Michael Kiok (Animal Lover)

"Mere morals have no place in law."

I'm thrilled to have found a better than usual Libby Quote for this last post of the year - Oh by the way, the rest of the year will be spent reviewing the 'Top 20 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year.'  Along with the 'Barack Obama Quotes of the Year.'

For a little fun, check out the previous 'winners':  2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006

Back to Mr. Kiok.  So you ask: Why is Michael's quote memorable at all; let alone a Libby Quote?

Well, he's complaining about Germany establishing a new law banning - Wait for it.  Wait for it...The Krauts are banning bestiality!

Since 1969 it's been legal in Germany for humans to have sex with animals, except if the animal was severely injured...How 'severely injured' has been defined is left to the imagination.

I don't have a direct quote, but guess what one of Mr. Kiok's big concerns is about with this new law?  He's afraid the authorities will take away his dog.

Doh!  I guess we know what Kiok's favorite sexual position is:  Doggy Style.