Sen. 'Up'Chuck Schumer (D - NY, Brooklyn Jackass)

“Our strong inclination would be to avoid tax hikes. That’s pretty universal. That shows the pragmatism of the Democratic Party. Even the most liberal people said ‘No, we shouldn’t go for tax hikes.’ So we are going to try to avoid it.”

**Hey Chucky, how about following Yoda's advise: "Do or do not, but do not try."

Or even better, quit lying out your keister and be honest about how quickly you and your pals are going to "try" to raise taxes.**