2008 Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #10
#10: Paul van Grieken (Amsterdam, Netherlands, Alderman)
“Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure.”
- Commenting on the Oud-Zuid district (in Amsterdam) plan to permit gay sex in public areas; specifically in its Vondelpark.
**Normos let loose in a park sounds like a great idea. Especially considering parks are places for children to hang out…….Eghads!!!
On its own, allowing gays to play hide-the-salami in the park is nuts, but the plan also has another rule: dog owners will receive stiff fines if they allow their dogs to run around the Vondelpark without a leash.
“As long as the park has existed, we’ve been allowed to let our dogs run freely. It’s outrageous that we will be punished from now on but public sex won’t. If they can drop their trousers, why can’t I let my dog run loose?” – Unidentified Vondelpark dog owner
I have a possible answer to this question: Maybe the aldermen are concerned about the safety of dogs running loose in Normo-Park. It’s possible they understand the depravity of the GLBTTBNPR’s (Gay, Lesbian, Bi-Sexual, Trans-Sexual, Try-Sexual, Bestial, Necrophiliacs, Pedophiles, Robo-Homos)……Nah! I highly doubt they’d be so rude and pass judgment on dudes banging dogs.**
“Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure.”
- Commenting on the Oud-Zuid district (in Amsterdam) plan to permit gay sex in public areas; specifically in its Vondelpark.
**Normos let loose in a park sounds like a great idea. Especially considering parks are places for children to hang out…….Eghads!!!
On its own, allowing gays to play hide-the-salami in the park is nuts, but the plan also has another rule: dog owners will receive stiff fines if they allow their dogs to run around the Vondelpark without a leash.
“As long as the park has existed, we’ve been allowed to let our dogs run freely. It’s outrageous that we will be punished from now on but public sex won’t. If they can drop their trousers, why can’t I let my dog run loose?” – Unidentified Vondelpark dog owner
I have a possible answer to this question: Maybe the aldermen are concerned about the safety of dogs running loose in Normo-Park. It’s possible they understand the depravity of the GLBTTBNPR’s (Gay, Lesbian, Bi-Sexual, Trans-Sexual, Try-Sexual, Bestial, Necrophiliacs, Pedophiles, Robo-Homos)……Nah! I highly doubt they’d be so rude and pass judgment on dudes banging dogs.**
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