Poison Pero is RIGHT!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Fredric Anderson (Public Defender)

"The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."

- Comment defending his client, Bryan James Hathaway, who is being tried for having sex with a dead deer......Arguing since the deer was dead it should not be considered an animal.

**Hahahahahaha!! The statement stands on its own and no comment is necessary.**

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Human Rights Watch (97-Page Report Against Saddam's Execution)

“The court’s conduct, as documented in this report, reflects a basic lack of understanding of fundamental fair trial principles, and how to uphold them in the conduct of a relatively complex trial.”

“The result is a trial that did not meet key fair trial standards. Under such circumstances, the soundness of the verdict is questionable.”

**Only a moron would complain about the way a brutal dictator is put down.....This POS should have been killed in the spider-hole, and the fact that Sodom is still breathing is a travesty to humanity.

I'm sure this makes me a radical in the eyes of human rights ignoramuses, though...........THANK GOD!!!!! I wouldn't have it any other way.**

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Hanne Koehler (Biblical Revisionist)

"One of the great ideas of the Bible is justice. We have made a translation that does justice to women, Jews, and those who are disregarded."

- Regarding a new German Bible translation called "The Bible In a More Just Language."

**I can only imagine what this "Bible" (a loose word for what I'm sure is a bastardization of the real Bible) consists of......Nothing would shock me, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if it made reference to the Whiteman, America, and even Christ himself as the root cause of all of humanity's evils. Which would make it a best-seller among the degenerate Euros.**

Monday, November 27, 2006

Jennifer Filyaw (St. Louis School District Superintendent)

"My feeling is that a library is to serve an entire population. It means you represent different families in a society - different religions, different beliefs."

- Comments the superintendent made defending her decision to allow a book about gay penguins: "And Tango Makes Three".......Which was written for the target age group of 4-8 year olds.

**I could be wrong, but I've never seen the need for "4-8" year olds to be indoctrinated in Normo behavior.........Especially not Normo penguin behavior.

Bunch of degenerates trying to warp the minds of America's most innocent population, while wrapping it up in the false guise of diversity.......Which is nothing short of perversity.**

Sunday, November 26, 2006

United Nations Environment Programme (Propaganda Publishers)

"The book is about a young kid named Tore who lives in an Arctic village. Tore loses a dog sled race because he crashes through the thinning ice allegedly caused by manmade greenhouse gas emissions. The book features colorful drawings and large text to appeal to young children.

"After the boy loses the dog sled race, he is visited by ‘Sedna, the Mother of the Sea’ in a dream. The ‘Sea Mother’ informs the boy in blunt terms that the thinning ice that caused his loss in the dog sled race was due to manmade global warming . . .

"The morning after his dream, Tore sets out on a quest for knowledge about the dangers of catastrophic manmade global warming. A ‘snowy owl’ informs Tore that ‘the planet’s heating up’ and that both the Arctic and Antarctica ‘are warming almost twice as fast as elsewhere.’”

- Excerpt from the book "Tore and the Town on Thin Ice.”

**Gotta love the idea of hard earned American taxpayer dollars going towards the dissemination fo such crap....And make no mistake, the Enviros are purposely attacking the fertile minds of our children.

Reason #3,691,029 for the U.S. to get out of the U.N.**

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (House Majority Leader, Distempered Rainbow Parakeet)

"Iraq is not a war to be won, but a situation to be solved."

**What a stroke of brilliance from our new Speaker of the House.....I wonder if she also realizes the fastest way to "solve" the "situation" is to LOSE THE WAR! Which not only means losing in Iraq, but losing the Global War on Terror.

It just warms my heart to know this nut-bag is third in line to the position of Commander-in-Chief..........Ugggggggggg!!**

Friday, November 24, 2006

Google

"We understand your concern and interest in seeing a Veteran's (sic) Day Google logo. If we were to commemorate this holiday, we'd want to express reverence; however, as Google's special logos tend to be lighthearted in nature, this would be a particularly challenging design. We wouldn't want to create a graphic that could be interpreted as disrespectful in any way."

- Google response to a question why Veteran’s Day hasn’t been honored with a Google logo for the past eight years……Even though it does so for Canada’s Remembrance Day (the Canadian version of Veteran’s Day)………And also does such holidays as Halloween, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's birthday, the Persian New Year, the birthday of Percival Lowell, the Lunar New Year, the 250th birthday of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Louis Braille's birthday.

**So, either Google considers it's graphics of other holidays okay to be "interpreted as disrespectful," or they are FULL OF SHIT and just making it up as they go.........For some reason I'm quite certain its the second one.**

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Farm Sanctuary (Moonbats Extraordinaire)

"Save a turkey, don't eat one!"

"Help turkeys to have a happy Thanksgiving too."

"If a seven pound (human) baby grew at the same rate that today's turkey grows, when the baby reaches 18 weeks of age, it would weight 1,500 pounds."

"We wanted to help to relieve the suffering of these animals and have them to be ambassadors when our friends and family come to visit, and then they can meet our turkeys and see them as formidable pets and not just food."

**Guess what the Pero family is having for Thanksgiving? WE'RE HAVING TURKEY!!!! And then will be eating the stupid bird for the rest of the weekend as well.

All of you who are normal Americans: HAVE A FANTASTIC THANKSGIVING.

Any of you who are nutjob animal rights loons: FUCK OFF!!**

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Judith LeBlanc (Vice President Communist Party USA)

"The Democratic Party and its candidates are only as strong politically and economically as the mass movements behind them. The greater participation of the Party and Left, the more effective the movements are, the more likely we can deliver a blow to the Right in November."

**Some of you think Conservatives make it up that the Democrat Party is supported (and infiltrated) by Communists.......This comment, coming directly from the pie-hole of the Communist Party USA's vice president, should at least prove the accusation isn't make-believe.**

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Rep. John Conyers (D - Michigan)

"The policies of the Bush administration have sent a wave of fear through our immigrant communities and targeted our Arab and Muslim neighbors."

**Uhhhhhh............GOOD!!**

Monday, November 20, 2006

Fuenlabrada, Spain

"In this way the sexism which until now has seen only masculine figures appear in traffic signals will be brought to an end."

- An announcement by the city of Fuenlabrada regarding the end of male only traffic signs, which will be replaced by signs with female figures with skirts and ponytails.

**What an enormous advance for women's rights.......There's a couple problems with the 'new sign' idea, though:

1. The "clipped-haired, tight-faced" crowd might not like the idea of female figures with "skirts and ponytails." What about women who prefer pant-suits and buzz-cuts? They might be offended by such signs.

2. Fuenlabrada should go all the way and remove men from the signs. Then remove women from the signs as well, and replace both with nude, hairless, trannys.**

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Sen. Patty Murray (D - Washington, 8 of Diamonds)

"Our country is once again strong and we are at your back."

- Referring to how Democrats will take care of veterans.

**I just hope she does half as much work to protect veterans as she has defending Osama Bin Laden:

Osama Bin Laden has "been out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building daycare facilities, building healthcare facilities, and the people are extremely grateful. We haven't done that. How would they look at us today if we had been there helping them with some of that rather than just being the people that are going to bomb in Iraq and go to Afghanistan?"

Unfortunately, I take Murray at her word, but am afraid she's planning on putting a knife in their back.........Congratulations America. This is the Liberal insanity you're going to get for "punishing Republicans."

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Sen. Harry Reid (Majority Leader, Nevada Desert Kangaroo Rat)

"He's a Republican. I'm a Democrat, we work together on issues that are important to the state of Nevada. And I wish other people had the same non-aggressive pact we have. (But) it's not a 'Brokeback Mountain situation."

- "He" = Sen. John Ensign (R - Nevada)

**Uhhh, I'm don't think this comment will be made a big deal in the MSM and I doubt you would have ever heard about it anywhere but here, because Harry is a Democrat.........But, it doesn't take much of an imagination to wonder how crazy the scum in the MSM would be going if a Republican made such a "Brokeback Mounter" statement.

Such is the duplicitous nature of the TV and print media.......Which is why you must return to my blogs everyday.**

Friday, November 17, 2006

Bill Grein (Vice President of Marine Toys for Tots Foundation

“We can’t take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family.”

**For some reason I think the Jewish kids would be ok, but I understand the concern about the Muslim kids, who might go into a throat-slashing fury after recieving such a FREE GIFT.**

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Ayyub al-Masri (Iraq Al Qaeda Leader)

"The American people have taken a step in the right path to come out of their predicament, they voted for a level of reason."

**Another non-Libby Quote, but another Islamist cheering for Liberal American leadership.......I wonder why? Oh well, gotta love it when our enemies get exactly what they want from the American people.

By the way, here's what this nut said after making the above statement: "We haven't had enough of your blood yet."

Lets check out another picture I posted before the election:

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Iranian Supreme Leader)

"This issue (the elections) is not a purely domestic issue for America, but it is the defeat of Bush's hawkish policies in the world. Since Washington's hostile and hawkish policies have always been against the Iranian nation, this defeat is actually an obvious victory for the Iranian nation."

**Ok, this isn't a Libby Quote, but it definitely speaks to Iran's hopes for Libby leadership in the U.S........Lets revisit another pic I posted before the 2006 Election:

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Rep. Bennie Thompson (D - Mississippi)

"We might do away with it, or look at [integrating it into] SBI Net. A virtual fence rather than a real one."

- Commenting on the how the Democrats may decide to change the law passed which would have built a 700 mile Border Fence.

**SHOCKING! Hardly.....I'm going to leave the rest of my comment to a picture I posted before the 2006 Election.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Rosie O'Donnell (Hollywood Idiot)

“It was him, and I was like, and then I was like, he’s like, ‘I understand that you, you’re upset.’ And I said to him,‘ You know, to tell you the truth, sir, you broke my heart.’ I said,‘ You know, I loved you like my mom loved Kennedy and, you know, I had faith in you, one of the few men I had real faith and hope in.’... [Y]ou know what he said to me? He said, ‘I’m sorry.’ He said, ‘I’m sorry for any man who ever hurt you and all those things you have said to me, I have said to myself, and you’re right and I’m sorry.’ And then I started to cry and couldn’t talk. Then I was like, ‘Ok, I gotta go, bye!”’

- Commenting on a conversation with Bill Clinton

**What the hell was Rosie trying to say with this comment? She's all over the place, and I don't see a single thoughtful sentence in her entire statement...Also, what exactly did Bubba say to placate her? Did he wisper sweet-nothings in her ear? Did he offer her Hillary's 'services' for a night? Did he tell her how pretty she was? Or did he say she bore a slight resemblence to Monica, and offered her his ding-dong(s)?

I'm betting he hit her fancy with the CHOCOLATE DING DONGS.**

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Mikhail Gorbachev (Former Stalin Successor)

“You remember President Reagan standing in Berlin and saying, ‘This wall should be torn down.’ Now the United States seems to be building almost the Wall of China between itself and [Mexico]... I don’t think the U.S. is so weak and so much lacks confidence as not to be able to find a different solution. Maybe if global warming results in melting the ice in Greenland, there will be an island where those who would like to separate themselves from the rest of the world could live...”

**Gorbi's playing with words when speaking about 'walls,' because there is a huge difference between the Berlin Wall and a U.S. Border Wall........The Berlin Wall was used to keep the East Germans from leaving East Germany. A border wall would be used to keep illegal aliens out. It's wouldn't do anything to restrict the in and out movement of Americans.

Also, do we really need to be scolded by a guy who ran the Soviet Onion (spelling intentional)? It's good to see Gorbi's become a Global Warming warming goof-ball, though.......Which isn't surprising because much of the environMENTAList crowd is filled with current or ex-Commies.**

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Sen. Chuck Schumer (D - NY, Brooklyn Jackass)

"We Democrats have a plan on Iraq, we would like...next year to be a year of transition where we redeploy our troops, move them out of harm’s way.”

**Where is Chucky planning on sending our troops? They do no good hanging around at Luke Air Force Base, Fort Dix, Camp Pendleton, etc...........So, where do the Democrats want them?

Maybe we can follow Rep. Murtha(f'ers) advise and send them to Iwo Jima, where they can protect the native Iwo Jimans........Such is the difference between Republican and Democrat ideas on National Defense.
Again, congratulations America. You voted for this idiocy, and will surely get what you asked for........And then some.**

Friday, November 10, 2006

Rep. Charlie Rangel (D - NY, Truth Teller??)

"There's no way in the world that Democrats can achieve anything if we try to get even."

**Yes, Charlie is absolutely correct in his statement.......Not that I anticipate he or his Democrat pals plan on following his advice, however.**

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D - CA, Distempered Rainbow Parakeet)

"We are not about wanting to get even."

"The campaign is over. Democrats are ready to lead, prepared to govern and absolutely willing to work in a bipartisan way."

**Riiiiiiiiight. I don't even think the most moronic political idiot believes this.

That said, when did Nancy get the Webster's Dictionary editors to change the definition of "bipartisan" to "bipolar?"**

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Sen. John Kerry (D'u' - Mass)

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq...."

**I can't believe Kerry said this. Not because I don't believe he feels this way, but because it is so over the top stupid.

For such stupidity I'm going to crank out my best Spanish to spell out how I feel about Johnny..........JOHN KERRY IS A 'GRANDE PRICKO'!!!**

THIS COMMENT IS SO PERFECT, I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT UNTIL THE ELECTION..........I'll be back with new ones on November 8.
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