Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 9

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Barack Obama (Little Einstein)

"Well, the math stuff I was fine with up until about seventh grade.  But Malia (his daughter) is now a freshman in High School and I’m pretty lost."

Sadly, too many American parents attended public schools in the past couple decades and can't do much more than "seventh grade" math, either...Most American parents don't pretend to be qualified to be President of the United States, however.

'Pretend to be qualified' is the operative phrase...And it's really the only thing Barack Obama has been good at as President.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 7

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Barack Obama (Commander-in-Chief)

"If four Americans get killed, it’s not optimal."

- Comment on the 'Daily Show' about an ambassador and three other Americans being killed in Benghazi, Libya...Killed by a 'video', of course.

"Not optimal"?  "Not optimal"?  "Not (F'ing) optimal"?

I can't believe this guy.  He just can't help himself from coming off like a heartless douche.

Wanna know what's "not optimal"?  What's "not optimal" is a lying bastard Commander-in-Chief who says stupid shit like "If four Americans get killed, it’s not optimal."

That is what's "not optimal"...I still can't believe this clown was re-elected as C-in-C.  He may have gotten less votes than G.W. Bush did in his second term, but he still got re-elected.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 6

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Barack Obama (Pander of the Year Nominee)

"The most important lesson I've learned is that you can't change Washington from the inside.  You can only change it from the outside."

- Comment during an interview on Univision (largest Spanish-speaking TV channel in the U.S.)

I thought Obama was the master of 'Hope & Change'?  Could it be he knows everyone's given up on his form of 'Hope', and he's realizing most of America doesn't want any part of his type of 'Change' either?

"Then why is he running for a second term?" - Reince Priebus

Good question, but the answer was simple:  He's a narcissist, and likes the free trips and golf outings...Let's see if he gave a more lucid answer to a different question: 'What is your biggest failure as president?'

"My biggest failure so far is we haven't gotten comprehensive immigration reform done." - B.H. Obama

Dude, pander much?!

What about his failure on the economy?  23 million Americans out of work?  Almost double the cost of gas from when he first took office?  Cutting the deficit?  You mean to tell me not giving amnesty to illegal immigrants is a bigger problem than not fixing these other problems?  REALLY!?!?

I guess we should be lucky he wasn't being interviewed by the Science Channel instead of Univision, because his panderous answer would have been even worse:  'My biggest failure so far is I haven't stopped Global Warming.'

Let's keep the guy away from Al Jazeera, too:  'My biggest failure so far is I haven't replaced the Constitution with Sharia Law.'

The worst, however, would have been if he'd been interviewed by Lifetime or WE tv:  'I thoroughly regret not having de-balled every American male.'

That said, enough of the electorate bought into BO's BS, so we get - and deserve - four more years of his panderous putziness.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 5

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White House Official Policy Statement (President Obama By Another Name)

"The Administration is disappointed that the Congress did not incorporate the requested TRICARE fee initiatives into either appropriations or authorization legislation."

- TRICARE is (soon to be, was) the health care system for our troops and their families...Obama is threatened to veto the defense spending bill unless it had increases in health care costs for members of the military.

Let me get this right, Obama constantly yip-yaps about doing everything for the poor and middle-class, but part of his plan to cut nearly $500 billion in the Pentagon's budget is to raise premiums, co-pays and deductibles on our military families?  Really?

Is Obama ignorant enough not to know the majority of our troops are poor or in the bottom portion of the middle class?  He doesn't think the defenders of our nation are rich or the '1%' does he?  Really?

Our Commander-in-Chief wants to provide free health care for dirt bags who refuse to work and illegal aliens (or whatever he calls them now), but at the same time wants to force our troops to pay more for their health care?  Really?

An increase in the cost of our troops health care is nothing but a tax or a salary reduction, but the man who runs our military thinks this is a good idea?  Really?

Is Obama this detached from reality?  Is he this brazen?  This out of his mind?

Yes, he is - really!

Oh, and if he had any balls he wouldn't hide behind policies like this one a 'Statement'; he'd come out with it in a press conference or something in public.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 4

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Barack Obama (Lying Bastard-in-Chief)

"The private sector is doing fine."

Say what?  Either Barack Obama is a crazed lunatic who can't see the truth (I don't believe that for a minute), the majority of Americans are so stupid they believe "the private sector is doing fine" (I don't believe that for a second - well, maybe half-a-second), or Barack Obama is a liar who is nothing but a stone-cold Liberal willing to say anything (BINGO!)

When it comes to brutal political reality I respect Barack Obama for being the stone-cold Libby liar most Democrats pretend not to be...What I don't understand is Americans who aren't stone-cold Libby's who vote for Barack Obama, or any other Democrat - most of which pretend not to be stone-cold Libby's like Barack Obama.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 3

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Barack Obama (Class Warrior-in-Chief)

"I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth."

- Taking a shot at Mitt Romney for being born to a wealthy family.

Romney's a nice guy, and his response was devastating - even if it didn't get him elected..

"I'm certainly not going to apologize for my dad and his success in life. He was born poor. He worked his way to become very successful despite the fact that he didn't have a college degree, and one of the things he wanted to do was provide for me and for my brother and sisters…I know the president likes to attack fellow Americans. He's always looking for a scapegoat, particularly those (who) have been successful like my dad. I'm not going to rise to that. This is a time for us to solve problems. This is not a time for us to be attacking people, we should be attacking problems." – Mitt Romney

I’m not as nice: Obama wasn't “born with a silver spoon in…(his) mouth”, but he was "born with" two other tools, and they weren't "silver", nor in his "mouth" - Obama was born with a Red hammer & sickle up his rectum.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 2

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Barack Obama (Einstein-in-Chief)

"Warren Buffett's secretary shouldn't pay a (higher) tax rate than Warren Buffett...And that basic principle of fairness, if applied to our tax code, could raise enough money (to) stabilize our debt and deficits for the next decade...This is not politics; this is math."

My father-in-law used to have the best line for Bill Clinton, but I'm afraid it's a hundred times more applicable for President Obama:  "He's a shit salesman, with a mouth full of samples." - Rich Karlin

I don't have the time or space to explain how Buffett pays a lower income tax rate than his secretary, but know it's because he isn't earning much 'income' anymore.  He's earning on investments, and pays a lot more in overall taxes than his "secretary" could ever hope to earn, let alone pay...Trust me, these rich turds pay a lot of taxes.  Should they pay more?  Maybe, maybe not.  But the reality is they could be taxed at 100% of their earnings - and worth - and it wouldn't get us out of our debt mess; there's just not enough of them.

"This is not politics"...Everything is politics with Obama.  And since the MSM keeps telling us what a stinking super genius he is, I hope the Prez is much better at "math" than he lets on.

"Let's do the math.  The Joint Committee on Taxation estimates this new tax (the 'Buffett Rule') would yield between $4 billion and $5 billion a year.  If we collect the Buffet tax for the next 250 years - a span longer than the life of this republic - it would not cover the Obama deficit for 2011 alone.  As an approach to our mountain of debt, the Buffett Rule is a farce...Does he really think we're that stupid?" - Charles Krauthammer

The answer to the riddle in Obama's "math" is in Krauthammer's quote:  YES!  He does "think we're that stupid"...And sadly, in large part, Obama is correct in his assessment.  Which is how he was elected - and reelected - president in the first place.

Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 1

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White House Statement (Obama's Mouthpiece When He Doesn't Have the Gall To Say It Himself)

"Today's announcement is the latest in a series of executive actions the Obama administration is taking to strengthen the economy and move forward because we can't wait for Congress to act."

- The "announcement":  Obama ordered a $1.5 billion summer-jobs fund, which he hopes will create 180,000 "work opportunities" aimed at hiring youths for summer jobs.

A couple things jumped off the page when reading about this "executive action":

1.  If Obama wanted to create a legitimate jobs program he could get it done tomorrow, but instead he chooses to send impossible ideas to Congress.  Ideas filled with poison pills, with the sole hope of them failing so he can cry about how the Republicans won't play nice with him.  This way he can run for re-election against a so-called 'Do Nothing Congress'...Funny thing is, even his Democrat pals want no part of most of these ridiculous schemes.  Which doesn't keep him from hatching them, however.

2.  Before the recession began, 2007, the unemployment rate for those 16-24 years of age was 10.7%.  After three years of Obama-drama the rate is 16% (officially, it's much higher in reality)...During two of the three years Democrats had massive majorities in the House and Senate.  He could have passed any jobs bill he wanted, but he didn't want to, and didn't.

3.  $1.5 billion for 180,000 "work opportunities" = $8,333 per 'work opportunity'...That doesn't seem like much of a salary.  I can't imagine the 'Occupy' and union crowds are OK with such a paltry salary.  What's going on here?  How can Obama think he can pay 180,000 workers such a poor rate?

4.  Of the 180,000 "work opportunities" this plan is scheduled to create only 70,000 paid positions...Nope, I'm not kidding.  Obama is going to create 110,000 non-paid "work opportunities."  I guess this is how he's going to pay a more reasonable rate.  70,000 workers will get an average of around $21,000 and 110,000 will get $0.

What a genius idea!!!  In fact, I like it so much I'm going to announce my own personal 'jobs plan'.  I'm going to call it 'The Pero Work Opportunity Plan' (pretty snazzy, aye)....And I'm going to up the ante.  Under my plan, I'm going to offer millions of young people the opportunity to work for me - for free.

Oh, and I'm sure Obama's 110,000 non-paid employees will show up in the official jobs report as 'employed workers', which will drop the unemployment rate...He may as well include my millions, too.

I don't make this stuff up, people.