John McConnell (Founder of the Equinox Version of Earth Day)

"We are all members of one human family that has inherited a planet rich in resources. We each have an equal claim to its land, minerals and raw materials. ... To assure equitable benefits every individual and institution should seek to balance rights and responsibilities. The long-term goal must be to restructure social institutions so that there is equitable return for services, efficient balance of supply and demand, and fair benefits from our mutual claims to Earth's natural bounty. One possible way to equitable benefits is for those who own land, oil, gold or other minerals to pay a 2 percent royalty each year on their income from these resources to a fund that will then provide the homeless their inheritance or stake in their planet. All will then join in responsible care of Earth."

- Text from "The Earth Magna Charta"

**Please read this again..........All of these EnvoriMENTALists are Communists at heart --> This isn't name-calling, it is what it is.

Re-read this quote and tell me otherwise.**

Peter Singer (Princeton University ProfessssssssYCHO)

"I do think that it is sometimes appropriate to kill a human infant. For me, the relevant question is, what makes it so seriously wrong to take a life? Those of you who are not vegetarians are responsible for taking a life every time you eat. Species is no more relevant than race in making these judgments."

**Your children are worth no more than a COW...or a PIG...or a FISH...or a.......

What a psychotic world view!!! And this piece of crap is a highly esteemed professor.

Lets look at a few of his books:

"The Great Ape Project: Equality Beyond Humanity"
"Unsanctifying Human Life"
"Rethinking Life and Death: The Collapse of Our Traditional Ethics"
"Animal Liberation"
"One World"
"The President of Good and Evil: The Ethics of George W. Bush"

This is why we must all be very careful when pushing our children into college.....There is no greater moral vacuum than that of the university, especially the most prestigious ones, which are little more than Socialist wastelands.**

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

"It is not just that too much government power is concentrated in one group, a group that is not even representative of mainstream America."

**Last I checked, the past 4 election cycles have been dominated by the Republican Party......Which would make them "representative of mainstream America".

But maybe she considers the druggies, Illegal Aliens, pimps, rapists, criminals, Normos, dirtbags, etc., to be the mainstream.

Also, re-read her quote. She sees no problem with "too much power in one group"...........As long as it is her group!!!

Hey Hillary, have ya seen your hubby lately??**

Jennifer Lopez (Hanoi Ho'-Lo in the Making)

"Jane's been politically involved her whole life but I never have. [But] as you get older and you become more mature, you become more aware of the world around you..........[Jane told me] ‘When you're ready, call me and I'll tell you what's right and what's wrong, so you won't get yourself in any trouble.'"

- Relying on her new buddy and 'Monster-In-Law' co-star Jane Fonda to point her in the 'Left' direction.

**I had no doubt Ho'-Lo was an ignorant fool, but this is well beyond my expectations.......She really should keep her mouth shut and never allow anyone to pry into her empty mind.

She is very "talented", however, and is encouraged to use that talent as much as possible......Of course that "talent" extends only as far as her T & A can take her --> Much like her newfound friend, Barbarella!

Moby (Hollywood Idiot and Normo Wannabe)

"We're convinced that if we have children, we're going to do everything in our power to make them gay. Like maybe drinking a lot of extra soy milk while she's pregnant, or anything that would work to make that happen. I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead."

**Uhhhhh..........What a sick maggot --> And I thought Normos were the result of nature. Even this Normo loving jackass knows "The Big Lie" isn't true**

Malcolm Lazin (Executive Director of Equality Forum)

"Anyone not blinded by homophobia will recognize that the President [Abraham Lincoln] who preserved our republic was gay. It is time that U.S. historical figures be emancipated from the closet."

**George Washington or Martin Luther King will be next........These Normo's have no sense of decency (duh, they are Normo's), and feel free to say and do anything they want.**

Sen. John Heinz (D-M'ass')

"Last year too many people were denied their right to vote, too many who tried to vote were intimidated. ... Leaflets are handed out saying Democrats vote on Wednesday, Republicans vote on Tuesday. People are told in telephone calls that if you've ever had a parking ticket, you're not allowed to vote."

-- "Big Wednesday" was a satirical news story in The Onion, and Kerry's stupid enough to pass it as a true story.

**No one ever accused Big John of telling the truth, however!! --> See "Christmas in Cambodia", "3 Unwounded Purple Hearts", etc., etc., etc........**

Eleanor Clift (Propaganda Hag)

"The immediate provocation is the GOP's so-called 'nuclear option,' a scheme by Republican leaders in the Senate to end the 200-year tradition of allowing the minority party to filibuster judicial nominations. Democrats regard the proposed rule change as the equivalent of a constitutional coup in the Senate."

**1. I hate to go over this again, but Senate rules change!!!! The last to change the filibuster rule was Sen. Bobby "KKK" Byrd in 1975 --> I'm sure they didn't bitch about this being a "Constitutional coup", however.

2. Prior to 2000 there had only been 1 filibustered Apeals Court Judge in US History...........Currently there are 10!! --> Sounds to me as though the Dems are the ones attempting the coup, but refusing to allow the President's nominees to be voted up or down.**

"Hanoi" Jane Fonda (4 of Clubs)

"Nobody's had a simple life, but I know many people who've had a normal life, and what I mean by that is a life without major crises and traumas, without any deep psychological wounds.... There are people who have been happily married to the same person and I love to be with them and I wish so much I'd met someone with whom I would now be celebrating my 40th and 50th wedding anniversary. ... I wasn't dealt the cards that would make it possible for me to choose right for the long haul."

**BOO, HOO, HOO!!!! Poor Jane. I'm sure it's been rough having every advantage possible in life (Looks, fame, money, etc........She did miss the "brain-train", however).

May she live a long life of absolute suffering**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-M'ass', Duke of Chappaquiddick)

"[Republicans] are seeking to take away the independence of the judiciary -- the crown jewel in our system of government -- so that they can advance their own ideological agenda of the day. That is exactly the kind of tyranny that our ancestors fought to prevent. And I pledge to you, that as long as I have a voice, I will continue to fight it as well."

**Since when are the courts the "crown jewel in our system"? Teddy's just creating his own mythology as he goes.........But I know someone who can put it much bettter than I can:

"As to 'crack-ups,' that's only a neurotic way of saying that these days most of the intellectual debate is within the right. If, like the Democrats, all you've got are lockstep litmus tests on race and abortion and all the rest, what's to crack up over? You just lose elections every two years, but carry on insisting, as Ted Kennedy does, that you're still the majority party. Ted's quite a large majority just by himself these days, but it's still not enough." - Mark Steyn

Dean Reynolds (ABC News)

"Abortion, birth control, women priests, the list of contested issues is long, not to mention the priest sex abuse scandal. And it's all driven a wedge between the Vatican and America, regardless of the Pope's standing in the world."

**Ya, ya, ya........And if we didn't have so many Homos running around molesting little boys in general there wouldn't be so many molesting priests.

This is the real problem, and the Church is only a small part of it.......But I'm sure he isn't willing to go this far though.

And from the choice of the new pope (Benedict XVI, Cardinal Ratzinger), it doesn't look like the Church will be swaying to the Left anytime soon.**

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

"To upend the way the Senate has operated, just because you can for sheer political power? For partisan advantage? To basically end minority rights? To go ahead and consign 'Mr. Smith Goes To Washington 'to the dust bin of history?"

- On the constitutional option of ending "filibusters" on judicial nominees

**I hope you all know this rule has been changed as recently as 30 years ago.....All Senate rules not listed in the Constitution are open for change, and doing so is a regular occurance in the Senate --> And Hillary knows it.

Just so you know, the last change of the filibuster rule was in 1975, by the Democrats.....Led by Sen. KKK Byrd. --> And Hillary knows this as well.**

Los Angeles Times (Pravda Sibling)

"An article in Tuesday's California section about hazing at Cal State Chico mistakenly said that a pledge to a fraternity at nearby Butte Community College died of alcohol poisoning. He did not die but was hospitalized.

The article also said Chico has a population of 35,000; according to the city, the population is 71,317.

In addition, University President Paul Zingg was quoted saying the school would shut down its Greek system if problems with hazing did not abate. Zingg made his comments to a group of 850 students and others, and his remarks were quoted in the local media. He did not speak with The Times.

- Corrections made in a recent LA Times article

**Just making shit up, again, and again, and again...........Even though it's not all colorized the entire paper is the nothing more than the "Funny's"**

Episcopal Bishop Vicky Gene Robinson

"[T]hat was not my implication [that Jesus was homosexual], and certainly not anything I ever said. ... My office is being flooded with angry messages from around the country, and from around the world, about something I never said. ... We have absolutely no indication of Jesus' sexual orientation. Absolutely none. Therefore, it would be totally inappropriate for me to speculate about it."

- On remarks he made in February seeming to imply that Jesus was homosexual

**First things first: This ‘guy’s’ name is Vicky???.........I think I'll leave it at that**

Dana Milbank (Washington Post Propagandist)

"Regardless of the merits, the pervasive accusations of bias are making it increasingly difficult for the traditional media to play their role of gathering and reporting facts."

**How can anyone expect to be taken seriously when they lead off with "regardless of it's merits"?.........She is pretty much saying: "Although it's true, it shouldn't be bitched about."

I realize it is a little unfair to expect the "traditional media" to report HONESTLY, or to NOT MAKE SHIT UP!!

The "Old Media" is a dinosaur, and can't be trusted........Those of you who continue to watch TV news or read the daily rags get what you deserve.**

Anonymous Teacher at Public School 188, in Manhattan, NY

"My generation was brought up on right or wrong with no in between, and red was always in your face. It's abrasive to me. [Grading in] purple is just a little bit more gentle. Part of my job is to be attuned to what kids respond to, and red is not one of those colors."

**I can only say one thing to this "rainbow" loving, education-stealing, moron:

"You're travelling to another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound... but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land, whose boundaries are only that of the imagination... you're entering... the Twilight Zone..." - Rod Serling**

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme Court Justice, Former ACLU'seless' Head)

"The notion that it is improper to look beyond the borders of the United States in grappling with hard questions has a certain kinship to the view that the U.S. Constitution is a document essentially frozen in time as of the date of its ratification."

**I thought the Supremes were supposed to rule on law based on the American Constitution, not the French, German or United Nations constitutions.

This is exactly why Bush must get his appointees in.........The Bench is out of control, and must be brought back into the American-fold.**

Anonymous NY Democrat Pollster

"This is another example of where we just don't get it. We knew the Pope was dying. We knew we had an opportunity, and we just ignore it and go ahead and act like the Democrats all those Red Staters think we are. We attack the Republicans for trying to save the Schiavo woman, and we ignore the Pope's passing. Somehow I know this is just going to come back and bite us in the [derriere]."

**This quote isn't a Jackassism, and is noted for one reason: It is the rarest of all Democrat occurrences: Truth Telling!!**

United States Golf Association

"Transgender athletes will be eligible to compete two years after having gender reassignment surgery."

- Announcing a new policy

**"Gender reassignment surgery" = TRANNY'S in the making.

What in the Hell is wrong with these people? And yes it is wrong........If you can't find it in yourself to be honest enough to admit it is wrong, then something is equally wrong with you.

And by the way, this decision will kill womens golf in the US.......Most fans will be disgusted by Shemales on tour......The lesbos are barely tolerated, but this is much worse --> And sports-talk radio will crucify all of them**

Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada, Minority Leader)

"It would mean that one man, sitting in the White House, has the practical ability to personally hand out lifetime jobs to judges whose rulings can last forever. That's not how America works."

**Harry knows this is EXACTLY "how America works".......Majorities matter, and the American people have created the Republican majority by voting for them in the past 8 years. --> The job of these majorities is to follow the will of the people, which includes placing judges in office

ITS THE WAY IT HAS BEEN, THE WAY IT IS GOING TO AND WILL ALWAYS BE!!!

Question: Did Harry have any problem with Clinton putting the head of the ACLU(seless) on the bench for life? (R.B. Ginsberg) --> Of course he didn't. And Ruthie is much more Liberal than any of Bush's nominees are Conservative.**

Terrorist in Fallujah, Iraq

"We are fighting. But the Marines keep coming. We are shooting, but the Marines won't stop."

**Alright, I must admit this POS probably isn't a Liberal......But his words sounded so much like their recent whining about the Republicans taking over American politics. --> I couldn't tell the difference.

Plus, this terrorist's desire to see the Marines do poorly matches that of the Democrats..........Maybe, just maybe, I couldn't tell the difference because the difference is so small**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"I don't believe in blue states or red states. I believe in purple states -- and some are more purple than others."

**What he really prefers are 'rainbow' states**

Larry Beinhart (Leni Riefenstahl Award Hopeful)

"[Religious believers] live longer, they're healthier, and everything else works better. So even if it's delusional, even if it's wrong, it's functional. And ultimately, we have to think about that and respect that.

Saying there is no God is a dead end. The concept of God is offering people something they want. Why do they want it, and what can we offer in its place? ... We've got to figure out what that is and separate it from the delusional parts. We've got to get past this God stuff."

**So he says "religious people" do very well, yet he says God must be gotten past.......Huh???

I guess it's better to be "enlightened and miserable".**

Jack Kevorkian (Doctor Death)

"What bothers me is the bit of hypocrisy in this. When the President and the Congress get involved because all life is sacred and must be preserved at all cost, they don't say the same thing about men in a death row cell. Their life is just as sacred."

**Innocent life, Jack(ass)..............Innocent life.

Those guilty of taking or ruining life should receive a reciprocal sentence.....So there is no condradiction to killing the human scumbags on death row.

The real crime is not doing it quick enough.......20 days is sufficient, and 20 years is a joke.**

John Kerry-Heinz (D-M'ass')

"The real crisis facing America is not Social Security. It's health care, it's Medicare, Medicaid, and that's why I'm pushing so hard to get 11 million children who have no health insurance at all, to get them covered. ... And I know where I stand, and unfortunately we know where the president stands. He wants a tax cut for millionaires. I want to cover children."

**1. If John is so concerned about "children" why doesn't he sell a few of his mega-million dollar properties and donate the $$ to these children? --> Nah!!

2. He is half right, however: "The real crisis facing America is not Social Security. It's..........IT'S STINKING JACKASS, LIBERALS LIKE JOHN HEINZ**

Sen. Steven Cohen (D- Tennessee State Senator)

"It is important for homeland security issues that people who often need birth certificates for identification that the birth certificate's sex matches the sex that they, in fact, are"

RE: Tennessee Senate Bill 37: Allowing tranny’s to “correct” their gender on their Birth Certificate

**Talk about "revisionist history..........How sick is it to want to change a BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!! --> I thought this document was to denote a person at their birth.

What about the woman born a blonde who goes brunette.......Or the guy who weighs 6 pounds at birth, and grows to 250? --> What a joke.

Just gives more credance to: "Liberalism is a Mental Disorder" -- Michael Savage.**

Arianna Huffington (NPR Propagandist)

"Exhibit A is the president's bizarre and long-standing obsession with drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, which just got Senate approval last week. I mean, how retro can you get? Instead of pushing to increase fuel efficiency standards that could save millions of barrels of oil each day and calling for a national commitment to investing in renewable sources of energy, he's after one more fix of dinosaur byproducts from one of the world's last pristine places."

**"Pristine places"? Obviously Mrs. Huff&Puffington hasn't seen pictures of this area..............Drill baby, drill. --> The sooner we detach ourselves from the Middle East nipple the better.

Reg Weaver (National Education Association President)

"If we are to have safe and nurturing schools where all children can learn without fear of harassment, we must step out of our comfort zone and follow [homosexual proponent] Malcolm Lazin's example to encourage tolerance and respect for diversity in our own backyard. Only then can our nation truly stand for equality for all people."

-- Presenting the Virginia Uribe Award for Creative Leadership in Human Rights to Lazin, for his efforts contributing to schoolchildren's indoctrination into pro-homosexuality views.

**I have no desire to have my children indoctinated in the 'Cult of Diversity', and will be absolutuly sure they have a "Daddy/Daughter Day" anytime the Normos show up at their school.

"DIVERSITY IS PERVERSITY" - Savage

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"I've been called worse things than a liberal. The reason the Republicans call names is because they have nothing to say about balancing the budget, creating jobs or doing anything about health care or education."

**Gotta love Howie sticking to the "talking points".......He knows varying from them leads him down the road to wackiness.

And, exactly what else could be worse than being called a Liberal? --> I would say a Communist, but they are almost synonymous**

"Hanoi" Jane Fonda (Hollywood Idiot/Traitor/Whore)

"The image of Jane Fonda, 'Barbarella,' Henry Fonda's daughter ... sitting on an enemy aircraft gun was a betrayal ... the largest lapse of judgment that I can even imagine,"

"60 Minutes" interview with Leslie Stahl (6 of Clubs, herself), airing Sunday night

**1. She is absolutely correct.......It was a "betrayal"
2. If she lived in a more sane time, she would have been successfully tried as a subversive.
3. It's hard to beleive, but Jane won't even be the biggest Liberal puke on the screen during this interview.**