New York Times

"Geologists Think the World May Be Frozen Up Again."

- Headline from 1895.

**Hehehe!! The gloom and doom, sky is falling shit regarding climate change has been going on a lot longer than you'd think..........And it's been due to hot, cold, and everything in-between.

It all gets back to: "Freeze or fry, the problem is always industrial capitalism, and the solution is always international socialism." – Professor Malcolm Ross.**

Mahdi Bray (Executive Director of the Muslim American Society Freedom Foundation)

"It's a shame that as an African-American and a Muslim I have the double whammy of having to worry about driving while Black and flying while Muslim."

**BooHooHoo!!! It'll get worse before it gets better; if it ever gets better for Muslim Americans (placement of the words in this term are intentional).

Until Muslim Americans become American Muslims (I hope you understand the difference) they will always be suspect, because they either don't have the desire or the courage to stand up to and against terrorism done in the name of their religion........And until this time, they will be treated with justified suspicion.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the House - CA, Queen of Diamonds)

“Our domestic oil supplies are valuable but limited. We should not sacrifice our marine ecosystems, robust tourist economies, and fishing communities for the sake of extracting every last drop of oil from American soil.”

**Instead, San Fran Nan would rather we be dependant on our enemies for our oil supply.........Genius!

Congratulations, America. Due to your desire to 'stick it to Republicans, this moron is two heartbeats away from the presidency.**

Billboard Along I-95 (South Florida)

"Explore the life of the Prophet Muhammad."

**Diversity at its finest..........Which is nothing short of perversity.

The False Prophet was a warlord, and created a religion of conquest. Nothing more, nothing less.....But I don't blame Mulims for wanting to conquer us (militarily or demographically). I blame us for giving them the opportunity.**

Bonnie Sutherland (Moron)

My husband "is against child pornography and would never do anything to hurt children"....and would "never access child pornography."

**This woman's husband (Kevin Edward Sutherland) is accused of downloading child porn at work......But he claims it wasn't really him. It was one of his "other personalities."

This is a sad case, and I truly believe Mr. Sutherland should be freed of all charges. But the "other personality" should be sent to spend some quality time in the pen with the Prison Mule and Shanks.**

Poison Pero (Conservative Blogger Extraordinaire)

I just couldn't disgrace this Christmas day with a Libby Jackass Quote....So, I'll just put up one of my own.

"Merry Christmas."

**Of course you can say Christmas in Peroville. And if the Commie Libs don't like it they can.........**

Anthony Lewis (Jersey Evening Post, Song Writer)

"Hug a Muslim this Christmas."

- Lyrics from a song called "Colour This Time (Hug a Muslim)"

**Sounds like a good way to get beheaded, but I encourage Liberals to give it a try.**

Jimmy Carter (Marxus peanutfarmera)

“I think that the United States should stop their horrible abuse of the Palestinian people in a generic sense...Because they voted for Hamas candidates last January, we have cut off all aid to the Palestinian people, humanitarian aid and otherwise...They don’t have enough money to pay their teachers, their nurses, their policemen, their firemen, anybody on their public payroll.”

**But they have plenty of money to buy rockets and bomb-belts.........Fuck the Palestinians!! And fuck Jimmy Carter!!

If they want American help they should be worthy of such help. Which should be our protocol for helping anyone......American $$$$ isn't a right. It is a generous offer from the American people, who should expect a resonable return on their gratitude instead of the hatred and threats we receive.**

Anthony Lewis (Jersey Evening Post, Song Writer Extraordinaire)

"Hug a Muslim this Christmas."

- Lyrics from a song called "Colour This Time (Hug a Muslim)"

**Sounds like a good way to get beheaded, but I encourage Liberals to give it a try.**

George Clooney's Publicist/Mouthpiece (No Idea What His Name Is)

“You clearly have no understanding of certain people’s need for private transport.”

- Answering a question about George Clooney's private jet.

**Personally, I couldn't care less about Clooney's "private transport" (and admit I wish I had a private jet with servants to drive me around), but it is terribly dishonest for George to bitch about normal Americans hurting the environment by using too much energy.......The amount of fuel it takes for Clooney to hop in his jet could be used in a commercial plane to fly him and hundreds of others. Which would be a much better use of the fuel, and much better for the environment.

I guess Clooney and the rest of the rich and famous are exempt from their concerns about the environment, however......Bunch of hypocritical pricks.**

Rep. John Dingell'berry' (D - Michigan)

“We’ll do what makes good sense on Iraq, what makes good sense on tax policy, what makes good sense on the environment and on energy, and we’ll come up with a package that the people will like and that will make good sense in the middle.”

**Notice how quickly the Democrats are transitioning from the war to their real agendas: Raising taxes, crushing the energy industry, and protecting the environment at the expense of human beings........"Good sense" in Liberalville, I'm sure, but Average Joe & Jane American is going to find it all very difficult to swallow.**

George Stephanopoulos (ABC Gas Czar)

“Just about every expert on energy says the best way to become energy independent is to raise the price of oil and gas, to have a serious energy tax. Why not call for it? Couldn’t we become independent much more quickly if we had the kind of energy tax you see in Europe?”

**And maybe we can just crank up our own "Oil for Food" schemes with the world's shitheads to get cheap oil, instead.......Also, I don't know what Stephi's talking about, because last I checked Europe was anything but "energy independant," and is constantly looking for their next oil scheme.

Maybe we could do it the smart way and drastically increase our oil production and refining capability in the U.S........Nah, that would make way too much sense.

For those of you who prefer numbers, lets look at some gas costs in Europe........They use liters (3.8 liters = 1 U.S. gallon)

United Kingdom = 5.09/gallon
France = 4.64
Germany = 4.67
U.S. =2.01 (I'm paying around 2.20 in Phoenix).

Imagine what following Europe's lead on gas prices would do to the American economy? It would be painful as hell, and crushing on American business and consumers....Which I'm afraid is exactly what many Liberals want.**

Gretchen Lee (University of Colorado Engineering School Employee)

"Chevron has a scholarship for students who are involved in the GLBT (Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender) community who have volunteered in activities that benefit this group (here on campus or the surrounding areas). This is a $1000 scholarship and the recipient will aslo hav eopportunities to work for Chevron. I have attached the application, but if you have any questions, please contact me."

- An email response to a student looking into scholarship opportunities at CU....Go to this link, and scroll down to see the actual application.

**I hate to assume the outcry at this university (Colorado University, at Boulder) if a scholarship was offered only to "straights." I know exactly how it would end up.....It would end up with the scholarship provider being ostracised and any students who received the "straight scholarship" being dismissed or disallowed from their educational program.

Years ago, I attended C.U. Boulder, and it was a freakshow. I'll never forget the day I was walking to class and a Normo tied himself to a tree, in pink panties, with a boom-box yelling out "don't hate me, don't hurt me, don't want to kill me, because I am gay.".....It was one of the most disgusting displays I've ever seen in my life, and what made it even worse was this moron was doing his display for a grade, as part of a performing arts class.

Just another reminder for any of you who may be sending your children off to college (now or in the near future).........Your children's mush-filled minds are up for grabs, and professional degenerates are waiting to steal them from you.**

Sen. Barack Hussein Obama (D - Illinois)

"I am suspicious of hype....The fact that my 15-minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15-minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife."

**Obama should be "suspicious," because all of the "hype" he's receiving is a smokescreen to keep Hillary out of sight, while also taking out a few others (Kerry, Gore, Edwards, etc) till 2008........But make no mistake, Hillary is still the darling of the media, and will make a grand appearance at the time of her choosing, which will be accepted with hugs and kisses by the media.**

Dr. Herbert Schreier (Psychiatrist, Children's Hospital and Research Center in Oakland)

"Parents now are looking for advice on how to make life reasonable for their kids - whether to allow cross-dressing in public, and how to protect them from the savagery of other children."

**I know I'm a radical, but maybe we should just build a bubble world in the middle of the desert to allow children to do whatever they want........And if they want to tranny-out, so be it.

Whatever it takes to ensure these children don't have to suffer through the rigors of growing up........I'm sure they'll be finely adjusted adults.

Ouch!! I almost pulled a muscle trying to pretend to be a flaming Libby.....It's not as easy as you'd think.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Majority Leader - CA, Queen of Diamonds)

"Since September 11, many Muslim Americans have been subjected to searches at airports and other locations based upon their religion and national origin. We must make [that] illegal."

**Nancy and Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee must have went to the same diversity school........Among other schooling, including KVCh training (The Soviet Cultural-Education Department: Kulturno-Vospitatelnaya Chast.

Both seem willing to hang America with the noose of its own stupidity. Stupidity based on the absolute rights of each individual (though this doesn't extend to areas they disagree with, in reality) over the basic need to protect the nation as a whole.

Supreme Court Justice Robert H. Jackson put it best: "The Constitution is not a suicide pact."**

Reginald Kenneth Dwight (AKA: Elton John)

"From my point of view, I would ban religion completely. Organized religion doesn't seem to work. It turns people into really hateful lemmings and it's not really compassionate."

**It's funny how Normos like Reginald expect religios (which I am not) to accept their perversity, yet they have no acceptance of religion....Why is it diversity only runs one way?

Hey Mr. Dwight, no one cares about your take on religion, and as talented as you are musically you are equally ignorant on every other stage......So, just "shut up and sing." (Laura Ingraham)**

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D - Texas, Cranial-Proctology Practitioner)

The September 11 terrorist attacks "cannot be permitted to justify the racial profiling, harassment and discrimination of Muslim and Arab Americans."

**Rep. Jackson Lee is a POS of the highest order, and a reminder the Democrat Party still has it's head up its ass, stuck in a September 10, 2001 mindset.**

Leonard Rubenstein (Executive Director Physicians for Human Rights)

"It's a step away from a terribly discriminatory and inappropriate policy, but it doesn't go far enough"...."If you want to remove stigma from AIDS, you have to go the whole distance, and eliminate all restrictions on entry to the United States for people with HIV."

- Complaining about President Bush NOT GOING FAR ENOUGH to allow foreigners with AIDS to enter the U.S.

**Famous phrase on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty:

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

Oh, and feel free to send your pestilence ridden crap as well.

I'm sure this will be an addendum to the plaque someday.**

"I Hate School" (Poem)

"Fuck this shit, up the ass. I don't think I'll ever pass."

- A line in a poem from the book "You Hear Me?"

**This book was recently pulled from public schools in New York. Amazingly this trash was suggested reading for 6th-8th graders by the Columbia University Teacher's College Reading and Writing Project.

Is there any wonder so many American children are gangsters, whacked out crack head EMO's, STD ridden, with child, POS's, contemplating suicide or mass murder of their fellow students?**

Daniel Craig (Gay James Bond)

"Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would appreciate it. I mean look at 'Dr. Who' (British TV show), that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye."

- Answering a question about the possibility of doing gay scenes in upcoming James Bond Movies.

**Just what we need: "Brokeback Bondo."

I've never been a '007' fan, but a bent over '007' is definitely not something I'll be watching.......How did we go from "Pussy Galore" to "Mr. Takes It In the Backdoor?"

Oh well, "Brokeback Bondo" will probably win an Academy Award.**

Sen. Patty "Osama Mama" Murray (D - Washington)

"It is so wonderful and such an honor to be here tonight in the nation's capital as we light what we all believe from the other end of the country is the best holiday tree ever.

"I am very proud of everyone in my home state who helped make this happen – all of our staffs who worked so hard; everyone who helped bring this tree out here; everyone who has worked incredibly hard, especially the young children who helped decorate this tree. So, tonight, we share with the nation what makes our state so spectacular: a bit of our spirit, a holiday tree."

**Did you notice what was missing from this pronouncement? The Democrats are back in power, SO CHRISTMAS IS OUT!!!

I'm not a Christian, but this makes me sick, and we can expect to see much more of our Judeo-Christian heritage crapped on for as long as we keep these clowns in power.**

Gov. Rick Perry (R - Texas)

"Now, strategic fencing in certain urban areas to direct the flow of traffic does make sense, but building a wall on the entire border is a preposterous idea"...."The only thing a wall would possibly accomplish is to help the ladder business."

**Perry is a Republican, and has tried to come off as a Conservative, but like his predecessor (GW Bush), he's proving to be a pseudo-Con of the highest order when it comes to border enforcement.

Everyone talks about the need to control the border, but fools like Perry only want to give lip-service.........The only way to control the border is to wall it up, guard it (military, enlarged Border Patrol, whatever), and actually ENFORCE THE LAW!!!

But it's not going to happen, because neither the (R)'s nor the (D)'s care about what the American people really want........Instead they will continue to ignore the problem, though they will talk tough.

Both feel they have much to gain and lose if they were to actually DO SOMETHING TO CONTROL THE BORDER. The problem is they don't feel the same need to answer to the American people......Eventually this will change, and the American people will do something to CONTROL THE POLITICIANS.**

"Zoo" (short for Zoophilia) = "abnormal fondness for animals"

"No there's no horse sex in it. If anyone goes to our movie hoping to see horse sex, they will be greatly disappointed." - Devor (movie director)

The movie is a "humanizing look at the life and bizarre death of a seemingly normal Seattle family man who met his untimely end after an unusual encounter with a horse." - Sundance Film Festival Judges

**It's a shame this movie doesn't show "horse sex," because it would be good for humanity to be able to see what can happen to people who have "unusual encounter(s) with a horse." As if it should be a surprise.

Amazingly this is based on a true story, about a sick fuck who had his colon blown up while being banged by a horse........A just ending for the perv, one I don't look at as "untimely" at all, and exactly what I hope comes to reality for all of his degenerate kind.**

San Francisco State College Associated Students

"Associated Students, Inc. deems the College Republicans' actions as contrary to university values and feel they should be held accountable byt he university for their actions."

- Their "actions" were: Purposely stomping on homemade Hezbollah and Hamas flags.

**I could be wrong, but I'd bet good money these clowns would have no problem if a group of students demonstrated against the U.S. and stomped on, pissed on, crapped, or burned an American Flag........I could be wrong, but I'm quite certain I am not.**

Gwyneth Paltrow (Biotch)

"The British are more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

- Comment reported in Diario de Noticias newpaper in Portugal.....Which she claims misquoted her.

**I'd like to give Miss Biotch the benefit of the doubt about her comment, but she has a history of making idiotic statement almost exactly as the one reported above:

Harper's Bazaar, Feb. 2006 - "I love living in the UK. Brits are far more intelligent and civilized than Americans."

Saying it once can be a mistake, but repeating it defines it as a belief, which is fine with me, because she's a skanky hag who I hope never brings her sorry ass back to America again.**

Charles Pinning (Providence Journal)

"Today... [a] false truth is being spread: that most of our military personnel and our troops in Iraq are bright, motivated young people, who, with eyes wide open are defending our country from terrorists and spreading democracy.”

**Just another Liberal who I'm sure claims to "support the troops".......John Kerry-clone SOB!**

Sen. 'Up'Chuck Schumer (D - NY, Brooklyn Jackass)

“Our strong inclination would be to avoid tax hikes. That’s pretty universal. That shows the pragmatism of the Democratic Party. Even the most liberal people said ‘No, we shouldn’t go for tax hikes.’ So we are going to try to avoid it.”

**Hey Chucky, how about following Yoda's advise: "Do or do not, but do not try."

Or even better, quit lying out your keister and be honest about how quickly you and your pals are going to "try" to raise taxes.**

Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffel (Whacked-Out Peace Activists)

"The combination of high-energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers."

- Commenting on their hopes for a massive December 22 "peace orgasm."

**I don't make this crap up........I don't even think I could. Here's a bonus "Jackass Quote":

"The vast majority of global orgasm coordinations have been firmly rooted in San Francisco." - Carol Queen (Good Vibrations, Staff Sexologist)

I can't be the only one who's not shocked that this garbage came out of the countries biggest crapper, which is just one of the thousands of reasons it is justifiably known as San FranSicko.**

Rosie O'Donnell (Hollywood Idiot)

"Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers."

**Rosie can't be this stupid, can she?? Maybe it's time for Rosie to follow the footsteps of so many of her fellow Hollywood Idiots........Right to the Betty Ford Clinic, because she has to be completely lit up to believe such a ridiculus comment.

Or maybe she needs to see her shrink (again), who can help her with her mental illness: "LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER." - Savage

Sandra Schwartz (American Friends Service Committee)

"We don't want the military ruining our civilian institutions"....."In a healthy democracy ... you contain the military. You must contain the military."

- Talking about San Francisco's decision to end it's public school JROTC program.

**San FranSicko (MS) has every right to make such a decision about supporting the military, or not to.....But their right to do so should be followed with the federal government's right to stop supporting San FranFreako (MS). If San FranFreako (MS) wants to ban JROTC from its schools the federal government should stop the distribution of all federal funds from San FranSicko (MS).

"What's good for the goose is also good for the gander...Oh, Sheila." - 'Ready for the World'**