Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass) - Pt. 6 of 7

"This amnesty will give citizenship to only 1.3 million illegal aliens. We will secure the borders henceforth. We will never again bring forth an amnesty bill like this.

- Comment Teddy made regarding the 1986 Immigration Bill.

**I could do "Teddy's greatest hits" for the rest of the year, but we are down to the last two.............For awhile, anyway.

I hope you noticed today's quote was from 1986, after the past five days being from 1965........Either way, it's more of the same shit coming out of the pie-hole of one of America's biggest shit-for-brains.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass) - Pt. 5 of 7

"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."

- Comment Teddy made regarding the 1965 Immigration Bill.

**Thank God the 2007 Amnesty Bill is dead (after the ass whoopin it took on 6/28), but there's no reason not to continue on the week-long Teddy rant..........If nothing else, it's a good reminder of what this fat prick has done and was trying to do to the American people, AGAIN!!!**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass) - Pt. 4 of 7

"The charges I have mentioned are highly emotional, irrational and with little foundation in fact. They are out of line with the obligations of responsible citizenship. They breed hate of our heritage."

- Comment Teddy made regarding the 1965 Immigration Bill.

**I hope you are enjoying this week's theme. I also hope it is pissing you off........Fat Teddy is spewing the same bullshit he did in 1965 and 1986, which is nothing short of the ultimate sellout of America. Either that or this puke is so shortsighted he can't see past the obvious to see the current bill will be every bit the failure the last two have been.

And make no mistake, I am not giving Republicans a pass on this matter while busting the Duke of Chappaquiddick Bay's balls...........I hope you will take the two minutes it takes to email your senators, and make sure they understand the Amnesty Bill of 2007 must go.

An easy way to contact your representatives: CLICK HERE!**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass) - Pt. 3 of 7

"The bill will not permit the entry of subversive persons, criminals, illiterates or those with contagious disease...As I noted a moment ago, no immigrant visa will be issued to a person who is likely to become a public charge."

- Comment Teddy made regarding the 1965 Immigration Bill.

**Again, "The Killa" was oh-so-wrong!!! But we shouldn't have any reservations when he more or less repeats the same lines of crap about the 2007 Immigration/Amnesty bill which he said in 1965 (and 1986)............Only a fool would believe anything he says on the matter. Lucky for Teddy, he can always count on millions of fools to do so, however.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass) - Pt. 2 of 7

"The ethnic mix of this country will not be upset...Contrary to the charges in some quarters, [this bill] will not inundate America with immigrants from any one country or area."

- Comment Teddy made regarding the 1965 Immigration Bill.

**Again, "The Killa" was oh-so-wrong!!! But we shouldn't have any reservations when he more or less repeats the same lines of crap about the 2007 Immigration/Amnesty bill which he said in 1965 (and 1986). Right?? Only a fool would believe anything he says on the matter. Lucky for Teddy, he can always count on millions of fools to do so, however.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass) - Pt. 1 of 7

"I want to comment on...what the bill will not do....Our cities will not be flooded with a million immigrants annually. Under the proposed bill, the present level of immigration remains substantially the same."

- Comment Teddy made regarding the 1965 Immigration Bill.

**"The Killa" was oh-so-wrong!!! But we shouldn't have any reservations when he more or less repeats the same lines of crap about the 2007 Immigration/Amnesty bill which he said in 1965 (and 1986). Right??

Only a fool would believe anything he says on the matter. Lucky for Teddy, he can always count on millions of fools to do so, however.**

Commisar Hillary Clinton (D - NY, Next President of the USA?)

"I think that we are in danger of narrowing the curriculum and leaving children behind......Music and art, and exposure to different set(s) of cultural experiences can ignite such a creative passion and imagination in some people. I worry that No Child Left Behind with its emphasis on tests...is going to weed so many kids out."

**American children score terribly compared to their peers in much of the developed world, yet Hillary thinks it would be a good thing to stray from the basics and give children more diversity......I'm sure this would set them up very nicely to compete in the global marketplace.

HARDLY!!

Oh well, at least in Hillaryville American children would all know how to properly wear a burka, fly the American Flag upside down, speak Spanish, know daddies are unnecessary (unless they are gay daddies of course), be able to paint with fecal material, and sing "Kumbaya"......None of which will help them find or keep a job when they grow up, but at least they'll be diverse and have their passions stirred.**

Leslie Moonves (C'BS' CEO)

"I'm sort of surprised by the vitriol against her. The number of people who don't want news from a woman is startling."

- Commenting on C'BS' Evening News hitting a 20-year rating low, with Katie Couric as anchor.

**What a pathetic comment. C'BS' News was in the tank long before Katie took over. Dan Rather did a great job of driving it down the toilet years ago.

As far as Leslie's concerns about America not wanting a woman anchor, this is complete 'BS'......America not wanting Katie Couric as a news anchor has nothing to do with her being a woman. The problem with Katie is she is perfectly named by Michael Savage in the Political Zoo; she's a 'Perki annoyus.' As such, she's perfectly suited to be a cheer-coach, but in no way should she be seated behind a news desk.**

Tracy Flavin (CDC Wannabe)

"[Think] how easy it would be to prevent germs and disease if state residents could open bathroom doors with a knee or elbow instead of a handle."

- Pushing a law in Massachusetts mandating doors to open outward from restrooms in state buildings.

**I'm all for good hygeine and sanitary conditions, but how far is the state government going to go? Mandating state employees to wash their hands after taking a leak would do much more good than out-swinging doors, but I doubt they'd attempt to force this law on anyone......I could be wrong though; this is Massachusetts.

That said, if Massachusetts is really concerned about public health, and the cost of taking care of it's citizen's healthcare, they should back off their stance of promoting Normo-sex. Degenerate sexual diseases are much more prevalent and expensive to take care of than those caught from people passing piss and crap on door handles..........Nah, they only want to make laws which make no sense and pretend to tackle problems.**

John Edwards (Breck Girl)

"These companies (GM, Ford, Chrysler, etc.) and their unions made a promise to workers. And that promise was that they'd have health care coverage. And now it's time for the government to meet its share of the responsibility of ensuring that those promises are met."

**Ford, GM and Chrysler are vital American companies due to their national defense manufacturing (and future possibilities), and the government should do much to make sure they are able to stay in businsess........But in no way is it the government's responsibility to make sure the very union workers who are breaking these companies are kept happy.

This quote is not only ignorant, it is scary. Scary because it's unknown what Democrats will do on this matter if they gain control of the presidency and congress........Needless to say there is going to be a massive payoff to the unions, and this payoff will undoubtedly be passed off on the backs of Average Joe/Jane taxpayer.

But at least the Democrats will originially sell it as being paid by the super wealthy, which will make us all feel good before the fleecing begins.**

Sen. John McCain (R'INO' - AZ, Turncoat Mole)

"I think the Senate works in a way where relatively small numbers can block legislation, but I also think the more conservative, anti-immigrant, anti-legislation group(s) were very well backed up by a very vocal group of people who were supporting them."

- Complaining about the inability of those supporting the 'Amnesty Bill of 2007' to stop debate on the bill and force it to the floor for a vote.

**1. McCain knows how the Senate works: "...the Senate is made for defense".......It was created to hold back the mob-rule of the House, and its rules were designed to slow the legislative process down. Such was the brilliance of the Founding Fathers.

2. On June 7 there were three votes in the Senate to end debate on the bill (cloture votes). All three lost, and none of them lost procedurally (they need to have 60 senators voting Yea for the cloture vote to pass)......Also, contrary to McCain's accusation, they weren't defeated by a "small number" of senators; they all were defeated by a majority, not a 40 vote minority.

- Vote #1 (63 Nay, 33 Yea, 3 Not Voting).........Not a close vote at all, and McCain didn't even show up to vote.
- Vote #2 (61 Nay, 34 Yea, 4 Not Voting).......Not close either, and McCain didn't show up again.
- Vote #3 (50 Nay, 45 Yea, 4 Not Voting)........A little closer vote, but still a majority for he HELL NO's!!! At least McCain posted for this one and was one of the losing 45.

None of these votes held back cloture due to a "small number" of senators.......Unless Johnny now considers a majority (a significant majority in 2 of the 3) to be a "small number."

3. The Nay votes in all three cloture votes had Republican and Democrat support......There are only 49 Republicans in the Senate, and some voted Yea and others didn't vote at all (McCain). By definition the Nay votes couldn't possibly be the result of just a 'very vocal group of anti-immigration, anti-legislation conservatives.'

This was a bunch of crap, but McCain knows saying such shit will get him on the lead story of the nightly news because they love nothing more than Republicans bashing other Republicans.

4. If the bill were pushed to the floor it would get crushed!! The votes aren't there to end debate, so how does he believe it can possibly survice a floor vote? This still doesn't explain away the question of why do the Amnesty-senators want to end debate so quickly? Could it be they want to push it through before the American people have a chance to thoroughly examine the scam they are pushing? Hmmm????

5. McCain can kiss my ass!! I've voted for this POS twice for his Senate seat, and it makes me sick to even think about having to do so again, or for president.........Hillary or McCain? Hillary or McCain? My God!!! Just the thought of this choice makes me want to vomit.**

Nancy Peterson (Humane Society of the U.S)

"We don't like the idea.....Pets need consistency. They need stability in their lives, and this program does not seem to provide any of those. The dog could become depressed.....You're going to have different training styles, and the general care will vary from renter to renter."

- Complaining about 'dog rentals.'

**It's so cute to see someone with such a soft-spot for doggies........I could be wrong (though I doubt it), but I'd bet good money this "softy" also has a soft-spot for those on death-row and is against the death penalty.

I also bet she is very PRO-CHOICE! Such is the insanity of Liberalism.......Concern for animals, and degenerate or inhumane humans = GOOD. Concern for innocent or unborn human-beings = BAD.**

Kathy Warnick (EnvironMENTAList)

“Cats are typically warm-weather, spring-time breeders. However, states that typically experience primarily longer and colder winters are now seeing shorter, warmer winters, leading to year-round breeding......Basically, there is no longer a reproduction lull with cat breeding cycles, and unfortunately, it seems more people are bringing boxes of kittens into our agencies during winter now.”

**Most animals are spring-time breeders, and I wonder if this increase in breading will lead to more animals like polar bears? You know, the animal we are supposed to be worried about because there aren't enough ice-caps to climb up on? The same animal which probably adapted from a warm climate to a cool environment out of need to survive, and could probably do the reverse if needed?

Seems to me every animal worth its salt will be able to adapt to any environmental situation. Either that or it will disappear like the millions of other extinct animals throughout Earth's history.........Most of which croaked long before the evil-genius of homo sapiens arrived on the planet.

I'm sure this makes me a radical, though.**

Sen. Harry Reid (Majority Leader - Nevada, Mousi pugiliticus)

"There's lots of support for this bill on the outside. The problem is inside the Senate chamber."

**Reid is correct, there is "lots of support" for the Amnesty Bill. Unfortunately most of it is coming from illegal immigrants and groups like La Raza (The Race) and MEChA (Movement Of Chicano Student for Aztlan)..........."The Race" is pretty self explanitory, but for those who don't know what Aztlan is:

Aztlan = The mythical home of the Aztecs.......Which includes California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Southern Colorado and part of Mexico.

Luckily, Harry's "problem inside the Senate chamber" is due to the fact there is massive support AGAINST the Amnesty Bill, and enough of the members of the U.S. Senate realize their job is to do the work of the American people as a whole.........Not to try to make those who make the most noise, and the racist groups of La Raza and MeChA, happy.**

John Edwards (Breck Girl)

"A Strategy to Shut Down Terrorists and Stop Terrorism Before It Starts."

- Edwards' plan to fight the Islamists, calling for a 10,000-person "Marshall Corps" to deal with issues ranging from worldwide poverty and economic development to clean drinking water and micro-lending.

**I don't know about you, but this plan makes me feel safe about the prospect of having this pansy as Commander-in-Chief.......I'm sure the Islamists will be terrified by this bold idea.

Actually, the Jihadi's must be laughing their asses off to see such a panty-waste even being mentioned to lead the worlds lone, so-called, "superpower."

Thankfully, Edwards has no a chance in hell of even winning his own party primary.**

Chris Daly (San FranFreako Board of Supervisors)

“They seem dangerous and unnecessary.”

- Commenting about U.S. Navy Blue Angels shows in San FranSicko.

**Daly is so full of shit (as expected from a shit-packer, but that's beside the point)........The Blue Angels have had accidents, its rare and their most dangerous stunts are performed over the Bay away from the city.

He wants to end these shows because he hates the military and his pals at Code Pink will do anything they can to crap on our brave troops. I wish he'd just come out with the real reason why he wants to end the Blue Angels shows.......But he knows he can't be honest, because there are actually a lot of normal human beings in 'The Shitty' who would be pissed off by such a statement.**

Steve (T}Whitmore (Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Spokesman)

"I can't specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that yes, it played a part in this."

- Commenting about the decision for Paris Hilton's early release from her drunk driving sentence.

**On "May 4, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail." - Robert Jablon

WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? This repulsive slut has no right to be let out of jail early.......Had it been 'Average Jane American' they wouldn't have let her get off the hook. But Paris is special! She's a rich queen, and the authorities had to make special arrangements for her sorry ass. Makes me sick.

I'm shocked to see it happened, but thankfully justice stepped in and squashed the L.A. Sheriff's Office: "I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions. At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home......The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith." - Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer**

David Sirota (Anti-War Putz)

"Today America watched a Democratic Party kick them square in the teeth - all in order to continue the most unpopular war in a generation. We gave them our heart; they gave President Bush a blank check."

**The Lunatic Fringe Left is getting more and more restless about the Democrat's unwillingness to pull the funds for the war........There is going to be hell to pay if the Democrats continue to disobey their masters. And yes, I mean their masters, because they are bought, run and elected by these quacks.

Also, of course this is the "most unpopular war in a generation." It is the only war in the last generation. Even if it were a wildly popular war, it would still be the only war in the last generation, which by default makes it the most unpopular.........And please don't try to sell me that the first Gulf War or Serbia were wars, because our objectives in both were far to small to qualify as wars.

Plus, these same Loons weren't happy about our involvement in the first Gulf War or Serbia.......They are only happy when America is being attacked, not when it is doing the attacking.**

Cheryl Harris (Murfreesboro City School District Spokesman)

"They never meant for it to get carried away to the point it did."

- Commenting on a teacher and assistant principle who performed a "mock gunman" prank to scare a sixth-grade class.

**This event took place not too long after the Virginia Tech Massacre......I'm sure it sounded like a great idea at the time, but why in the world would anyone find the need to scare the shit out of sixth graders? I have an eighth grader, and am quite certain she wouldn't have handled this event very well.

Oh well, at least the teacher and assistant principle were fired......Ooooops! They weren't fired. They were suspended without pay for a month.

Thankfully, I know at my children's school two morons like these guys would have been fired.............BECAUSE MY KIDS DON'T GO TO "THE LAND OF THE LOST", AKA: PUBLIC SCHOOL!!!**

Sen. Arlen Specter (R - Pennsylvania Scotch Possum)

"It's not amnesty. This will restore the rule of law."

- Regarding the Senate Amnesty Bill of 2007.

**I get very nervous when I see Arlen "The Fixer" Specter telling people to trust him and his pals on The Hill...........Not that there's any reason why I wouldn't believe him THIS TIME the government plans on enforcing its laws. Not that I'm that pissed they haven't been following the current laws on the books. Not that I have any doubt about the hard work such honorable senators as Specter, McCain and Ted 'The Killa' Kennedy have put into this fine bill.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit........Who am I kidding? I have no faith in any of these jerkoffs. And even less faith in anyone enforcing any part of the bill other than those which allow more immigrants to overrun our once-great nation.

Build a complete border wall, then we can talk. Otherwise, please quit with the bullshit and just tell the American people to fuck off and get over the fact they are going to allow 12-20 million new American citizens tomorrow and God knows how many after that..........Say they are bending us over and giving amnesty en mass, but please quit trying to blow smoke up our asses by pretending to create new laws aimed at enforcing old and new laws.**

Todd Schneider (RDDB Lawyer)

"This suit is about changing the landscape and making a statement out there that gay people, just like heterosexuals, have the right and desire to meet other people whom they can fall in love (with)."

- Commenting on a lawsuit filed agaist EHarmony.com for not allowing "men seeking men" or "women seeking women" dating options.

**EHarmony is founded and operated by a an evangelical Christian from Focus on the Family, which is the real reason why Normos are offended by not being listed. That and the reality EHarmony is so successful because of its Christian design.

Why should any private business have to bend to the wants of these sickos? A company should be able to run an all straight business or an all gay business. If people don't like it the company will fail........But EHarmony is wildly successful, because of its Christian principles. Principles the Normo crowd would like to see knocked around by the courts. And heaven knows if they can find the right judge (actually a LEFTIST judge) it will eventually get their way.**

Variety Magazine

"They've crafted a subdued, mysterious and intensely beautiful film that presents bestiality not for the purpose of titilation but as a way of investigating the subjective nature of morality."

- Commenting on the film "Zoo," a movie about guys having sex with horses.

**I don't make this shit up. I couldn't if I wanted to, and don't think I need to comment on the sickness of this movie or the degenerate desire to 'morally investigate the nature of' banging farm animals, so I'll leave this post with a few 'brilliant' statements from one of the non-equine stars of the show, John Paulsen:

"In a way, it's a classic Western, except here it's the horse riding the man."

"I call this role my 15 inches of fame."

Again, I couldn't make this shit up.**

Rosie O'Donnell (Taco Bell "Fourth Meal" Spokesmodel)

"It was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner."

- The billionaire she's supposedly giving a 'Woody' is Rupert Murdoch.

**Rosie truly is a vile creature, and the thought of any man getting a "boner" over her fat ass is beyond comprehension. Hell, she's so putrid I bet she has a hard time getting her girlfriend's strap-on hard.

Speaking of the "spokesman," I admit I got a little erect when I heard about a 1051 pound wild hog being killed the other day in Alabama.......I thought for sure it was Rosie.**

Cindy Sheehan ("Attention Whore")

"I have endured a lot of smear and hatred since Casey was killed and especially since I became the so-called 'Face' of the American anti-war movement. Especially since I renounced any tie I have remaining with the Democratic Party, I have been further trashed on such 'liberal blogs' as the Democratic Underground. Being called an 'attention whore.'"

- Comment made on her supposed 'final comment' as an anti-war zealot.

*1. I highly doubt she'll be able to keep her mouth shut or stay out of the spotlight......Because she is exactly what the DU called her: an ATTENTION WHORE!

2. I truly feel sorry for Cindy's loss. The loss of a child has to be incredibly painful, and the fact she is against the war has no bearing on my empathy for her loss.

3. Melanie Morgan and Catherine Moy ("America Mourning" authors) put it best when it comes to the pathetic spectacle which is Cindy Sheehan:

"It was difficult to see a grieving mother wander the world with a bleeding heart the anti-war left wouldn't allow to heal...Cindy's collapse is very sad - and entirely predictable...(She) was the darling of the Democrats because they made her. They set her up. They used her and kicked her to the curb."**

Joel Becker (UCLA Headshrinker)

"I am going to encourage you to have sex and encourage you to use drugs appropriately."

**I bet you think this comment was made at a sex seminar or a rock concert........You are wrong.

This comment was made during an assembly at Boulder (Colorado) High School; 14-19 year old students.........I wonder what the basic reading, writing and math levels of these teenagers is? I'd bet good money it's not as high as it should be. But at least they'll be well educated in bongs and poontang.**