Rep. Keith Ellison (D - Minnesota, First Muslim U.S. Congressman)

"It's (9/11/01) almost like the Reichstag fire, kind of reminds me of that. After the Reichstag was burned, they blamed the Communists for it, and it put the leader [Hitler] of that country in a position where he could basically have authority to do whatever he wanted."

**Sadly, most Americans have no idea what this Reichstag reference means.........Click here to find out.

Needless to say, Ellison is just taking another opportunity to take shots at the president and compare him to Hitler. Which is getting really old, really fast.......Can any American honestly say they feel like they live in Nazi Germany? No. But this doesn't keep the Left from perpetuating the myth.**

Barbra Streisand (Queen of Hearts)

“Does freedom of speech and thought exist in the United States anymore? Or does everyone who disagrees with this administration and their policies get the ax?”

**Hey Babs, it's the prerogative of every boss to terminate the employment of employees who don't do their job as expected. This is no different in government work then it is in private industry.

Now, if she wants to be very 'literal' with her terminology, name me one American the president has had "ax(ed)"? SINCE BILL CLINTON, THAT IS........Vince Foster, cough, cough, cough.

This hag can sing like an angel, but everything else which comes out of her mouth is crap.**

Benjamin Wittes (Honest Liberal)

“The Second Amendment is one of the clearest statements of right in the Constitution. We’ve had decades of sort of intellectual gymnastics to try to make those words not mean what they say...Rather than debating the meaning of the Second Amendment, I think the appropriate debate is whether we want a Second Amendment.”

**I don't like what he's saying, or his probable desire to do away with the Second Amendment, but at least this Libby is honest enough to state the obvious truth about the Second Amendment.**

Michael Moore (Fat Degenerate)

"I present my opinion, my take on things, based on indisputable facts. They could be wrong. I think they’re right.”

**Lets look at this comment: Mike's "opinion(s)" are "indisputable facts," but "they could be wrong," however he "think(s) they're right."

No wonder he's such a favorite among Liberals. His logic is illogically illiberal, which is the true definition of Liberalism...........What a dumbass.**

George Stephanopoulos (ABC Propagandameister)

"I guess I think that anyone who’s not going to vote for Barack Obama because he is black isn’t going to vote for a Democrat anyway.”

**Because only (R)'s are racists......Last I checked there's a former grand cyclops in the U.S. Senate with a (D) behind his name. This is also the last U.S. senator to use the word "nigger" on the Senate floor.**

KT Tunstall (Dirt Eater)

"Pull your phone charger out of the wall and eat some soil."

- Squak let out at the Live Earth Concert.

**I've heard of bark eaters and people telling someone to eat shit. I've also heard of carpet munchers (Doh!). But I've never heard of people eating soil. Maybe this is some new delicacy in Liberalville.....Wait a minute, this isn't a new food source. It's the main ingredient in the national diet of the utopian nations of Cuba and North Korea.

All I know is if this new food source ever shows up on the dinner plate's of those living in Peroville I will begin praying for a global warming catastrophe of extinctionary proportions.**

Commisar Hilrya Rodhamovich Clintonov (D - NY)

"It is a word that originally meant that you were for freedom, that you were for the freedom to achieve, that you were willing to stand against big power and on behalf of the individual. Unfortunately, in the last 30, 40 years, it has been turned up on its head and it's been made to seem as though it is a word that describes big government, totally contrary to what its meaning was in the 19th and early 20th century."

- "It" = LIBERAL. Instead she prefers to be called a "Progressive."

**I don't blame Hillary from running from this term, but she (and her Lefty comrades) need to stop with the "Progressive" BS............They are praying they can play with symantics and get Americans to not look at the Democrat Party as a bunch of loony Liberals, so they are changing the term; not the ideology, however.

That said, Hillary's traingulation is somewhat truthful, because she is becoming 'progressively' more and more LIBERAL!!!**

Sen. Harry Reid (Majority Leader - Nevada)

"It is clear that the Iraqi people don't want us there. It is clear that there is now a state of chaos in Iraq. And it is up to the Iraqi people to make themselves safe."

- NON-Answer to a question asked by ABC's Jack Tapper at a press conference.

Here's the question, followed by the rest of Tapper's questions and Reid's answers:

"Do you think the Iraqi people will be safer with U.S. troops out?" (Tapper)

"With all due respect, Senator, you didn't answer my question." (Tapper)

"This isn't a debate. We're answering questions." (Reid)

"Will the Iraqis be safer?" (Tapper)

"Anyone else have a question?" (Reid)

CLICK HERE to listen to the audio.

**It's no surprise Sen. Reid didn't want to answer these questions, because he (as well as every other Democrat SOB) knows if the U.S. pulls out of Iraq there will be a bloodbath of epic proportions......An event which will bring chaos of the highest order to the Middle East. The Saudis, Egyptians, Jordanians, etc., will come to the "aid" of the Sunnis. The Iranians will come to the "aid" of the Shiites. And the Turks will go after the "troublesome" Kurds.

I don't blame Reid for not answering these questions. He couldn't possibly do so without admitting he's willing to allow genocide and chaos in the Middle East...........Which he is, but is unwilling to say out loud.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the House - CA, Queen of Diamonds)

“I have a great deal of respect for President Bush, certainly for the office he holds, but for him as a person as well.”

**Not only is this a jackass quote from one of the biggest Libbies in America, but it is a frontrunner for the Liberal Jackass Lie of the Year Award.**

Senators Dianne Feinstein, Patrick Leahy, Jim Webb, Jon Tester (Democrats), Bernie Sanders (I)

"Nay."

- Vote response given to a Senate amendment to House Bill 1585.

**There are plenty of "Nay" votes in the Senate, but this one was special. The amendment being voted on was: "To state the policy of the United States on the protection of the United States and its allies against Iranian ballistic missiles."

This amendment passed 90-5 (with 5 no-voters)...........These five Liberal idiots don't think protecting the U.S. and its allies from Iranian missiles is a good thing, though. You've got to be kidding me!?!?!

Hell, even Ted Kennedy, Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid, and a slew of other regular Libby Jackasses know enough to vote "Yea" for this to be the policy of the U.S.**

Linda Mason (C'BS' News)

“If the [CBS Evening News] continues to be as good as it has been...people will start to watch.”

**No one's watching because the show is sooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooood!!! Such is the illogical-logic of the jackasses at the 'BS.'

I'm beginning to think Dan Rather is correct, the only way they are going to improve the ratings at C'BS' News is if they install a glass desk and Katie shows up with a micro-mini skirt.**

Julian Bond (NAACP Chairman of the Board)

"The Bush court removed black children from the law's protection."

- Commenting on the recent Supreme Court ruling banning "forced integration."

**Bond is nothing short of one of America's leading race-baiters, and his complaint about "Bush('s) court" is complete BS.......He should be more concerned with the failure of 'Brown' and less concerned about Bush.

"The fact is, during the last 20 years, with Brown (v. Board of Education) in full force, America's public schools have been growing more segregated, even as the nation has become more racially diverse." - Juan Williams (Black Liberal with a guts and a brain).**

Rosie O'Donnell (TRUTH-TELLER!!!)

“Rosie, big, fat, lesbian, loud Rosie.”

- Speaking about herself.

**This is the first and only truth I've ever heard come flying out of Rosie's "big, fat, lesbian, loud(ass)" pie-hole.........Good on her.**

Robert Borosage (Easily Duped Leftist)

"She's (Hillary Clinton) kind of slow to come to the antiwar position, but she's there now. Her position on the war has improved dramatically."

**Hillary is spewing out the antiwar rhetoric she knows she must spew in order to get the Democrat presidential nomination........But I can't believe anyone would trust this is her true position. Trusting Hillary on any issue is a stretch of faith, because like her husband she contorts every issue to please whoever she is talking to on any given day.**

Un-Named Anti-American Shithead

July 4th in San Francisco. So many things to do!

After attending the AK Press "Fuck the Fourth" party as a pre-holiday warm-up, I was hungry for some more Independence Day patriotism -- San Francisco style.

I was tempted at first by a public event celebrating the "impending fall of the American Empire" where partiers could learn "flag burning techniques" while cheering on '70s-era proto-terrorists during a guerrilla screening of the documentary film The Weather Underground. Nice!

And as an opening act, in the very same park, I could attend the premiere performance of the San Francisco Mime Troupe's new play "Making a Killing", a delicious wish-fact fantasy about "a cabal of military-industrial-Neo-Con colluders" who trick the US into invading Iraq so they can make money. Starring Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, and the whole gang (and I do mean gang).

But I faced a terrible scheduling conflict -- the day was so crowded with anti-American July 4th events that if I went to those two celebrations I'd end up missing the Propaganda III art show and the Act Against Torture Guantanamo street theater.

A dilemma! What's a progressive to do?

I flipped a coin and it came up heads -- which meant it was the propaganda art show for me!

**I couldn't make this crap up, and I'm not going to bother commenting..........I would like you to click on each link above, however. Just seeing how these turds act is comment enough.**

Superintendent Marion A. Bolden (Newark, NJ, City School District)

"Superintendent Marion A. Bolden personnally apologizes to Mr. Jackson and regrets any embarrassement and unwanted attention the matter has brought him."

- Statement apologizing for blocking out a picture of Andre Jackson kissing another guy in the school yearbook.

**This apology was so predictable. The report of the yearbook picture being blacked out was only out for a day before the school district crapped itself, knowing a lawsuit was likely on its way.

Just another case of Normos trying to force the public to acknowledge them as Normals........It'll never happen in Peroville, but it looks like Newark has already caved in.**

Sen. Trent Lott (RINO - Mississippi)

"Talk radio is running America."

**It's hard to believe this putz was actually the Senate Majority Leader for the Republicans......What isn't hard to believe is it's jackasses like Lott who caused the Republican majority to disappear.

Talk radio is a means of public expression, nothing more, nothing less. If politicians don't like the fact the American people don't agree with their crappy policies and legislative agendas tough shit.........The First Amendment was designed as a hammer for the people to use against their elected officials, not as a means of agreement.

Democrats make no secret of their desire to crush political free speech (well, rightwing free speech), but it's embarrassing for Trent to run around with an (R) behind his name if he doesn't understand this simple fact.**

Sue Wilkinson (Professor of Feminist and Health Studies)

"I was never unsure about my sexuality throughout my teens or 20's. I was a happy heterosexual and had no doubts. Then I changed, though political activity and feminism, spending time with women's organizations. It opened my mind to the possibility of a lesbian identity."

**It's amazing the Normo crowd tries to push Normo-identity as being only a matter of genetics, when it is painfully obvious that much of their identity is a matter of learning and choice......Or INDOCTRINATION.**

Howard Zinn (Progressive.org Commentator)

"On this July 4, we would do well to renounce nationalism and all its symbols: its flag, its pledge of allegiance, its anthems, its insitence in song that God must single out America to be blessed.....We need to assert our allegiance to the human race, and not to any one nation."

**What a perfect Liberal Jackass Quote to post on this Independence Day.......Perfect in the sense it states everything American Liberals stand for: Anti-Americanism (Flag, pledge, anthems, God, and the denial of America's inherent greatness).

Oh by the way, on its homepage Progressive.org has a picture of its favorite Liberals/Progressives (gotta love how the Left is repackaging itself with a new name): Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama........You can do the calculus yourself.**

San Diego Padres

"San Diego Pride supporters and volunteers will be recognized for organizing the group event with a scoreboard welcome and the Gay Men's Chorus of San Diego will sing the National Anthem."

- Announcement made on the San Diego Padres' team website.

**Nothing like having a nice day at the ballpark with a bunch of Normos being recognized as Normals.........Anyone who's ever seen how these kind of Normo events tend to turn out would be mortified at taking little Johnny or Janie out for a little "Take me out to the ball game."

Heaven knows what kind of "ball game" they might witness, and the kiddies are likely to see quite a show.**

PETA (Anti-Circus Propaganda)

"Elephants are often chained in the sun or hot train cars for long periods of time."

"Elephants are usually fed only dried hay and grains."

"Elephants are separated from their families when very young."

- Quotes from PETA's "An Elephant's Life" comic book campaign, handed out at the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus......Aimed at children.

**Elephants have been used by humans for thousands of years as beasts of burden or war machines......Seems to me carrying around midgets at the circus is a pretty simple way of getting fed and cared for. Much easier than ways they've been used in the past.

PETA is just looking for an ax-to-grind. Truth be told, if the circus quit using elephants PETA would start campaigning for the maltreatment of dogs, horses, tigers, etc...........Heck, they may even take up a campaign to protect the poor circus-freak humans contorting themselves into pretzels.

Hey PETA, take a day off, enjoy the freaks and animals at the circus, and have a nice steak for dinner on the way home..........Or don't. But either way, quit trying to propagandize children.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass) - Pt. 7 of 7

"Year after year we've had borders that aren't secure and a system that is broken...Well, now it is time for action - 2007 is the year we must fix our broken system...I've been around here long enough to know that opportunities like this don't come often."

- Comment Teddy made regarding the 2007 Immigration Bill.

**I admit I'm sad to see "Teddy Week" come to an end......Not because I'll miss his asinine quotes, but because I can never get enough of taking shots at this drunken killer.**