Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year - 1

Note: This list is in chronological order
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White House Statement (Obama's Mouthpiece When He Doesn't Have the Gall To Say It Himself)

"Today's announcement is the latest in a series of executive actions the Obama administration is taking to strengthen the economy and move forward because we can't wait for Congress to act."

- The "announcement":  Obama ordered a $1.5 billion summer-jobs fund, which he hopes will create 180,000 "work opportunities" aimed at hiring youths for summer jobs.

A couple things jumped off the page when reading about this "executive action":

1.  If Obama wanted to create a legitimate jobs program he could get it done tomorrow, but instead he chooses to send impossible ideas to Congress.  Ideas filled with poison pills, with the sole hope of them failing so he can cry about how the Republicans won't play nice with him.  This way he can run for re-election against a so-called 'Do Nothing Congress'...Funny thing is, even his Democrat pals want no part of most of these ridiculous schemes.  Which doesn't keep him from hatching them, however.

2.  Before the recession began, 2007, the unemployment rate for those 16-24 years of age was 10.7%.  After three years of Obama-drama the rate is 16% (officially, it's much higher in reality)...During two of the three years Democrats had massive majorities in the House and Senate.  He could have passed any jobs bill he wanted, but he didn't want to, and didn't.

3.  $1.5 billion for 180,000 "work opportunities" = $8,333 per 'work opportunity'...That doesn't seem like much of a salary.  I can't imagine the 'Occupy' and union crowds are OK with such a paltry salary.  What's going on here?  How can Obama think he can pay 180,000 workers such a poor rate?

4.  Of the 180,000 "work opportunities" this plan is scheduled to create only 70,000 paid positions...Nope, I'm not kidding.  Obama is going to create 110,000 non-paid "work opportunities."  I guess this is how he's going to pay a more reasonable rate.  70,000 workers will get an average of around $21,000 and 110,000 will get $0.

What a genius idea!!!  In fact, I like it so much I'm going to announce my own personal 'jobs plan'.  I'm going to call it 'The Pero Work Opportunity Plan' (pretty snazzy, aye)....And I'm going to up the ante.  Under my plan, I'm going to offer millions of young people the opportunity to work for me - for free.

Oh, and I'm sure Obama's 110,000 non-paid employees will show up in the official jobs report as 'employed workers', which will drop the unemployment rate...He may as well include my millions, too.

I don't make this stuff up, people.

Michael Kiok (Animal Lover)

"Mere morals have no place in law."

I'm thrilled to have found a better than usual Libby Quote for this last post of the year - Oh by the way, the rest of the year will be spent reviewing the 'Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year.'  Along with the 'Barack Obama Quotes of the Year.'

For a little fun, check out the previous 'winners':  2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006

Back to Mr. Kiok.  So you ask: Why is Michael's quote memorable at all; let alone a Libby Quote?

Well, he's complaining about Germany establishing a new law banning - Wait for it.  Wait for it...The Krauts are banning bestiality!

Since 1969 it's been legal in Germany for humans to have sex with animals, except if the animal was severely injured...How 'severely injured' has been defined is left to the imagination.

I don't have a direct quote, but guess what one of Mr. Kiok's big concerns is about with this new law?  He's afraid the authorities will take away his dog.

Doh!  I guess we know what Kiok's favorite sexual position is:  Doggy Style.

Jamie Foxx (Hollywood Idiot)

"First of all, given an honor to God and our lord and savior Barack Obama.  Barack Obama."

- A pre-recorded portion of the BET 'Soul Train Awards.'

I thought this 'messianic' BS went out the door after Obama's first couple failed years as president...I guess not, and it's going to continue right on through his fourth failed year, and into his second failed term.

Maybe it's just a 'one-off' from a Hollywood moron trying to be cute, however.

Maybe not.

Lets take a look at a picture now hanging in a Boston art gallery; a picture by Michael D'Antuono called "Truth."

Egads!  I'm not even a Christian and I find that offensive...Four more years of this garbage.

Joseph M. McShane (President of Fordham University)

“To say that I am disappointed with the judgment and maturity of the College Republicans, however, would be a tremendous understatement. There are many people who can speak to the conservative point of view with integrity and conviction, but Ms. (Ann) Coulter is not among them. Her rhetoric is often hateful and needlessly provocative - more heat than light - and her message is aimed squarely at the darker side of our nature.”

So, the elites running Fordham find Ann Coulter - definitely a Conservative flame thrower - to be a little too much for their enlightened university.

Are you ready for the 'first' punch-line?  On November 16th, Professor Peter Singer was an honored guest at Fordham, given two hours to further enlighten the enlightened students at this enlightened university.

Who is Peter Singer?  Well, he's a proponent of infanticide - legally killing children after they are born...Oh, he also advocates for legalizing bestiality.

Fordham must be some kind of insane, degenerate, Liberal school right?  One that finds Ann Coulter too offensive to speak at its school, but not a guy who pushes killing live children and humans banging animals.

Are you ready for the 'second' punch line?  Fordham University is a Jesuit Catholic university!!!

Every Catholic should be up-in-arms about this, and demand this kind of perversion cease at every Catholic institution.  But most won't, because they don't really care enough to say or do anything about the destruction of their religion...But they'll feign shock and mortification when things like priests-nailing-little boys happen.

Talk about "more heat than light" ...I'd call it "more heat than (en)light(enment)."

Jennifer Ann (Target Turd)

“Family has always been important to me and Thanksgiving is all about family..I love seeing family that we haven't seen in years and spending time with each other on the only day when we can all get together. Last year, it became clear to me that for some large retailers, this holiday isn't about family or being grateful at all.”

- Target employee upset about having to work on Thanksgiving.

Quit whining or QUIT!

No one has the right to a specific job, and no one is forcing Jennifer or her turdly friends to work at Target - or Walmart, or wherever else...I'm quite certain if she chooses not to show up for the days Target has assigned her this week she won't have to worry about working at Target on future holidays.  Because they'll fire her sorry arse!

And Target will have no problem finding plenty of prospective employees to fill her spot...Not in the Obama Economy - the New Normal - with millions and millions of Americans who would happily show up to work on Thanksgiving, Black Friday, or any other day.

That said, I can't understand all this new angst about working on holidays.  I don't hear anyone crying for people who work at zoo's, amusement parks, hotels, bowling alleys, many grocery stores and restaurants, gas stations, etc.

Get over yourself, people. Or don't, and join the unemployed.

Also, get over the stores being 'greedy' or 'ungrateful.'  The market supplies what the people want, and the people obviously want these stores to be open...The demand is there, so the supply is there.

Not that I expect people to understand economics...At least not the 52% of Americans who voted for Barack Obama - which this whiner surely did.

Je$$e Jack$on (Race $huck$ter)

"What do we want?  We want, we want, we want, we de$erve, we de$erve...a return on our investment.  What'$ good for u$ is good for everybody.  What'$ good for black$ i$ good for everybody.  We bled too much, we died too young, we cried too much, we prayed too long, now we want a return on our inve$tment."

$ound$ like Je$$e i$ a capitali$t; wanting a return on hi$ inve$tment and all...But we know better, becau$e capitali$m require$ work.  Je$$e doe$n't believe in work, he believe$ in $hakedown$.

$o, what doe$ Je$$e "want", "want, "want"?  What doe$ he "want" for all the crying, and bleeding and dying?

Come on now, don't over think it.  You know the an$wer.  Je$$e want$ more $$$$$$$$!

Nancy Peloi (Commercial Star)

"I wouldn't think of walking away."

- Statement about rumors she might be thinking of retiring, because the House remains in Republican hands.

I have to admit, the thought of Nancy hanging up her 'yom mum' had me feeling about as happy as the "witch in a broomstick factory" in the GEICO commercial.

No such luck, however.  Instead we're stuck with the star of that commercial:  The 'witch in Congress.'

Oh well, the longer Pelosi is haunting the House the longer the House will remain in Republican hands.

Dina Kourda (PETA Putz)

"In memory of hundreds of fish who suffered and died at this spot."

- Proposed idea for a street sign memorializing the death of hundreds of saltwater bass who died en route to a market, as a result of their delivery truck crashing...The sign is intended to remind truck drivers they are responsible for the well-being of the fish they haul.

I don't make this stuff up, people.  I wish I was this creative...Let's look at more of Kourda's letter to the city of Irvine, Ca.

"Research tells us that fish use tools, tell time, sing, and have impressive long-term memories and complex social structures...Sparing them from being tossed from a speeding truck and slowly dying from injuries and suffocation seems the least we can do."

I could make a hundred comments on this matter, but I'll keep it to five:

1.  Call me crazy, but I wonder if this chick gets her fish "research" from Dr. Seuss books...I'm pretty sure I've seen a fish telling time in one of them:  'Yes, I do, I do think fish can tell time.  Why not?  If I can make such a stupid rhyme, fish can surely tell time - and use tools.'

Ok, maybe that wasn't in 'One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish', but it could have been...I hate those damn books!  No wonder average American kids since the 60's have such poor reading skills.

2.  I'd bet anything this clown voted against Mitt Romney...I was going to say 'for Barack Obama', but something tells me she went completely off the reservation and voted Third Party - think Rosanne Barr.
3.  I'd double down on my original bet, and go for the 'daily double' that Kourda is hittin' the 'medicinal.'
4.  Keeping with the betting lingo, it's even odds the city of Irvine gives in and puts up the stupid sign.
5.  I wonder if Kourda spent even one second thinking about the health of the guy involved in the crash?  I doubt it...And if she did, it was probably just long enough to create a Facebook page calling for criminal charges against him for 'murdering' these fish.

On a side-note, I've been telling my wife I would like fish for dinner soon...This story solidifies that want.

"Liberalism is a mental disorder." - Michael Savage

I'm just saying.

LIberal Commentariat

(With a super-serious, concerned tone) 'Mitt Romney and the Republicans lost the election, because _______________(Fill in the blank.)  And they will never win another election unless they _______________(Fill in the blank.)'

Anyone who's watched the news since the election has heard this, or something very similar to it - ad nauseum...And the MSM is doing a great job pretending to care about the future of the Republican Party, but it's important not to be fooled into believing they care in the slightest.

Their 'concerns' are nothing less than backhanded-slaps in the form of trying to help, and the last thing they care about is a resurgent Republican Party.

That said, I have a personal 'concern' and it isn't about the makeup, policies or positions of the Republican Party.  My 'concern' is with a nation which would return a failed president, and the party which supports his failed policies, back to power...How can women, minorities, and whoever else voted for these clowns, believe their situation in life will be any better in the next four years than it has been under Obama's first four years of leadership?

I'll never understand it, but one thing I understand very well is the Liberal media has no concern about the Republican Party ever regaining power...I also understand there is no such thing as a 'permanent majority' in the United States.  Just ask the Conservatives who made such a claim when Bush won in 2004 - keeping the House and Senate, too.

Let's play with numbers:  In 2004, George W. Bush received 62,040,610 votes (50.7%).  This year, Barack Obama received 61,785,502 votes (51%)...What does this say?  One it says Obama got less votes in his re-election bid than 'W' did - not exactly a mandate, and not something the MSM has brought up at all.  It also says the country is still pretty evenly divided; neither party has a stranglehold on the other - as is proven by the Republicans holding the "People's House" and the Democrats the Senate.

What it also says to me is when Barack Obama (the failed president, but seemingly perfect candidate) is gone the Democrats are in as much trouble as the Liberal media claim the Republicans are in.

Especially if the Democrats are given enough rope, because they will surely take it and put it around their neck (and no, that isn't a 'dog whistle' racist statement).  The Republicans just need to have the courage to give them the rope...The Democrats will undoubtedly take it, and go many steps too far.

*In case the numbers skipped by you:  In 2004 Bush got 62 million votes in his re-election bid (out of 293 million Americans), compared to 61.7 million votes for Obama this year (out of 314 million Americans)...Obama also got over 7 million less votes this year than he got in 2008.

Just a few facts you might want to throw around when your smug Liberal friends start yapping about the 'end of the Republican Party.'

Jim Slama (Longtime Obama Supporter)

“He doesn’t have to play to get re-elected anymore, which is huge. It frees him to be who he is.”

 

And who is Barack Obama?

 

Barack Obama is the guy who cosied up with Marxists students and professors in college.  Barack Obama is the guy who spent 20-years in Reverend Wright's church.  Barack Obama is the guy who began his political career in the home of Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn (60's radicals who bombed the Pentagon).  Barack Obama is the guy who was schooled in the fine-arts of ball-busting politics by the Chicago Machine.  Barack Obama is the guy who played footsie with Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the Democrat loonies forcing ObamaCare down our throats.

 

That's who Barack Obama is, and if Slama is correct in his assessment, he would like to do the things he was taught to do by the Lefty radicals he learned from.  And any talk of Barack Obama as a unifier or a guy who is willing to work with anyone other than his allies is a complete joke...Which is why this next two years will be very interesting, because there will be a mid-term election in 2014 - remember how 2010 went after two years of Barack Obama Pt. 1.

 

My guess is Obama will do exactly as Jim Slama says, and goes over the cliff...Unfortunately, he may take the country with him.

 

But at least we'll start digging out after hitting bottom.  And since the American people seem insistent on racing to the bottom, we surely will.