America needs to give her the House gavel so the two of them can drive the country completely over the cliff...My goodness.

And yes, that BS is that a threat from 'BS' BO - it is a promise if Nancy returns to the big chair.

Barack 'The Finance Wiz' Obama

"Together, we can prepare young people to tackle financial challenges - from learning how to budget responsibly to saving for college, starting a business, or opening a retirement account."

Damn, I wish Barack Obama had been around when I was a kid to give me such sage financial advice...Things like:

1.  'Ok kiddo, here's the deal, go crack skulls on rich people and put the contents of their wallet in your piggy bank for a rainy day.'

2.  'Alright you young pup, I know you won't make more than you spend, so just look for a China-man to give you big ol' loans you have no intention of paying back.'

3.  'Young man, hear me well.  This is the best advice you'll ever get.  When times are tough and you can't pay for college or a business don't get down.  Never get down young man.  Hear me well, the key to financial success is buying lots of ink and cloth, and starting your own printing press.  Just go all Ben Bernanke and print greenbacks until your hopes and dreams are fulfilled.'

And if those three pieces of advice didn't do the trick I'd have to get a little desperate and follow his final word of advice:

4.  'Boy, I say boy.  Listen up.  Things may be tough, and you've followed my first three steps of financial advice to no avail, but here's one which never fails.  Sneak into a generous, open country and go on their welfare!  I'm sure they'd love throwing money at you and say you are simply there to do the work their people won't do.'

But I was born far too long ago for such genius advice.  Shucks!

University of Colorado at Colorado Springs (Rape Advisors)

"Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.  Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone."

- Tips on how to get a rapist to back off.

I'm sure guys who rape women are really worried about their victims going potty or bleeding on them.  Threatening them with this 'torture' is a logical way to get them to stop...As far as STD's go, it's likely the rapists has a disease of their own, but shouting:  'Stop, I have the clap!' might work.

Sure it will.

I can tell you I would never advise my family or female friends to follow this ridiculous advice.  I'd tell them to carry mace and use it.  To gouge their keys or a pocket knife in the eyes and throat of a would be rapist.  Or even better - gulp, wait for it - carry a gun, and not only be proficient with it but be willing to use it...And use all of the above with lethal force!

I know that's radical stuff, telling a woman to actually defend themselves - rather than pissing on the guy or doing STD chants, but hey, I'm a radical guy.

On a side note, I used to live in Colorado, and over the past 20-years I've thought about moving back.  But something has gone very wrong and the state is becoming an adjunct of California.