Adam Hawkins (New Orleans Normo)

"They're made of particleboard with a nice finish, so they couldn't get wet."

**You must be asking, what in the Hell is that about? --> Well, everything is about context.........So, what's the context which puts this quote on this blog?

- People Magazine (September 19, 2005, pg. 66)

People Question to Hurricane Katrina Evacuees: "What do you take with you when fleeing for your life?"

Normo Adam's Answer: His pretty, "particleboard, with a nice finish" is what his 'Gay Pride Memorabilia' is made up of.

That's how this quote makes this blog.**

Ted Turner (3 of Clubs, Former Jane Fonda Boy-Toy)

"I am absolutely convinced that the North Koreans are absolutely sincere. There's really no reason for them to cheat or do anything to violate this very forward agreement... I saw a lot of people over there. They were thin, and they were riding bicycles instead of driving in cars. But I didn't see any brutality in the capitol, or out in the DMZ."

**"I am absolutely convinced that...(Ted Turner is)...absolutely" insane!!!!!

Hey Teddy, those North Koreans you saw are "thin" because their diet consists of bugs and dung-patties........And I'm sure the Hell State doesn't have tours to the Gulags for the Hollywood Idiots to visit.

WHAT A COMPLETE DUMBASS!!!**

Laure David (2005 Leni Riefenstahl Award Hopeful)

"As the country continues to dissect the recent natural disaster, we might want to start considering what about the disaster wasn't actually 'natural' at all... Human activity, the burning of fossil fuels, is causing global warming. Global warming is causing the oceans to warm. Warm oceans are steroids for storms."

**Keep pushing the propaganda, Laure........Luckily, most normal people see through the insanity.

Those of you who don't get the Award reference need to go check out Leni Riefenstahl. --> A brilliant movie-maker, but an equally brilliant propagandameister..........Like many of the Hollywood Idiots.**

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (Bin Laden's Right-Hand Man)

"This hurricane has once again brought to mind the manifestations of racial discrimination among the American people, and has exposed the fragility of the foundations uponwhich it is structured. The acts of assault and killings have spread, as well as robbery and looting, and what is still to come will be even more terrible."

**Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

It's bad enough the Democrats do everything they can here in the U.S. to undermine our country, but they are going way overboard sending their 'talking-points' to Al-Qaeda's #2**

Dave Silverman (Communications Director for American Atheists)

"It appears that despite all of the outbursts of public religiosity and prayer, 'God' was once again asleep at the wheel. Only human beings can deal with the calamities of the natural world. 'God' doesn't seem to be much help when it comes to rushing food, water, or antibiotics when people are suffering."

**I'm not a very religious person, but it's pricks like this guy that push me closer and closer to God.

Lets make a theoretical assumption the Left is correct about God: I'd rather be wrong and be with the decent people of God, than be correct and be with the degenerates of the Left.**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"The school buses were controlled by the school board, not the mayor. You can't blame the mayor for that."

-- Response to a Steve Malzburg question about the lack of using the school buses available in New Orleans to save those stranded in the muck.

**By this same logic Howie shouldn't be able to blame President Bush for anything.......Because it was New Orleans or Louisiana's problem. --> Or maybe it was the school board's problem.

Keep on talking Dr. Dean........The Republican Party loves you.**

Sean Penn"cil-head" (Hollywood Idiot)

"There are people dying and the US government is not putting the boats in the water, I think that's criminal negligence. I don't think anybody ever anticipated the criminal negligence of the Bush administration in this situation."

**"Put the boats in the water"??

This dumbass doesn't understand the "water" (should be called muck) was filled with concrete, signs, trees, etc..........And most boats are not designed to float on, over or threw such materials.

Which I guess he found out when he put "his" boat in the water, and almost became a casualty.

Damn, the Mullahs could have done us all a favor had they ---------, while Penn"cil-head" was in Iran. (Fill in the blank yourself)**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D"u" - Mass, The Duke of Chapaquiddick Bay, King of Diamonds)

"The powerful winds and flood waters of Katrina tore away the mask that has hidden from public view the many Americans who are left out and left behind. As one nation under God, we cannot continue to ignore the injustice, the inequality and the gross disparities that exist in our society."

**We really should give Fat Teddy a little leeway with this issue, because if anyone knows about the "power of water" it would be him.........Ooops.

In fact, he has a double with this statement, because if anyone knows about the "gross disparities in our society" it would be a silver-spooned Kennedy millionaire.....Ooooops.

And now that I think about it, Teddy hit a triple here, because everyone knows what a God-loving, man of Christian principles he is.........Oooooooops!!

Hey Duke, quite being a fat-ass, God-hating, rich prick who kills people!!**

Rev. Je$$e Jack$on (Red Joker)

"It is racist to call American citizens refugees... This looks like the hull of a slave ship."

**He's right, but he's avoiding the important question: Why are these people so damn helpless???

Seems to me they should be pissed at the Democrats who've tied them to plantation of the Welfare State's system of 'Political Indentured Servitude'**

Damon Hewitt (NAACP Attorney)

"If the majority of the folks left behind were white individuals, and most of the folks who were able to escape on their own were African-Americans, then I wouldn't be sitting here right now. This is a racial story."

**I guess he didn't get the memo that the majority of New Orleans residents actually did get out of the city before the hurricane hit.........And the majority of those who escaped were Black.

It's terribly unfortunate there were hundreds of thousands who didn't or couldn't escape but it sure looked like most were capable of doing so.........Physically if not Mentally.

Human-beings are survivors, at least those with a relative sense of personal sovereignty and responsibility.....It was those who are dependant on others who were stuck in the New Orleans Muck. --> And they were stuck there long before the hurricane, because they had long ago ceased to be 'human', and had chosen to become 'rats'.

And please spare me the BS of saying I just called Blacks rats.........It's not about color, it's about personal responsibilty and the Welfare System which has destroyed the human souls of so many.**

Robert Avrech (Hollywood Truth Teller, Emmy Award Winning Screenwriter)

"Let's be clear about one thing: Hollywood people are glamorous, but that's about it. They are ill informed about jihad. They are ill informed about Islam. They are ill informed about Israel, the[Palestinian Authority], Iraq, Afghanistan. They are ill informed about U.S. history, the Constitution, etc. The truth is, the movie people I've met are ignorant about most everything - save the weekend grosses of the top ten films."

**It's so refreshing to see even the smallest glimpse of intelligence and truth from anyone in Hollywood......I'd say this was incredibly intelligent and true.

Sorry to deviate from the theme, but I couldn't take the Liberal BS tonight.**

Maureen Dowd (NY TImes Editorial Writer, Goebbels Award Recipient)

"But when people around the world look at Iraq, they don't see freedom. They see chaos and sectarian hatred. And when they look at New Orleans, they see glaring incompetence and racial injustice, where the rich white people were saved and the poor black people were left to die hideous deaths. They see some conservatives blaming the poor for not saving themselves. So much for W.'s 'culture of life'."

**Hey Maureen, ask the Iraqi people what they prefer:

"W's" version of Iraq or Sodom's version of Iraq

It doesn't matter what Liberal pukes think......What matters is what's the Iraqi's think, and if America is protected.**

Je$$e Jack$on, Jr (D - Illinois State House of Representatives)??

"When [President Bush] tours the Gulf region...I hope he will stand on a pile of rubble [as he did after 9/11]. And he will look up to the heavens and say to God, 'You're responsible for this. And soon you will hear from us'."

**Gotta love the "Reverend's" kid poking fun at God in the middle of the Hurricane disaster.

It's Bush's fault, and it's God's fault........Sounds about right in Liberalville.**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"What the propagandists on the Right have done is make people afraid to say they are Democrats. We have to be out there. We have to be vocal. We have to be pushing our version of the facts because their version of the facts is very unfactual. ... We need a message. It has to be clear. The framing of the debate determines who wins the debate. ... The face of the Democratic [sic] Party is such that it looks like all of America will look in 2050."

**What in the world is Dean babbling on about? --> Almost sounds like Jesse Jackson-speak.

But there's no doubt that Dean is definitely the "gift that keeps on giving"......To the Conservative cause.

Am I the only one who thinks its funny the 'Mad Doctor' didn't rate any higher than a 2 of Diamonds? LOL!!**

Sen. Teddy Kennedy (D"u" - Mass, King of Diamonds)

"If John Roberts is confirmed, he will have a vital role in setting the direction of the country for generations to come. The Supreme Court is often the last line of defense for the freedoms and liberties for hundreds of millions of Americans... Every Senator, Republican or Democrats, has a responsibility to determine whether Mr. Roberts deserves to join the currently closely divided court when so much is at stake. It's wrong for any Senator to be a rubberstamp."

**This fat ass, water-torturing, killer is absolutely correct in the statement above. --> Which is why the quote is in Purple.........It's a mix of Red and Blue, even though it wasn't his intention to be anything other than Red.

Now lets send Roberts to the full Senate for a vote. --> Where over 60 Senators will agree this good man deserves to be a Supreme Court Justice, and will make an excellent Chief.**

Ellen Johnson (President of American Atheists)

"[Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco and President George Bush] should not be violating the Constitution by telling people to pray for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. It's unconstitutional for government officials to be promoting religion; and besides, judging from the speed of some relief efforts, officials should be busy working instead of preaching."

**Oooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyy Gooooooooooooood!!!

What is wrong with these pshychotics? This country was built on God, and it is shitheads like Ellen (who was probably known as Al at an earlier age) who are killing the country.....By insisting on the destruction of God in our country.

And if anyone needs some Godly help it is those in the Hurricane Zone.**

Reuters (Pravda West)

"In the nearly 2-1/2 years of the [Iraq] war, the average death toll for U.S. troops has been 2.1 per day. If that pace continues, the U.S. death toll would reach 2,000 in late October. U.S. military deaths still remain far below the total and rate of the Vietnam War, in which 58,000 U.S. troops died."

**I don't want any of our brave troops to ever be injured or die.....And I truly love those in the military, unlike the Liberals who are just using their body-count as a tool for attacking the president.

That said, I like James Taranto's perfect response to this moronic quote:

"If this pace continues, the Iraq death toll will top Vietnam's in just 73 years."**

Kanye West (Race-Baiting Rapper)

"I hate the way they portray using the media. If you see a black family, it says they're looting. See a white family, it says they're looking for food... They've given them permission to go down and shoot us... George Bush doesn't care about black people."

- Going way "off script" (according to NBC) during Friday night's "benefit concert" ostensibly for hurricane victims

**Anyone who expects any less from these rap shitheads gets what they deserve....I'm surely not shocked.

What is shocking is how many people will continue to buy his CD's.......Will you?? --> I never did before.**

Sen. "Up"Chuck Schumer (D - NY)

"I think it would be a great idea for President Bush to ask Justice O'Connor to stay on as chief justice for, say, a year. She is respected by all sides. At a time when the nation needs unity and stability more than ever, she would bring it, and it would be a breathtaking choice. And then we could proceed with the nomination of Judge Roberts for associate judge [sic]. But having Justice O'Connor stay as chief justice—the first woman chief justice, someone respected by just about everybody—would be a huge, huge step to unity in this country, particularly on the judiciary, which has been such a divisive issue."

**What world is Chucky living in? O'Connor retired, and she knew exactly what kind of judge was going to take her place --> A solid Conservative........And she also knew that Renquist would shortly retire or die as well.

All of this was known........What makes "Up"Chuck think she would want to return?

But I do like his idea of people returning during times of need......Maybe we can get Bush to stay on as President after 2008. --> I'm sure Chucky would be all for that idea.**

Sen. Russ Feingold (D - Wisconsin)

"I didn't support the war in Iraq in the first place. But once the country decided to go into Iraq, I felt it was very important that we do the best we can to success and support our troops. The problem is that we're not getting the leadership from the administration. The president is not telling us what is the time frame [sic], what are the benchmarks [sic] and what is the possible completion date for this mission [sic]. And what's happening is the American public is really despairing of the situation."

**Al Qaeda would love for the President to set a "completion date"......This way they could easily plan their invasion of the new Iraqi nation.

Feingold is a moron, but he isn't stupid....He knows we can't set a date, but he doesn't care.

He doesn't care because his goal isn't American, or Iraqi success........His goal is making President Bush look bad. --> Fortunately, most Americans see through this bullshit**

Celine Dion (Singer, Songwriter, Jackass)

"You know, some people are stealing and they're making a big deal out of it. Oh, they're stealing 20 pair of jeans or they're stealing television sets. Who cares?... Maybe those people are so poor, some of the people who do that they're so poor they've never touched anything in their lives. Let them touch those things for once."

**Why?! Why?!?! Why?!?!?!

My two favorite female singers, by far, are both insane, Liberal pukes! --> Celine and Barbara Streisand (Queen of Hearts).

I love this line: "Let them touch those things for once".

What in the Hell is wrong with this Canadian hag? I bet good money most of the 'looters' spend plenty of time watching TV.......They probably watch at least 40 hours of TV more than hours working. --> Work is the thing most of them have "never touched in their lives".

Why can't these entertainment idiots just take Laura Ingraham's advice: "SHUT UP AND SING"!**

Wolf Bliter (CNN Clown)

"So many of these people, almost all of them that we see, are so poor and they are so black..."

- Reporting on the Hurricane
Listen to the audio

**Uhhhhhh........What is "so black"???

Can you imagine the uproar if a Conservative said such a thing?**

Sen. Chuck Hagel (Rino - Nebraska)

"I think our involvement there[in Iraq] has destabilized the Middle East. And the longer we stay there, I think the further destabilization will occur. By any standard, when you analyze two and a half years in Iraq...we're not winning... We're past that stage now [for additional troops] because now we are locked into a bogged-down problem not dissimilar to where we were in Vietnam."

**NOTHING WOULD MAKE LIBERALS HAPPIER!!!!

They are hoping for the Vietnamization of this war.........Which means they are hoping for the failure of our efforts, and the death of many, many American soldiers. --> Nice party.

Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if they hoped for a catastrophic terror attack here in the U.S........They got the next best thing in Hurricane Katrina, and are making lots of waves with it.

Why do they feel this way, you ask? Because they'd rather see America suffer and Bush fail, than see American do well and Bush succeed. --> Which gives even more credance to the this statement:

If it's good for America, it's bad for Liberals (D's & Rinos).......And if it's bad for America, it's good for Liberals (D's & Rinos).

Again, nice party.**

Geraldo Rivera (An Indehiscent, Hard-Shelled, One-Loculated, One-Seeded Fruit = A NUT! )

"I believe that, like homosexuals, child molesters are born not made. They are not cured. You don't cure someone from being gay. It's insulting to gay people to say that you can cure them. It is a criminal justice, law and order reality, harsh reality, that you cannot cure a child sex predator. They are born that way. They will always be sexually attracted to children."

**So is Gerald defending pedophiles, or what? It looks like that's exactly what he's doing.....Which puts him in line with many Liberals.

If Normos are acceptable because they are "born that way", then shouldn't pedophiles be as well? --> Maybe we can create a whole new class of Normos, that makes it legal for those "born that way" to do any damn thing they want, no matter how much the rest of society is disgusted by their actions.

Any of you who've ever been molested or have kids who have been, you need to get over yourself.........Because many Liberals (not just Geraldo) think PEDOPHILIA IS A NORMAL, NATURAL-BORN BEHAVIOR.

Or we can execute them for being the sick bastards they are..........I'm sure this makes me a radical though.**

Sen. John Kerry (D"u" - Mass)

"We have to go out and fight for the real issues that make a difference in the lives of the American people and we don't need some great lurch to the right or lurch to the left or redefinition of the Democratic [sic] Party. The last thing America needs is a second Republican Party."

**Nothing new from the 'Conservative Senator from DuMassachusetts".......If you don't get that, you don't understand the relative nature of things. --> The Duke is the "Liberal Senator from DuMassachusetts".

But I will say this for Kerry, if anyone knows about being "Lurch" it would definitely be him.**

Eleanor Clift (Newsweek Propagandist)

"I think what we're coming to grips with is the fact that we actually have a mercenary Army."

**What is this bitch talking about?

I've served, and can tell you the pay sucks.......Even after benefits, and even for the highest ranking soldier. --> Especially considering what they could make in the civilian world.

There is no job in the country with as much stress and risk that comes close to meeting the crappy pay our soldiers recieve..........They 'VOLUNTEER' because they love their country, have a personal desire to be part of something great, and yes for jobs.

Hey Eleanor, ask the people of New Orleans if the Military is a bunch of "mercenary" whores..........If not for the brilliant troops serving in our nation's Armed Forces, these people would still be wallowing around and dying in the muck. --> Heaven knows the civilian leaders would have never gotten them out.

I go back to the top of this comment: BITCH!!!**

Rep. Charles Rangel (D - NY, 10 of Diamonds)

"Sometimes I don't think Cheney is awake enough to know what's going on. He's a sick man, you know. He's got heart disease but the disease is not restricted to that part of his body... Why do you think people are spending so much time praying for Bush's health? If he ever leaves and Cheney's in charge there's not very much else to pull together our nation."

**Is Charlie really in any position to question anyone's health? Especially their mental health!! --> What I want to know is if Charlie is the 'pot' or the 'kettle'?**

Bill Taverner (Editor of the American Journal of Sexuality Education, and Director of the Center for Family Life Education)

"What does abstinence mean? When did it become a bad word? And how can comprehensive sexuality educators teach about abstinence when everyone has a different idea of what it means? This interactive workshop will demonstrate the importance of helping young people create personalized definitions of abstinence and apply its meaning to decisions in their lives."

-- As quoted during a presentation at the 2005 Teen Pregnancy Prevention Conference description for "Making Sense of Abstinence"

**Only a Liberal could convolute the meaning of “abstinence”…….But then again, these are the same idiots who redefined “is” to mean “is” while at the same time not meaning “is”.

No wonder so many teens have no clue how to control and protect themselves.......Those given the task of educating them are handing them more disinformation than anything else.**

Sen. Teddy Kennedy (D"u" - Mass, The Duke of Chappaquiddick)

"No one has an automatic right to a lifetime position on the Supreme Court. A nominee to the high court must first demonstrate that he has a core commitment to constitutional rights and liberties. He must show that he is in the mainstream of modern judicial thought and that he would not use an ideologically motivated interpretation of our Constitution or laws to reverse the hard-fought gains we have made to make this nation more just."

**No one's asking for an "automatic" anything, Teddy.........All we want is an 'up-or-down vote'. --> Can we just get that, you fat, drunk, murdering, bastard?**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"They say we didn't win the election last time because of moral values. The opposite is true. If the election had been held on moral values last time, the Democrats would have won. Why is that? Because more people agree with our moral values."

-- Addressing the Southern Christian Leadership Conference in Birmingham, Alabama

**Dean is living in a dream-world if he thinks Americans support the Democrat Party version of "moral values"

Pro-Gay Marriage, Anti-Religion, Pro-EnvironMENTALism, Anti-Drilling, Pro-Fetus Execution, Anti-White Male, Pro-Palestinian, Anti-Israel, Pro-Marijuana, Anti-Meat, Pro-Castro, Anti-Bush, Pro-Condom, Anti-Abstinence, Pro-Squirrel, Anti-Human, Pro-Terrorist & Pro-U.N., Anti-American.......Etc., etc., etc.**