2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #1

Rep. Pete Stark (D - CA, 9 of Diamonds)

"I want to apologize first of all to my colleagues, many of whom I have offended, to the president, his family, to the troops that may have found (offense) in my remarks as were suggested in the motion that we just voted on, and I do apologize."

- Statement made after the Democrats voted not to censure him for saying President Bush liked killing Iraqis and American troops.

**I bet most of you have no idea what this is about........BECAUSE THE SCUMBAGS IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA BURIED THE EVENT!!! And because many of you don't stray past your TV to get your news. If I am right on this regard, you should wonder what else the media is keeping from you. You should also wonder why they do everything they can to destroy Republicans and to protect Democrats.

So, what did Stark say? He was pissed at Bush for vetoing the boondoggle House spending bill which included the SCHIP funding (for the children, of course), and said:

"You don't have the money to fund the war or children. But you're going to spend it to blow up innocent people if we can get enough kids to grow old enough for you to send to Iraq to get their heads blown off for the president's amusement.....President Bush's statements about children's health shouldn't be taken any more seriously than his lies about the war in Iraq. The truth is that Bush just likes to blow things up in Iraq, in the United States, and in Congress."

All this and the Democrats couldn't even agree Stark needed to be censured for being a dumbass.......I'm assuming it's because they are equally idiotic and believe exactly as he does. Even if they aren't as stupid as he is to say it out loud.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #2

William Arkin (Washington Post and NBC Military 'Analist')

“We pay the soldiers a decent wage, take care of their families, provide them with housing and medical care and vast social support systems and ship obscene amenities into the war zone for them, we support them in every possible way, and their attitude is that we should in addition roll over and play dead, defer to the military and the generals and let them fight their war, and give up our rights and responsibilities to speak up because they are above society?... [It] is just an ugly reminder of the price we pay for a mercenary - oops sorry, volunteer - force that thinks it is doing the dirty work.”

**Did this piece of crap call our troops "mercenary(s)"? Did he also say they make a "decent wage" and their families are supported? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!

Like most other piece of crap Liberals, I bet this "analist" (spelling intentional) says he supports our troops. Imagine what he'd say if he didn't........Any less love for them and he'd qualify as a Democrat presidential candidate.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #3

Paul Watson (Sea Shepherd Conservation Society President)

"We need to radically and intelligently reduce human population to fewer than one billion."

**At this time there are over 6.5 billion people on Earth, and the world's population is steadily going up..........So, in order to fulfill this lunatic's desires at least 5.5 billion human-beings need to be killed!!

For those of you who are mathmatically challenged, that's a lot of people; 85% of humanity.....Oh, it needs to be done "intelligently" as well.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #4

Michael Moore (King of Diamonds)

"The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'terrorists' or the 'enemy.' They are the Revolution, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow - and they will win."

**In Michael Mooreville (the capital of American Liberalville), the terrorists are the equivalent of Samuel Adams, George Washington, etc., etc.

At least he's honest enough to say it. And keep in mind he is the Pied Piper of the Democrat Party.........It may not be an official position, but it is a reality, as proved by his seat of honor at the 2004 Democrat National Convention.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #5

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY, Limber Leopard)

"If I had been president in October 2002, I would not have started this war."

**Gotta love Hillary making it up as she goes.......Heaven knows what her core beliefs on the matter are, but lets look at some of her quotes before the war.

"I ended up voting for the resolution after carefully reviewing the information, intelligence that I had available, talking with people whose opinions I trusted, tried to discount the political or other factors that I didn't believe should be in any way a part of this decision." (2003)

"There is a very easy way to prevent anyone from being put in harm's way - that is for Saddam Hussein to disarm"....."And I have absolutely no belief that he will. I have to say that this is something I've followed for more than a decade." (2003)

Hmmmmmmmmmm??????**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #6

www.gaystraightalliance.org (Fruits of the Loom)

"Without GSA (Gay Straight Alliance) access, students are forced to simply kill classmates who taunt or bully - shooting, stabbing and poisoning are the common forms of retribution."

**I should refrain from commenting on this quote; never know when a bullet or knife might be in my back, or maybe a little cyanide in my breakfast. But I'm not going to.

Somehow comments like this pass as 'free speech', but me calling gays "FUCKING NORMOS" is considered 'hate speech'!!! Such is the insanity and duplicity of the Left.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #7

Mayor Ray Nagin (D - Chocolate City)

"Ladies and gentlemen, what happened in New Orleans could happen anywhere"....."They are studying this model of natural disasters, dispersing the community and changing the electoral process in that community."

**Following Hurricane Katrina, many American cities opened up their arms to help the dislocated population of New Orleans. They did so as an act of humanity and kindness.........But Nagin sees it as a plan to remove Blacks from his city. I wonder if he's answered the logical question; one which has nothing to do with conspiracies hatched by the Whiteman:

Why hasn't this population returned?

Multiple Choice Answers: A) New Orleans was a crapper before the hurricane and they don't want to return. B) New Orleans will continue to be a crapper long after the hurricane. C) They are just as happy collecting welfare checks where they are as they were in New Orleans. D) They are taking advantage of better opportunities in their current location. E) They are having a good time abusing the population of their new location. F) They don't want to return to a place where the dominant language will soon be Spanish. G) All of the above.

Of course the answer is 'G.' An answer which doesn't follow Nagin's radical, pitty-playing, conspiracy theories, however.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #8

John Davis (Estabrook Elementary School Lawyer, Massachusetts)

"Once I have elected to send my child to public school, my fundamental right does not allow me to direct what my child is exposed to in the public school."

- Commenting on this school having a "legitimate state interest" in teaching the homosexual lifestyle, and the parents having no input in those decisions.

**1. I'm pretty sure this lawyer will have a good chance to make the 2007 Top 10 Jackass Quotes of the Year. (All the way back in February it was obvious this quote would be in the running.)

2. I bet the parents whose children were taken into the Hitler Jugend or the Soviet KVCh felt just as this prick states we should.......'That we have no rights when it comes to our children in the hands of the public school propaganda machine.'

3. Thank God for private and charter schools.....If I had to send my children to a shithead school like this one, I don't know what kind of crazy things I'd do to get back at them for trying to fuck with my kid's minds.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #9

Mayor Gavin Newsom (D - San FranSicko)

"I will not allow any of my department heads or anyone associated with this city to cooperate in an way shape or form with these raids [on illegal immigrants]. We are a sanctuary city, make no mistake about it."

**This is a sickening comment, and Gavin's flaunting the fact he is evading federal laws.......The 'Shitty' should pay a price for this in the loss of federal funds and Justice Department trials.

But it won't happen, because the Republican Justice Department is too pansy to do it (see 'Socks Berger').........And the Democrat Congress won't withhold funds because San Fran is the heart of the Liberal beast.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #10

Peter Mehlman (Washington Post Sports Writer)

"You could argue that even the world’s worst fascist dictators at least meant well. They honestly thought were doing good things for their countries by suppressing blacks/eliminating Jews/eradicating free enterprise/repressing individual thought/killing off rivals/invading neighbors, etc... Bush set a new precedent. He came into office with the attitude of ‘I’m so tired of the public good. What about my good? What about my rich friends’ good?”’

**Stalin "meant well." Hitler "meant well." Pol Pot "meant well." Mao "meant well." Tojo "meant well." Idi Amin "meant well." Saddam Hussein "meant well." As did many of the 'world's worst dictators'........But President Bush doesn't "mean well," which not only makes him comparable to those listed, but might actually make him worse.

Such is the insanity of "BDS": Bush Derangement Syndrome.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #11

John Edwards (Breck Girl)

"It requires that everybody be covered. It requires that everybody get preventive care.....If you are going to be in the system, you can't choose not to go to the doctor for 20 years. You have to go in and be checked and make sure that you are OK."

- Commenting on the requirements of his healthcare proposal.

**I can't be the only one who's a little nervous about anyone's healthcare plan if it DEMANDS American citizens do what they say is best........For some reason I highly doubt anyone who would make such DEMANDS would stop with healthcare, and would likely extend their power and make DEMANDS on many other aspects of American life.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #12

Martin Mersereau (PETA Putz)

"It's shocking and sickening......Any lessons meant to be contained in this segment are almost certainly lost on most children, who are more likely to imitate people they see treating animals cruelly rather than understand this behavior is wrong."

- Crying about a Hamas TV station showing animals being abused as part of a program aimed at teaching children not to hurt animals.

**Hahahahahahahaha!!! And no, I'm not laughing at the animals being knocked around.

Of course it's brutal to hurt animals, and the logic of teaching children to be kind to animals by showing animals being abused is beyond me. I'm not a Palestinian, though, so maybe I'm missing something.

I hope you caught the unspoken joke in this statement, however: I've never heard PETA complain about Hamas indiscriminately killing Jews, but they go ape-shit over animals being treated badly........I don't understand this logic anymore than I understand Palestinian logic. Which is one of the million reasons I'm not an 'Illiberal.'**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #13

Howard Zinn (Progressive.org Commentator)

"On this July 4, we would do well to renounce nationalism and all its symbols: its flag, its pledge of allegiance, its anthems, its insitence in song that God must single out America to be blessed.....We need to assert our allegiance to the human race, and not to any one nation."**

What a perfect Liberal Jackass Quote to post on Independence Day.......Perfect in the sense it states everything American Liberals stand for, particularly anti-Americanism against The Flag, pledge, anthems, God, and the denial of America's inherent greatness.

Par for the course for the idiots on the Left.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #14

Sen. "Slow" Joe Biden (D - Delaware, Nut)

Sen. Barack Obama is "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy."

**Based on Joe's statement, I guess the rest of America's Black presidential hopefuls were either stupid, moronic, dirty, or ugly people.

Can you imagine the backlash if a Conservative said anything even close to this? The uproar would be deafening, and the poor SOB would be drummed out of public life......But Libby Biden will get a pass, keep getting re-elected, given important positions in the Democrat controlled Senate, and even allowed to grace the party's presidential nomination process.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #15

Mary Currie (Golden Gate Bridge District Director of Public Affairs)

"Not on my bridge are you going to put your Marines."

- Commenting on San FranFreako's refusal to allow the U.S. Marines to shoot a recruiting video on the streets of San FranSicko or the Golden Gate Bridge.

**'The City' (more appropriately know as 'The Shitty') makes me sick!!!

San Fran would have no problem with degenerate boy-lovers holding each other's jocks up and down the street, but heaven forbid they allow the U.S. Marines to show up in town......Why any decent American would ever live or go there is beyond me.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #16

Justice Ruth 'Gator' Ginsberg (Litigatus agitatus)

"The Partial Birth Abortion Act and the court's defense of it cannot be understood as anything other than an effort to chip away at a right declared again and again by this court - and with increasing comprehension of its centrality to women's lives."

**1. During the entire history of the nation, the Supreme Court has often reversed itself on rulings.........Precident is important, it is not definitive.

2. Ginsberg's comment that PBA's are a 'central part of women's lives' is a sickening statement..........Any child executed via PBA could have been delivered and given up. The mothers shouldn't have to keep the baby, but they had to deliver it one way or another so they may as well deliver them alive.

3. I'm going to use Ruthie's words (part of them, anyway)..........'Partial Birth Abortion cannot be understood as anything other than' INFANTICIDE!**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #17

John Travolta (Hollywood Idiot)

“[Global warming] is a very valid issue. I’m wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities. Everyone can do their bit. But I don’t know if it’s not too late already. We have to think about alternative methods of fuel. I’m probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets. I use them as a business tool though, as others do.”

**I find it instructive to get my global warming information from morons like Travolta. It makes me all the more certain it's not something I need to worry about......Especially the part about needing to build domed cities on other planets. What is this clown smoking these days?

I'm also glad to see it's ok for Johnny to ride around on his jets as a "business tool", but it's not ok for Average Joe's like myself to get to work in my mini-van.........The illogical-logic of the Hollywood and Global Warming crowd is awsome.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #18

Commisar Hilrya Rodhamovich Clintonov (D - NY)

"It is a word that originally meant that you were for freedom, that you were for the freedom to achieve, that you were willing to stand against big power and on behalf of the individual. Unfortunately, in the last 30, 40 years, it has been turned up on its head and it's been made to seem as though it is a word that describes big government, totally contrary to what its meaning was in the 19th and early 20th century."

- "It" = LIBERAL. Instead she prefers to be called a "Progressive."

**I don't blame Hillary from running from this term, but she (and her Lefty comrades) need to stop with the "Progressive" BS............They are praying they can play with symantics and get Americans to not look at the Democrat Party as a bunch of loony Liberals, so they are changing the term; not the ideology, however.

That said, Hillary's traingulation is somewhat truthful, because she is becoming 'progressively' more and more LIBERAL!!!**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #19

Variety Magazine

"They've crafted a subdued, mysterious and intensely beautiful film that presents bestiality not for the purpose of titilation but as a way of investigating the subjective nature of morality."

- Commenting on the film "Zoo," a movie about guys having sex with horses.

**I don't make this shit up. I couldn't if I wanted to, and don't think I need to comment on the sickness of this movie or the degenerate desire to 'morally investigate the nature of' banging farm animals. So, I'll leave this post with a few 'brilliant' statements from one of the non-equine stars of the show, John Paulsen:

"In a way, it's a classic Western, except here it's the horse riding the man."

"I call this role my 15 inches of fame."

Again, I couldn't make this shit up.**

2007 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #20

Andrea Mitchell (NBC Propagandameistress)

“I don’t feel that there is bias in what we do at NBC News. And I don’t think there’s bias in CBS or ABC.”

**And there's also no bias at CNN, MSNBC or Pravda!!! The only place where there is bias is on FOX News, talk radio and in the blogosphere.

Such is the opinion of biased Liberals, who dominate the Mainstream Media.........Bunch of lying bastards.**