2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #1

Sen. Claire 'All of the Above' McCaskill (D - Missouri)

"The Senate passed a budget, uh, last August.  In fact we did better.  I've always complained about the way we did these budget resolutions, cause they're phony bologna.  Every year we pass a resolution and it doesn't even have force of law.  And the appropriators want to just completely ignore it.  So last August, for the first time I've been there, we put it into law for two years.  The budget for two years, and actually two years going forward with legal spending caps for two years.  And guess what happened this year?  The appropriators followed it...We not only passed one, for the first time it's in law, signed by the president, and we must follow it, and it is bringing down spending, and it is bringing down the number of federal employees."

Well, that sounds wonderful.  The U.S. government has finally fulfilled one of its basic Constitutional duties:  Creating and living within a budget.

Problem is, Congress hasn't passed a budget since 2009!  And they never control spending - and surely never bring it down.

It's not just the Congress which is failing, though, because Obama has sent joker budget plans to Congress.  The last one was unanimously rejected by both the House and Senate - Every Republican and every Democrat voted against it.

The Republican controlled House has passed multiple budget bills and sent them to the Democrat controlled Senate.  The Senate hasn't bothered to pass their own or the House's budgets in the past three years.

But, Sen. McCaskill is very adamant about this year's budget being passed and Obama signing it into law.

Question(s):  Is she stupid enough to believe there is a budget in place?  Is she such a liar she thinks the American people think there is a budget in place?

AnswerS(s):  Yes, to both!  Clair McCaskill is 'All of the Above'...She is that stupid and she is that big a liar.  This is why she has earned the disgrace of having the 2012 Liberal Jackass Quote of the Year!

But, Sen. McCaskill isn't the only disgrace; so are the people of Missouri who reelecting her...Just as the American people as a whole are a disgrace for reelecting Barack Obama.
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Special Note:  Nancy Pelosi's run of five consecutive years in the Top 20 was broken this year...I am quite certain she will try very hard to earn her way back in in 2013.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 9

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Barack Obama (Little Einstein)

"Well, the math stuff I was fine with up until about seventh grade.  But Malia (his daughter) is now a freshman in High School and I’m pretty lost."

Sadly, too many American parents attended public schools in the past couple decades and can't do much more than "seventh grade" math, either...Most American parents don't pretend to be qualified to be President of the United States, however.

'Pretend to be qualified' is the operative phrase...And it's really the only thing Barack Obama has been good at as President.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #2

Alberto Giubilini & Francesca Minerva (Ethical Sociopaths)

"The moral status of an infant is equivalent to that of a fetus in the sense that both lack those properties that justify the attribution of a right to life to an individual...Both a fetus and a newborn certainly are human beings and potential persons, but neither is a 'person' in the sense of 'subject of a moral right to life.'  We take 'person' to mean an individual who is capable of attributing to her own existence some (at least) basic value such that being deprived of this existence represents a loss to her."

- From an article in the "Journal of Medical Ethics"...The article is "After-birth abortion:  Why should the baby live?"

Yes, you should probably re-read the statement and title of the article above.

You'd think we live in ancient Sparta, where they left their 'other-than-perfect' babies out on a hill for the wolves to 'take care of'...These genius 'ethicists' were only talking about 'aborting' babies born with handicaps right? - as if that's a good enough reason.

"(After birth abortions) should be permissible in all the cases where abortion is, including cases where the newborn is not disabled."

Get the phuck out!

It used to be abortions were only done up to a point where the fetus was considered 'viable' (somewhere around 26 weeks).  Then they started doing partial birth abortions up until the child was born...Now they want to kill these innocent little guys after being born?

Where does it stop; how far "after birth" can we kill people?  If granny has a stroke and leans to the left while drooling all over herself, since she's been 'born' should she be a candidate for an "after birth abortion" because she's a pain in the arse?

Really?!  Have we degenerated this far?

Of course you say:  Pero, get a grip.  These lunatics are on the outer fringe...OK, maybe you are right.  TODAY they are the fringe, just like those who pushed abortions past the point of 'viability'.  It won't be long until 'inviable' simply means:  'eh, we don't want to deal with em - regardless of how young or old.'

Off the subject:  How much do you want to bet these 'ethical' morons think it's inhumane to execute murderers or waterboard terrorists?

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #3

Samuel L. Jackson (Racist Hollywood Idiot)

"I voted for Barack because he was black. 'Cuz that's why other folks vote for other people - because they look like them...That's American politics, pure and simple. (Obama's) message didn't mean (bleep - not certain, but can assume what he meant) to me...When it comes down to it, they wouldn't have elected a nigger. Because, what's a nigger? A nigger is scary. Obama ain't scary at all. Niggers don't have beers at the White House. Niggers don't let some white dude, while you in the middle of a speech, call (him) a liar. A nigger would have stopped the meeting right there and said, ‘Who the nigger said that?' I hope Obama gets scary in the next four years, 'cuz he ain't gotta worry about getting re-elected."

Genius words, from a genius man...Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah booooooooyyyyyyyyyy!

And if you don't agree with Flavor Flav, uh make that Jesse Jacks, uh make that Samuel L. POS Jackson, then yo-a-racist!

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #4

ICE (Immigration & Customs Enforcement)

"The decision to release Mr. (Amado) Espinoza-Ramirez from ICE custody was made based on the fact that he had no prior criminal convictions, no prior immigration violations, and is the parent of a U.S. citizen child."

It's true, Amado has no "prior criminal convictions" and he does have a "U.S. citizen child", but - and forget that he was an illegal in the first place because there is no such thing in Obamaville - but...

...BUT HE'S CURRENTLY ACCUSED OF BEING A CHILD RAPIST - INCLUDING HIS OWN "U.S. CITIZEN CHILD"!

Team Obama, led by Holder and NapoliReno must truly be insane.  I'm not sure how they wiggled out of this one...Oh, I take it back, I know exactly how they did.  They're protected by their acolytes in the media who buried the matter, so no one knows about it.  IE:  Fast & Furious.

I'm sure you can guess what's happened since Amado was released:   "He skipped out on his next immigration court hearing and is now a fugitive from justice, free in the United States." - DailyCaller...Free to bang more kiddies.

"It’s insulting to Americans that ICE deliberately released a criminal immigrant suspected of multiple counts of child rape back onto our streets. This reckless decision is ultimately a failure of the Obama administration’s lax immigration policies. And it shows that this administration is willing to put illegal and criminal immigrants ahead of the safety of our children." - Rep. Lamar Smith

But at least we're safe from HAIR DRYERS and Christmas Duckies.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #5

Bill Press (Amerophobic)

"(The 'Star Spangled Banner is) an abomination...Are we the only ones who are brave on the planet?  I mean all the brave people live here.  I mean it's just stupid I think.  I'm embarrassed, I'm embarrassed every time I hear it."

I can't think of a better quote to define modern-day American Liberalism.  And there couldn't have been better timing - Press made this comment just before Independence Day.

If you aren't an insane Libby bastard like Press:  Be proud of living in the freest nation in the history of mankind...And when you hear the 'Star Spangled Banner' sing it loud and proud.

If you are an insane Libby bastard like Press:  Fuck off!

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 8

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Barack Obama (Fibber-in-Chief)

"We got back every dime we used to rescue the financial system."

Really?

"The cost to the federal government of the TARP's transactions (also referred to as the subsidy cost), including grants for mortgage programs that have not yet been made, will amount to $24 billion." - Congressional Budget Office

This CBO report was released the same day Obama made his fib...The CBO report is only an estimate of projected losses, too.  At this time there are still $65 billion in unpaid TARP funds.

That said, who can blame Obama for thinking TARP has broken even?  He's not used to such 'small' numbers as billions when it comes to wasted taxpayer money; he's used to trillions...So maybe he figures these billions are just rounding-errors.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 7

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Barack Obama (Commander-in-Chief)

"If four Americans get killed, it’s not optimal."

- Comment on the 'Daily Show' about an ambassador and three other Americans being killed in Benghazi, Libya...Killed by a 'video', of course.

"Not optimal"?  "Not optimal"?  "Not (F'ing) optimal"?

I can't believe this guy.  He just can't help himself from coming off like a heartless douche.

Wanna know what's "not optimal"?  What's "not optimal" is a lying bastard Commander-in-Chief who says stupid shit like "If four Americans get killed, it’s not optimal."

That is what's "not optimal"...I still can't believe this clown was re-elected as C-in-C.  He may have gotten less votes than G.W. Bush did in his second term, but he still got re-elected.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #6

Terry O'Sullivan (Laborers' International Union of North America, President)

"The score is Job-Killers, two; American workers, zero.  We are completely and totally disappointed.  This is politics at its worst...Once again the President has sided with environmentalists instead of blue collar construction workers - even though environmental concerns were more than adequately addressed.  Blue collar construction workers across the U.S. will not forget this."

- Complaining about Obama axing a permit to build and operate the Keystone XL pipeline...Which would have carried over half-a-million barrels of oil per day from Canada to the U.S.

Obama claims he didn't have enough time to make a 'rushed decision' on the matter, a decision 'those mean Republicans' forced him to make in short order...Of course most people would think over 1,000 days of review would be more than enough time, but not our genius president.  So, he killed the project; and the thousands of permanent, well-paying jobs it would have created.

I'm sure his EnvironMENTAList pals are happy.  Not his union pals, though...You'd think they could have seen this coming back in 2007-08, but they chose to trust their inner-commie instead of recognizing Obama would be the most anti-business president in American history.  I guess they weren't smart enough to realize 'anti-business' = 'anti-employment' = 'anti-eating'.

Funny how that works.  These clowns can forget about the Keystone jobs, and return to their next '99% rallys'...If they had a clue they'd start an 'Occupy the White House' movement, but fugetaboutit!

Someone other than the MENTALISTS are happy:  CHINA...Because the Canadians aren't as stupid as we are.  They aren't going to sit on their resources just because Obama doesn't want us to have them.  They are going to send them elsewhere, and make the same amount of money (and create the same amount of Canadian jobs) as they would if they dealt with the U.S.

Guess who else, other than the MENTALISTS and China, is happy:  Venezuela and our Middle Eastern 'friends'...As he has done for three years, Obama has managed to tie us even tighter to the whims of these lunatics.

That said, LIUNA still threw most (almost all) of it's political contributions to the Democrats and Obama in the November election.  Why would they do that?  Because the unions aren't about the workers.  They are about the union bosses; bosses who will personally benefit by helping Obama.  NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE SCREWS THEIR WORKERS...Such is the pathetic reality of American unions.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #7

Dr. Ashutosh Ron Virmani (Abortion Supporter)

"I am not profiting.  I as a taxpayer do not wish to pay for those babies to be born and brought up, and kill those people in Colorado.  Go ahead and pay for them.  Let me see you adopt one of those ugly black babies.  Yeah, go ahead; adopt those babies.  Okay?  Take them off the taxpayer's money.  Okay?"

"Okay", I'm not an anti-abortion absolutist, but this abortion doctor is way nuts.

He wants to kill more babies to keep them off the "taxpayer's money", and because he thinks he can lessen the murder rate...Lets not forget he wants to kill more babies to get rid of "those ugly black babies."

I guess I shouldn't be surprised.  Physicians who put Dr. Mengele to shame have to find an excuse to soothe their conscience of their murderous ways...This guy does it to save the "taxpayers," cut crime, and to get rid of them damn "ugly black babies."

I'm sure he's "only following orders." - I hope you get the reference.

For kicks lets look at this guy's political habits:
- Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee: Sept 2010 = $200, June 2012 = $200, July 2008 = $200...This continues going back previous election years.
- Democratic National Committee:  Sept 2010 = $300, Sept 2008 = $200...This continues going back previous election years.

Shocking!  This baby killing, taxpayer saving, anti-murder, "ugly black" baby hating, POS is a Democrat...When the 2012 campaign contribution figures are put out it'll surely show he continued giving this year as well.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #8

Senate Majority Leader Harry 'Richard' Reid (D - Nevada)

"Seniors love getting junk mail.  It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world.  Elderly Americans, more than anyone in America, rely on the United States Postal Service, but unless we act quickly, thousands of post offices...will close.  I've said this earlier today; I repeat it."

Let me make sure I have this correct.  Leader Reid's saying elderly Americans are so pathetic they wouldn't have any lives at all without junk mail?  And this is why we need to prop up the dysfunctional, bankrupt Postal Service?  Really?

My favorite part is he thought his comment was so great, he had to "repeat it"...Nothing like doubling down on stupid.

Harry 'Richard' Reid is the best example why "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" is so necessary...Harry 'Richard' happened in Vegas, and we'd all be better off if he stayed there.

By the way, I have no idea what Harry's middle name is, but he is definitely a 'Richard.'

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #9

International Union of Operating Engineers (Neo-Slaves)

"In this case, the Defendants have exacted compulsory service and/or involuntary servitude from the Union through the combination of the passage of the Right to Work law and the existing federal requirement of the duty of fair representation...Through these laws, the Union is compelled to furnish services to all persons in bargaining units that it represents, but it may not require payment for those services because of the Right to Work law.  The statute also requires dues-paying union members to work alongside non-union personnel, and that is compulsory service and/or involuntary servitude withing the meaning of the Thirteenth Amendment."

- A complaint in a lawsuit against Indiana's Right to Work laws.

What a bunch of buncombe.  These union clowns are claiming their 13th and 14th Amendment rights are being abused due to non-union workers being allowed to work with union workers...The horror!  And the disgrace for these primadonnas to have to be anywhere near non-union workers.

For review:  The 13th Amendment 'banned slavery' and 14th Amendment requires 'equal protection under the law.'

These jerkoffs are comparing union workers to slaves, because they have to work with non-union workers?  Really?  Seems like a stretch to me, but maybe it is the same as slaves being tied to the land, traded and sold at auction, and beaten...Ya, that sounds about right.

As far as 'equal protection' goes, Right to Work laws give non-union workers 'equal protection' and the right to work.  Duh, that's what they were designed to do...Which is exactly why the unions hate them.  It takes away their exclusivity.

What these whiny union turds need to understand is Right to Work does not mean 'Right to a Job'. Maybe the answer is if they don't like it they should quit...Or do they think they're the only ones who deserve the right to work? Of course they do, which is why they want 'unequal rights' placing themselves over non-union workers.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #10

Kathleen Shanahan (Florida State Board of Education Chairwoman)

"We have set a very high goal for all students to reach in Florida."

Fantastic!  All children should have the expectation of learning at the highest levels when it comes to core subjects - particularly reading and math.

"The board passed a revised strategic plan that says that by 2018, it wants 90 percent of Asian students, 88 percent of white students, 81 percent of Hispanics and 74 percent of black students to be reading at or above grade level.  For math, the goals are 92 percent of Asian kids to be proficient, whites at 86 percent, Hispanics at 80 percent and blacks at 74 percent." - CBS Tampa

Talk about "the soft bigotry of low expectations." - George W. Bush

I don't know how anyone can say this plan isn't a way of proclaiming Asian children are smarter than white children, who are smarter than Hispanic children, who are smarter than black children...It's also a sad comment on the expectation of these children when they become adults, because if it's accepted to fail at such high levels when it comes to education, these groups must be expected to fail in adulthood at equal levels.

But revising the grading curves by defining education down is the ultimate form of affirmative action, so it must be good...It's also flat out racist, and does much more to hurt Hispanics and blacks - and whites, and Asians - than it does to help them.

And let's keep in mind this isn't a 'minority' thing, because Asians are by far more of a minority in the U.S. than blacks and Hispanics are.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 6

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Barack Obama (Pander of the Year Nominee)

"The most important lesson I've learned is that you can't change Washington from the inside.  You can only change it from the outside."

- Comment during an interview on Univision (largest Spanish-speaking TV channel in the U.S.)

I thought Obama was the master of 'Hope & Change'?  Could it be he knows everyone's given up on his form of 'Hope', and he's realizing most of America doesn't want any part of his type of 'Change' either?

"Then why is he running for a second term?" - Reince Priebus

Good question, but the answer was simple:  He's a narcissist, and likes the free trips and golf outings...Let's see if he gave a more lucid answer to a different question: 'What is your biggest failure as president?'

"My biggest failure so far is we haven't gotten comprehensive immigration reform done." - B.H. Obama

Dude, pander much?!

What about his failure on the economy?  23 million Americans out of work?  Almost double the cost of gas from when he first took office?  Cutting the deficit?  You mean to tell me not giving amnesty to illegal immigrants is a bigger problem than not fixing these other problems?  REALLY!?!?

I guess we should be lucky he wasn't being interviewed by the Science Channel instead of Univision, because his panderous answer would have been even worse:  'My biggest failure so far is I haven't stopped Global Warming.'

Let's keep the guy away from Al Jazeera, too:  'My biggest failure so far is I haven't replaced the Constitution with Sharia Law.'

The worst, however, would have been if he'd been interviewed by Lifetime or WE tv:  'I thoroughly regret not having de-balled every American male.'

That said, enough of the electorate bought into BO's BS, so we get - and deserve - four more years of his panderous putziness.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 5

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White House Official Policy Statement (President Obama By Another Name)

"The Administration is disappointed that the Congress did not incorporate the requested TRICARE fee initiatives into either appropriations or authorization legislation."

- TRICARE is (soon to be, was) the health care system for our troops and their families...Obama is threatened to veto the defense spending bill unless it had increases in health care costs for members of the military.

Let me get this right, Obama constantly yip-yaps about doing everything for the poor and middle-class, but part of his plan to cut nearly $500 billion in the Pentagon's budget is to raise premiums, co-pays and deductibles on our military families?  Really?

Is Obama ignorant enough not to know the majority of our troops are poor or in the bottom portion of the middle class?  He doesn't think the defenders of our nation are rich or the '1%' does he?  Really?

Our Commander-in-Chief wants to provide free health care for dirt bags who refuse to work and illegal aliens (or whatever he calls them now), but at the same time wants to force our troops to pay more for their health care?  Really?

An increase in the cost of our troops health care is nothing but a tax or a salary reduction, but the man who runs our military thinks this is a good idea?  Really?

Is Obama this detached from reality?  Is he this brazen?  This out of his mind?

Yes, he is - really!

Oh, and if he had any balls he wouldn't hide behind policies like this one a 'Statement'; he'd come out with it in a press conference or something in public.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #11

Chris Hayes (Typical Liberal)

“I feel...uncomfortable, about the word because it seems to me that it is so rhetorically proximate to justifications for more war. Um, and, I don’t want to obviously desecrate or disrespect memory of anyone that’s fallen, and obviously there are individual circumstances in which there is genuine, tremendous heroism, you know, hail of gunfire, rescuing fellow soldiers, and things like that. But it seems to me that we marshal this word in a way that is problematic. But maybe I’m wrong about that.”

- Discussing American soldiers and Memorial Day.

What's "the word" he's "uncomfortable" with?  "The word" he just can't wrap his arms around on Memorial Day weekend?

HERO!  He just isn't 'comfortable' with calling our fallen soldiers 'heroes' - not even on Memorial Day.

Chrissy Hayes is an anti-war Liberal turd, but I bet he has no problem using "the word" when it comes to Barack Obama...Even though as Commander-in-Chief, it is Barack Obama who has been making the ultimate decisions to continue, and increase in many theatres, our wars since being president.  Just as Presidents Clinton, Carter, Johnson, Kennedy, Truman, F.D. Roosevelt, and Wilson did before him.

All those listed were Democrats, some more Liberal than others, but all of them would disagree with Chrissy Hayes...All of them would agree our fallen soldiers are HEROES!

Well, I'm certain all but Carter would, and I'm pretty certain even he would.

"Maybe I'm wrong about that"?  Hey dumbass, you are very "wrong about that".

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #12

Rep. Emmanuel Cleaver (The Definition)

"If we had a white president we'd be marching around the White House."

He's talking about a "white" Republican, right?

"As much as I love Senator (Hillary) Clinton, I would have been all over her on 14% unemployment for African Americans.  I would have said, 'My sister, I love you, but this has got to go.'" - 'Racist' Cleaver (if Hillary was the current president)

Oh, I guess it doesn't matter what kind of whitey is in the White House.  If any 'honkey' performed as bad as President Obama has, Cleaver and his racist pals at the Congressional Black Caucus would be pissed and raising hell.

Obama gets a pass, however, because he's black and race trumps all - the true definition of racism.

Talk about "the soft bigotry of low expectations."

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #13

Lawrence Norden (Brennen Center Democracy Program)

"The response of proponents of these (voter ID) laws has been, 'Well, just get an ID and if in fact you're too poor to pay for it, we'll give you the ID for free.' Unfortunately for many people this is not going to be such a simple solution."

- He also claims it is too difficult for some of the poor to get ID's because they live too far from the closest office where they can get one.

I feel sorry for the poor, but it takes a pretty big stretch of the imagination to believe they can't afford free ID's. I call B.S.

Give me another one.

"Many of those without ID would have to travel great distances to get them, and some would struggle to pay for the documents they might need to obtain them. We call those poll taxes." - Attorney General Eric Holder

Talk about B.S.

I know it makes me a crazed lunatic, but I'd bet good money the majority of the people Norden and Holder are 'concerned' about are on welfare...How do these people sign up for welfare without documentation, and how do they get to the welfare office to sign up? Somehow they have the documents and make it to this all-important destination without feeling like they're paying a "poll tax."

Truth is Norden and Holder - and the rest of the liars who want to let people vote without proving who they are - couldn't care less about poor voters; they care about fraud. Fraud, as in allowing Democrats to commit fraud with fraudulent votes and voters.

How about this for a radical compromise: Distribute voter ID's when these poor people originally sign up for welfare...NO WAY! That's racist! That's insensitive! That's, that's, that's, that's just too much common sense!

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #14

Department of Homeland Security

"U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) seized thousands of hair dryers recently that were determined to constitute a 'substantial product hazard' under U.S. law, for failing to have adequate immersion protection...the potentially dangerous hair dryers were identified through a nationwide targeting operation."

- 9,768 hair dryers in Los Angeles and 3,614 in Miami, because they "lacked shock protection for consumers."

I know I feel much safer with these 13,382 deadly items off the street.  I'm sure this was a top priority for Janet's Dragnets...Forget Jihadis and illegal aliens, America is much safer due to the dilligent efforts of the 'Hair Dryer Police.'

Warning:  Don't let the U.S. Gov't Catch You Without Proper "Shock Protection."

"The concerted targeting efforts of CTAC (Commercial Targeting and Analysis Center) and the vigilence of CBP officers at our ports of entry will help ensure that products like hair dryers are safe for consumers." - Allen Gina (CBP)

Incredibly, this very week the DHS/CBP has made another fantastic bust.  This time they caught 35,000 'dangerous terrorists'; "dressed as snowmen, gingerbread men, penguins and reindeer." - Adolfo Flores

Oh my!

I couldn't make this stuff up...Luckily I don't have to because 'the truth truly is stranger than fiction.'

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #15

PETA

"The city is in essence experimenting with the lives of homeless animals and people.  Many chronic panhandlers battle with addiction and mental health issues; dogs won't be able to tell us if they were harshly scolded, randomly screamed at, smacked, scruffed, locked in a bathroom or closet, or otherwise mistreated."

- Whining about a San Francisco idea of offering panhandlers $75 a week to stop begging and to take on puppies from city animal shelters.

I must admit I've become quite fond of my dog.  It's taken 40+ years for me to become a 'dog person', but my little 8-pound Maltese-mix has won my heart.

That said, what is wrong with PETA?  Harsh treatment is the last thing homeless dogs need to worry about when placed with San Fran Freako's bums.  What they should be worried about is these bums either taking the dogs to Chinatown for a few dollars, or eating them themselves.

And heaven forbid President Obama comes to town and has flashbacks of his childhood eating habits...Doh!

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 4

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Barack Obama (Lying Bastard-in-Chief)

"The private sector is doing fine."

Say what?  Either Barack Obama is a crazed lunatic who can't see the truth (I don't believe that for a minute), the majority of Americans are so stupid they believe "the private sector is doing fine" (I don't believe that for a second - well, maybe half-a-second), or Barack Obama is a liar who is nothing but a stone-cold Liberal willing to say anything (BINGO!)

When it comes to brutal political reality I respect Barack Obama for being the stone-cold Libby liar most Democrats pretend not to be...What I don't understand is Americans who aren't stone-cold Libby's who vote for Barack Obama, or any other Democrat - most of which pretend not to be stone-cold Libby's like Barack Obama.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 3

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Barack Obama (Class Warrior-in-Chief)

"I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth."

- Taking a shot at Mitt Romney for being born to a wealthy family.

Romney's a nice guy, and his response was devastating - even if it didn't get him elected..

"I'm certainly not going to apologize for my dad and his success in life. He was born poor. He worked his way to become very successful despite the fact that he didn't have a college degree, and one of the things he wanted to do was provide for me and for my brother and sisters…I know the president likes to attack fellow Americans. He's always looking for a scapegoat, particularly those (who) have been successful like my dad. I'm not going to rise to that. This is a time for us to solve problems. This is not a time for us to be attacking people, we should be attacking problems." – Mitt Romney

I’m not as nice: Obama wasn't “born with a silver spoon in…(his) mouth”, but he was "born with" two other tools, and they weren't "silver", nor in his "mouth" - Obama was born with a Red hammer & sickle up his rectum.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #16

Jethro Lennox (The Times Comprehensive Atlas of the World)

“After publication of the 13th edition of The Times Comprehensive Atlas of the World it became apparent that we had not represented the permanent ice cover in Greenland fully and clearly.  In failing to do that, this section of the map did not meet the usual high standards of accuracy and reliability that the atlas strives to uphold.  To correct this, we decided to produce a new, more detailed map using the latest information available.”

Not only did they put an incorrect picture representation of Greenland, which showed huge swaths of the landmass green instead of ice covered, but they also added a false statement as well:

“For the first time the new edition has had to erase 15 percent of Greenland’s permanent ice cover – turning an area the size of the UK and Ireland ‘green’ and ice-free.”

In other words:  'Oops.  We're sorry, we didn't think anyone would notice our attempt to drastically lie about the spread of Global Warming.  We're truly sorry - for getting caught.'

If they were being honest they'd extend their apology to say:  'Next time we'll be more discreet and careful about spreading our propaganda.'

Just another reason to always be skeptical about what you see and read...Especially from those who claim their evidence is 'indisputable' or 'concrete', but can't prove it.

For those interested in the 'undisputed science of Global Warming', have a look at the latest data:  A Mini Ice Age?

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #17

Steven Chu (U.S. Secretary of Energy)

"Of course we don't want the price of gasoline to go up, we want it to go down."

Sounds reasonable, right?  Of course the Energy Secretary doesn't want gas prices to go up...Right?

"Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe." - Steven Chu (2008)

The "levels in Europe" are at least twice the rate in the U.S.  Chu knew exactly what he was saying in 2008, and he meant it.

So, what does Obama's Secretary of Energy say about his thoughts in 2008?

"I no longer share that view." - Chu

Anyone believe him?  Anyone honestly believe Chu, or his environMENTAList pals, don't want exactly what he said in 2008?  Anyone truly believe, after decades of trying to figure out how to crush the American economy by destroying the oil industry, these maggots have suddenly changed their mind?

No one is that ignorant!

So, why is Chu backtracking now?  There's only one reason why he'd be untrue to his basic beliefs:  He knows his boss (Barry O.) would be in deep fecal matter if the price of gas gets close to $4/gallon, let alone near the "levels in Europe"...And one of the central themes in Alinskyite thought is:  Do whatever it takes to get control, and even more of it to keep control.

This is the ONLY reason Chu is singing a new tune, and even if you aren't a Conservative you know it.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #18

Paul Farhi (Media Maggot)

"Just about every new poll of public sentiment shows that confidence in the news media has hit a new low...But have the media really become more biased?  Or is this a case of perception trumping reality?  In fact, there is little to suggest that over the past few decades news reporting has become more favorable to one party."

Farhi is right, the media isn't more "biased" or "favorable to one party" than it has been in the past.  He is 100% correct in his assessment.

The reason he's correct is because the "news media" has always been "biased" towards the Left.  Nothing has changed on this matter...And, the "news media" has always been "more favorable to one party"; the Democrat Party.  Nothing has changed on this matter, either.

What has changed is the Old "news media" is no longer the only game in town, because of the Internet, which has given birth to the New Media.  And the New Media has tossed a light on the Old Media showing it to be the scumbag, Liberal, Democrat Party, water carriers they have always been...Nothing is new.  Nothing except everyone now knows the truth about the Old Media, that is.

Which is why "Just about every new poll of public sentiment shows that confidence in the news media has hit a new low."

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #19

Chris Matthews (Brainless 'Head')

"(The Republicans have) got three RCs, or two RCs - two Roman Catholics - running and a Mormon, so three cultists running, and they gotta pick one of the three cultists."

I know there's a joke in there somewhere.

Q:  What do you have when you have "two Roman Catholics - running and a Mormon?"
A:  Chris Matthews is the punchline...Because Chris Matthews is a joke!

Awfully brave of Chrissy to take shots at Catholics and Mormons; Christians of any kind...Just once I'd like to see him talk this kind of smack about Jews - the Anti-Defamation League would be up his keister so fast his rectum would burst.  Even better, I'd love to see him crack cultist jokes about Muslims - he'd be able to star in 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow', as the Headless Horseman.

2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #20

Kathy Dahlkemper  (Former Congresswoman, D - Pennsylvania)

"I would have never voted for the final version of the (ObamaCare) bill if I expected the Obama Administration to force Catholic hospitals and Catholic Colleges and Universities to pay for contraception."

Give me a break!  Everyone with even the slightest clue knew Team Obama was going to go down this road.  EVERYONE!  And I'm sure as a member of the Democrat Caucus, Kathy knew perfectly well what was coming down the pike.

It's not just Dahlkemper, though.  One of the biggest supporters of ObamaCare was the Catholic Church.  The same church which turned a blind eye to the pedos.  The same church which is a huge supporter of amnesty for illegal aliens.  The same damn church which has become little less than a Liberal tool...Yes, it's personal, because my wife and children are Catholic.

Yet now the Catholic Church and Dahlkemper are upset about exactly what they should have expected...Who do they think they're playing with?  Do they not see the hyena's on the Left:  Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Clinton, Boxer, etc.?  THIS IS WHO THEY SUPPORT!  Them and all their insane ideological crapola.

Congratulations!  Oh, and don't be upset when abortion is next...If only contraception and abortion were the worst parts of ObamaCare, however, because they are nothing compared to the entirety of the law - Remember the 'anti-breast cancer' and 'anti-prostate cancer' trial balloons they sent out?  We can count on many more anti-life 'cost saving measures' going forward.

Just a little something for those of you who claim to have religious beliefs (or grandparents, or disabled children, or plan on getting old yourself), but continue to support Democrats...You will get burned, and they won't care who is left in the ash-heap.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 2

Note: This list is in chronological order.
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Barack Obama (Einstein-in-Chief)

"Warren Buffett's secretary shouldn't pay a (higher) tax rate than Warren Buffett...And that basic principle of fairness, if applied to our tax code, could raise enough money (to) stabilize our debt and deficits for the next decade...This is not politics; this is math."

My father-in-law used to have the best line for Bill Clinton, but I'm afraid it's a hundred times more applicable for President Obama:  "He's a shit salesman, with a mouth full of samples." - Rich Karlin

I don't have the time or space to explain how Buffett pays a lower income tax rate than his secretary, but know it's because he isn't earning much 'income' anymore.  He's earning on investments, and pays a lot more in overall taxes than his "secretary" could ever hope to earn, let alone pay...Trust me, these rich turds pay a lot of taxes.  Should they pay more?  Maybe, maybe not.  But the reality is they could be taxed at 100% of their earnings - and worth - and it wouldn't get us out of our debt mess; there's just not enough of them.

"This is not politics"...Everything is politics with Obama.  And since the MSM keeps telling us what a stinking super genius he is, I hope the Prez is much better at "math" than he lets on.

"Let's do the math.  The Joint Committee on Taxation estimates this new tax (the 'Buffett Rule') would yield between $4 billion and $5 billion a year.  If we collect the Buffet tax for the next 250 years - a span longer than the life of this republic - it would not cover the Obama deficit for 2011 alone.  As an approach to our mountain of debt, the Buffett Rule is a farce...Does he really think we're that stupid?" - Charles Krauthammer

The answer to the riddle in Obama's "math" is in Krauthammer's quote:  YES!  He does "think we're that stupid"...And sadly, in large part, Obama is correct in his assessment.  Which is how he was elected - and reelected - president in the first place.