Damon Romine (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation)

"It is an exciting time. This is all really very new in the last two years or so that we are seeing transgendered people in a new light."

- Commenting on tranny's finding their way on to TV.

**I have to admit I don't watch much TV; sports, fights, History, Military and Science channels are about it. But, I know for certain I won't be watching any shows with transvestites.....I'm sure it might make me a barbarian, but I can't see any reason to give my time to shows highlighting chicks-with-dicks.

What's really sick is now that they are on TV, the Normo crowd will start complaining shemales aren't on during certain times, or on certain channels directed at certain television viewers: The certain viewers they will want to hit will be children, of course.**

Nina Sanke (16 Year Old Voter)

"Yes, I'm going to vote...During this election, it could be decisive. Every vote counts."

- Commenting on her new right as a 16 year old to vote in Austrian elections.

**Let me get this straight, I'm not ripping a 16 year old girl, and I'm more than willing to assume she's a fine young lady........That said, I have a 14 year old daughter myself.

She is a great kid and I love her with all my heart, but she is a clueless young punk. Like 99.9% of all teenagers on the planet.......She has no clue about politics (or the real world at all for that matter), and two more years of experience aren't going to do a whole lot to improve this situation.

I'm not surprised Austrian Liberals decided to allow 16 year olds to vote, however, because like Liberals across the globe they care more about accumulating power than doing what's best for their country..........And there's no doubt most teenagers are and will vote for Liberals.

Again, I don't blame them. They are mostly morons......Sadly, this is exactly what Liberals want and expect, and is why they prey on the young knowing they will buy into the moronic beliefs and lies of Liberalism.**

Joe Biden (Bag Man)

“When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"

**Biden is entertaining, but he is a moron of epic proportions who will say anything.

1. FDR became U.S. President in 1933……The stock market crashed in 1929! Roosevelt may have made comment on the crash, but he was limited to New York, and I’m quite certain this wasn’t what Joe meant.

2. Various forms of the television were used experimentally between the late 1800’s and the 1940’s, but it wasn’t until the 1950’s that TV became a popular medium in the U.S…...Again, the stock market crashed in 1929 and FDR was president from 1933-1945. But who are we to let facts get in the way of a good Joe Biden fairytale?

Also, you may be wondering why Joe Biden is labeled ‘Bag-Man’ [it will be permanent]…..Well, the answer is simple, you can pick any number of ‘bags’ to describe Joe Biden: Wind-bag. Old-bag. Wuss-bag. Gas-bag. Scum-bag. Shit-bag. Douche-bag.**

Chris Matthews (Unbiased Media Member....HAHAHA!)

"It's important to point out, as we have not so far, Barack Obama was not given this nomination, he won it. He was not offered a nice title like Secretary of State, like Condolezaa Rice got from the Republicans. He was not offered the title of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs as Colin Powell was...He is not some popular appointment or a showcase appointment."

**In other words, Chrissy is saying Condi and General Powell were nothing but affirmative action puppets of their white puppet masters.......What a pathetic comment.

Of course Barack won the nomination, but only a fool would deny he was greatly aided by the fact he is black. Geraldine Ferraro had the testicular fortitude (literally & figuratively??) to say this out loud, and it is true as can be.......I'm not taking anything away from Barack's accomplishment, but saying he wasn't aided by his skin color is flat out lying.

That said, it's interesting how Liberals push for affirmative action, yet use it as a hammer against Republican blacks, and deny it is a tool used to advance Democrat blacks.**

Saturday Night Live (Degenerates)

Reporter: "What about the husband?...You know he's doing those daughters. I mean, come on. It's Alaska."

Editor: "He very well could be. Admittedly, there is no evidence of that, but on the other hand, there is no convincing evidence to the contrary. And these are just some of the lingering questions about Governor Palin."

Paper Headline: "While No Direct Evidence of Incest in Palin Family Emerges, Counter Evidence Remains Agonizingly Elusive" and "In a Small Alaska Town, Doubts Still Linger."

- The skit was a conversation between a journalist and an editor, and the headline posted in the news paper.

**Nothing is off limits for these people. NOTHING! But what do you expect? In Liberalville nothing is off limits, and the only thing that matters is the ends justifying the means; principles be damned:

“The man of action views the issue of means and ends in pragmatic and strategic terms. He has no other problem; he thinks only of his actual resources and the possibilities of various choices of action. He asks of ends only whether they are achievable and worth the cost; of means, only whether they will work. To say that corrupt means corrupt the ends is to believe in the immaculate conception of ends and principles.” – Saul Alinsky

Joe Biden (Some Old Dude From Delaware?)

“Remember, no one decides who they’re going to vote for based on the vice president. I mean that literally.”

**I still can't believe Obama didn't pick Hillary for his V.P.........And to make his choice even worse, he picked a complete douche bag: Joe 'Hillary Would Have Been a Better Choice' Biden.

I'm still very cynical about McCain's chance of winning the election, but if he does Obama only has himself to blame for picking 'Windbag Biden' instead of wrapping up the election with Hillary........Oh, and McCain wouldn't have picked Sarah Palin had Hillary been with Obama. OUCH!**

Peter Noble (RDDB Lawyer)

"He is a very skilled player, a very hard thrower. There are a lot of beginners. This is not a high-powered league. This is a developmental league whose main purpose is to promote the sport."

- Commenting about a New Haven, Connecticut Youth Baseball League decision to force a 9-year old boy named Jericho Scott to either quit pitching, leave the league, or they will disband his team.

**Now there's the American way! If someone excels we need to crush him, or force him to retreat back to mediocrity so he doesn't hurt anyone's feelings........Yes, this is the Liberal American way. And it makes me sick!

No wonder we can't dominate the Olympics anymore. Hell, forget the Olympics, no wonder we don't dominate the world in much of anything anymore......But at least we are giving the rest of the world a chance to compete against what Liberals consider the unfair, American monstrosity.

Every once and awhile it's good to get away from politics, but it's sad to see the same idiots who hang out in that world also hang out in the playground.**

Trio of Liars

"I don't think most of the news media - the major news networks, CNN - are biased in favor of one party or the other. There are certain kinds of stories we like. Say, you know, pregnant people. but we don't, I don't think there is a lot of sort of bias in favor of one party or the other." - Jeffrey Toobin (CNN)

"I feel that we are reporting very responsibly and accurately." - Katie Couric (CBS)

"We [the media] are suddenly the enemy. Why is that?" - Meredith Vieira (NBC)

**Why can't these people just admit they are in the bag for Obama, and also want Congress to have 100% Democrats, as well as every state and local government to be 100% Democrat?.....Only a complete dolt, or liar, could say this isn't true.

The MSN's so-called news coverage is so blatantly biased it is obvious to every American with at least two functioning synapses in their brain......The fact the media refused to admit their bias shows them to be untrustworthy, and is the reason why their ratings are constantly cicling the drain.**

Barack Obama (Whiner)

"[The McCain campaign moved to ] seize an innocent remark ['lipstick on a pig'] and take it out of context because they knew it was catnip for the news media....See, it would be funny, but the news media decided that would be the lead story yesterday...Enough!!"

**Poor Barack. The news media is picking on him. Boo, hoo, hoo....Imagine how much he'd cry if the media was treating him as poorly as they have Sarah Palin. We might see a complete mental breakdown if this was happening to Obama.

Tom Hanks put it best in 'A League of Their Own': "THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL/POLITICS!"

"Barack Obama can't campaign with schoolyard insults and then try to claim outrage at the tone of the campaign. His talk of new politics is as empty as his campaign trail promises." - Brian Rogers (McCain spokesman)**

2008 Democrat Party Platform

"We oppose laws that require identification in order to vote or register to vote."

**Of course they do.....Because it places an overwhelming burden on the dirt-bags and winos they pay to show up on election day, on those who manage to vote more than once, and most incredibly on the corpses who find a way out their caskets to vote for everyone with a (D) after their name.

Seriously, you can't use a check without showing your license, many stores require you to show your ID when using a credit card, you can't get a driver's license without providing a birth certificate, etc., etc.......Yet Democrats don't think it is fair have to show a simple ID proving you are who you are when you vote? What's the logic in this?

Oh, I forgot. I put the answer at the beginning of this comment: Democrats don't want to make it more difficult to cheat!!!**

'Slow' Joe Biden (Obama's VP Choice...For Now)

“Make no mistake about this, Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend and she is qualified to be President of the United States of America, she’s easily qualified to be Vice President of the United States of America and quite frankly it might have been a better pick than me.”

**Holy shit! I could be wrong, but it sounds like Biden is on the verge of bailing out so Barack can bring in Hillary.

Question is: Would Hillary accept such a change?

She has to see the USS(R) Obama as a sinking ship who might actually lose this election. Which would give her a chance to run for president again in 2012.........Do you think she'd rather be Barack's #2 for the next four-eight years, or take her chances at being the #1 in four?

Says here, she'd rather try her luck in 2012.**

Carol Fowler (South Carolina Democrat Chairman)

"[Sarah Palin's] primary qualification [for V.P.] seems to be that she hasn’t had an abortion.”

**Very nice. Very classy.

I suppose Fowler would be much more happy had Sarah executed her five children in the womb. Especially that imperfect baby she has....But it shouldn't be a surprise to find what a low-life Mrs. Fowler is considering what her husband said before the Republican convention:

"The hurricane’s going to hit New Orleans about the time they start. [Chuckle] The timing is — at least it appears now that it’ll be there Monday. That just demonstrates that God’s on our side. [Laughter]…Everything’s cool." - Don Fowler (Former DNC Chairman)

Not that I hope they've had abortions, but I truly hope they haven't procreated together........The gene-pool would be much better off if these two scumbags didn't spread their DNA.**

Terry Moran/Moron

"To Barack Obama, the son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas. Now, no matter what your politics, that is a moment for the history books."

- The introduction to one of the many mainstream media 'Ode's to Obama'.

**Personally, I'd think this event would belong in the science books, but maybe the history books, too.

What I want to know is which of his dads delivered him? I'd also like to know how he was delivered. I'm hoping it was via c-section, because a penile delivery would be horrific.

Now, obviously Terry Moron screwed up his presentation of this 'Ode to Obama', but his slip of the tongue isn't nearly as funny as his delivery.......Go here to see the reverential delivery he gave this brilliant piece of 'history'.**

Barack Obama (Whiner)

"[Republicans] say this other guy is unpatriotic, or this guy likes French people. That's what they said about [John] Kerry. They try to make it out like Democrats aren't tough enough, aren't macho enough."

**He forgot to say we think they whine too damn much, too.....If the shoes didn't fit so well, Democrats wouldn't have to wear them.**

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (House Czar)

“I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels.”

**I’m all for the use of natural gas, as well. I’m also for oil, clean coal, nuclear, solar, wind, geothermal, biomass, hydro, and any other energy source we can use to power our world……..I’m also in favor of using the cleanest and cheapest sources available, as long as we aren’t forced to use one type over another at the expense of ruining our economy, food supply, and way of life.

That said, Tranny Fran Nancy is a moron if she doesn’t know natural gas is a 'fossil fuel'!!

Amazingly, I don’t think this was a slip on her part. I truly believe she is this ignorant, which is incredibly scary considering the power she has over America’s energy supply.**

Isis (Model?)

"I'm here [on America's Top Model] to follow my dreams."

- Isis is a transvestite, competing against 13 other women.

**William Blake said it best: "The eye altering, alters all."

Female models with penises is about as eye altering (and hideous) as anything I can imagine.**

Michael Moore & Don Fowler

"I was just thinking that, uh, this [Hurricane] Gustav is proof that there is a God in Heaven -- that it would actually be on its way to New Orleans on Day One of the Republican Convention in the Twin Cities at the top of the Mississippi River." - Michael Moore (Waste of Much Flesh)

"The hurricane’s going to hit New Orleans about the time they start. [Chuckle] The timing is — at least it appears now that it’ll be there Monday. That just demonstrates that God’s on our side. [Laughter]…Everything’s cool." - Don Fowler (Former DNC Chairman)

**I'm not shocked to hear these comments from pricks like Moore and Fowler; I'm sure many Democrats feel exactly as they do.....That said, I am proud of John McCain for putting a damper on the Republican National Convention in order to better care for, support and communicate with those in the oncoming hurricane environment.

"You may see this as a very, very selfless act on the part of John McCain and his campaign that they are putting country above politics. So it fits in with the theme of his campaign." - Natalie Davis (Political Scientist at Birmingham-Southern College in Alabama)**