Time Magazine

THE GREAT AMERICAN RIPOFF

Millions of Americanans who think they will retire with benefits are in for a NASTY SURPRISE. How Corporations are picking people's pockets - with the help of Congress.

-- Front page headline, 10/31/05 issue.

**There's no doubt there are many corporations with no scruples about the welfare of their employees and their "retirements."

That said, corporations could never "pick people's pockets" as well or as much as the Federal Government does........I know I won't be "SURPRISED" when it's time for me to retire and Social Security is depleted. EVEN THOUGH I'll SPENd 50 F'n YEARS POURING MONEY INTO THE DAMN SYSTEM!!!

Corporations are what they are, but I trust them much more with my money than I do the Govdernment........I'm sure this makes me a Rightwing radical though.**

David Thorstad (NAMBLA Founder)

"Freedom is indivisible. The liberation of children, women, boy-lovers, and homosexuals in general, can occur only as complementary facets of the same dream."

**Uhhhhhh.......Allowing Normos to bang children is liberating????

And make sure you notice this Normo is the one who made the Normosexual and child "liberation" correlation, not me.........He's a sick fuck, but at least he's honest with his intentions.**

Ramsey Clark (Former U.S. Attorney General, 6 of Diamonds)

"Reconciliation is essential. This trial can either divide or heal. And unless it is seen as absolutely fair, and as absolutely fair in fact, it will irreconcilably divide the people of Iraq."

**What in the Hell is wrong with this man? Keeping Sodom alive is what's "dividing the people of Iraq"........Because he's a boogie-man, who they fear could return.

The sooner he is executed the better......I think most Liberals believe this as well, except those like Ramsey who are comletely in the Lunatic Fringe. You know, the Ted Kennedy and Harry Reid types.**

Ryan Walker (Spokesclown for "Athiest Agenda")

"We consider the Bible to be a very negative force in the history ofthe world."

**I'm assuming he's talking about the Old and New Testaments, and am also assuming he "considers" the Koran to be a 'book of peace'........Which is about right, considering he's a 'piece' himself.**

Vicente Fox (Mexican President, King of Spades)

"This wall is shameful."

**Am I the only one hearing that violin?

I think The Wall is one of the most beautiful things I can think of.......Just look at the majesty of the Great Wall of China. The Chinese built their wall to keep the Barbarians out, which is exactly what the U.S. must do as well.**

Sen. Harry Reid (D - Nevada, Senate Minority Leader)

"An F is too high a grade for the Bush White House and Washington Republicans."

**There's no doubt Bush and the (R)'s don't deserve an A for 2005, but there is no way they deserve an F........Lets look at what they dealt with.

1. Have we been hit with another terror attack? NO = A+.
2. Has the economy tanked? NO = B+. (Must give good marks for this being the case in a time of terrorism, a year of terrible natural disasters, and brutal gas prices.)
3. There were two epic natural disasters this year (Katrina and tsunami), how was this handled? Tsunami = A, Katrina = B-.
4. There were a handful of excellent judges put on the appeals courts = A, and 2 great SCOTUS judges = A (Would have been an A+ without the Miers debacle).
5. Illegal immigration = F (Nothing has been done)
6. Social Security reform = F (Shouldn't have even brought it up if he knew it would be a losing proposition.)
7. Misc. = C.

Overall a pretty good year. A solid B grade in my opinion.......Could have been a little better, could have been much worse.

Could have been much, much worse........As in John Kerry could have been president.**

Marty Hayden (Earth Justice Vice President)

"I believe Sen. Stevens would tear down Santa's workshop and kick out his elves and reindeer if he thought there might be oil under the North Pole."

**Merry Christmas everyone..........That said, I think most of us would agree U.S. National Security trumps Santa!! Everyone except insane Liberals that is.

Don't let the EnviroNUTS confuse the issue. U.S. dependence on foreign oil is a National Security issue.**

Ramsey Clark (Former U.S. Attorney General, 6 of Diamonds)

"Our plan is to go to court in Baghdad on Monday morning representing the defense counsel as defense support. A fair trial in this case is absolutely imperative for historical truth to justice obviously"

**It's hard to believe a man who used to be a U.S. attorney general is now worried about the "Butcher of Bagdhad's" civil rights.

Ok, I take that back.......I do believe a Liberal, who served in the LBJ Justice Dept. is an anti-American scumbag, who is defending Sodom.**

Sen. John Kerry (D'u' - Mass, Presidential Election LOSER)

"There is not anywhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ, anything that remotely suggests—not one miracle, not one parable, not one utterance—that says you ought to cut children's health care or take money from the poorest people in our nation to give it to the wealthiest people in our nation."

**This from a guy with seven mansions, a luxury liner, and a personal jet.....Give up some of your shit before you decide to lecture about the rich screwing the poor, Mr. Heinz.**

Fernando Robledo (Misc. Mexican Whiner and Would-be Illegal Alien)

We learned to believe in the United States. We have a binational life......It isn't just a feeling of rejection. It's against what we see as part of our life, our culture, our territory."

**Uhh.........Who's "territory"? Did he say "our", meaning Mexican "territory"?

This is why we are "rejecting" you SOB's, Fernando.

And quit opening your filthy restaurants on every corner in Phoenix....Fernando's, Filberto's, Isberto's, Filisberto's, etc., etc., etc.**

Mike Wallace (CBS Newsman, and Lifetime Goebbels Award Hopeful)

"What in the world prepared you to be the commander in chief of the largest superpower in the world? In your background, Mr. President, you apparently were incurious. You didn't want to travel. You knew very little about the military. . . . The governor of Texas doesn't have the kind of power that some governors have. . . . Why do you think they nominated you? . . . Do you think that has anything to do with the fact that the country is so [expletive] up?"

**Response from his son (Fox News Anchor Chris Wallace): "He's lost it. The man has lost it. What can I say. He's 87-years old and things have set in....I mean, we're going to have a competence hearing pretty soon."

WOW!! That's some serious ball-busting on his daddy.......And Chris is absolutely correct.

I'm glad to see in Wallaceville, the apple actually does fall far from the tree.**

Tim Russert (Truth Teller???)

"Aren't the Democrats, though, trying to have it both ways? They voted for the war—Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, John Edwards—and now, it's not going well. So they're saying, well, the president misled us. They had access to the National Intelligence Estimate, and in that National Intelligence Estimate, there were caveats from the State Department particularly, about the quality of the intelligence. But they still voted for the war."

**1. I get so sick of dumbasses like Russert saying the war isn't "going well".......It is going better than anyone could have predicted. The U.S. hasn't been hit with another terror attack, Sodom is in a prison, and the Iraqis are having elections.

2. Who forced Timmy to take the "truth serum" when it comes to the Democrats?? He has it pegged right on when it comes to their double-talk.**

Mayor Michael Brown (D, Riviera Beach, Florida)

"We are going to rescue and relocate individuals and we will put them in a better position than they're living in now....They are not thrown out into the streets, they are compensated. ... It's no different than building a courthouse or a hospital or anything else."

--- Response on the Sean Hannity Show, to the city's plan to use eminent domain statutes to remove 6,000 city residents

**Since when is it the government's job to "rescue and relocate" people? And who is this POS to determine what is best for them, against their wishes?

I'm quite certain Lenin and Mao had similar feelings about FORCIBLY REMOVING PEOPLE!.......Here's hoping the mayor doesn't resort to the next step of REMOVING THEM VIA EXECUTION!**

NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association)

**PERO WILL BE OUT OF TOWN FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS.....

So, I'm leaving you with an extra-special quote**

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"NAMBLA's membership is open to everyone sympathetic to personal freedom. Our goal is to end the oppression of men and boys who have freely chosen, mutually consensual relationships.

We are working to improve public information, to gain public understanding of the benevolent nature of man/boy love, and to raise the consciousness of boy-lovers through our publications, local working groups, international outreach, political and educational activities.

Our membership is open to all individuals sympathetic to man/boy love in particular and sexual freedom in general."

-- Membership statement

**I know many of you don't want to believe there is such an entity, but I couldn't make this sick shit up!!

Oh by the way, NAMBLA is a leader in the Mainstream in Liberalville.**

Americans United for Separation of Church and State

"Government at every level must represent all citizens, Christians, Jews, Atheists, Muslims and others. Courts, city halls and other units of government should refrain from displaying religious symbols because such actions send the message that the state has a favored religion and that people who do not share that faith are second-class citizens. Under certain conditions, private groups may have the right to display religious symbols on government property (as long as that right is extended to all), but it is not the job of government to promote or display religious iconography. The display of religious symbols and the spread of religious messages belongs to America’s clergy and their houses of worship."

-- The group's official take on "Religious Symbols on Public Property"

**U.S. Constitution, First Amendment:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."

No part of the amendment states there should be anything even close to "FREEDOM FROM RELIGION" or "SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE".........Read it as many times as you want, and you can't get this definition unless you completely revise the text to meet your needs.

These ideas came about in the early 1900's.........During the formation of the Soviet Union.

And it is almost humorous (sick, sad, etc.) how Liberals manage to forget the second part of the statement:

"...or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."**

Susan Crane (Witness Against Torture Demonstrator)

"We're really saddened and horrified by what's going on in Guantanamo and the other prisons...Our hope is to get as close as we can (to the base)."

"We want the prisoners to know we care about them."

-- Demonstrating in Cuba

**They care about the terrorists!!! And hate George Bush!

Sounds logical for a Liberal.**

John Kerry (D'u' - Mass, Flippus Floppus Maximus)

"There is no reason ... that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the ... of ... the historical customs, religious customs."

**I'm going to defer my opinion to Dimitri Vassilaros

"Sen. John Kerry's appearance last Sunday on "Face the Nation" suggests he's mastered the nuanced finesse of betraying his contempt for American soldiers without accusing them of behaving in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan....The Massachusetts Democrat has come a long way since 1971.**

Charlie Gibson (ABC News Joker)

"Saddam Hussein in court, defiant, massive security and the question: Can the former dictator get justice?"

**Hey Chucky! "Justice" for Sodom would have been shooting and killing his ass in the 'spider hole' our troops found him in.......Every extra minute he lives is an extension of the injustice that is Sodom Hussein's very existence.**

Sen. John Murtha "F'er" (D - Pennsylvania)

"Our military is suffering, the future of our country is at risk. We cannot continue on the present course. It is evident that continued military action in Iraq is not in the best interests of the United States of America, the Iraqi people or the Persian Gulf region."

**Bring all the troops home so they can protect Camp Pendleton, Luke AFB, Coronado Naval Station, Fort Dix, etc.........This is the real job of the military, in Liberalville.

And then Democrats will want to cut the force-structure, pay, technology, hardware (tanks, planes, ships, bullets, etc.) once they are here.

Lying sons of bitches.....They don't care about they troops. They care about Bush leading the troops.**

Gov. Bill Richards (D - Northern Mexico)

"After being notified of the situation and after researching the matter...I came to the conclusion that I was not drafted by the [Kansas City] A's."

— Correcting a 40 year mistake in his bio

**1. Why did it take him 40-years to figure this out? Assuming he even played baseball, I'm pretty sure he would know if he was drafted or not......As a former player, I think this is a pretty accurate assumption.

2. Why on Earth would he make up a lie about being drafted by the Kansas City A's? He should have picked the Yanks, Dodgers or Cardinals.

3. Have I ever told you I used to be an astronaut???**

Chris Matthews (MessNBC Host of "Screwball")

"The period between 9/11 and Iraq was not a good time for America. There wasn't a robust discussion of what we were doing. If we stop trying to figure out the other side, we've given up. The person on the otherside is not evil—they just have a different perspective."

**Yes, you just read Chris Matthews saying the Islamists "just have a different perspective".......And are "not evil".

And if you believe this, you must click this link (must have Real Media Player)**

Howard Dean (DEMOCRAT NATIONAL COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN!!)

"I wish the president had paid more attention to the history of Iraq before we had gotten in there. The idea that we're going to win this war is just plain wrong."

**This is a sickening statement.......But Howie speaks directly from the hearts and minds of Liberals. Though I doubt he speaks for most American Democrats, which is something they must come to terms with sooner or later.

Michael Reagan put it best:

"Howard Dean should be arrested and hung for treason or put in a hole until the end of the Iraq war!" (MR)

CNN Switchboard Operator

"We did it just to make a point. Tell them to stop lying, Bush and Cheney... Was it not freedom of speech? Yes or No? If you don't like it, don't watch."

-- Resonding to a caller complaining about the "X" placed over VP Dick Cheney's face during a live speech

**This putz is right........No one should be watching CNN. Except those who are into Left-wing propaganda, of course.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass, The Duke of Chappaquiddick Bay)

"The Bush administration misrepresented and distorted the intelligence to justify a war that America should never have fought."

**This is his statement NOW!!

Here's his statement when Clinton was president:

"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction." – Sen. Ted Kennedy (D)

Why then, but not now??? And, did the Clinton administration "misrepresent and distort the intelligence"????

Lying bastard.**

Judy Woodruff (CNN Propagandameistress)

"A clarification about a report that we aired last night in our coverage of the ongoing debate about the original case for war and the Democratic [sic] allegations that the White House misled the American public. We reported that the President was calling such charges 'irresponsible' and 'unpatriotic.' He did say they are 'irresponsible.' He did not call them 'unpatriotic'."

**Thank you for clearing that up, Judy.......We all expect you clowns in the media made stuff up, though.

But if Bush had said what you scum mis-reported, he would have been correct.**

Mark Steyn (Brilliant Conservative Journaist)

"Thanks to [Democrats], Iraq is a quagmire—not in the Sunni Triangle, where U.S. armed forces are confident and effective, but on the home front, where soft-spined national legislators have turned the war into one almighty Linguini Triangle."

**I had to take a day off from the Liberal whiners.......And this is by far one of my favorite quotes in a long time.**

Student Life Editorial Board (Pomona College)

"Pomona College is in dire need of a gender-neutral restroom in the Smith Campus Center. As the situation currently stands, the campus center only has gender-specific facilities, creating an uncomfortable, exclusive and unsafe environment for students at the Claremont Colleges who do not choose to conform to hetero-normative identities."

**Projected 2005 - 2006 Expenses For Full Paying Pomona Students:
· Tuition and Fees $29,923
· Room and Board $10,851
· Personal Expense (estimated) $1,000

$41,774 per year to send your kids to this bastion of insanity.....And that doesn't even include the hormone injections.**

Rick Wingrove (Virginia Dirctor of American Atheists)

"People deny our existence, and that's just bigoted, ignorant, puerile and childish."

-- Speaking on behalf of atheist veterans

**I wish to thank every one of these veterans for their service......Other than that, they don't "exist" in Peroville.

And I dont' mind being called names by shitheads, so they can call me "puerile" if they wish.**