Anthony Weiner - AKA: Carlos Danger

“Sending these embarrassing messages to women online, whom I never met, was a personal failing that was hurtful to my wife and a part of my life that Huma and I have put behind us.”

I last quoted Weiner back in December 2011, and sincerely thought it would be the last I'd hear of his sorry arse...I should have known better!  Weiner is a Democrat, and like other 'rats', Democ'rats' don't just go away.

So, Weiner is running for Mayor of New York City - the most powerful city in the United States, maybe the world...When I heard he was running I figured he must have cleaned up his life and maybe even deserved a second chance (not really, but play along).  We are all human and make mistakes, and Weiner must have gotten his stuff together.

No, no, no!  Just like back in 2011 Anthony has been caught again with his Weiner in the cookie jar - posting pics of himself online...Under the name of 'Carlos Danger', at a site called thedirty.com.

Carlos Danger trolling and posting pics at thedirty.com...Nice job Weiner.

As shocked as I am to hear Weiner is back in the news caught with his 'Dangerous Carlos' in the cookie jar, I'm not shocked to hear he thinks Democ'rats' will continue supporting him.

“People who know me are still going to vote for me.”

I have no doubt they will, because he and they are Democ'rats'.

2011 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #18

Anthony 'The Little' Weiner (Former Congressman)

"And of course I want to express my gratitude to my family; to my mother and father who instilled in me the values that carried me this far."

- Part of Weiner's resignation speech.

'Happy Father's Day, Dad...I got caught playing with my wiener, and now I'm telling the world I got these high moral values from you and Mom.'

Hahahahahahahaha!  What a clueless Jackass!  So clueless, he unwittingly launched his parents under the bus...Either that or he hates his parents and purposefully pushed them under.

Hopefully this is the last we hear of Weiner.  I doubt it, though, because CNN, MSNBC or Current TV* are always on the lookout for such wieners.

*Current TV is the new Al Gore Network

Rep. Anthony 'The' Weiner (D - NY)

"When you're named Weiner, it kind of goes with the territory…Sometimes these things happen."

- Commenting about a crotch-shot picture miraculously sent from his Twitter account.

“Sometimes these things happen” .  Really?

How many other Weiners have taken pictures of their crotch (allegedly), then had their pictures hijacked and put on their own Twitter account?  And how many Weiners “can't say with certitude” what pictures of their crotch look like?

Maybe I’m crazy and it happens to lots of Weiners, but I doubt it.  Most likely, it only happens to this particular 'wiener'.