2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #20
NASA & Penn St. University
"Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilisational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of the Earth's atmosphere, via greenhouse gas emissions...These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets."
- "ETI" = extraterrestrial intelligence...The statement is from a joint NASA/Penn St. report called 'Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis.'
I thought we were supposed to be worried about Global Warming killing the cute little polar bears. Maybe even some of the little islets in the Pacific Ocean disappearing. Or one of the many ridiculous 'end of the world scenerios' brewing in Al Gore's thick skull...But ET's? Are you kidding me? The idiots who can't figure out how to skew the computer data models into scaring the people are now using ET's as their new scare tactic?
"No earth creature is going to contaminate my atmosphere...brace yourself for immediate disintegration" - Marvin the Martian (Bugs Bunny character)
"I guess this is what is considered work at NASA now that the space shuttle program is dead." - TheMalcontent (Internet commenter)
"Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilisational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of the Earth's atmosphere, via greenhouse gas emissions...These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets."
- "ETI" = extraterrestrial intelligence...The statement is from a joint NASA/Penn St. report called 'Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis.'
I thought we were supposed to be worried about Global Warming killing the cute little polar bears. Maybe even some of the little islets in the Pacific Ocean disappearing. Or one of the many ridiculous 'end of the world scenerios' brewing in Al Gore's thick skull...But ET's? Are you kidding me? The idiots who can't figure out how to skew the computer data models into scaring the people are now using ET's as their new scare tactic?
"No earth creature is going to contaminate my atmosphere...brace yourself for immediate disintegration" - Marvin the Martian (Bugs Bunny character)
"I guess this is what is considered work at NASA now that the space shuttle program is dead." - TheMalcontent (Internet commenter)
Labels: 2011 Top 20
1 Comments:
At 10:35 AM, PC_Bucs said…
WOW....the idiocy in these statements is SO deep I had to stop and read it again! THESE are the people making environmental policy? If the best you can do is try and scare ignorant Americans with ET (which will actually work in some areas), I think it shows the Global Warming folks are getting a bit desperate. Next thing you know they will all be buying huge mansions right on the seashore.....wait!! That's what Al GORE has done recently!!!
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