2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #14
Los Angeles County (Public Service Announcement)
"- Take frequent breaks - Let your body cool and rest.
- Stay hydrated - Sip or take cool gulps of water (to help cool your body) and non-caffeinated drinks like Gatorade (to replenish electrolytes). Alcohol and caffeine dehydrates the body.
- Don't mix - taking Ecstasy with other substances (especially alcohol or other stimulants) can increase the risks, and lead to potentially dangerous interactions.
- Recognize overdoses - Signs include extreme headaches, nausea, confusion, blurred vision, inability to talk, racing heart, vomiting, fainting, muscle tremors, and convulsions. Seek medical help if you or your friends experience even just one sign.
- Keep an eye on your friends - Stay together.
- Don't drive - Ecstasy affects physical and mental functioning (like vision, reaction time, and judgement.).
- Aim low (dose AND frequency) - Ecstasy risks increase with large doses (stacking) and re-dosing when you start to come down.
- Stay Away - The only way to completely avoid the risks is to avoid the drug, enjoy dancing and music instead.
- Education yourself & your friends - The best decision is a well-informed one."
- Information on a Public Service Announcement titled Ecstasy: How to Minimize Potential Harms
Call me crazy, but that reads more like a 'How To Guide' than a public service announcement...Unless the public service is teaching one 'how to', that is.
What a genius use of tax dollars...L.A. County residents must be so proud.
Craziest thing of all is of the nine tips on 'How To Best Use Ecstasy' it took them all the way to number eight to give the simplest advice: Don't use the damn stuff at all...Duh!
"- Take frequent breaks - Let your body cool and rest.
- Stay hydrated - Sip or take cool gulps of water (to help cool your body) and non-caffeinated drinks like Gatorade (to replenish electrolytes). Alcohol and caffeine dehydrates the body.
- Don't mix - taking Ecstasy with other substances (especially alcohol or other stimulants) can increase the risks, and lead to potentially dangerous interactions.
- Recognize overdoses - Signs include extreme headaches, nausea, confusion, blurred vision, inability to talk, racing heart, vomiting, fainting, muscle tremors, and convulsions. Seek medical help if you or your friends experience even just one sign.
- Keep an eye on your friends - Stay together.
- Don't drive - Ecstasy affects physical and mental functioning (like vision, reaction time, and judgement.).
- Aim low (dose AND frequency) - Ecstasy risks increase with large doses (stacking) and re-dosing when you start to come down.
- Stay Away - The only way to completely avoid the risks is to avoid the drug, enjoy dancing and music instead.
- Education yourself & your friends - The best decision is a well-informed one."
- Information on a Public Service Announcement titled Ecstasy: How to Minimize Potential Harms
Call me crazy, but that reads more like a 'How To Guide' than a public service announcement...Unless the public service is teaching one 'how to', that is.
What a genius use of tax dollars...L.A. County residents must be so proud.
Craziest thing of all is of the nine tips on 'How To Best Use Ecstasy' it took them all the way to number eight to give the simplest advice: Don't use the damn stuff at all...Duh!
Labels: 2011 Top 20
posted by Poison Pero @ Friday, December 09, 2011
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