Ban Ki-moon 'Beam Zappa’ (U.N. Secretary General)

“While recognizing Israel’s right to defend itself, I condemn the disproportionate and excessive use of force that has killed and injured so many civilians, including children…I call on Israel to cease such attacks.”

“I condemn Palestinian rocket attacks and call for the immediate cessation of such acts of terrorism.”

**I bet the Israelis and Palestinians are crapping themselves in fear over these U.N. proclamations. I know I almost lost sphincter control when I read them…...Due to laughter at the utopian idiocy of the Sec-Gen, who thinks his words have any more control over the world than those of a barking dog.**