Liberal Jackass Quote

Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Scare Monger)

"Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the Republicans win the Senate."

"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!  Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!" - Wizard of Oz scaredy cats

It's pathetic how Democrats do everything they can to whip up the fears of the Useful Idiots...One day it's race, next it's the 1%, then it's anti-war propaganda, or 'the seas are rising due to Global Warming (or cooling, or whatever), followed by 'they want to push granny off the cliff,' etc.

Now it's the end of "civilization as we know it"...A win by the Republicans in the Senate would bring on a new Dark Ages!  It would be like the fall of Rome - with Republicans playing the role of the Goths and Huns."...oh my!"

The sad part is much of the American electorate believes such foolishness.  The same fools who put the Triumvirate From Hell in power in 2008 - Obama, Pelosi & Reid.

That said, I'm betting "civilization" goes on just fine if the Republicans take the Senate.

Nancy Pelosi (Queen of the Triumvirate From Hell)

"Well, first of all, we need you to be messengers about what is actually going on here."

- Answer at a press briefing to part of a question that went as such:  "Why, for every political analysis that we see, including top people in your party, don't (you) believe that the Democrats have a message that can get the House of Representatives back?"

Check out Nancy, in all of her truthful insanity, telling the press they need to do more to help the Democrat Party - by being its Propaganda Wing.

What's hard to believe is she doesn't think they do enough of this 24/7/365!

An unknown commenter on a blog who goes by 'Rational Thought' put it about as well as anyone I've seen:  "Well, to be fair, it wasn't so much a 'press briefing' as it was a bunch of democrat cultists standing around asking their batshit crazy leader what they should do to help her." - R.T.

A perfect reply.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Mad Genius)

"What we are seeing is that people are leaving their jobs because they are no longer job locked...They are following their aspirations to be a writer; to be self-employed; to start business.  This is the entrepreneurial piece.  So it's not going to cost jobs.  Its going to shift how people make a living and reach their aspirations."

- Comment about the recent Congressional Budget Office - constantly referred to as bipartisan by the MSM, which means it is Liberal - predicting around 2,000,000 Americans will lose their jobs in the next decade due to ObamaCare.

Nancy is a genius.  No, seriously, she is.

The reality is most of the 2 million who lose their jobs won't become "writers," or "self-employed," or "start business(es)"...What they will become is UNEMPLOYED!  Most likely, long-term unemployed.  Dependent on the largess of the government to provide for their survival - food stamps, ObamaPhones, housing, health care, pot (medicinal and recreational), etc.

Truly etc., etc., etc. - ad infinitum etc.

In other words they will become Democrats-for-life!  Tied to the Democrat Party Plantation.

Which is why Nancy is a 'mad genius.'  Because all she cares about is creating more government-dependent Democrats.

Sadly, she and her comrades are succeeding.

Nancy Pelosi (Queen of the Pinocchios)

"FACT:  despite website glitches, ≈1m have applied and are eligible to #getcovered on #ACA marketplaces.  500,000 have already secured coverage."

- Tweet Nancy put out commenting on the success of the ObamaCare signups...It's safe to assume her "≈1m" term means '1 million.'

She had to know she was lying, right?  The House Minority Leader, a leader of the Democrat Party, one of the biggest proponents and supporters of ObamaCare had to know her numbers were BS-in-the-extreme, right?

Today the HHS announced around 110,000 people have signed up for ObamaCare.  Not 1,000,000; not even 500,000...Not even 111,000, for heaven's sake.

But what do we expect from the asshat who had the gall to shout to the ends of the earth:  "[W]e have to pass the bill so that you can find out what's in it."

Oh, she knew what was in it; now the American people are finding out, as well...And the best part is the website is the least of the problems with ObamaCare; as the American people will continue finding out.

Here's hoping the Republicans let it all play out.  Let Nancy and the rest of the Pinocchio's run with it; let them run wild...At some point the American people will fully realize how much they've been screwed.  And when they do, there will be some serious payback - which may not be pretty - which may not even be peaceful.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (FORMER Speaker of the House)

"There are no more cuts to make.  It's really important that people understand that."

If Nancy was talking about Hillary Clinton's new bouffant - Angela Merkel-style - I'd agree.  But she's not; she's talking about the Federal government's budget...Not that the government has had a government since Obama became president.  A disgrace in its own right.

There's a famous saying from the 19th century, attributed to many, but most often to Mark Twain and Benjamin Disraeli:  "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

In our time there is a fourth lie to add to the list:  'BULLSHIT!'

"Congratulations Obama, Pelosi and the Democrat Senate...We now have the most efficient government in the history of governments.  Not a single dime has been wasted, not a single dollar misspent, and not a single entitlement promised imprudently." - Michael Schaus

Schaus' comment would be hilarious if it weren't so sad.  I'm sure there are a few who believe Pelosi - though I pray they don't visit my blogs.  If you are one of Nancy's Nutters, I beg you to visit a couple links - links which display just the tip of the "cuts" we should make:  Wastebook 2011 & Wastebook 2012.

Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (FORMER Speaker of the House)

"[Barack Obama is] one of the most practically non-partisans I have seen in the White House."

Hahahaha!  I almost pissed myself when I read this one.

Barack Obama is the most hyper-partisan president in the history of our fine republic...And it's not even close!

But what should we expect from the Wicked Witch of the West?  I'm sure she thinks she's "one of the most practically non-partisans" ever to bang the gavel in the House.

This woman truly is an asshat.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Former Speaker of the House)

"I don't remember saying that everybody in the country would have a lower (health care) premium, because everybody in the county doesn't have health insurance.  So how could it be lower?"

I'm feeling lazy, so I'll address part of the Wicked Witch of the West's comment and leave the other part to another commenter - who may or may not be better informed on the matter.

"...because everyone in the country doesn't have health insurance.  So how could it be lower?"

In other words, now that people are FORCED to buy health insurance - or pay a tax for not doing so - of course some are going to have less money in their pocket...Duh!

"I don't remember saying everybody in the country would have a lower premium."

"[E]verybody will have lower (health care) rates." - Nancy Pelosi (July 1, 2012)

I hate putting words in her mouth (would rather it be my foot), and I'm sure the Commissar of San Fran Freako simply forgot what she said...Like much of the BS that flies out of her pie-hole.

Harry & Nancy (Debt Busters)

"The American people need to understand that it's not as if we've done nothing for the debt.  $2.6 trillion - $2.6 trillion already we've made in cuts." - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D - Searchlight)

"The fact is, we've had plenty of spending cuts..[I]t is almost a false argument to say that we have a spending problem." - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D - Marin County)

These two, and the rest of their Congressional peers, must really think the American people are stupid.  There haven't been any 'cuts' in spending...There have been reductions in proposed spending but no cuts.

Here's how these morons work their 'magic':  Lets say the government was going to spend $10 over the next ten years; now the government is going to spend $8 over the next ten years...They are still going to be spending $8 we don't have - $8 we won't have no matter how much they tax the rich, either.

It would be like me saying I planned on going to the store and spending $100, but only spent $80, and then claiming I 'cut my spending by $20'...No, I wouldn't have cut my spending.  I would have still spent $80.

Normal people understand this.  Politicians understand it as well, but they also understand normal people don't understand politico-speak - nor the fake accounting they are allowed to use.  Fake accounting regular people would go to jail for if they did.

Here's the proof about Harry and Nancy's claims:  Click this link and look at the National Debt.  Is it going down, or is it going up?  In order for Harry and Nancy to have any claim to the truth it would have to be going down...It isn't going down at all.  In fact, it is racing "to infinity and beyond!" - Buzz Lightyear

Nancy Peloi (Commercial Star)

"I wouldn't think of walking away."

- Statement about rumors she might be thinking of retiring, because the House remains in Republican hands.

I have to admit, the thought of Nancy hanging up her 'yom mum' had me feeling about as happy as the "witch in a broomstick factory" in the GEICO commercial.

No such luck, however.  Instead we're stuck with the star of that commercial:  The 'witch in Congress.'

Oh well, the longer Pelosi is haunting the House the longer the House will remain in Republican hands.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (FORMER Speaker of the House)

"I have strong concerns about the recent actions by the federal government that threaten the safe access of medicinal marijuana to alleviate the suffering of patients in California...(Medical marijuana is) both a medical and a states' rights issue."

Are you ready for this?  I ask again, are you ready for this?  I don't think you are ready for this...I don't know if I'm ready for this, myself.

I AGREE WITH NANCY PELOSI!

The Feds should get out of "states' rights" issues.

Like immigration in Arizona.  Like fighting states which ban gay marriages.  Like getting involved with anti-abortion issues in South Carolina.  Like the EPA crushing fracking in coal states.  Like taking Texas to court over voter ID laws.  Like selling guns to drug lords.  And most important, like forcing every citizen in every state to purchase health care whether they want it or not.

Thank you Nancy.  Thank you for standing up for the 10th Amendment:  "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

Call me crazy, but I kinda like agreeing with Nancy Pelosi on this matter.

Call me crazy, again, but for some reason I doubt she agrees with me...Because she only believes in "states' rights" when it comes to Liberal crapola.  Because she doesn't really believe in "states' rights" or individual rights "to the people".  She only believes in Liberal crapola rights, and the power of the Feds to enforce or allow these Liberal crapola rights.

And the reason for that is Nancy Pelosi is full of Liberal crapola!

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #17

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Former Speaker of the House)

"The fact is that elections shouldn't matter as much as they do."

Of course they shouldn't, Nancy...This is what quarterbacks who've never won the Super Bowl say when talking about their place in history.  Or actresses who have many nominations but never win an Oscar.

Winning means nothing.  It's just not important...That's what losers say.  And Nancy wants to pretend the 2010 election "shouldn't matter."  Well, it does, and she knows it does.  Heaven knows how much she thought it 'mattered' when the Democrats crushed the Republicans in 2006 and 2008.  Or how much she will think it matters if they somehow recapture the House in the 2012 elections.

"If by now you haven't realized that the chattering charlatan, Nancy Pelosi (or 'Lugosi,' to Republicans), is not the brightest bird in the rain forest, then you're dimmer than she is." - Michael Savage

Sorry Nancy, no repeat of last year's #1 showing in the Libby Jackass Quotes...I'm sure she'll make another run at it next year.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (FORMER Speaker of the House)

"They're small. I couldn't speak to all 1,800 of them, but some of the lists that I have seen have been very, very small companies. They will not have a big impact on the economy of our country."

- Talking about the "very small companies" with little "impact on the economy" which are currently exempt from ObamaCare mandates.

You know, the "very small companies" with very small 'economic impacts' like McDonald's!!!  And lets not forget 40% of these waivers have also went to unions.  Unions who were very much in favor of the creation of ObamaCare.

“The fact that over 1,000 waivers have been granted is a tacit admission that the healthcare law is fundamentally flawed.” - Rep. Fred Upton (R-Michigan)

How about this for another fundamental flaw:  New Jersey, Florida, Ohio and Tennessee are exempt from ObamaCare...I suppose Nancy will try to tell us these are 'very small states' with hardly any "impact on the economy of our country," as well.

And maybe Nancy traded in the Speaker's gavel for a crack-pipe.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (FORMER Speaker of the House)

"Without the Recovery Act (Stimulus/Porkulus) and accompanying federal interventions, whether from the Fed, or Cash for Clunkers, or other initiatives, the unemployment rate last year at the time of the election would have been 14.5%, not 9.5%."

Forget "9.5%" and "14.5%", Obama promised the unemployment rate wouldn't get over 8.5% if his Porkulus bill was passed...Not surprisingly, Obama and Nancy's spending binge did nothing to help jobs and was simply a slush fund for the two to pay off their buddies.

Obama recently told an unintended truth - "I don't think (Americans are) better off than they were four years ago."

Sadly, he's correct.

And, Sen. Jim DeMint (R - SC) put it best - "The real question for everyone is:  Are you better off than you were $4 trillion ago?"

Sadly, the answer is an obvious 'NO.'

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Former Speaker of the House)

"In one of the bills before us, six million seniors are deprived of meals - homebound seniors are deprived of meals. People ask us to find our common ground, the middle ground. Is middle ground three million seniors not receiving meals? I don't think so. We've got to take this conversation from a debate about numbers and dollar figures and finding middle ground there to the higher ground of national values. I don't think the American people want any one of those six million people to lose their meals or the children who are being thrown off of Head Start and the rest of it."

Nancy is such a piece of work (among other things).  You'd think seniors would be far too smart to listen to her insanity, but her scare tactics must work because she continues to use the same ones year after year...By this logic, seniors must believe the Republican budget proposals aim to 'starve them to death.'  They must believe the mean ol' Republicans want to deprive their grandchildren, as well.

Well, many seniors were duped into believing ObamaCare would be good for them, so maybe they do trust Pelosi...Amazingly, they trust the scumbags at AARP, too, but that's a different story.

Maybe some day seniors will understand they are nothing but pawns in the Democrat Party's big-government power play, and their grandchildren are going to be the ones left holding the bag (of money) when the bill is due...Then again, maybe I'm wrong in assuming seniors care.  Maybe they have no problem adding to the $14,000,000,000,000 debt we currently have.  Maybe they couldn't care less how much they're crippling their 'babies-babies' economic future.

Personally, I find this impossible to believe.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Soon-to-be Ex-Speaker of the House)

“With the early returns and the overwhelming number of Democrats who are coming out, we're on pace to maintain the majority in the House of Representatives.”

- Comment made on Election Day.

Oh, Nancy, you ignoramus.

I desperately wanted to see Harry Reid and/or Barbara Boxer get defeated, but I knew it was a long shot...Seeing Nancy lose her gavel makes up for it all, however.

Best part is, along with Obama, Pelosi is one of the main reasons why the Democrats were smoked.

Hey Nancy, a word of advice:  Retire.  It's going to be awfully hard on your psyche watching Speaker Boehner sitting in your old seat...It'll be much easier going back to San Fran hanging out with the your degenerate constituents.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (House Triumvir)

“We see it as an entrepreneurial bill...a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care.”

**Americans should be proud of the Speaker of the House: There aren't many people on Earth who could make such an ignorant statement with a straight face...Calling the health care bill a 'jobs bill' while at the same time trumpeting the beauty of people not having to work because of the same bill is something very few would try, let alone think they could effectively pull off.

'Feel free to tool around with your little hobbies and let everyone else pay for your fun'...What a genius idea.

Sadly, almost 10% of Americans are out of work (officially, that is - the real unemployment/underemployment rate is around 17%). Thankfully about 50% of these people desperately want to work because of their personal makeup. Pathetically about 50% of the unemployed would love nothing more than never working and will take full advantage of Pelosi's idea...And health care is just one of the many freebies they'll leech off of their neighbors who not only want to work but also pay for dirt-bags not to want to work.**

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (House Dominatrix)

"My biggest fight has been between those who wanted to do something incremental and those who wanted to do something comprehensive [with health care 'reform']...We won that fight, and once we kick through this door, there'll be more legislation to follow."

**The 2000 pages in the Senate bill, along with who knows what they'll throw in their reconciliation package, aren't enough for Queen Nancy? No, no, no. She needs more; much, much more...More as in SINGLE PAYER, GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED HEALTH CARE!

"I never stop whipping. There's no beginning, there's no middle, and there's no end. My life is a constant whip operation." - Mistress Nancy

Maybe she's talking about "whipping" up votes, and maybe she's not. Maybe she's a freaky-deak like her San Fran Sicko constituents...And maybe she's simply talking about the whipping she's giving the American people in general.**

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (House Triumvir)

"We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy."

**Check out Fancy Nancy trying to out-Harry Reid, Harry Reid.

Hey Nancy, you might find it easier to "pass the bill" if you'd let us know ahead of time "what is in it"...Then again, maybe not.

Maybe the reason she doesn't want us to find out exactly "what is in it" until it is passed is because there is so much in it that the American people find repugnant.**

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (House Triumvir)

"Some things we can do on the side which may not fit into a bigger plan. That doesn't mean that is a substitute for doing comprehensive [health care reform]. It means we will move on many fronts, any front we can...We will go through the gate. If the gate is closed, we will go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we will vault in. If that doesn't work, we will parachute in. But we are going to get health care reform passed."

**I have to admit, I admire Nancy's determination. She generally says what she means, and means what she says...That said, WHAT A SCARY BITCH!

She's all but saying the Democrats are going to jam their il-Liberal health care scheme down our throats no matter what the American people want, or don't want...And if the American people continue to put up barriers she'll find a way to jump over them, and if she can't jump over them she'll crush them with the power of government.

Machine guns, flame throwers, RPG's, etc. Everything is fair game when it comes to the Liberals passing their government run/mandated health plan...And if you don't like it, be prepared to be squashed in their path.

Your choices are as follows: Jump on the Crazy-Train (Nancy, Harry and Barack), or get on board to help those who are doing their best to stop these power-driven insaniacs.**

2009 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #2

Triumvir Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the House)

"I give Republicans credit for this: They vote the way they believe...I think that they vote with more integrity than they get credit for...If you can't find common ground, that doesn't mean you're partisan. It just means you believe two different things."

**Uhhhhhh. The wheels are churning double-time in Nancy's sick little mind...I hope you haven't, or won't, fall prey to her trickery.

Pelosi is a partisan hack of the highest order, and a politician who will say or do anything to get what she wants...What does she want? More than anything she wants power. And how does she plan on getting more power than she already has? Queen Nancy plans on making every American dependent on the U.S. government, and as the leader of the cash-cow she will grow in power as the cash flow and public dependence increases.

So, what does this have to do with Pelosi's quote? Think it through. Nancy is getting ready to do a massive Liberal jam-down on the American people. She's going to push bills through with little-to-no Republican input and is going to do so on the mantra of: 'Just as I give Republicans credit for their integrity and beliefs (which she doesn't), I hope they will do the same for Democrats.'

Keep this in mind when Liberal policies start flying out of Congress towards Obama, who will sign them faster than the Congress created them...Keep this in mind when the Republicans are completely bypassed in the process of remaking and transforming this 'awful' country we know as America. Keep this in mind when the schmucks in the American public are wondering: 'What in the hell happened to my country?'

When this quote flew out of Nancy's pie-hole I was sure it would be the #1 Libby Jackass Quote of the Year, but there is one which topped it...Last year she was #3, this year, #2 (in more ways than one :), and Pelosi has to be a favorite to be #1 next year.**