Hillary Clinton (Former First Lady)

“Remember that pledged delegates in most states are not pledged. You know, there is no requirement that anybody vote for anybody. They’re just like superdelegates.”

**In Hillary’s mind, the whole Democrat Party is just one big superdelegate! A group of whore’s who can be had from the highest bidder, or the candidate who is most willing to kill their opponent…….I can’t repeat it enough how thankful I am for the moronic nomination process the DNC has created..

I admit, originally I didn’t think there was any way Hillary could lose the nomination, but now I’m equally sure there is no way she can win it…….But I hope she continues trying.

I have read about or watched every presidential election in American history and have never seen a party nomination process like this year’s Democrat race. There have been some brass-knuckle fights, but none comes close to the number Hillary is doing on Obama and the Democrat Party……..Again, I am thankful for the Democrat presidential nomination process.

I don’t know if she really thinks she can win, and it will be interesting to see what happens if she is able to beat Hussein Obama soundly in Pennsylvania. Even if she wins Pennsylvania the task is almost impossible, and she can’t believe Obama will pick her as his VP, either……Makes me wonder if she’ll do whatever it takes to become president? Could she possibly be trying to destroy Barack’s chance of winning in November so she can run again in 2012? Nothing would shock me less, and nothing would make me happier.

Once again, and surely not the last time, I am thankful for the idiocy of the Democrat’s nomination process………Hell, I’m thankful for the overall idiocy of the party as a whole!**

Geraldine Ferraro (Pissed Off Libby Telling Truths)

“To equate what I said with what this racist bigot [Rev. Wright] said from the pulpit is unbelievable. Obama gave a very good speech on race relations, but he did not address the fact that this man is up there spewing hatred”…”What [Wright] is doing is spewing that stuff out to young people and to younger people than Obama and putting it in their heads that its OK to say ‘God damn America’ and to beat up on white people.”

- Commenting on a portion of Obama’s speech: “We can dismiss Rev. Wright as a crank or a demagogue, just as some have dismissed Geraldine Ferraro in the aftermath of her recent statements.”

**You go girl!! Tell Obama how shitty it feels to be scapegoated for telling the truth!

And then say you are sorry to the millions of white people who’ve been cast as racists just for the fact they were born white!!! White people who’ve never owned a slave, never whipped a black man, never passed on a black woman for employment because she was black, never fired a black man because he was black, never pushed a black kid to the back of a bus or to a segregated toilet, etc., etc., etc……BECAUSE MOST OF WHITE AMERICA HAS NO ANTIPATHY TOWARDS BLACKS!!

That said don’t forget it was white Liberals like Ferraro who’ve spent the past 40-50 years telling black America how much they should hate white America……No, no, no! Never allow the likes of Liberal scum such as Geraldine Ferraro to forget they are responsible for much of the perpetuation of racial disharmony in this great country, and maybe in the irony of all ironies, she and her cronies are simply reaping what they have sown.**

William Galston (Brookings Institute)

“McCain is the quintessential ‘white’ candidate – so white that he gets melanoma if he stays in the sun”

**Very nice. I guess it’s ok to make ‘honky’ jokes……Who am I kidding? There is nothing more Politically Correct than ripping on white guys.

In true Liberal fashion, however, I think it is only fair to treat each of the candidates with equality:

“Obama is the quintessential ‘black’ candidate – so black that he gets….well, he’s already dark, so it would be more difficult to tell if he got melanoma than if McCain did.”

“Hillary is the quintessential ‘bitch’ candidate - so bitchy that she…..well, she’s just a bitch.”

Again, very nice of Mr. Gall-Stone to decide it’s ok to use racial prejudice in this year’s election.**

Steven Ross (Primatologist)

“What is perceived to be harmless fun really has serious consequences.”

- Statement made about an animal rights campaign trying to end TV, movie and advertising use of chimpanzees.

**These same idiots claim monkeys should be given human rights, because they have as much value as a human, with ‘almost the same DNA as humans’……….So why can’t they be used in Hollywood if they are ‘more or less human?’

On a side note, am I the only one who notices “primatologist” is only a few ABC’s away from “proctologist?”**

Paul van Grieken (Amsterdam, Netherlands, Alderman)

“Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure.”

- Commenting on the Oud-Zuid district (in Amsterdam) plan to permit gay sex in public areas; specifically in its Vondelpark.

**Normos let loose in a park sounds like a great idea. Especially considering parks are places for children to hang out…….Eghads!!!

On its own this plan is nuts (Liberalism at its finest), but it also has another rule: dog owners will receive stiff fines if they allow their dogs to run around the Vondelpark without a leash.

“As long as the park has existed, we’ve been allowed to let our dogs run freely. It’s outrageous that we will be punished from now on but public sex won’t. If they can drop their trousers, why can’t I let my dog run loose?” – Unidentified Vondelpark dog owner

I have a possible answer to this question: Maybe the aldermen are concerned about the safety of dogs running loose in Normo-Park. It’s possible they understand the depravity of the GLBTTBNPR’s = Gay, Lesbian, Bi-Sexual, Trans-Sexual, Try-Sexual, Bestial, Necrophiliacs, Pedophiles, Robo-Homos……Nah! I highly doubt they’d be so rude and pass judgment on dudes banging dogs.**

Barack Obama (Grandson of a Racist?)

“I can no more disown [Jeremiah Wright] than I can my white grandmother - a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.”

**Every time I read this quote I wonder how Barack’s granny feels? I bet this comment would make her "cringe."

It’s one thing for Obama to use the woman who raised him in one of his ‘Hope Pope speeches,’ but why would he use her as a racist prop in a speech to defend his POS pastor? Maybe it’s just me, but I find this to show a repulsive lack of character for Barack to toss his grandmother under the bus in an attempt to cover his own ass……I would expect it from the Clintons, but not from the New Messiah. Obama stated she “sacrificed again and again” for him. Maybe he felt it was ok to sacrifice her reputation as well.

I guess the old saying is true: “All is fair in love and war”…….Which according to the "Clausewitz/Pero Corollary" could also be stated as: “All is fair in love and politics.”

Martina Navratilova

“The thing is we elected Bush. That is worse. Against that, nobody chose a Communist government in Czechoslovakia.”

- Commenting about her desire to leave the U.S., because it is worse than when she defected from Communist Czechoslovakia to live in the U.S.

**Go home, bitch….And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

That’s all.**

Marc Perkel (High Priest of the Religious Left)

“I was smoking a little weed, and I was thinking about religion”…..”If it’s real, we believe in it. Anything that is true will stand up to scrutiny. We’re not a faith-based religion. We’re doubt-based. The Church of Reality is a new kind of religion.”

**I only have two things to say about this clown:

1. I’m shocked to hear this putz smokes weed……..Hardly.

2. I’d worship at this church before doing so at Barack Obama’s hate America church…….Click here if you don’t get the reference. And please pay more attention, because there's no excuse for not getting this reference.

The Soviet Socialist Republic of California (Senate Bill 1322)

This bill would allow school teachers to teach “communism with the intent to indoctrinate or to inculcate in the mind of any pupil a preference for communism.”

**In other words, if this law is passed it would allow the ‘Vast Leftwing Conspiracy’ to fill California school children’s minds with communist propaganda……..Not that they don’t do it already, but if this bill passes they’ll be able to do it out in the open.

Why in the world do these senators think this is a good idea? California is plenty ‘fruity,’ but is it also this ‘nutty’? I guess the state has earned it’s nickname of “The Land of Fruits and Nuts”……A name which has nothing to do with food.**

Geraldine Ferraro (Liberal Truthteller – The Rarest of all Birds)

“If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.”

**This is one of the biggest ‘NO SHITs’ of all time. But, telling the truth is a dangerous thing is Liberalville…Feelings and emotions are the only thing that matter in this land of lunatics, and there is no place for truth-telling if it gets in the way of Political Correctness.

What’s funny is the ‘rad-fems’ are bitching about a woman being wronged by Democrats voting for a man, while at the same time ‘rad-race-baiters’ are bitching about a black being wronged by Democrats supporting a honkey.

All I know is from my vantage point they’re all nuts and I just hope they keep hacking away at each other.**

Theresa Webber

“There are some people who want to see sex between Luke and Noah. I’ve been watching soaps long enough to know they’re a teenage couple, so it’s not going to happen anyway. But for them to not kiss at all it’s a little extreme.”

- Luke and Noah are two Normo characters on the soap opera “As the World Turns.”

**There were many reasons for the fall of the ancient Greeks and Romans, and it’s undeniable the debauchery of their cultures played a large roll……At the rate we are going there is no way the U.S. will last as long as either the Greeks or Romans, and historians will be able to point to cultural garbage like this show for one of the many reasons for our demise.**

Reverend Jeremiah Wright (Barack Obama's Spiritual Leader)

"Hillary aint never been called a nigger."

**Click here to watch Obama's spiritual leader rip on Hillary because she's not a "nigger."......On this video you'll also get to hear this genius explain that "Jesus was a poor black man."

Click here to watch Obama's spiritual leader pray for God not to bless America, but to "damn America".......On this one, you'll also get to watch Obama defend his religious leader and claim this nut job and his church aren't controversial.

No wonder Barack has no problem with Louis Farrakhan endorsing him. His own spiritual leader is just as nutty as Louis.......BUT BARACK DOESN'T SEE A PROBLEM WITH EITHER!!!

Please keep all of this in mind as we get closer to November.......Especially those who've complained about Bush being a 'right-wing religious fanatic.

Barack may not say it out loud, but he's been with Jeremiah Wright's church for years, and if he's anywhere near his leader (which it's likely he is) then he's nothing short of a 'left-wing, looney, America-hating, white-man-hating, race-baiting, religious fanatic'...........A fanatic who wants to become the new messian and help heal America's soul; healing Jeremiah Wright-style that is.

Every time you think you might vote for Obama, or hear one of your friends say they might vote for Obama, keep these videos in mind........Watch them yourself, and pass them on to your friends.**

Samantha Power (Former Obama Policy Advisor)

“We fucked up in Ohio. In Ohio, they are obsessed and Hillary is going to town on it…She is a monster too – that’s off the record – she is stooping to anything.”

**What is this pansy crying about? Did anyone expect Hillary Clinton to roll over and take it for Obama? I can’t believe anyone could be this stupid, but maybe the Obama camp really believes he is the Messiah and the rest of the Democrats should bow down to him……….Ha!! Hillary will disembowel Obama’s ass before she gives up.

Newt Gingrich may have put it best: “You can’t beat them tactically... They’re too relentless, they’re too well-organized... If they think [Barack Obama] is a real threat, they’ll just grind him up.”

Also, I guess this comment wasn’t “off the record,” aye? Stupid fool. Hillary may not win the nomination, but she will make sure she goes down in a blaze of glory.**

Ban Ki-moon 'Beam Zappa’ (U.N. Secretary General)

“While recognizing Israel’s right to defend itself, I condemn the disproportionate and excessive use of force that has killed and injured so many civilians, including children…I call on Israel to cease such attacks.”

“I condemn Palestinian rocket attacks and call for the immediate cessation of such acts of terrorism.”

**I bet the Israelis and Palestinians are crapping themselves in fear over these U.N. proclamations. I know I almost lost sphincter control when I read them…...Due to laughter at the utopian idiocy of the Sec-Gen, who thinks his words have any more control over the world than those of a barking dog.**

Governess Janet NapoliReno (D – AZ, McCain Supporter)

“If you want change in Washington D.C., and if you want to hear a new voice and new vision in D.C., you are picking John McCain.”

- A shreik Janet ‘accidentally’ let out at an Obama rally.

**Accident my ass! This was a Freudian Slip: an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is believed to be caused by the unconscious mind........She knows Obama's an empty suit, and her deepest thoughts came out in this comment.

That said, don't be surprised if Janet is Obama's running mate if he wins the nomination.**

Barack Hussein Obama (The Hope Pope)

“We say; we hope; we believe – yes we can.”

**And that’s about all he says……..Nothing more, nothing less. Just the same repetitious cult crap, over and over.**

Joel Stein (L.A. Times Writer)

"Obamaphilia has gotten creepy. The best we Obamaphiles can do is to refrain from embarrassing ourselves."

**Every once and awhile a Libby spews the truth, which is why this quote is in blue, and should be noted as a Libby Jackass Truthful Quote......The rarest of the rare Libby Quotes.

That said, in the case of the 'Messiah of the Pseudo-Revolution,' "creapy" is a polite way of putting it.**

“Screwie” Louie Farrakhan (Nation of Islam Leader)

“This young man (Obama) is the hope of the entire world that America will change and be made better”….”A black man with a white mother could turn out to be one who can lift America from her fall.”

**Let me get this straight, we are at war with Islamists, and much of the world lives in fear of the insanity of Muslim radicals, yet we should be happy to hear Obama is given such support from Louis Farrakhan? Seriously?!?!

Put this one in the ‘we will get what we ask for’ file. Which is also the ‘we will get what we deserve’ file.**

Robert/Michelle Kosilek (Murderous Freakshow)

“My breasts have shrunk, genitals have regained previous size and function, facial hair is thicker and scalp hair is thinner, all related to an elevated testosterone level.”

- Statement in a complaint sent to a U.S. district court, because he/she is being denied continuing tranny care in prison.

**This sicko murdered his wife in 1990. Not only should he be denied shemale treatment, she should be on death row………Instead taxpayers get to pay for his degenerate existence for the next fifty years or so.

Here’s hoping “Shanks” finds ‘herm’ in a secluded portion of the yard and cuts down his prison term.**

Cecil Guy (Hillary Clinton Political Director)

“We want to see the results in writing, and we reserve the right to challenge something if we don’t believe it reflects something that was discussed on the call.”

- Raising the possibility of challenging Texas’ primary and caucus rules/results.

**Just when I thought Hillary was getting close to throwing in the towel she breaks out with another fight………I love it.

Not because I like her, but because the more chaos there is in the Democrat Party the better.**

Chris Matthews (MSNBC's "ScrewBall" Host)

“I’ve been following politics since I was about five. I’ve never seen anything like this. This is bigger than Kennedy. [Obama] comes along, and he seems to have the answers, he’s the New Testament.”

**There may be bigger Liberal scum in the media, but there isn’t a bigger Liberal cheerleader in the media than Matthews………Lets look at a few of his other quotes:

“There are times when [Bill Clinton] sounds like Jesus in the temple.”

“It’s part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama’s speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean I don’t have that too often.”

Goodness, gracious! It’s not a “thrill,” but Matthews makes me twinge in certain parts of my body, too……..Namely in my esophagus; as I prepare to vomit.**