Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA, Subway Senator)

"Why would we give lifetime appointments to people who earn up to $200,000 a year, with absolutely a great retirement system, and all the things all Americans wish for, with absolutely no check and balance except that one confirmation vote? So we're saying we think you ought to get nine votes over the 51 required. That isn't too much to ask for such a super-important position. There ought to be a super vote. Don't you think so? It's the only check and balance on these people. They're in for life. They don't stand for election like we do, which is scary."

**Of course Babs is only concerned with the handful of Conservative judges. She has absolutely no problem with the Socialist scum in black robes haunting our judicial system.

The better question is: Why should hags from Brooklyn be Senators from California.........Hit the subway ya biotch!!

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

Have you been wondering where Hillary's been on the "Schiavo Issue?"......Well she isn't stupid, and knows her mouth will be her undoing in the 2008 Election. --> Below are her comments to the Senate Finance Committee in 1993
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"I think there should be a discussion in this country about what is appropriate care ... with more thought and more concern about both the human and the economic cost."

**This is America, not France! We should never put the "economic cost" ahead of the "human cost"**
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"If we do this health care reform right [we can] create the kind of security we're talking about so that people will know that they're not being denied treatment for any reason other than it is not appropriate, it will not enhance or save the quality of life."

**Again, this is America! Who are we to say care is "appropriate" or inappropriate for those who may or may not have a high "quality of life"? --> In the U.S. every life has worth!! We are not the USSR, Nazi Germany, or China.**
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"The hospital administrator of a very large hospital came to me as a part of a group visiting, as a delegation brought in by the member of Congress, and he said that he had recently asked one of his cardiac surgeons why the cardiac surgeon had admitted a 92-year-old man for a quadruple bypass”…"And the cardiac surgeon had said, 'Well, because he was referred to me by the cardiologist who refers me all of my cases, and I didn't want to say no because he might send his cases to another cardiac surgeon, and the hospital administrator said, 'Well, do you think it was medically appropriate for you to accept this surgery?' And he said, 'No, it wasn't appropriate or necessary, but that's the way the system works.'"

**GUARD GRANNY! THE DEMOCRAT DEATH SQUAD IS ON THE MARCH!!

Granny may vote (D), as an FDR Democrat, but she sure as Hell doesn't want them in charge of her healthcare.

Can you say EUGENICS?!?!?!**

Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio, 5 of Diamonds)

"I say the war was wrong, unholy and the administration has brought death, destruction, chaos and corruption to Iraq."

**"I say" Dennis is a Jackass!!

He’d rather Sodom still be in Iraq bringing much greater "death, destruction, chaos and corruption"

How did the Dems allow this moron to be a 'legitimate' candidate for president?? Of course "legitimate" is a word used as loosely as it can be for a (D). --> He's actually less viable than Al Sharpton, Sheila Jackson Lee and Howard Dean.

Sen. John Kerry-Heinz (D-M'ass')

"We can't drill our way to energy independence. We have to invent our way there, by harnessing the entrepreneurial spirit that made our country great."

**Wrong Mr. Heinz............We CAN "drill our way" there, and we will. --> And as time goes we will also "invent our way" past it.

But until the time comes that we are past the need for oil we must become more self dependant, and absolutely independent on the 'good will' of the nut cases in the Middle East.**

Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY, 10 of Diamonds)

"When you have a tax, where you pay the same tax whether you're wealthy or you're poor, that's not fair."

**I thought these clowns believed in equality……..Re-read that statement, and you will see why a national sales tax (or any consumption tax) will never replace the income tax**

Dan Rather (Lifetime Goebbels Acheivement Award Recipient & Ace of Clubs)

"Whatever one thinks of what we did or didn't do with the story in question here [Bush National Guard story], nobody broke the law, nobody lied. Depending on your point of view, it was a mistake, and who hasn't made a mistake somewhere along the line?"

**This is the problem with jackasses like Danny Boy, they don’t get it that America isn't only about what is “legal”, but is also about what is “right”.....But who would expect Leftist Dan to know anything about being "Right"?**

Sen. Lincoln Chafee (Rhino-Rhode Island)

"Well, usually when you talk about a mandate, you're talking about an overwhelming win. I don't think by any measurement the 2004 election was an overwhelming win. It was very, very close. It came down to Ohio. So I don't think [President Bush] can use the word 'mandate'."

**Chafee is one giant "chaffing" on the backside of his party........I wouldn't trade Lincoln for a Democrat senator in RI, but this guy is a joke.

Just for kicks, lets revisit reality: President Clinton never had over 50% of the popular vote, but the Dems didn't cry about him not having a "mandate" --> In fact, Bush is the first president with a 50%+ mandate since Reagan.

But no one ever expected much truth from Liberals.........Liberals with (D)'s or Liberals with (R)'s**

Warren Beatty (Hollywood Idiot)

"Arnold. Be the action hero I know you can be. Be strong. Stand up and confront the wealthiest 1 percent of Californians who have benefited $12 billion a year from the Bush tax cuts. ... It's called the haves giving a little more to the have-nots. Nobody likes taxes, but everybody likes a peaceful, compassionate, law-abiding, productive, protective society."

**"Robin Hood to the Rescue”:

Starring Warren Beatty as Chicken Little.......Ooops. Wrong show.

Starring Warren Beatty as Douche Baggamus!! --> That's more like it.**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"The message is simple -- you can't trust Republicans with your money. We need to stay strong on that message."

**Lets be real honest here: Both partys are going to take your money. The question is how do they use it?

The Dems have proven themselves irresponsible at the helm of the ship-of-state, and have been on the wrong side of history for the past 60 years.

The Republicans are spending fools as well, but will at least use it towards protecting our nation, instead of throwing it down the toilet of dirtbag social programs.

What's the over/under on Dean making it through 2006 as DNC Chairman??**

Rev. Je$$e Ja¢k$on (The Red Joker)

"We are fighting for democracy in Iraq that we don't have in this country."

**I didn't even know Jess was still kicking.......He's become such a meaningless clown, he's hardly ever heard from. --> I'm sure he's yapping plenty, but no one is listening.

Martin would be so disgusted to know this 'self-proclaimed-protégé' has become nothing more than a nuisance. --> Even though I hear the 'white women' love him**

Molly Ivins (Syndicated Propaganda Bitch)

"I must confess, I have sadly underestimated the Bush administration's sense of humor. Appointing John Bolton ambassador to the United Nations: boffo! What a laugh riot! Hilarious comedy, a delicious romp, great setup for a sit-com. Bolton is known for being arrogant, humorless, self-righteous and confrontational, and he hates the United Nations. In other words, the perfect diplomat."

**PERFECT INDEED!! Bolton can go down to the UN building and tell them to stick it up their ass for all I care.

I pray he is rude and brash, and if he tells all these UN scumbags to take a hike and get their asses off of US soil I will be even more pleased.

Once again: Thank you President Bush.....This is an excellent choice as US embassador to the Circle Jerk Group.**

Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada, Minority Leader)

"The American people do not like privatization. They are afraid of the debt the President's willing to do. And they don't like benefit cuts. And everyone here should understand all 45 Senate Democrats are united. We are not going to let this happen."

**This is the Top Democrat in the US Senate........What a complete moron!!

”Americans don’t like privatizations”?? America is all about “privatization”……What world does Harry live in?

I suppose he would rather live in a country of “nationalization”, or “communalism”, or “command economy”: otherwise known as Communism**

Filipe Perez Roque (Cuban Foreign Minister)

"Cuba recognizes that there are violations of human rights in our country, but they are at the Guantanamo Naval Base, in territory occupied against Cuba's will."

**This is why there have been so many Cuban refugees flocking to the U.S. for the past 50 years.........Because of the U.S.'s human rights violations??? --> Castro and his band of idiots have truly mastered the Hegelian practice of blowing smoke up people's arses.

I hope you all know Cuba is on the United Nations Human Rights Committee, so we can count on hearing all of their BS coming from "official" UN declarations. --> In fact this week they called for the removal of the U.S. from this committe.

Reason #3,469 to get out of the UN.**

Orange County Register (Pravda Offshoot)

"It is fairly easy to see that something important is happening in Lebanon, a move in the direction of independence and the idea of a civil society with democratic underpinnings that is reflected elsewhere in the Middle East. It is more difficult to figure out why it is happening just now, what forces have converged at this moment."

**Of course they can “figure out why it is happening”. They know exactly why, but they just can’t find it in themselves to admit Bush’s Anti-Terrorism policy is paying huge dividends, not just for the US but for the World.

These are the same kind of jackasses who can’t admit Reagan was the one who put the dagger in the Soviet Union --- Moral Clarity isn’t their forte**

Tereza Heinz (Ketchup Hag)

"Two brothers own 80 percent of the [voting] machines used in the United States...[and it is] very easy to hack into the other machines."

**So that’s how her husband keeps getting elected……I realize the People's Republic of Massachusetts is a little odd, but even by their low standards Kerry's a loser.**
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"You cannot have bishops in the pulpit -- long before or the Sunday before the election -- as they did in Catholic churches, saying it was a mortal sin to vote for John Kerry."

**No, no, no!! We surely can’t have “free speech” in this America……..Go to Hell you hag.

By the way, why did she drop the Kerry from her last name after her boy-toy lost the election?? --> Not that I blame her.**

Philip Bennett (Washington Post Editor, Walter Duranty Award Winner)

"I don't think U.S. should be the leader of the world……."

"I have seen the future and it works………When I went to China, I felt I was seeing into the future."

**Holy Shiite! This POS said the 'future of the world is CHINA'!.....What a morbid outlook for humanity.

This clown definitely deserves the Walter Duranty Award
--- For those of you wondering what this means: Duranty was a NY Times writer who won a Pulitzer for 'covering up Stalin's deliberate starvation of millions of Ukrainians' --> Nice claim to fame.

Michael Tomasky (Propagandameister for The American Prospect)

"One of the Democratic [sic] Party's problems is that it doesn't have enough contact with its rank and file. Right-wing people in this country have a place to meet and talk politics -- their churches, increasingly the mega-churches in the exurbs. There's not a meeting place like that for liberals and for Democrats"

**How wrong he is:

1. Colleges and Universities are every bit as much a meeting place for Liberals, Democrats, Socialist, Communists, etc. (as if there's a differnece) as Churches are for Republicans.

2. THE MASS MEDIA IS THE SINGLE LARGEST MEETING PLACE POSSIBLE, AND IS ALMOST 100% LIBBY!!

Quit singing the blues, Mikey. The problem isn't where information is gathered, the problem is the crappy information the Democrat Party is pumping out.**

Bill Clinton (Ex-President)

"In every single election [in Iran since 1997], the guys I identify with got two-thirds to 70 percent of the vote. There is no other country in the world I can say that about, certainly not my own."

**Is he saying he “identifies” with the Mullahs? No, he is making the claim that 'moderates' have been winning these “70%” elections.

Has Bill lost his mind?? Elections mean nothing in Iran, because the power-brokers there are the Mullahs...........Elections are for Western observers, not reality.

This would be like saying: 70% of Brits vote for the Queen of England........She has as much power as these Iranian politicos --> Which is none!**

Andy Rooney (CBS Misinformation Director)

"You can be sure our soldiers in Iraq are not all brave heroes gladly risking their lives for us sitting comfortably back here at home."

**Why would Rooney want to run with this statement, which he stated in his commentary "Our Soldiers in Iraq Aren't Heroes."?? --> No wonder no one watches CBS News.

There is little doubt that some of our troops are ungrateful SOB's, but the other 99% are HEROS in every sense of the word.

As far as the 1% go: THEY ALL VOLUNTEERED! They all knew the risk, and if they weren't willing to do their duty they shouldn't have joined.

I've been there and trust me, every soldier is informed of the reality of possibly being in combat before they even get the opportunity to enlist**

Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Illinois)

"[D]ue to the increasing number of baby boomers reaching retirement age, Social Security will be unable to pay out full benefits beginning in 2032, but the sooner Congress gets to avert this crisis the easier and less painful it will be." – Quoted from 1998

**Durbin is now a leading proponent against Social Security reform.....Why then but not now? --> Is (D)'s fixing Social Security = Good, and (R)'s = Bad?

He was plenty concerned while Clinton was in office, but not now.........The Minority Whip wouldn't be putting politics ahead of the national-good would he? --> Of course he would. He's a Democrat!!!

Hey Sen. Durbin, quit being a DICK!**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman)

"The Republicans...try to divide Democrats by ideology just as they divide all Americans by race or gender or faith. But there is no crisis of ideology in the Democratic [sic] Party, only a crisis of confidence.

Bill Clinton once described the Democratic [sic] Party's problems...saying that in uncertain times people would rather have a leader who is strong and wrong than weak and right. He's exactly right. And we become both weak and wrong when we abandon our core values for short-term political gain. But when we Democrats talk straight and stand up for ourselves, we have a huge advantage: We are both strong and right."

**1. The Dems are the "Party of Separation" (race, gender, economics, etc), not the Republicans.

2. And they are definitely not "right".....They are 100% Leftist!**

John Roberts (C'BS' News Propagandameister)

"His European charm offensive aside, President Bush still has image problems here. Many people mistrust his policies and think rather than embracing Europe's way of thinking, he wants Europe to embrace his."

**What!! Re-read that, and tell me if you want the Prez to go Euro, or the Euro's to become more like America**

Helen Thomas (Leftist Journalist, Goebbels Award Winner)

"Furthermore, Bush decries the terrorists who 'target innocent civilians,' while conveniently forgetting that the United States has dropped tons of bombs on Iraq since launching its invasion nearly two years ago. The refusal of the Bush administration to count the Iraqi dead makes it easier to overlook that sad toll."

**I'm sure this cackling hag cried over the people of Dresden and Tokyo who were killed during the WWII fire-raids.........IT WAS THE US's FAULT????

I'd never wish bad things for ol' Helen, but.............(fill in the blank on your own)**

Sen. (Up)Chuck Shumer (D-NY)

"Unless there's new and dramatic information, we feel nothing has changed and they [all President Bush's previously filibustered judicial nominees] should continue to be blocked. In fact, I said the President nominating them is sort of a poke in the eye."

**The "new and dramatic information" was the 2004 election you jackass --> You know, the one where Bush won with a 50+% majority (the first Prez since Reagan to do so), and the Republicans increased their hold in the House and Senate.

No one expects Chucky to pull his head out of his ass long enough to notice the situation however.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-M'ass', The Duke of Chappaquiddick)

"The Senate Democrats are the only line of defense against George Bush's effort to pack our federal courts with reactionary right-wing judges who will roll back the fundamental constitutional rights that Americans in states across the country value the most in our free society."

**Of course "The Killa" is afraid of hard-line judges.....You would be, too, if you were a murderer.

But I think he has read the American people incorrectly......The 2004 Election was as much about reclaiming our national decency as it was about the War on Terror. --> Reestablishing a sense of moderation and normalcy is one way to get to this goal. -->>> AND FAT TEDDY KNOWS IT!!

Those of you who haven't been to the "Kennedy Memorial", please follow this link.........It's a very heart-wrenching dedication
http://members.cox.net/jayc1832/Lib%20Rips/Teddy%20Kennedy%20Memorial.jpg**

Kevin Bacon (Hollywood Idiot)

"[It's misleading if movies] 100 percent demonize [pedophiles]. These guys don't have horns, they're not monsters. If they were monsters we could send a superhero out to kill them, or a guy with a big sword -- and that would make life a lot easier."

**Is this jackass really trying to say that pedophiles shouldn't be "demonize(d)" "100 percent" of the time?........and that they aren't "monsters"??

Pedophilia should be a capital crime.......The loss of innocence is a terribly haunting thing for a child, and should be paid for with the most severe penalty possible --> Ol' Sparky!!

I know most of you are terrified of dealing with the truth, but you really should check out this site: http://www.nambla1.de/

This Hollywood Idiot is spewing the "Big Lie" for many pedo's, and should be ridden out of acting through the lack of acceptance by the viewing public......But he knows (as do all the rest of them) that most people won't do it.

Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY)

"To call it Islamic terror is discriminating, it's bigoted, it is not the right thing to say…….We just take for granted that there is an Islamic terror movement because we do have some fanatic people who come from Islamic countries."

**Most Muslims aren't "terrorists", but most (almost all) "terrorists are Muslims........For once can't we just call a spade a spade? --> I'm sure Charlie would accuse me of racism for using the word 'spade', too.**

Peter Jennings (ABC News, Goebbels Award Winner)

"One of the biggest challenges that ever U.S. government has had in the last several decades is trying to figure out North Korea. And when the Koreans said today they had nuclear weapons to defend themselves against the Bush administration, the analysts in Washington and many other countries, scratched their heads and said 'what do the North Koreans want now?' And what has the Bush administration done, if anything, to incite this kind of talk?"

**Hey Pete, no one can figure out Dr. Ill. He needs to be assassinated………But it would be nice if you would make sure to thank President Clinton for allowing this to become a problem for Bush to sort out.**

Sen. John F. Kerry (D-M"ass")

"Every Arab leader I asked, 'Do you want Iraq to fail?' says no. 'Do you think you will be served if there's a civil war?' They say no. 'Do you believe that failure is a threat to the region and to the stability of the world?' Yes; same with the European leaders. But each of them feels that they have offered more assistance, more effort to be involved, want to be part of a playing field that's more cooperative, and yet they feel rebuffed."

**Check out Kerry talking to his "imaginary leaders" again........This went over so well in the presidential campaign he is rerunning it.

I think the self-inflicted wounds he gave himself in Vietnam are starting to fester and affect his brain**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman)

"[The Democrats] are a party of the future, while Republicans are the party of the past. We need to be proud to be Democrats. We have to never be afraid to say what we believe. Above all, we need to stand up for a different vision. After 2006, we will make major strides in regaining that building [the Capitol], and in 2008 we're going to have it. In 2008, there will be a Democrat walking down Pennsylvania Avenue to the other end."

**Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!.........Keep on squaking Howie**

Bob Sommer (National Public Radio, Goebells Award Recipient)

"You would think that the sight of a yellow-ribbon magnet on the back of a car, proclaiming 'Support Our Troops,' would give me a lift, but it doesn't. It just seems so easy to express patriotism by slapping a magnet with a slogan on your car, so glib, so...self-righteous. 'Support Our Troops.' ...There's a hint of a dare in it that reminds me of a similar sentence: 'Bring it on.' It's vaguely...Ann Coulterish. ... They may be well-meaning and sincere people, but I'm convinced that they're just driving along, thinking support-our-troops thoughts like 'Thank God I live in a red state,' or 'Maybe it's time to price a Hummer.' That's what I assume they're thinking, anyway."

**I hope you all enjoy paying for this SOB to be on the radio.

NATIONAL PUBLIC LEFTWING PROPAGANDA MUST GO --> There is no shortage of information services on the airwaves, and this should be a program dropped in Bush's budget cuts........PBS as well

And oh by the way, I PROUDLY PUT MY RIBBON MAGNET ON MY CAR!! --> If it were a rainbow-ribbon (Normo Disease), this puke would be saying it is a good thing.....But not one to acknowledge our brave soldiers**