Delmarie Cobb & Emil Jones (A Pair of Jackasses)

Cobb: "If people are still making digs at the Hillary Clinton people because we supported her, that is not going to bring us on board. It makes us feel as though we're outsiders, and we're Democrats. The litmus test for being black is [seen as] supporting Barack...."[He said] 'Thirty-five thousand people went to Springfield [to support Obama on Saturday],' I said, 'Then 35,000 people drank the Kool-Aid.,' He said, 'Barack is a clean-cut guy. He never liked gutter politics, that's why the Clintons did so-and-so. ...' I said, 'I don't want to get into this. So I went over to the elevator, and he said, 'Uncle Tom!' Then he grabbed me and hugged me and started laughing. I said, 'What did you say?'"..."Calling me an 'Uncle Tom' is beyond the pale, especially considering where he is [close] with Mayor Daley and with [Gov.] Blagojevich, I am hardly the Uncle Tom here."

Jones: "I emphatically deny it. I told her I never said that. She may have misunderstood."

- Both are Democrat delegates; obviously, Jones is for Obama and Cobb is for Clinton......At least two well known Democrats claim to have heard this episode, and concur with Cobb's version of it.

**Sounds like the Democrats are 'united' to me.........And it also sounds like the real racists might be black Democrats who can't see past color.**

POS Diddy (Obama Supporter)

"Eh you what's up ya'll, thisis your boy, um, I'm here today, this is Diddy.....Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet but I have been havin to fly back and forth to LA to pursue my acting career. Ok, now if I'm flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that's like [$]200,000, [$]250,000, round trip. Fuck that. I'm back on American Airlines right now...Gas prices are too mother fuckin high."

**POS Diddy really is a POS......I saw many comments on various message boards which answer his problem perfectly; I'll list a few.

"Man that dude is an asshole. He should change his name to 'da asshole'." - Uncle Walt (?)
"I'll say it for ya blah-FUCK off diddy dipshit." - Mrs. Favre (?)

Oh, an FYI: POS Diddy struts around town in an "Obama or Die" shirt........Shocking, I know.**

Hillary Clinton (A Woman Scorned)

"Remember: 18 million people voted for me - 18 million people, give or take, voted for Barack."

**Sure she's interested in 'unity'......A real unifier wouldn't still be counting her 18 million votes.

That said, her 18 million voters have a soft place to land on election day if they continue to carry a grudge: Right on the line with the (R) next to it.**

Roseanne Barr (Pig)

"[Angelina] Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse...Huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican Party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?"

**Many things came to mind when I read Rosie's latest episode of diarrhea of the mouth. Lets list a few.

1. Who thinks Jolie is enlightened? She's hot, and that's about it.
2. Last week a report about Barack Obama's African brother came out; he's living a pretty crappy life and Barack hasn't even bothered to help his own flesh & blood...I'm sure he'll do much more for the rest of Africa.
3. The rant about Republicans crapping on Africa is BS......A Republican president isn't the one who allowed the Rwandan genocide to happen (Clinton), and one of Africa's greatest supporters (Bob Geldof, a big Libby) has gone to great lengths to praise President Bush's care for Africa.

Bob Geldof in Rwanda gives Bush his props
"Mr. Geldof praised Mr. Bush for his work in delivering billions to fight disease and poverty in Africa, and blasted the U.S. press for ignoring the achievement.

Mr. Bush, said Mr. Geldof, "has done more than any other president so far."

"This is the triumph of American policy really," he said. "It was probably unexpected of the man. It was expected of the nation, but not of the man, but both rose to the occasion."

"What's in it for [Mr. Bush]? Absolutely nothing," Mr. Geldof said.

Mr. Geldof said that the president has failed "to articulate this to Americans" but said he is also "pissed off" at the press for their failure to report on this good news story.

Maybe someone should open Fat Rosie's eyes to reality........Nah, the only reality she understands is what goes from her plate, to her fork, to her pie-hole.**

Barack Obama (Blame America Firster)

"Evil does exist. I mean we see evil all the time. We see evil in Darfur. We see evil, sadly on the streets of our cities. We see evil in parents who have viciously abused their children and I think it has to be confronted. It has to be confronted squarely and one of the things that I strongly believe is that, you know, we are not going to, as individuals, be able to erase evil from the world. That is God's task. But we can be soldiers in that process and we can confront it when we see it. Now the one thing that I think is very important is for us to have some humility in how we approach the issue of confronting evil. But, you know, a lot of evil has been perpetrated based on the claim that we were trying to confront evil."

- Answer to the question: Does evil exist, and if so, do we ignore it, do we negotiate with it, do we contain it, or do we defeat it?

**A simple, YES would have sufficed, but Obama couldn't say that without finding a way to smack-down on the U.S.

"The gut instinct for Obama - whether talking about our 'tragic history', or the need for more 'oppression studies' or evoking our sins in front of the Germans - is always to start out with the premise of a flawed America, rather than appreciation of the vast difference between us and the alternative. Never a word here about evil abroad, or bin Laden or Dr. Zawahiri. No, instead, we need humility about that 'lot of evil' perpetrated by you know whom [the U.S]." – Victor Davis Hansen

Barack Obama (Black Racist)

“I would not have nominated, uhhh, Clarence Thomas. Uh, I don’t think that he’s - uhhh...uhhh...I—I—I—I—I—I don’t think that he was an exper...uh, a strong enough jurist or legal thinker, uh, at the time, uh, for that elevation. Setting aside the fact that I profoundly disagree with his interpretations of a lot of the Constitution.”

**I know it isn't in his character, but I'd really like to hear Barack be blunt and honest on this matter:

"I WOULD NEVER HAVE PICKED CLARENCE THOMAS BECAUSE HE IS AN UNCLE TOM, AN OREO, A HOUSE NIGGER!! Let me be very clear on this matter, I would never support a black Conservative of any kind!"

I suppose we'll never hear this from Obama, because he's averse to saying what he really means.**

Barack Obama (NoBama on Human Rights for the Fetus)

"Whether you're looking at it from a theological perspective or a scientific perspective, answering that question with specificity is above my pay grade."

- Answer to the question: 'At what point does a baby get human rights?'

**I'm not sure why Obama agreed to show up at the Rick Warren function, because he had to know this question would come up, and also had to know it would be the most important question for those who follow Rick Warren or any other evangelical Christian group.....Especially, if he was planning on giving such a flippant response.

Personally, abortion is nowhere near the top issue when choosing the president, but to millions of Americans this is THE ISSUE (both for and against).

I come from a scientific perspective, and having worked in a pediatric office for the past 14+ years I don't understand how anyone can argue the humanity of the fetus. Every year I see premature children born younger and younger, and am never amazed to see the age of viability drop closer to conception.......Ten years ago children born at 30 weeks gestational age were considered unviable. Today it's not rare to see children born at 25 who end up living perfectly healthy lives. With the advances of modern science it seems almost anything is possible. Who knows what tomorrow holds?

That said, Obama is one of the Senate's leading abortion advocates (conception to 9-months), and there's little doubt he would continue this path as president. This fact seems to prove he believes it is well within his "pay grade" to make such a decision about when life starts......It won't be a big reason to vote against him for me (I have plenty of others), but I know it will be for many of you.**

Maureen Dowd (Truth Teller?)

"Hillary feels no guilt about encouraging her supporters to mess up Obama's big moment, thus undermining his odds of beating John McCain and improving her odds of being the nominee in 2012. She's obviously relishing Hillaryworld's plans to have multiple rallies in Denver, to take out TV and print ads and to hold up signs in the hall that read 'Denounce NoBama's Coronation.'"

**Every once and awhile I have to put up a non-jackass quote (which is why it's not in red) from a Liberal Jackass.......This is one of those times.

The Clintons are going to make a mess of the DNC convention (themselves and with their minions), and I can't believe Obama didn't have the foresight to stick it to them instead of invite them into his party on prime time.........Al Gore was smart enough to do his best to keep them out of sight in 2008, but Barack isn't. Such is his want, but it's going to get ugly and he'll only have himself to blame.

Sadly, I'm afraid this is exactly what he'll do on an international stage if he becomes president, but that's for another day.

All in all, I have to admit the Clintons might actually make the DNC convention worth watching, and even more important might cause enough havoc on TV to change a few votes from Obama to McCain..........Which is exactly what they want.**

Gov. Tim Kaine (D - Virginia)

"It was a bad crisis for the world. It required tough words but also a smart approach to call on the international community to step in. And I'm very, very happy that the Senator's request for a ceasefire has been complied with by President Medvedev."

- The "crisis" is the Russo-Georgian conflict going in right now. The 'Senator' is Barack Obama.

**This comment is such a mess, for so many reasons.......Lets break it up a little:

1. The ceasefire hasn't been complied with, and the Ruskies continue to pound the Georgians, as well as declare South Ossetia and Abkhazia will never be returned to Georgian rule....Yes it was a "bad crisis," and it continues to be a "bad crisis."

2. Only a dipshit Liberal would claim Medvedev is doing anything in Russia.......He may be the official Russian mouthpiece, but its no secret he only speaks when Vladimir Putin shoves his hand up his ass and plays puppeteer.

3. Not even His Highness, Obi-Wan Obama himself, is powerful enough to force Mad Vlad to do squat........If anything, Putin is licking his chops at the possibility of Obama not only becoming U.S. President, but also becoming his newest play-toy.

4. Kaine is reportedly on Obama's short list for VP's.......Not only would Barack be getting a loyal follower of the Obama Cult, but he'd be getting someone without a clue to join him in the highest office of the land.

All that said, I have high hopes for my readers but I know most of you were propagandized in public school rather than properly taught history and geography, so I want to make sure you understand the Ruskies have invaded the State of Georgia (E. Europe), not the state of Georgia (S.E. USA)......Please tell me you didn't need this little tip.**

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (The Can't-Do Queen)

"We cannot drill our way out of this problem."

- The 'problem' is the oil market is crushing the American economy, and the American people are suffering as a result of ridiculous gas prices.

**This isn't the first time San Fran Nan has made this comment, and I'm certain it won't be the last. I've swallowed my tongue on the comment many times, but I can't do it any more.

Why does Nancy and her Democrat pals constantly tell us how we can't do things? Seriously, nothing is more disheartening than hearing our leaders tell us what we can't do.......Especially considering America's lineage of being the greatest 'can do' nation in the history of the world.

To a certain extent I can understand Average Joe's who want to stick it to the rich, hate Republicans, love the environment, etc., etc., etc...........But for the life of me I'll never understand how any American could ever vote for a party which prays (and preys) on America doing poorly and constantly tells the American people they aren't up to the challenges ahead of them.

This is exactly what the modern-day Democrat Party does, and it is an enormous shift from its heyday as the can-do Democrat Party of Franklin Roosevelt and John Kennedy........I guess this is because those men were Americans first, not Liberals first, unlike those currently running their party.**

Sen. Barack Obama (Robin Hood)

"I've been working my entire adult life to build an America where economic justice is being served...We'll ensure that economic justice is served. That's what this election is about."

**Anytime you hear politicians use the phrase 'economic justice' you know you better guard your wallet. And your checkbook, and your 401k, and your savings account, and your life insurance, and your private property, and your........

Be nervous. Be very nervous, because Barack and his buddies are becoming more and more brazen about their desire to dig into the pockets of the American people. And make sure you understand their idea of stealing from the 'rich' means just about anyone with anything of worth..........Not just Bill Gates, etc., but all of us Average Joe Americans will be targets.

"'Economic justice' simply means punishing the successful and redistributing their wealth by government fiat. It's a euphemism for socialism." - Investor's Business Daily Editorials**

Gloria Steinem (Femi-Nazi Know-Nothing)

"[The Vice President is] not an independent position, to put it mildly. I would rather see [Hillary Clinton] as the President of the Senate."

- Explaining why she would rather Hillary not be Obama's VP choice.

**Hey, Gloria, the Vice President is the "President of the Senate".........U.S. Constitution - Article I, Section 3: "The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided."

I am sure most Americans aren't aware of this fact, but most Americans don't pretend to have a clue about the American political system......Unlike Steinem, who assumes to know everything.**

Barack Obama Sr. (God)

"Theoretically, there is nothing that can stop the government from taxing 100% of income so long as the people get benefits from the government commensurate with their income which is taxed."

**I guess the old saying is true: 'The Commie doesn't fall far from the tree.'

I'm hoping you understand the referrence of Obama Sr. as God......He must be if his kid is the Messiah.**

Kelly Culshaw Schneider (Dirtbag Lawyer)

"All of the experts agree if the first drug doesn't work, the execution is going to be excruciating."

- Comment about Richard Cooey, a death row inmate, who this lawyer claims is too fat to be executed without feeling too much pain and suffering.

**FUCK THIS FAT BASTARD, HE NEEDS TO DIE!!!

I hope his execution is "excruciating," and I hope it takes hours for his fat ass to terminate.....Heaven knows he didnt' allow Wendy Offredo and Dawn McCreedy, the women he raped and murdered, to die peacefully.

That's all.**

Diop Olugbulu (International People’s Democratic Movement)

"In the face of all these attacks that are clearly being made on the African community, why is it that you have not had the ability to not one time speak to the interests and even speak on the behalf of the oppressed and exploited African community or Black community in this country?"

- This 'Democratic Movement' was founded in Chicago by the African People's Socialist Party.

**I'm not one to feel sorry for Barack, but if he wins the presidency he has no idea how much shit he's going to catch from his own: Democrats, Liberals, Leftists, Progressives, Communists, Black Racists, Anarchists, etc., etc., etc.

I hope like hell Obama isn't elected, but if he is it will be quite fun to watch him try to juggle the nutters.....Here's betting they would crush him.**

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (Captain Planet)

"I'm trying to save the planet; I'm trying to save the planet."

- Answer to a question why she won't allow the House to vote on a bill to end the congressional ban on offshore drilling, even though she knows it would pass.

**This hag makes me sick, and she's proving to be a much more than the Speaker of the House......San Fran Nan is becoming the House Czar, who not only spits on the desires of the Republican minority, but also disregards the desires of many of her fellow Democrats and most Americans in general.

Forget my thoughts, though. I'm just an Average Joe American (this is what Nancy does to all of us on a daily basis). Lets see what someone much smarter than myself has to say:

"The net environmental effect of Pelosi's no-drilling willfulness is negative. Outsourcing U.S. oil production does nothing to lessen worldwide environmental despoliation. It simply exports it to more corrupt, less efficient, more unstable parts of the world -- thereby increasing net planetary damage." - Charles Krauthammer