2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #19

Andrew Linzey and Priscilla Cohn (Animal Rights Lunatics)

"Despite its prevalence, 'pets' is surely a derogatory term both of the animals concerned and their human carers...Again the word 'owners', whilst technically correct in law, harks back to a previous age when animals were regarded as just that: property, machines or things to use without moral constraint."

For those who care(r), if you are a PET OWNER, you should now consider yourself a "human carer"...And should call your PETS "companion animals".

For those who care(r), if you start calling yourself a "human carer" and your PETS "companion animals", what you really should call yourself is a NUTTER!

Either way, as long as you don't beat and continue to feed and pet your ANIMALS/PETS/BEASTS, etc., I'm pretty sure they won't care what you call them or yourself...Because animals aren't ignorant enough to be Liberal Jackasses.