Wolf Blitzer (CNN "News Maker")

"That's my job. I'm a newsman. That's what I try to do, is make news."

**Hey Wolfie, last I checked your job was to REPORT THE NEWS, not to "make the news".

He must have graduated from the Dan Rather School of Journalism......And recieved a minor in LYING & BULLSHITTING**

Sean Penn (Hollywood Idiot Maximus, Leni Liefenstahl Award Recipient)

"He goaded the crowd to join the chanting calls for 'Death to Israel!', 'Death to America!' Ten thousand strong of voice... It has been my observation that this kind of invective speech is common, not only in Iran but in the Arab states as well. According to many with whom I spoke, it had always been clear from the Iranian point of view, that the call is related to American foreign policy and does not intend to target the death of the American people."

-- After visiting the country which regularly calls the U.S. "the Great Satan"

**I'm sure Penn(cilhead) felt right at home among so many America haters........And how does he do the calculus of "Death to America", but not to Americans?

But I'm sure plenty of you will go see his next movie......So, he must be a pretty smart guy.**

Je$$e Jack$on (Red Joker)

"In South Carolina, for example, over the last six years they arrested over 110,000 blacks per year -- that's 110,000 calls to lawyers, bailiffs, court appearances."

**Exactly what is Jesse getting at here? Does he think it would be better for these criminals to be allowed to run rampant in South Carolina, or to have them apprehended and prosecuted for the scumbags they are?

Of course he wants them running free, because he's a clueless scumbag himself.**

Mick Jagger (Rolling Stoner)

"How come you're so wrong? My sweet neo con, where's the money gone, in the Pentagon. It's liberty for all, democracy's our style, unless you are against us, then it's prison without trial."

-- Lyrics from the Rolling Stone's new song, "Sweet Neo Con"

**The Stoners have sucked for the past two decades, and this song sounds more like a "Cat in the Hat" rhyme than a song........They really should go back to singing the classics, because the last thing they need to do is wake up from thier pipe-dream and start creating new political songs.

Like Laura Ingraham says: "SHUT UP AND SING!"**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"It looks like today, and this could change, as of today it looks like women will be worse off in Iraq than they were when Saddam Hussein was president of Iraq"

**Exactly where is Howie getting his information? I'm quite everyone is better off in Iraq without Sodom.......Except his Baathist pals of course.

Keep on talking Chairman Dean.......You are helping the (R)'s with evey sound coming out of your pie-hole.**

Bill Maher (HBO Commentator)

"I am more sympathetic on the abortion issue than I am on most rightwing socially conservative issues, because you know, you don't have to be religious to be against abortion... If you've ever seen a sonogram, you know, you could see something that's emerging as a human being in there. And we are sort of reaching in and killing it... I'm a board member of PETA. And this [caller] is exactly right, and I'm glad he raised the issue. It's despicable the way we treat animals in this country. And it's part and parcel to our general lack of compassion for things that don't affect us directly."

**You should notice this quote is in purple, instead of the normal Commie Red......It's because Bill's all over the place with this comments (per normal), but he's more or less correct (intentionally or unintentionally). --> Which I usually note in blue. -->> The red and blue blended to purple.

We've lost a lot of value for life, and decency in general.

Most of this loss has come as a result of out of control Liberalism (Me! Me! Me'ism!!).........And abortion has certainly been a fulcrum in the decline in the value of life. --> If we can kill the most innocent of human life, then what life is worth anything?**

Seattle's King County Department of Health

"No method of contraception or disease prevention is effective when practiced incorrectly or inconsistently. A 1988 National Survey of Family Growth found abstinence to have a contraceptive failure rate of 26 percent when not practiced consistently. So, in abstinence, as in condom use, consistency is key."

**Uhhhhh. Last I checked you either "practiced abstinence" or you didn't.......Practicing "incorrect or inconsistent abstinence" isn't "practicing abstinence" at all.

Practicing abstinenc is 100% effective in the prevention of pregnancy and STD's........Nothing else comes close to such a rate of success.

But I guess we can't expect our government health agencies to be 100% "effective" ---> OR HONEST!!!**

Harry Belafonte (Racist)

"Hitler had a lot of Jews high up in the hierarchy of the Third Reich. Color does not necessarily denote quality, content or value. [If] a black is a tyrant, he is first and foremost a tyrant, then he incidentally is black. Bush is a tyrant and if he gathers around him black tyrants, they all have to be treated as they are being treated."

**I'm not even sure what to say here..........Except that Harry is a racist of the first order.

How about another Belafonte quote, just to hammer the point:

"There was two kinds of slaves. There was the house Negro and the field Negro. The house Negroes, they lived in the house with master, they dressed pretty good, they ate good 'cause they ate his food and what he left...In those days he was called a 'house nigger.' And that's what we call him today, because we've still got some house niggers running around here"

-- He was actually quoting Malcolm X, and specifically associating this comment with Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell.**

Abd Al-Sabour Shahin (Head of the Sharia Faculty at Al-Azhar University, Egypt)

"Our enemies weave many lies about us, which we are not necessarily aware of. For example: one day, we awoke to the crime of 9/11, which hit the tallest buildings in New York.... There is no doubt that not a single Arab or Muslim had anything to do with these events. The incident was fabricated as a pretext to attack Islam and Muslims."

**You should notice this quote is in green, not the normal Commie red, because it wasn't from a Libby........But it sounds just like the crap they spew out every day.**

Chris Lehane (Democrat Political Strategist)

"[Hillary] Clinton is sitting at the fund-raising table and everyone else is like the family dog -- very well-liked but only getting the crumbs and some scraps that are covertly sneaked to them under the table."

**Do you sense the jealousy? A party civil war is about to be waged, which will determine the fate of the Democrats for years.

Will it be a Clinton Party or a Kennedy/Kerry/Dean Party? --> Either way, the Dems lose.**

The New York Times (Pravda West)

"[I]t now appears that if [John Roberts] was not a member [of the Federalist Society], he had a status that looked very much like a member's. This apparent contradiction raises questions about how forthcoming Mr. Roberts and the White House have been."

**Here's what the Federalist Society is about:

"In its Statement of Principles, the Society states that it is founded on the principles that the state exists to preserve freedom, that the separation of powers is central to the United States' constitutional form of government, and that the role of the judicial branch is to say what the law is, not what the law should be."

WOW!!! THAT'S SOME RADICAL CONSERVATIVE STUFF.......You know: Freedom, Separtation of Powers and Judicial Restraint.

Real radical ideas --> FOR INSANE LIBERALS!!!**

Helen Thomas (Goebbels Award Recipient)

"I'll never talk to a reporter again! We were just talking -- I was ranting -- and he wrote about it. That isn't right. We all say stuff we don't want printed."

-- After Albert Eisele, editor of The Hill, published her suicidal threat if VP Dick Cheney were to run for president.

**1. I was hoping her threat was real.

2. It's nice to see this haggardly bitch get a little payback for all the BS she's been reporting all these 'centuries'.........She didn't like it when the shoe was on her feet.

3. My goodness she's a horrible looking turkey..

Sen. "Slow" Joe Biden (D - Delaware)

"Mr. Bolton does not have the full confidence of the U.S. Senate. This recess appointment will hurt our nation's interests and hinder Mr. Bolton's effectiveness."

**A couple of points on this issue:

1. Joe knows Boldin had the votes in the Senate.......The Dems refused to let him out of committee, because they knew they couldn't win the vote.

Instead they used a procedural method to stop Boldin........And Bush did no more or less, by using a procedural method of getting him in.

2. Boldin also had the votes from the American public..........IN THE 2004 ELECTION.

Bush won handily, and the (R)'s gained seats in the Senate.........This is the ultimate approval, and "Slow" Joe knows it.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (House Minority Leader, D - CA)

"Some changes have to be made so we don't have a repeat of 2000 and 2004 where there was intimidation and discrepancies at the polls. In the state of Ohio, where they had fewer voting booths and long lines in minority neighborhoods and no lines and many voting booths in white neighborhoods, that the balance is not what it should have been"

**Bush won Ohio by over 100,000 votes! --> Kerry knew he didn't have a leg to stand on with this issue, otherwise he would have fought for it.

San Fran Nan is an idiot, who can afford to say anything she wants because the she's untouchable in Normoville, CA.

Amazingly, the only election where there was PROVEN ELECTION FRAUD was the Washington State governors race.........But the (D)'s don't want to talk about that one.

Just get an extra 150,000 dead people or illegals next time Nan.......Or more "double voters".**

Rep. Barbara Lee (D - CA, "The Lone Voter")

“The last two elections were stolen. They were stolen and so we will not rest until we reclaim our democracy and this is what today is all about."

**Boo Hoo Hoo..........I'm crying for poor Babs Lee.

For those of you who don't know who she is or what she's about, Rep. Lee was the only loon on The Hill to vote against giving Bush the power to use "all necessary and appropriate force" against anyone associated with the terrorist attacks of September 11."

She thinks of herself as a 'maverick', but she is nothing but a political grandstander and a nut.

Sept. 15, 2001
Senate vote = 98-0, House Vote = 420-1..........Now you know why she's referred to as "The Lone Voter"**

Brian Williams (NBC News Anchor, Goebbels Award Winner in the Making)

"Do you have remorse for what happened? How do you deal with that in your mind?"

-- Question to Dutch Van Kirk, navigator of the Enola Gay

**Liberals are such mental midgets, and have no sense of history.

THE INVASION OF JAPAN WOULD HAVE BEEN EXPONENTIALLY WORSE FOR THE JAPANESE THAN THE TWO ATOM BOMBS!!!!! --> Quit spewing the dumbass lie!!

Mr. Van Kirk's response was brilliant: "No, I do not have remorse."

Je$$e Jack$on (Red Joker)

"[T]he same old enemies of civil rights and voting rights will always keep up their ugly activities. Race baiters and discriminators may go underground, but they never move out of town."

**As the greatest American "race baiter", it seems to me that Jesse continually proves his own statement.**

Paul Hackett (Democrat, Ohio Congressional Loser)

"And to the chicken-hawks out there that think that what I say about this administration is not representative to some large degree in the military, I say that this was only a shot over the bow. You had better wake up and smell the coffee, because we are minting young Democrats day by day in Iraq, and maybe it didn't happen in this election, but it's going to happen in many elections in the future."

**Re-read that............You didn't read it wrong. He said:

"We are minting young Democrats day by day in Iraq"

Is he talking about the terrorists in Iraq??? I can't beleive he'd admit it, but that's what it looks like he said.

Click here to see the new Terrorist Friendly Dems**

Robert Kaiser (Former Editor of The Washington Post)

"If we Americans are so rich and so smart, why can't we treat our citizens as well as the Finns do? They pay nothing for education at any level, including medical school or law school. Their medical care, which contributes to an infant mortality rate that is half of ours and a life expectancy greater than ours, costs relatively little. ... Unemployment benefits are good and last, in one form or another, indefinitely."

**Free stuff, aye?? WoooHooo! I bet millions of people are flocking to Finland.......Uhhhhh!

Finland's immigration rate is less than 1 immigrant/Finn.
The U.S.'s immigration rate is over 3.5 immigrants/American.

Virtually no one is trying to move to Finland, but millions are trying to move to the U.S........Often at great risks of jail, injury or death.

So, please shove that Finland BS up your tailpipe, Bobby.**

Stevie Wonder (Celebrity Idiot)

"At this time we have a choice to make. Father God is watching while we cause Mother Earth so much pain. It's such a shame. Not enough money for the young, the old, the poor, but for war there is always more."

-- Lyrics from an upcoming song

**Stevie is a brilliant musician, singer and songwriter, but he should follow the advice of Laura Ingraham's book --> "SHUT UP AND SING!!"

I like Stevie, and won't be boycotting his songs any time soon, but he should leave the "quackery" to the ducks, and stick to what he knows.

Sadly, his blindness extends well past his eyesight, and has gone into his politics.**

Karel (San Francisco Homosexual Radio Host, and Contributor to "The Advocate")

“God hates Boy Scouts. It couldn't be clearer. God hates the Scouts' policy of discrimination against gays. That's right, God is pro-gay, and he/she/it is letting that be known, beginning with some good ol' fashioned smiting of those who are blatantly going against his laws and discriminating against his creation, gay men. The evidence? ... First came the tragic deaths of four scout leaders while they were setting up a dining tent. By all accounts, it was biblical carnage at its best. ...[A]nother act of God against the Boy Scouts was reported by AP: Lightning struck a group of scouts gathered in Sequoia National Park in California, killing a scout leader and critically injuring a 13-year-old. More Old Testament smiting.

"Why wouldn't God do this? While under the law the Boy Scout stance on gays may be justifiable, socially, morally, it's just plain wrong. They do it in God's name, so maybe God is just sick and tired of people doing things in his/her/its name."

**1. I can't beleive this Normo piece of shit is glad to see these people dead......No matter how many times you read this, or how you read it, there is no way to hide the fact he is happy they died.

2. Gotta love it when the Normo's call God an "he/she/it" --> I think they prefer He be a he-she.

3. This man supports the Democrat Party..........But he sure as Hell doesn't support the Party of JFK and FDR.

I know there are some of you who are Dems, because of JFK and FDR. How do you feel about the your party becoming the Party of Michael Moore and Karel?**

Sen. Harry Reid (Senate Minority Leader, D - Nevada)

"The president has chosen someone with suitable legal credentials, but that is not the end of our inquiry. The Senate must review Judge Roberts's record to determine if he has a demonstrated commitment to the core American values of freedom, equality and fairness."

**Is Harry looking for an '"inquiry" or an 'Inquisition'??

Again, I have to ask what are these American values Sen. Reid is speaking of?

Affirmative Action, Illegal Aliens, Terrorist Rights, rights of criminals, Homos, etc., etc., etc........ You know American values. --> In DEMOCRATVILLE**

Al Gore (D - Umbass)

"I consider myself a recovering politician. I'm on step nine."

**Must be on the 500 Step Program.

We should all be extremely thankful this joker wasn't C-in-C on 9/12..........Ugghhh! I have nightmares just thinking about it.**

Jonathan Turley (Legal Analyst)

"A judge's personal religious views should have no role in the interpretation of the laws."

**Unless a judge's religion is Liberalism of course. --> And trust me, Liberalism is a religion to those who pursue it.**

Ralph Neas (President of the People for the American Way)

"John Roberts's record raises serious concerns as well as questions about where he stands on crucial legal and constitutional issues. Replacing O'Connor with someone who is not committed to upholding Americans' rights, liberties and legal protections would be a constitutional catastrophe."

**This is such a load of crap........Even Bill Clinton has said Roberts is a good man, and will make a good SCOTUS judge.

There is a real "catastrophe," though, and that is the misnamed 'People for the American Way'**

Sen. (Up)Chuck Schumer (D - NY)

"We simply want to determine if Judge Roberts is a mainstream thinker. ... This is not, and let me emphasize that, this is not a game of 'gotcha' and document requests and in general, information requests are not an end, a goal to prove something. They're a means to simply determining Justice Roberts' judicial views. That's all we want."

**Uh oh. Schumer's going to find out Roberts isn't a "mainstream thinker".

You know, mainstream as in:
- A defender of civil rights for terrorists.
- An America-hater.
- A believer in mandatory Ebonics education for children.
- Is against executing murderers and child molestors, but is all for executing as many fetuses as possible (especially in the 8th & 9th month).
- Has no problem with allowing as many illegal aliens as possible.
- Believes ground squirrels and pine trees have as much value as human beings.
- "Supports the troops," but hates the military.
- Accepts that sexual relations between a man & man, woman & woman, man & horse, woman & donkey, etc. are all legitimate and deserve protection, and also beleives all sex between a man & woman is rape.
- Thinks cloning human beings is a great way of practicing Eugenics, but those that are born imperfect should be put out of their misery.
- Hates the White Man.
- Supports lowering the age of sexual consent to 13.
- Doesn't eat meat, but smokes pot and cocaine.
- Loves Fidel Castro, but calls George Bush a Fascist.
- Etc., etc., etc.

Gotta love mainstream Liberal America...............Heaven help us if John Roberts is MAINSTREAM by their definition.**

Barbara Walters (ABC News Hag)

"John Roberts is a Roman Catholic. How important to him is his religion? Do you think it might affect him as a Supreme Court Justice?"

**This just in - ROMAN CATHOLICS ARE BANNED FROM BEING SUPREME COURT JUSTICES!!!!! --> In Liberalville, U.S.A.

So are Evangelical Christians, White Men, Heterosexual Humans, and people who throw with their right hand

I have one request for the Senate Dems:

PLEASE GET THE VOTES TO FILIBUSTER JUSTICE ROBERTS!!! --> I want to give the American people the opportunity to watch this joke of a party play itself out on national TV.

I'm quite certain it won't end up well for those with (D) behind their names.**

Sen. Robert "KKK" Byrd (D - WV, Ace of Diamonds)

"One's life is probably in no greater danger in the jungles of deepest Africa than in the jungles of America's large cities. In my judgment, much of the problem has been brought about by the mollycoddling of criminals by some of the liberal judges who have been placed on the nation's courts in recent years. The high court's share of the responsibility for our increasing lawlessness lies in two areas -- its zeal for bringing about precipitous social change, and its over-concern for the rights of criminals and its under-concern for the rights and safety of society. I urged President Nixon to appoint conservative jurists to the court. I said that such a return to a conservative philosophy would be 'the greatest single service President Nixon could perform for his country.' I said that the court had hurt the United States with its rulings on school prayer and in criminal cases, and had given aid and comfort to subversives by refusing to bar communists from schools and defense plants."

-- As written in Bobby's memoirs

**I hope you all notice this quote is in Blue, instead of the normal Red --> This is because some alien climbed into Sen. KKK's body, and did some major TRUTH TELLING in this memoir!!!!!!

Lets hope the little alien takes up permanent residence in "The Grand Wizard's" body.**

Jane Fonda (Traitorous Bitch, 4 of Clubs)

"I have not taken a stand on any war since Vietnam. I carry a lot of baggage from that."

-- Announcing she will make a cross-country tour on a bus fueled with vegetable oil to call for an end to the U.S. military operations in Iraq

**What was the logic in making this statement just as she's getting ready to go on another "Support the Enemy Tour"??

Obviously Jane is clueless, and knows her name can't be destroyed any more than it has been........Or can it?

I hope you'll all go to her Tour Promo Site.........You should also go see her Tour Bus.

I really don't understand how Jane became a star, other than being Henry's daughter.....She is completely talentless, and her only decent quality is her looks. --> She should have done porn!!! Jane was definitely hot and plenty slutty, and maybe they could have found a way to keep her mouth shut.**

Sharra Greer (Director of Law and Policy for Service-Members Legal Defense Network)

"The 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' law hangs like a 'Gays Not Welcome' sign outside the Pentagon's front door."

**Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........No it doesn't, it is an invitation for Normos to join the military as long as they don't flaunt their sickness.

If it were up to me, and 99% of those who are currently in, or ever served in the past, the policy would be "GAYS NOT WELCOME!!"**

Paul Begala (Clintonista, Democrat Strategist)

“[Republicans have] done a piss-poor job of defending us. They want to kill us. They want to kill me and my children if they can, but if they just kill me and not my children, they want my children to be comforted -- that while they didn't protect me because they cut my taxes, my children won't have to pay any money on the money they inherit. That is bullshit national defense, and we should say that."

-- Addressing young Dems at the Campus Progress National Student Conference

**I used to think Fat-Boy Kennedy was the biggest drunk in Democratville, but those of you who saw the video of this lecture have to admit Paulie may be catching up to The Duke.**