2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #1

#1: George W. Bush (Neo-Lib)

"Thanks to the hard work of members of both parties in both Houses - and a spirit of cooperation between Capitol Hill and my administration - we completed this [bailout] bill in a timely manner. I'm especially grateful for the contributions of Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Minority Leader John Boehner, Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, Minority Whip Roy Blunt, Chairman Barney Frank, Ranking Member Spencer Bachus."

**@#@^&&^@#!!!!!!!!!! (PUT IN ANY CUSS WORD YOU WANT....They all apply.)

"Today, we are all American cuckolds, cheated on by our two-timing Republican Johns." - Michael Savage

“A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.” - Sen. Everett Dirksen

I hate to do this to President Bush, but the 'Bailout BS' was the Liberal Jackass Event of the Year, and Bush pushed it like a mother.

The sad thing is this bailout is only the first of many which are to come, which is the worst part of the deal, because we are just throwing good money after bad, and aren't anywhere near the end of the financial mess......If we think the government can solve our problem we are in for a rude awakening, and might find our latest 'recession' becomes a government created 'depression.' Just like the 'not-so-Great Depression.'**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #2

#2: Gov. Rod 'The Auctioneer' Blagojevich

"I've got this thing and it's fucking golden, and uh, uh, I'm just not giving it up for fucking nothing. I'm not gonna do it...I'm going to keep this Senate option for me a real possibility, you know, and therefore I can drive a hard bargain. You hear what I'm saying? And if I don't get what I want and I'm not satisfied with it, then I'll just take the Senate seat myself."

- Caught on audio commenting on how he planned on picking Barack Obama's Senate successor.

**In almost any other year the governor would have earned himself a Libby Jackass Award, but this year he's come in second.......Hard to believe, I know.

So, what did 'eBay Blago' want? According to the FBI he wanted a cabinet appointment in the Obama administration, or a well-paying job, campaign money, and a job for his wife on a corporate board, etc....In other words, he wanted power, position and money; pure greed. And stupidity.

Incredibly, 'The Auctioneer' was brazen enough to appoint someone to fill the open Senate seat, and in a master-stroke was able to out-maneuver the Senate by picking a black guy, knowing they couldn't possibly turn him away.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #3

#3: Nancy Pelosi (House Triumvir)

"If the Democrats win and have substantial majorities, [the] Congress of the United States will be more bipartisan."

- By substantial majorities she meant adding seats in the House, getting to a filibuster-proof 60 in the Senate, and topping it off with Chairman Obama.....Which the Democrats almost have, and with the help of a few wobbly-Republicans will have from time to time.

**When San Fran Nan uttered this garbage I knew she'd be a shoe-in for a top five position in the '2008 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year Award'......Amazingly, she was denied by two even more absurd Libby Quotes.

It's almost a repeat of a lie she told in November 2006:

"The campaign is over. Democrats are ready to lead, prepared to govern and absolutely willing to work in a bipartisan way."

To no one's surprise this prediction was a joke.....I'm quite certain her 2008 version of it will be as well.

The Triumvirate From Hell will be able to steamroll the Republican minority on just about anything they want (assuming the American people don't revolt, of course:), but there's no way they will have more bipartisanship........Nancy must be using the Liberal definition of 'bipartisan':

“Bipartisan in Washington-speak is conservative Republicans caving into what liberal Democrats and their media cronies want.” – J.D. Hayworth**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #4

#4: Sharon Stone (Hollywood Idiot)

"I feel great pain when the spotlight is on the death of 4,000 American soldiers, while 600,000 Iraqi deaths are ignored."

**I’m not shocked to hear Stone doesn’t like the “spotlight” on our troops, but I do wonder if she made such a fuss over the million-or-so Iraqi’s Saddam killed? Naaaaah!!!!

Plus, the 600,000 Iraqi deaths is a figment of the Left's imagination.....No responsible organizations have come up with anywhere near this figure. Not even otherwise Liberal groups.

Here’s a few quotes; I'm sure Sharon has no problem accepting these nice words from such wonderful people:

“What Stone said strengthens what we have been saying all along – that the Bush administration and the American evangelical Christians who control U.S. policy are leading America to defeat.” – Muhammad Abel-Al (Senior Leader of the Popular Resistance Committee’s Terrorist Organization)

“We feel satisfied with Stone’s quotes, which prove we were right and the policy of wars will not lead to anywhere.” – Jihad Jaara (Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades)

In Vietnam we had Hanoi Jane, and it looks like our current war has her successor in Baghdad Sharon.......Both are what Fonda said on the "Today Show."**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #5

#5: Reverend Jeremiah Wright (Barack Obama's Spiritual Leader)

"Hillary ain't never been called a nigger."

**Click here to watch Obama's spiritual leader rip on Hillary because she's not a "nigger."......On this video you'll also get to hear this genius explain that 'Jesus was a poor black man.'

Click here to watch Obama's spiritual leader pray for God not to bless America, but to "damn America".......On this one, you'll also get to watch Obama defend his religious leader and claim this nut job and his church aren't controversial.

No wonder Barack has no problem with Louis Farrakhan endorsing him. His own spiritual leader is just as nutty as Louis.......Oh, I forgot; Barack has kicked his Uncle Jeremiah to the curb. RIIIIIGHT!!

Barack may not say it out loud, but he was with Jeremiah Wright's church for years, and if he's anywhere near his leader (which it's likely he is) then he's nothing short of a 'left-wing, loony, America-hating, white-man-hating, race-baiting, religious fanatic'...........A fanatic who wants to become the new messiah and help heal America's soul; healing Jeremiah Wright-style that is.

What's really funny is many of Obama's supporters claim Bush is a religious zealot.....It'll be interesting to see how they defend Barack's religiosity.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #6

#6: Paul Ash (Superintendent Estabrook Elementary School [Massachusetts])

“We are not required to inform parents in advance of teaching units that include same gender parents or required to release students when such topics are discussed.”

“A group of administrators, teachers, and community members formed the ‘Windows and Mirrors’ subcommittee to develop a comprehensive, inclusive K-5 Diversity curriculum…[which will include a focus on] gay and lesbian parents.”

**OUTSTANDING!!! Kindergartners are going to be forced into GLBTTBNPR instruction....It doesn’t get much better than that.

Oh, and parents have no say about their children being part of the program, because it is not their right to complain or take their children out of these portions of class…..FANTASTIC!!

I know some of you voted for Democrats in November, because you are ‘sick of the war,’ ‘jealous of the rich,’ ‘tired of Bush,’ yada, yada, yada……Just remember, voting for Democrats also means agreeing to turn your children over to the whims of the state. A fact which more and more means turning your children over to degenerates.

It’s your choice, though.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #7

#7: Ted Turner (Chicken Little)

“Not doing it will be catastrophic. We’ll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.”

- “It” = Taking drastic action to correct global warming.

**THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! And we're all going to eat each other.....Sure!

Well, maybe if we insist on using corn as a fuel source instead of for food, but that's another story......This 'Man-Made Global Warming' crapola is just another crackpot idea brewed up by Liberal nuts who say they know more than the rest of us.

You'll never get the information from the 'Mainstream Media,' but keep an eye out for the thousands of scientists who come out in the near future distancing themselves from this Global Warming madness.........Also, keep an eye out for the hundreds of other scientists who try to do a double-take and start claiming we are going into a period of 'Man-Made Global Cooling.'

Back to Turner; he's a complete whack-job. It's saying a lot, but he's actually worse than Al Gore.....But then again, we already knew that. At least Al was never married to a treasonous bitch like Hanoi Jane.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #8

#8: Rep. Maxine Waters (Socialist - CA, Truth-teller)

"Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies."

- Statement Maxine made to oil company executives when they met with Congress.

**"uh, um" were the most intelligent sounds to come out of Rep. Waters' mouth in this comment. But at least she told the truth about her (and her other Democrat pals) plans.........And don't think for a minute the oil industry is the only one they plan on "taking over." And now that they control the Presidency and Congress there is little which can be done to stop them.

No worry though, the government always does a fine job of running things; just look at Social Security (doh), education (duh), veterans administration (ouch), the Post Office (blah), etc., etc., etc......I'm sure they'd perform just as miraculously if they ran the oil industry (cry).

Just like Hugo Chavez does in Venezuela.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #9

#9: Joel Stein (LA Times, Average Liberal)

"Cheap gas is unfair. Driving creates a huge social cost in the form of traffic, health-damaging pollution and global warming that aren't suffered solely by the person buying the gasoline...If the U.S. were to slowly jack up gas taxes until we're in the $8 range, life would be better."

**That wasn't a typo; this 'typical Liberal' is calling for gas at $8/gallon......And don't think for a minute Stein is a radical Liberal. He's a run of the mill Liberal.

He's politically aligned with the Democrats in the House and Senate, and also with the man who is our next president.......Pretty soon he'll have his wish and the country will be led by the 'Triumvirate From Hell': President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, Majority Leader Reid.

TRY TO IMAGINE $8/GALLON GASOLINE!!!

It's sad most American Democrats don't understand what their party is planning on doing on the back of their votes....Most American Democrats aren't Liberals, and surely don't want $8/gallon gas. But they, and we, are going to get it (in many more ways than just gas by the way) when the 'Triumvirate' is put into play as a result of the election.

Be careful what you ask for, America. You just might get it!!**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #10

#10: Paul van Grieken (Amsterdam, Netherlands, Alderman)

“Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure.”

- Commenting on the Oud-Zuid district (in Amsterdam) plan to permit gay sex in public areas; specifically in its Vondelpark.

**Normos let loose in a park sounds like a great idea. Especially considering parks are places for children to hang out…….Eghads!!!

On its own, allowing gays to play hide-the-salami in the park is nuts, but the plan also has another rule: dog owners will receive stiff fines if they allow their dogs to run around the Vondelpark without a leash.

“As long as the park has existed, we’ve been allowed to let our dogs run freely. It’s outrageous that we will be punished from now on but public sex won’t. If they can drop their trousers, why can’t I let my dog run loose?” – Unidentified Vondelpark dog owner

I have a possible answer to this question: Maybe the aldermen are concerned about the safety of dogs running loose in Normo-Park. It’s possible they understand the depravity of the GLBTTBNPR’s (Gay, Lesbian, Bi-Sexual, Trans-Sexual, Try-Sexual, Bestial, Necrophiliacs, Pedophiles, Robo-Homos)……Nah! I highly doubt they’d be so rude and pass judgment on dudes banging dogs.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #11 & #12

#11: 2008 Democrat Party Platform

"We oppose laws that require identification in order to vote or register to vote."

**Of course they do.....Because it would place an overwhelming burden on the dirt-bags and winos they pay to show up on election day, on those who manage to vote more than once, and most incredibly on the corpses who find a way out their caskets to vote for everyone with a (D) after their name.

Seriously, you can't use a check without showing your license, many stores require you to show your ID when using a credit card, you can't get a driver's license without providing a birth certificate, etc., etc.......Yet Democrats don't think it is fair have to show a simple ID proving you are who you are when you vote? What's the logic in this?

Oh, I forgot. I put the answer at the beginning of this comment: Democrats don't want to make it more difficult to cheat!!!**
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#12: Joe Biden (Bag Man)

“When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"

**Biden is entertaining, but he is a moron of epic proportions who will say anything....Hard to believe he's one heart-beat away from being the 'most powerful man on Earth.'

1. FDR became U.S. President in 1933……The stock market crashed in 1929! Roosevelt may have made comment on the crash, but he was limited to New York, and I’m quite certain this wasn’t what Joe meant.

2. Various forms of the television were used experimentally between the late 1800’s and the 1940’s, but it wasn’t until the 1950’s that TV became a popular medium in the U.S…...Again, the stock market crashed in 1929 and FDR was president from 1933-1945. But who are we to let facts get in the way of a good Joe Biden fairytale?

Also, you may be wondering why Joe Biden is labeled ‘Bag-Man’…..Well, the answer is simple, you can pick any number of ‘bags’ to describe Joe Biden: Wind-bag. Old-bag. Wuss-bag. Gas-bag. Scum-bag. Shit-bag. Douche-bag. Etc., etc., etc.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #13 & #14

#13: Governor Ed Rendell (D - Pennsylvania)

"You've got conservative whites here, and I think there are some whites who are probably not ready to vote for an African-American candidate."

- Comment made prior to the Pennsylvania Democrat Primary election.

**Very nice of Rendell to drum up some race fears in the hope of 'reminding' Whitey how much they all hate blacks.......What a pathetic joke. The less these idiots talk about race the better off they are, which very well may be why he's doing it. Do the calculus yourself.

Also, I seriously doubt any Conservative (white, red or green) would vote for any Democrat. They won't vote for them because they are Liberal shitheads, not because they are black (or a woman).....Which means, if Rendell was truly worried about whites not being willing to vote for a black man he must have been talking about racist Democrats not being willing to vote for Obama.

My question is, was Rendell really worried about racist Democrats, or was he trying to drum up unreal fears to get the people of Pennsylvania to vote for Hillary instead of Obama? Either way, it doesn't say much about Rendell.**
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#14: Michelle Obama (Barack's Income Redistribution Specialist)

"The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more."

**"The truth is" Obama is going to take a whole lot of pie.......He is the New Messiah with a Marie Calendar's logo tattoo on his ass.

Cherry filled, chocolate filled, raspberry filled, lemon filled, and any other flavor which can go in a pie.....EVERY PIE WILL BE BARACK AND MICHELLE'S TO SHARE! And you will be required to give up your pie with a smile.

"If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you can be reasonably sure it is a duck." - Author Unknown

The same can be said for those who walk and talk like communists, by the way.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #15 & #16

#15: Father Michael Pfleger (Catholic Priest)

"America is the greatest sin against God."

**Another one of Barack Obama's friends hates America, ho hum.....Same shit, different friend of Obama.

What really makes me sick about Father Fpleger is the way the Catholic Church has handled him. And this isn't the first time he's gone over the top in his preaching........He was reprimanded and suspended, but has since been allowed to return to the pulpit.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THE CHURCH GOT INTO TROUBLE WITH THE SICKO'S WHO WERE BANGING CHILDREN....The Catholic Church has caved into Liberals in its ranks (Normos, anti-Americans, etc.), and is paying the price in the form of ever lower church membership.

As a Catholic-by-Osmosis this is terribly worrisome trend.**
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#16: Planned Parenthood (New York Office)

"With Mother's Day just around the corner...you're probably thinking about how to show the special woman in your life how much you love and appreciate them. Well, we've got a great idea for you! Why not honor the special woman in you life by taking one simple action to help empower women all around the world! It's easy - click here to join us in urging Congress to increase funding for international family planning programs."

**I can't believe how repulsive it was for America's largest abortion provider (over 250,000 per year) to ask for money on Mother's Day.

"These pro-abortion lunatics from Planned Parenthood are really out of their minds. Let me see if I've got this...we should 'celebrate' Mother's Day by aborting (killing) babies?" - Author Unknown

It's a natural, though.......In the Lunatic Fringe known as Liberalville, that is.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #17 & #18

#17: Madeleine Halfbright (Former Clinton Secretary of State)

“[T]here is a growing gap between the rich and the poor. If we were all rich, that would be very nice. If we were all poor, it would be too bad, but we would be the same.”

**I can’t imagine Halfbright meant to be so honest, but she sure let her inner-Commie out with this statement.

It’s too bad she doesn’t understand American was formed on the concept of “equality of opportunity,” not "absolute equality"…..Each of us has the opportunity to succeed, but we also have the opportunity to fail. In the world of the Left there would be no “failure” and there would also be no “success.”

In such a Utopian Leftist world there would be no such thing as America, either, because what makes America what it is, is the ability for its citizens to strive for success.**
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#18: Terry Moran/Moron

"To Barack Obama, the son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas. Now, no matter what your politics, that is a moment for the history books."

- The introduction to one of the many mainstream media 'Ode's to Obama'.

**Personally, I'd think this event would belong in the science books, but maybe the history books, too.

What I want to know is which of his dads delivered him? I'd also like to know how he was delivered. I'm hoping it was via c-section, because a penile delivery would be horrific.

Now, obviously Terry Moron screwed up his presentation of this 'Ode to Obama', but his slip of the tongue isn't nearly as funny as his delivery.......Go here to see the reverential delivery he gave this brilliant piece of 'history'.**

2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #19 & #20

#19: James O. Ruane (Race Baiting Lawyer)

"They are KKK in a box...We really have some racist machines here."

- Claiming the Intoxilyzer 5000 (alcohol breath-analyzer test used by most of Connecticut's law enforcement agencies) discriminates against blacks.

**Mr. Ruane is using this claim to defend a client who is being charged with drunken driving, and maybe he could justify his defense if his client was slightly over the legal rate........Ruane's client blew out a 0.188; the state's legal limit is 0.08.

How can this moron claim a breathalyzer test not only misreads by a factor of over 200%, but is also designed with the intent of sticking it specifically to blacks? There are two answers:

1. He's a Liberal putz, which means he can make any crazy claim he wants and needs no substance to prove his quackery.
2. He knows there are likely other Liberal clowns, in-black-robes, who may give him a free pass for such a creative use of race as a means of getting criminals off the hook.**
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#20: William Harrison (Killer of Over 20,000 Babies)

"Embryos and fetuses spontaneously aborted – most, but not all of those 'canceled' by 'God' – are ... luckless human souls. But a few spontaneous abortions occur in desired pregnancies with no discernible abnormalities. For those girls and women and their families whose circumstances would make their babies 'luckless human souls,' I 'cancel' them before they become babies."

**So, Dr. Harrison-Mengele plays God for his profession? What a sick SOB!! I wonder if his business sign is like McDonalds:

McDonalds: "Over 1 Billion Served!"
Dr. Sick SOB Harrison-Mengele: "Over 20,000 Killed!"

I'm sure he's 'dying' to get to 30,000 as quickly as possible.

Oh by the way, Dr. Sick SOB Harrison-Mengele just happens to be one of Hillary Clinton's past OB/GYNs.**