2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #1

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. (Progeny of POS)

"We got to keep an eye on the battle that we face: The war on workers. And you see it everywhere, it is the Tea Party. And you know, there is only one way to beat and win that war. The one thing about working people is we like a good fight. And you know what? They've got a war, they got a war with us and there's only going to be one winner. It's going to be the workers of Michigan, and America. We're going to win that war...President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march. Let's take these son of bitches out and give America back to an America where we belong."

Wow!  Couldn't see this coming could you?  Of course you could:  "This is who the left is. It has always been thus." - Jeff G. @ protein wisdom

What's really amazing is the Left using the 'Tea Party' as the scapegoat for their anger.

The 'Tea Party' is Middle America; Average Joe and Jane America...It's you and I; even those who aren't political.  And yes, WE are the enemy of the Left; even those who aren't political.  Even those who have no desire to be involved at all.

Good luck with this battle, President Obama.  If you choose to fight it against this 'enemy' (US) you will lose.  If you choose to fight it with scumbags like Jimmy Hoffa you will not only lose, but you will be humiliated in the process.

I knew the minute I heard Hoffa's statement it would be a heavy front runner for the 'Liberal Jackass Quote of the Year'...Lucky for him none of his insane 'brothers and sisters-in-arms' stepped up to take the title from him.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #2

Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D - Illinois)

"I hope the president continues to exercise extraordinary constitutional means, based on the history of Congresses that have been in rebellion in the past...I believe...in the direct hiring of 15 million unemployed Americans at $40,000 a head, some more than $40,000, some less than $40,000 - that’s a $600 billion stimulus. It could be a five-year program. For another $104 billion, we bailout all of the states...for another $100 billion, we bailout all of the cities."

There's a great plan.  Barack Obama can spend $800 billion on his own, without any say from Congress...Screw Congress.  He can just ramp up the printing presses at the Treasury Department and hand out jobs like water.

I have a question about these magical jobs:  Is Jesse planning on ending them after a year?  If not we're looking at '$600 billion x however many years' these new employees are paid, and that doesn't even include the benefit package they'd all 'need and deserve'...Funny how the numbers never quite add up as simply as they sound when these jokers throw out millions and billions like they're counting numbers.

Oh, and $200 billion to the cities and states would barely put a dent in the almost $3 TRILLION debt the states, cities and municipalities currently owe...Another small detail.

Finally, the $800 billion (or however many trillions it would really end up costing) wouldn't be worth the cost of the paper it's written on due to inflation, but who cares if we become Zimbabwe?

It would be cheaper for Obama to just execute half the working population and give the unemployed the jobs of the dead, which would be almost as Constitutional as Jesse's plan is.

Jr. may have out 'Jesse Jacksoned' Sr. with this moronic statement...OK, I take it back.  Sr.'s still the biggest moron in the house.  But Jr. is showing promise; especially with a runner-up showing in this year's Libby Quotes.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #3

Rep. Ma'r'xine Waters (D - CA)

"If [banks] don't come up with loan modifications and keep people in their homes that they've worked so hard for, we're going to tax them out of business."

There's the Democrat Party philosophy we all know and love...Err, are terrified of.

Not that it's her first rodeo:  "Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies." - Ma'r'xine in the statement which earned her the #8 spot in the 2008 Libby Jackass Quote of the Year contest

Kill the banks, kill the oil companies, kill the insurance companies, kill rich people...Kill off everything that creates jobs, or finances the American system.  Which of course would make us all 'equal', because the result would be the death of the middle class and the creation of a super class:  EVERYONE WOULD BE SUPER POOR.

It would be Utopia.

Karl Marx must be rolling over in his grave - with delight - beaming with pride over his girl, Ma'r'xine Waters...Among plenty of other Democrats he loves.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #4

Roseanne Barr (Robespierre Wannabe)

"I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.  I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded."

Gotta love rich fat asses like Rosie and Michael Moore calling for the downfall of rich fat cats...I'm assuming Rosie is worth something just under $100 million.  She's an idiot, but couldn't possibly consider herself rich.

You also have to love the Left becoming completely unhinged, calling for French Revolutionary action - 'beheading' -  as well as a little Russian Revolution action - 'reeducation camps'.

Thankfully our illustrious president has spoken out against these morons...Oh, you mean he hasn't (will not)?  Shocking!

Or not shocking.  But what is shocking is he's spoken out in support of them.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #5

Mikey 'He Eats Everything' Moore

"Of course I'm not.  How can I be in the 1%?  No, that's not true.  I do really well.  I do well, but what's the point, though?"

- Comment as part of a dialogue on the Piers Morgan Show.

"You're in the 1%?" - Morgan
"I'm not in the 1%." - Moore
"Probably 0.2%." - Morgan

According to the IRS, the top 1% is defined as Americans who make at least $343,927 per year...At last check, Mikey is worth around $50 million!!!  That's $343,927 times about 143 years.

Hey Mikey, you POS, quit claiming to be a man of the people.  You're not only in the top 1% of Americans when it comes to wealth (or the top 0.2% as Morgan said), but you are in the top 0.01% of the richest SOB's in the history of the world...Get over yourself.

And don't think for a minute the scumbags you claim to support won't come after your fat keister eventually.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #6

B4U-ACT (Sicko's Helping Sicko's)

"B4U-ACT is a unique collaborative effort between minor-attracted people and mental health professionals to promote communication and understanding between the two groups.  Our goal is unique and unprecedented: to make effective and compassionate mental health care available to individuals who self-identify as minor-attracted and who are seeking assistance in dealing with issues in their lives that are challenging to them."

- B4U-ACT = "over 30 credentialed practitioners in Maryland who agreed to its Principles and Perspectives of Practice, and who were willing to provide caring and inviting services to clients who are sexually attracted to minors."

"Sexually attracted to minors."  Really?

F'ing REALLY!?!?!

We won't have any of this foolishness in Peroville!  No, no, no!  In Peroville we don't play patty-cake with sicko's who bang kids.  We don't screw around with nice sounding titles, like "clients who are sexually attracted to minors."  Nope, we call them exactly what they are - degenerate pedophiles - hunt them down and shoot them behind the nearest wall.

I'm sure this makes me a barbarian in Liberalville.

Too bad the U.S. has left the good ol' days of common sense, however, and is more likely to act in accordance with the wishes of the whack-jobs at B4U-ACT than in Peroville...Which is exactly the reason there are so many pedophiles running around in the U.S.

Ever wonder why loons like B4U-ACT want to take the stigma away from those who bang kids?  It's because they want to normalize it.  And, once it's considered 'normal' ("they're born that way") they can legalize it...Think about that for awhile.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #7

Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)

"I’ll put it this way, you don’t deserve to keep all of it [the money you earn]. It’s not a question of deserving, because what government is, is those things that we decide to do together...I think you need to pay your fair share for things we've decided are our national priorities."

To a certain extent she is correct.  If "We the people" elect Democrats we deserve to have the government of overlords we elect...And scumbags like Jan will be thrilled to choose what is "your fair share."

A scary thought, but I give Schakowsky credit even though she's a power-hungry tyrant, because she's at least honest about her 'redistributive Marxist' tendencies...Unlike most of her Democrat comrades.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #8

'The Fat Studies Reader'

"What Is Fat Studies?  The Social and Historical Construction of Fatness" (Pt. 1 of the book)

"Fat Studies in Health and Medicine" (Pt. 2 of the book)

Normally I wouldn't post about books on overweight issues, but this book is about much more than fat.

"Fattening Queer History:  Where Does Fat History Go From Here?" (Chapter in Pt. 1)

"Widening the Dialogue to Narrow the Gap in Health Disparities:  Approaches to Fat Black Lesbian and Bisexual Women's Health Promotion" (Chapter in Pt. 2)

"Quest for a Cause:  The Fat Gene, the Gay Gene, and the New Eugenics." (Chapter in Pt. 2)

I don't make this stuff up; I couldn't if I wanted to...For those who think these two chapters are outliers:

"Double Stigma:  Fat Men and Their Male Admirers" (Chapter in Pt. 3)

Egads!  How pathetic for the makers of this book to pretend it's about overweight people when it really looks to be a book about homosexuals...Make that homosexuals who are fatties.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #9

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (Feminist?)

"All over the world we see living proof that Islam and women's rights are compatible."

I must have missed this class during my time at the illogical propaganda centers; AKA:  American universities....So, lets look for another (much more informed) opinion on the matter.

"The fact is that hundreds of millions of women around the world live in forced marriages, and six thousand small girls are excised [genitally cut] every day...My central, motivating concern is that women in Islam are oppressed.  That oppression of women causes Muslim women and Muslim men, too, to lag behind the West.  It creates a culture that generates more backwardness with every generation." - Ayaan Hirsi Ali (grew up in African and Saudi Arabian Muslim cultures)

Maybe Hillary means the Islamic world is capable of cleaning up these harsh realities...Lets see what another (much more informed) Muslim has to say about the matter of reforming the Muslim world.

"There is no moderate or immoderate Islam. Islam is Islam and that's it." - Recep Tayyip Erdoğan  (Prime Minister of Turkey)

Erdoğan's statement is about as honest as it gets, and what did he say:  THERE IS NO CHANGE IN ISLAM!  IT IS WHAT IT IS, AS IT ALWAYS WILL BE.

Hillary surely knows this is the truth, and as a so-called feminist should be fighting against the barbaric way Islam treats women...Instead she kowtows to it.  That should tell you a little something about MaDamned Clinton, and Liberal feminism.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #10

Attorney General Eric Holder (Top Lawyer-in-the-Land)

"I want to be clear:  Any instance of so-called 'gun walking' is unacceptable...This operation (Fast & Furious) was flawed in concept, as well as in execution.  And, unfortunately, we will feel its effects for years to come as guns that were lost during this operation continue to show up at crime scenes both here and in Mexico.  This should never have happened.  And it must never happen again."

Sounds pretty reasonable.  It would be nice if the AG would admit he knew about the operation, but who are we to expect a professional liar to be honest?

"Have you apologized to the family of Brian Terry (Border Patrol Agent killed by a gun from this botched operation)?" - Sen. John Cornyn

"I have not apologized to them, but I certainly regret what happened." - AG Holder

"Have you even talked to them?" - Sen. Cornyn

"I have not." - AG Holder

Uh, Terry was killed in December 2010.  And Holder hasn't had the decency to call his family?  Really?

Yes, really!  And it doesn't sound like he has any intention to make that call either...Why hasn't Holder called Terry's family?  Because he's a cold-blooded Liberal ideologue with much bigger concerns.

The death of a simple agent means nothing in his world.  Just as he had no problem as President Clinton's Deputy Attorney General forcing the return of Elian Gonzalez to the Cuban hell hole...This is the kind of man we have as the nation's 'Top Lawyer',  and as such, no one should be surprised he doesn't have the time, or care, to call the family of a fallen Border Patrol Agent.  An agent who was killed with a weapon from a misbegotten operation AG Holder has no business 'not knowing about.'

Sad thing is this wasn't Holders most ignorant comment of the year.  It made the list because it was his most heartless; an unacknowledged reality of most Liberal actions.  Maybe not in intention, but all to often in their conclusion.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #11

Vincent Paolo Villano (Center for Transgender Equality)

“Our position is that the military should re-examine the policy, the medical regulations, so as to allow open service for transgender people.”

- “Transgender” = “transsexuals, cross-dressers, gender-queer people, intersex people, and other gender-variant individuals.” - Servicemembers Legal Defense Network  (a group of gay clowns pretending to speak for all military members)

Lets make sure we have this correct:  Guys with breasts, chicks with packages, or any variety of gender-freakshow, should be allowed in the U.S. military?

I have no doubt the Democrat Party leadership thinks this is a great idea...They were thrilled to open the military to openly gay troops, so don't think for a minute they won't go one step further.

Talk about 'Being All You Can Be.'

I'm not even sure where to start with this madness.  How about a short and simple statement:  THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR PUTTING THE LIKES OF BARACK OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI AND HARRY REID IN POSITIONS OF POWER IN OUR COUNTRY.

Congratulations to anyone who voted for these degenerates.  You should be so proud of your vote...Question is, will you repeat your choice?

If this isn't reason enough to never vote for them, or those who put them in control (meaning any Democrat on any ballot), then there's never going to be a good enough reason.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #12

Muslim Students at Catholic University of America

"(Catholic University of America) does not provide space - as other universities do - for the many daily prayers students make, forcing them instead to find temporary empty classrooms where they are often surrounded by Catholic symbols which are incongruous to their religion."

Uhhhhhhh, it's a CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY.  They even go so far as to call it Catholic University of America so no one is confused by the fact it is a CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY...Obviously, the whole matter is ridiculous, but it does bring one to ask a few basic questions:

1.  What are these Muslim students doing congregating with the Infidels?  I'd think their Muslim peers would find this unacceptable...Could it be these Muslim students recognize they are safer and allowed to achieve a better education outside the realm of Islam?

2.  Why is a Catholic university allowing Muslims in its school?  I'd think their Catholic peers would find this unacceptable...Maybe not, however, considering the Catholic seminary schools allowed themselves to be infiltrated by homosexuals, which was the root cause of its pedophile problem.  Yes I went there, and yes I'm willing to defend that statement.  Same thing with the Penn St. situation, by the way.  If Sandusky had been raping girls it would have been stopped immediately - But I digress.

3.  I wonder how many Catholics, or Christians of any type, are allowed to attend Muslim schools?  An even more obviously ridiculous question is how many Christians are allowed to perform prayers in these universities without being imposed on by Islamic symbols and rules?  I'm quite certain we know the answer to this is not many; if any at all.

The whole thing is a joke, but Catholics have allowed themselves to be the butt of jokes by lowering and bending its standards in many ways.  Allowing Muslim students is just one way it has unnecessarily injured itself.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #13

Sen. John McCain (My F'n Senator)

"I think there's a number of issues we could work on together, and I think it's pretty clear that the president has really pivoted to a much more centrist position, which I think makes it much...easier to work with him."

I think I'm gonna hurl.

Every six years, and in the 2008 presidential election, I've been stuck with voting for this putz or not voting at all because the other options have been worse.  It's been painful.

Maybe McCain's getting dementia, or maybe he's stupid enough to believe Obama can "pivot" away from the Left...Maybe Johnny's simply going 'maverick,' again, and is starting to "pivot" towards the Left himself, again.

Either way McCain makes me sick; especially since he was so great fighting against Obama-madness from 2008-2010...Heaven only knows what he's thinking now, but if my senator really believes Obama is going to ditch his Lefty roots I'm going to have to get on my knees and "pivot" my head into the mouth of the 'Porceline God.'

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #14

Los Angeles County (Public Service Announcement)

"- Take frequent breaks - Let your body cool and rest.
- Stay hydrated - Sip or take cool gulps of water (to help cool your body) and non-caffeinated drinks like Gatorade (to replenish electrolytes).  Alcohol and caffeine dehydrates the body.
- Don't mix - taking Ecstasy with other substances (especially alcohol or other stimulants) can increase the risks, and lead to potentially dangerous interactions.
- Recognize overdoses - Signs include extreme headaches, nausea, confusion, blurred vision, inability to talk, racing heart, vomiting, fainting, muscle tremors, and convulsions.  Seek medical help if you or your friends experience even just one sign.
- Keep an eye on your friends - Stay together.
- Don't drive - Ecstasy affects physical and mental functioning (like vision, reaction time, and judgement.).
- Aim low (dose AND frequency) - Ecstasy risks increase with large doses (stacking) and re-dosing when you start to come down.
- Stay Away - The only way to completely avoid the risks is to avoid the drug, enjoy dancing and music instead.
- Education yourself & your friends - The best decision is a well-informed one."

- Information on a Public Service Announcement titled Ecstasy:  How to Minimize Potential Harms

Call me crazy, but that reads more like a 'How To Guide' than a public service announcement...Unless the public service is teaching one 'how to', that is.

What a genius use of tax dollars...L.A. County residents must be so proud.

Craziest thing of all is of the nine tips on 'How To Best Use Ecstasy' it took them all the way to number eight to give the simplest advice:  Don't use the damn stuff at all...Duh!

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #15

Goshen College

"The Board, in consultation with [school] President Brenneman, asked the President to find an alternative to playing the National Anthem that fits with sports tradition, that honors country and that resonates with Goshen College's core values and respects the views of diverse constituencies."

I hope you caught the operative phrase in this quote:  "Goshen College's core values"...The U.S. National Anthem doesn't jive with the school's "core values".

Goshen is a Mennonite college:  "We're passionate about making peace. If you believe in care of the earth and care of one another, if you put your faith and God before anything else, this is the college for you. We're for people who want to serve the world with joy in the name of peace."

Nothing about learning, just a bunch of gobbledygook.  Gobbledygook wrapped in the guise of God, to boot...In other words, Goshen is just like most U.S. colleges; right down to hating America, it's history and proud traditions.

Oh, and it also costs about $35,000 per year to attend this 'institute of anti-American propaganda'...$35k/year to have your children brainwashed by loony Liberals.  Egads!

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #16

11% of People Responding to a Poll

"Favor."

- Answer to a recent Rasmussen poll question:   "Another proposal has been made for the federal government to provide every single American with a basic income grant. The idea would be to provide enough money for everyone to enjoy a modest living regardless of whether or not they choose to work. Do you favor or oppose having the federal government provide every single American with a basic income grant?"

GET OFF YOUR ASSES!  The government is not your babysitter and the productive portion of the nation is not your mommy and daddy...Speaking of mommy and daddy, I bet much of this 11% is not only living with their parents, but is also sucking them dry like the lecherous punks they are.

And if they aren't being taken care of by their mommy and daddy, they are being provided for by their uncle; Uncle Sammy...Otherwise known as those of us who are willing and able to not only fend for ourselves but also pay for these sad-sacks.

Here's a question:  What percent of this 11% do you think voted for President Obama, and will do so again in 2012?  You know it's 100%...That stat alone should make the rest of you who voted for Obama want to vomit.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #17

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Former Speaker of the House)

"The fact is that elections shouldn't matter as much as they do."

Of course they shouldn't, Nancy...This is what quarterbacks who've never won the Super Bowl say when talking about their place in history.  Or actresses who have many nominations but never win an Oscar.

Winning means nothing.  It's just not important...That's what losers say.  And Nancy wants to pretend the 2010 election "shouldn't matter."  Well, it does, and she knows it does.  Heaven knows how much she thought it 'mattered' when the Democrats crushed the Republicans in 2006 and 2008.  Or how much she will think it matters if they somehow recapture the House in the 2012 elections.

"If by now you haven't realized that the chattering charlatan, Nancy Pelosi (or 'Lugosi,' to Republicans), is not the brightest bird in the rain forest, then you're dimmer than she is." - Michael Savage

Sorry Nancy, no repeat of last year's #1 showing in the Libby Jackass Quotes...I'm sure she'll make another run at it next year.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #18

Anthony 'The Little' Weiner (Former Congressman)

"And of course I want to express my gratitude to my family; to my mother and father who instilled in me the values that carried me this far."

- Part of Weiner's resignation speech.

'Happy Father's Day, Dad...I got caught playing with my wiener, and now I'm telling the world I got these high moral values from you and Mom.'

Hahahahahahahaha!  What a clueless Jackass!  So clueless, he unwittingly launched his parents under the bus...Either that or he hates his parents and purposefully pushed them under.

Hopefully this is the last we hear of Weiner.  I doubt it, though, because CNN, MSNBC or Current TV* are always on the lookout for such wieners.

*Current TV is the new Al Gore Network

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #19

Andrew Linzey and Priscilla Cohn (Animal Rights Lunatics)

"Despite its prevalence, 'pets' is surely a derogatory term both of the animals concerned and their human carers...Again the word 'owners', whilst technically correct in law, harks back to a previous age when animals were regarded as just that: property, machines or things to use without moral constraint."

For those who care(r), if you are a PET OWNER, you should now consider yourself a "human carer"...And should call your PETS "companion animals".

For those who care(r), if you start calling yourself a "human carer" and your PETS "companion animals", what you really should call yourself is a NUTTER!

Either way, as long as you don't beat and continue to feed and pet your ANIMALS/PETS/BEASTS, etc., I'm pretty sure they won't care what you call them or yourself...Because animals aren't ignorant enough to be Liberal Jackasses.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #20

NASA & Penn St. University

"Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilisational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of the Earth's atmosphere, via greenhouse gas emissions...These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets."

- "ETI" = extraterrestrial intelligence...The statement is from a joint NASA/Penn St. report called 'Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis.'

I thought we were supposed to be worried about Global Warming killing the cute little polar bears.  Maybe even some of the little islets in the Pacific Ocean disappearing.  Or one of the many ridiculous 'end of the world scenerios' brewing in Al Gore's thick skull...But ET's?  Are you kidding me?  The idiots who can't figure out how to skew the computer data models into scaring the people are now using ET's as their new scare tactic?

"No earth creature is going to contaminate my atmosphere...brace yourself for immediate disintegration" - Marvin the Martian (Bugs Bunny character)

"I guess this is what is considered work at NASA now that the space shuttle program is dead." - TheMalcontent (Internet commenter)