Anonymous NY Democrat Pollster

"This is another example of where we just don't get it. We knew the Pope was dying. We knew we had an opportunity, and we just ignore it and go ahead and act like the Democrats all those Red Staters think we are. We attack the Republicans for trying to save the Schiavo woman, and we ignore the Pope's passing. Somehow I know this is just going to come back and bite us in the [derriere]."

**This quote isn't a Jackassism, and is noted for one reason: It is the rarest of all Democrat occurrences: Truth Telling!!**