Barack Obama (Train Conductor)

"I hope you still believe in me."

- Part of a recent campaign speech.

Here's some good news for the President:  America does "believe in" him...The bad news for Obama is what most Americans "believe":  They "believe" his presidency and his administration are a train wreck.

The SCOTUS' ObamaCare ruling does nothing to change this.

Shortly after making this statement, Obama followed it up with a truly terrifying sentence

"And if you do ('believe in me') we will finish what we started in 2008."

I can't imagine this country is stupid enough to double-down on the 'Obama Train Wreck', but it's entirely possible.  Especially if those who oppose him sit on their thumbs the next four months...Hint, hint!

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D - Texas)

"I think the (Republicans') next act will be dragging women out of patient rooms into the streets and screaming over their bodies as they get dragged out of getting access to women's health care."

Oh Sheila, you're forgetting a few things:  Republicans are going to do all of that, then they are going to beat and rape women.  Then they are going to force them to make dinner.  Then, and only then, they are going to allow them to clean house.

Sheila is stark-raving-mad, but I hope no one mistakes her for a random nutter in the Democrat Party, because she isn't.  She is not an outlier; if anything she's a TYPICAL Democrat...Which is a stark-raving-mad nutter!

For those wondering what the context of her quote is about - denying "access to women's health care":  It's about Republicans wanting to ban sex-selection abortions.  More commonly known as aborting little girls simply because the parents want little boys...The proposed law was voted down by the Democrats; who must think it's a good thing to kill unborn girls when the parents prefer boys.

Talk about a 'War on Women'...Little women.

James Harrington (Texas Civil Rights Project)

"Assuming it's true that this guy was molesting the daughter, and we don't know what exactly happened at this point, he would then have the right to defend (her), and hit him enough to have him stop...But you cannot summarily execute him, even though I can understand the anger he would have...The question is:  When does it move beyond self-defense?"

Two stories:

1.  Dad hears his 5-year old daughter screaming.  Dad runs towards his 5-year old daughter's screams.  Dad catches a man molesting his 5-year old daughter.  Dad pulls the man off his 5-year old daughter.  Dad kills the sick mother-fucker with his bare hands.

GIVE THIS MAN A 'FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD'!

2.  Liberal morons hear a man killed a child molester.  Liberal morons automatically go to the defense of the child molester - instead of the 5-year old or the father defending his 5-year old.

GIVE THE SHIT-HEADS WHO THINK THE CHILD RAPIST DESERVED A TRIAL 'DUMBASS OF THE YEAR AWARDS'!

Only equally moronic Liberal shit-heads would think otherwise.

Just another shining example of what repeatedly proves to be an air-tight hypothesis:  LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER!

Joe Biden (Vice President of the United States of America)

"If I blindfolded Americans and took them into some of the airports or ports in China, and then took one of them to any of your cities in the middle of the night just so that they could see it.  If I said, 'which one is in America and which one is in China,' most Americans would say, 'That great one is in America.'"

I'm not here to claim China doesn't have some wonderful new "airports or ports", or "cities".  It certainly does.  In fact, Beijing is one of the most magnificent cities in the world.

Joey's out of his mind to pretend he can cherry-pick a few Chinese cities to point out that Americans should be jealous of China, however...China is a massive producer of products and has a large GDP, but most of its citizens live in poverty - or worse.

There are some mega-millionaires and billionaires in China, but they're the overlords of the Communist Party.  There is a very small middle class in China, and again, most of its citizens live in poverty...As a point of reference, over 30 million live in CAVES!!

Not the wonderful cities Joey speaks of.

I think a fair test of how great a country is is to put it to what I call "The Gates Test":  How many people are crashing their gates to get in or out?

How many Chinese immigrate to the U.S. every year...Legally, over 50,000.  Illegally, who knows?

How many Americans immigrate to China every year?  Almost NONE!

If China is so fantastic, at least a couple thousand Americans would leave to live there (normal Americans, not just millionaires doing business with cheap Chinese labor).  And, Chinese wouldn't be leaving there to come here...At least this would be a logical conclusion.

So why are Chinese trying to come here, even though they have such great cities according to Joe Biden?

GDP/person:  U.S. = $48,500, China = $5,500...Of course many Americans don't earn $48k, but most are middle class.  In China, most don't come anywhere near $5k, and certainly don't get to $48k.

How poor are the Chinese people?  Even the GDP/person in Mexico is over $10,000...Oh, and millions of Chinese are living in CAVES!

I'm not ripping China, though.  I'm ripping the moron who's trying to use China as an issue to rip America - the guy we currently call the Vice President of the United State of America...Now that is a disgrace.

Christopher 'Nerf Brain' Cerf

"My first reaction was this just can't possibly be true...Of course I didn't like the idea that I was helping break down prisoners, but it was much worse when I heard that they were actually using the music in Guantanamo to actually do deep, long-term interrogations and obviously to inflict enough pain on prisoners so they would talk."

Cerf is the composer of the 'Seseme Street' theme song...His last name mirrors what his brain is made out of:  Nerf.

There are plenty of Jihadis with bad intentions for America, but clowns like Nerf-brain Cerf don't want these terrorists tortured in order to save American lives.  No beating, no water boarding, and no Sesame Street songs...That said, I agree listening to Sesame Street over and over is torture.

Of course it is torture...And of course these terrorists should be tortured.  They should be tortured and killed; all of them.

No one knows where the next terror attack will happen, but it will happen and we can't count on all the terrorists to be inept (IE:  'panty bomber').  Can you imagine if we had a terrorist locked up at Gitmo and he knew an attack was coming to your hometown?  I can, and I don't care what we do to the Jihadis to extract information from them...Heaven knows they don't have any concerns about hurting us.

Oh, and last I checked it took information from water boarding to find Osama bin Laden...Thankfully we used water boarding, and if Sesame Street works - or Barney or whatever - then by all means do it.

Angela Rye (Executive Director of the Congressional Black Caucus)

"There's an ad, talking about [how] the president is too cool, [asking] is he too cool? And there's this music that reminds me of, you know, some of the blaxploitation films from the 70s playing in the background, him with his sunglasses.  And to me it was just very racially-charged...Even 'cool,' the term 'cool,' could in some ways be deemed racial [in this instance]."

Wanna know what is racist?  The Congressional Black Caucus is racist.  Wanna know what else is racist?  People who voted for Barack Obama for president based solely on the fact he's black...That's racist!

And you wanna know why people don't like President Obama? It's not because he's black, or because racists voted for him solely because he's black.  The reason people don't like Obama is because he's a humongous Liberal, and his presidency has crushed the country.  He's Jimmy Carter II, and no one liked Jimmy Carter I even though the original was white...Jimmy wasn't "cool", and Obama may or may not be "cool", so maybe Obama's not exactly like Jimmy.  Hopefully they do have one other thing in common, however:  One term!