Brian Williams (NBC Propagandameister)

“Tonight...we take on the question that can make otherwise competent adults quake with fear. We’ve all been there. You come to the end of the checkout line and then comes that question, ‘paper or plastic?’ For that one brief moment, we grocery buyers are made to feel like the fate of the planet hinges on our decision. Is there a correct answer?”

**Yes Brian, there is a correct answer: Put your groceries in a plastic bag, then put the plastic bag in a paper bag.

I bet this prospect would really make him "quake with fear."**