2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #17 & #18

#17: Madeleine Halfbright (Former Clinton Secretary of State)

“[T]here is a growing gap between the rich and the poor. If we were all rich, that would be very nice. If we were all poor, it would be too bad, but we would be the same.”

**I can’t imagine Halfbright meant to be so honest, but she sure let her inner-Commie out with this statement.

It’s too bad she doesn’t understand American was formed on the concept of “equality of opportunity,” not "absolute equality"…..Each of us has the opportunity to succeed, but we also have the opportunity to fail. In the world of the Left there would be no “failure” and there would also be no “success.”

In such a Utopian Leftist world there would be no such thing as America, either, because what makes America what it is, is the ability for its citizens to strive for success.**
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#18: Terry Moran/Moron

"To Barack Obama, the son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas. Now, no matter what your politics, that is a moment for the history books."

- The introduction to one of the many mainstream media 'Ode's to Obama'.

**Personally, I'd think this event would belong in the science books, but maybe the history books, too.

What I want to know is which of his dads delivered him? I'd also like to know how he was delivered. I'm hoping it was via c-section, because a penile delivery would be horrific.

Now, obviously Terry Moron screwed up his presentation of this 'Ode to Obama', but his slip of the tongue isn't nearly as funny as his delivery.......Go here to see the reverential delivery he gave this brilliant piece of 'history'.**