2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #1

Kathleen Sebelius (Queen of ObamaCare)

"The website never crashed. It is functional, but at a very slow speed and very low reliability."

- Statement during her testimony to Congress..."The website" of note is the ObamaCare website:  Healthcare.gov

Pictures really are worth a thousand words - or a jumble of Libby lies.

For the record, "the website" went down two minutes before Kathleen gave her testimony and wasn't up for at least thirty minutes...So technically, Sebelius is more or less correct that it "never crashed" - until she was ready to say it hadn't - which is classic.

That said, "the website" should be the least of our worries.  One it will be fixed, and two it is simply a function of the much bigger problem - a problem which will fully rear its ugly face once "the website" is fixed...This problem is ObamaCare, itself, along with the pain it will inflict on the American people once "the website" is fixed.
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*Note:  For those wondering how Obama's 'Lie of the Year' - 'you can keep your insurance' - or any other Obama quotes didn't make this list, remember is was such an exceptional Libby Jackass he is exempted from the Top 20 list and has his own list:  Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #2

Senator Heidi Heitkamp (D - North Dakota)

"We're not trusting Assad.  We're trusting the Russians."

"We're trusting the Russians."

{Gulp!} {Gasp!} {Cough!} {Choke!} {Cry!} {Vomit!}

If I didn't see that (D) behind her name I wouldn't believe it.  But I do, so I'm not surprised by such an idiotic belief in Vlad Putin solving the Syrian situation.

Oh, he will solve it, alright; solve it in a way that helps himself - and hurts the West.

What I really don't believe is the second part behind her name:  (North Dakota).

How in the world did the good people of North Dakota elect such a moron to the U.S. Senate?  I wonder how they feel about her comment?  They should be sicker than I am, because she is speaking for them - ALL OF THEM!

Something to keep in mind for those who reflexively vote (D):  You may consider yourself an FDR Democrat, a JFK Democrat, a Scoop Jackson Democrat, or even a Bill Clinton Democrat, but unless you are a true-believing, hardcore LIBERAL you are not in touch with today's Democrat Party...But they'll keep taking your vote, and playing you for the useful idiot they think you are.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #3

Ed (Scheisse-for-Brains) Schultz

"Thanks to Republican policies - and I don't care if [Detroit's] been under Democrat rule or not, it's Republican policies that have come down from the state and the country that have put this city in a bad position."

Huh?!?!  Schultz must be trying out for the role of Charlie Brown's teacher or something...'Wahh, wahh, wahh, wahh' - otherwise known as the 'Official Motto of MSNBC.'

I can't make any sense out of what's he's trying to get at, but I know there are some sports fans out there, so let me try to put Schultz's scheisse into football parlance.

'Thanks to Bill Belichick's policies - and I don't care if the Lions were lead by Matt Millen or not, the football decisions of the New England Patriots are to fault for the Detroit Lions being perpetually garbage, having an 0-16 season on their record, and continuing to embarrass themselves by losing year after year to the Arizona Cardinals.'

Sounds about as logical as blaming the city of Detroit's problems on Republicans, who haven't been in charge since way before the place became a toilet...A place better inhabited by Schultz's than humans.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #4

Meg Lanker-Simons (Psycho Biotch)

"I want to hate f**k Meg Lanker-Simons so hard. That chick that runs her liberal mouth all the time and doesn’t care who knows it.  I think its hot and it makes me angry. One night with me and shes gonna be a good Republican bitch."

Whoa.  That is harsh.  I can't believe some horrible Rightwinger would make such a terrible statement.

And who in the world is Meg Lanker-Simons?

Meg is just some run of the mill University of Wyoming student who identifies herself as 'a member of the University of Wyoming Gender & Women's Studies group as well as the school’s chapter of The Nonviolent Communist.'

A Commie-Fem...Great.

Wait a minute, this Libby Quote is attributed to Meg Lanker-Simons...Was that really Meg Lanker-Simons threatening to "hate f**k" Meg Lanker-Simons?

Yes it was...She pretended to be a Conservative Republican on a Facebook post, and made up a story about this person.

Yes she did!

And then she made up a response to the fake post from the fake poster about her real self:  "[The post is] disgusting, misogynistic, and apparently something the admins of this page think is a perfectly acceptable sentiment...Instead of focusing on how angry and turned on me ‘running my mouth’ makes you, perhaps you should listen instead. You might learn something."

This woman should be sent to a mental institution...Instead there's an odds-on chance she becomes the next-big-thing on MSNBC - or becomes a future Democrat Secretary of State.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #5

Chris Matthews (Disgrace)

"[W]hat difference does it make why they did it."

- "they" being the Boston Bomber Boys.

Oh what a difference a week makes.

Before the world found out who bombed the Boston Marathon, Chris was all: 'We must find who did this and why it happened.  Why did a radical, racist, Whitey Righty kill all of these innocent people?'

As soon as we found out it was a pair of radical Muslims he began singing a much different tune:  "what difference does it make why they did it."

Sounds about right...The situation didn''t fit Matthews' hopes and dreams so he move on to the next chance to attack his opponents.

Not that anyone watches MSNBC, but keep him in mind every time you watch the Mainstream/Lamestream/Midstream Media, because all of them are little more than Chris Matthews carbon copies.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #6

Lois Lerner (IRS Stooge)

"That was wrong.  That was absolutely incorrect.  It was insensitive and it was inappropriate...The IRS would like to apologize for that."

 

- "That" and "It" = The Internal Revenue Service flagging conservative political groups for 'special' review during the 2012 election season.

Nothing to see here folks.  It's only the most dreaded institution in America singling out specific political groups and individuals to harass...Nothing to see, indeed!

Why was an apology given?  Nothing happened here.

And Lois is wrong in saying that "that" and "it" "was wrong", "incorrect", "insensitive" and "inappropriate".

What she should have said was "that" and "it" were 'ideological skulduggery, political intimidation, and under-handed BS of the highest order'...But what else would we expect from a branch of the Obama White House?

As bad as the IRS already is - as much as the American people already hate it - just imagine the hanky panky the 'Revenue Stealers' will pull when they are the enforcement arm of ObamaCare.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #7

Tirge ('Useful Idiot')

"My wife and I just got our updates from Kaiser telling us what our 2014 rates will be.  Her monthly has been $168 this year, mine $150.  We have a high deductible.  We are generally healthy people who don't go to the doctor often.  I barely ever go.  The insurance is in case of a major catastrophe.  Well, now, because of Obamacare, my wife's rate is going to $302 per month and mine is jumping to $284.  I am canceling insurance for us and I am not paying any fucking penalty.  What the hell kind of reform is this?"

- DailyKos.com is one of the largest blogs on the Internet...It is far Left.  Tirge is a frequent commenter at the Kos; a typical Libby turd.

What, did Liberals think they'd be spared from the pain of ObamaCare just because they were supporters of it?  Did they think Obama would create a 'waiver' of sorts for those who supported him, and only hurt those who didn't?

"Oh, ok, if we qualify, we can get some government assistance.  Great.  So now I have to jump through another hoop to just chisel some of this off.  And we don't qualify, anyway, so what's the point?" - Tirge

Wait a minute!  If ol' Tirge "don't qualify" then he must be rich.  Or as Obama puts it, he must be a "fat cat"...Sucker!

Here's a quote from someone who commented on Tirge's comment:  "What did they expect?  Weren't they paying attention?  Or maybe it's like Animal House - but with Obama saying "you f***** up...you trusted us." - (name unknown)

"f***** up," indeed!  As did the rest of the fools who voted for Obama and his merry band of SOB's...I'm not gonna lie, I hope every single American who voted for Obama and any other Democrats since 2008 gets caught in the flack of the ObamaCare grenade, because they are ultimately the ones who have brought this on all of us.

Because THEY were the 'useful idiots' who put Obama, Reid and Pelosi in a position to create such havoc.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #8

Planned Parenthood

"[T]here's nothing bad or unhealthy about having a big number of sexual partners."

- Answer to a posting on Planned Parenthood's Facebook page.  The question was:  "Is promiscuity a bad thing?"

It's hard to believe anyone - especially a group which supposedly cares about women's health - can say there is "nothing bad or unhealthy about having a big number of sexual partners."

There are obvious issues with STD's.  There are obvious issues with unwanted pregnancies.  And there are not-as-obvious emotional and psychological issues for women who have "a big number of sexual partners."

Oh, before I forget, this Facebook page wasn't necessarily intended for consumption by 'women'...It was posted on their page 'FOR TEENS.'

So, according to Planned Parenthood, "[T]here's nothing bad or unhealthy about having a big number of sexual partners" - FOR TEENS!

Makes you wonder what their angle is?  Maybe this is it:

"It is understandable as to why Planned Parenthood would promote promiscuity as acceptable behavior to teens.  A little more than one in four of their clients are teens, and 45% of abortions are repeat abortions." - Christine Rousselle

Ah, yes.  I forgot the obvious - Follow the money, baby!

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #9

Jeff Blaydes (Teacher's Union Attorney)

"We're disappointed in the actions of the board.  We don't believe it's in the best interest of the teachers of Lewis County.  We think it's inconsistent with their statutory and constitutional rights.  We're going to explore all of our legal actions."

Whoa!  What happened to the teachers in Lewis Country, West Virginia?  What in the world could the school board have done to these poor, mistreated teachers - "inconsistent with their statutory and constitutional rights?"

The school board passed a dress code banning teachers from wearing jeans and shorts while working.

"Inconsistent with their statutory and constitutional rights?"

Surely you jest, Mr. Blaydes?  You can't possibly be crying constitutional-foul because teachers have to look at least a little bit professional while supposedly educating children?

Just another of the many reasons why most Americans find unions (particularly government employee unions) to be disgraceful scum.

Just another something to keep in mind next time your local town cries about how they need to increase your taxes to keep these turds happy.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #10

Current TV Employees

"He's (Al Gore) supposed to be the face of clean energy and just sold (the station) to very big oil, the emir of Qatar!  Current never even took big oil advertising - Al Gore, that bullshitter sells to the emir?" - Employee too gutless to be named

- Comment about Al Gore selling his TV network to Al Jazeera for around $500 million.

I have to admit, I love it when Liberal 'true believers' get stung by their manipulative overlords.  There are millions of environMENTALIST nutters who really believe in Al Gore and his 'Man-Made Global Warming' racket, and now they are seeing he - and the rest of his peers - is nothing but a shuckster.

"Al was always lecturing us about green.  He kept his word about green alright - as in cold, hard cash!" - Another employee too gutless to be named

Oh, yes he did!  Al got paid; big.  How big?  Well, lets just put it this way, Al 'King of the Greenie Weanies' Gore - a Liberal icon - is now richer than Mitt Romney...Ouch!  That has too hurt.

Nothing like seeing one of your heroes use you as the "useful idiot" you are, on his path towards becoming a true plutocrat.

On a different note, I can't be the only one who notices these environMENTALIST employees are upset about Al selling to "big oil," but had nothing to say about him selling his station to a terrorist propaganda outfit...Uhhhh.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #11

Harry & Nancy (Debt Busters)

"The American people need to understand that it's not as if we've done nothing for the debt.  $2.6 trillion - $2.6 trillion already we've made in cuts." - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D - Searchlight)

"The fact is, we've had plenty of spending cuts...[I]t is almost a false argument to say that we have a spending problem." - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D - Marin County)

These two, and the rest of their Congressional peers, must really think the American people are stupid.  There haven't been any 'cuts' in spending...There have been reductions in proposed spending, but no cuts in real spending.

Here's how these morons work their 'magic':  Lets say the government was going to spend $10 over the next ten years; now the government is going to spend $8 over the next ten years...They are still going to be spending $8 we don't have - $8 we won't have no matter how much they tax the rich, either.

It would be like me saying I planned on going to the store and spending $100, but only spent $80, and then claiming I 'cut my spending by $20'...No, I wouldn't have cut my spending.  I would have still spent $80.  I'm just not allowed to borrow in perpetuity.

Normal people understand this.  Politicians understand it as well, but they also understand normal people don't understand politico-speak - nor the fake accounting they are allowed to use.  Fake accounting regular people would go to jail for if they tried it - Bernie Madoff Accounting.

Here's the proof about Harry and Nancy's claims:  Click this link and look at the National Debt.  Is it going down, or is it going up?  In order for Harry and Nancy to have any claim to the truth it would have to be going down...It isn't going down at all.  In fact, it is racing "to infinity and beyond!" - Buzz Lightyear

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #12

Allison Benedikt (A Bad Person)

"You are a bad person if you send your children to private school.  Not bad like murderer bad - but bad like ruining-one-of-our-nation's-most-essential-institutions-in-order-to-get-what's-best-for-your-kid bad.  So pretty bad."

You are bad for doing 'what's best for your kid?'  You are bad for taking your kid out of crappy public schools and putting them wherever you feel they have a chance to get a real education?  You are bad?

You have got to be kidding me!?!?!

"Aren’t the 'bad people' - to use Allison Benedikt’s language - here the ones who would trap lower-income and poor kids in their local education monopoly?" - James Pethokoukis

I am thrilled to live in Arizona and have the option of never putting my youngest daughter in the public-union schools.  I specifically said public-union schools, because she has always gone to public-charter schools...Schools where they hold kids to standards and teach them mostly legitimate schooling - instead of having low standards, some legitimate schooling and a lot of propaganda.

"Barricading parents into the poor schools their government offers them is like barricading people into communist East Germany." - Alex Tabarrok

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #13

Mayor/Overlord Micheal Bloomberg (N.Y. City)

"You wait, in five years, the technology is getting better, they’ll be cameras everyplace...whether you like it or not...The argument against using automation is just this craziness that 'Oh, it’s Big Brother.' Get used to it!'

- Commenting on government cameras (and probably drones) being everywhere watching the American people.

So says the guy who recently got slapped by a judge for banning 20oz soda's and Starbucks' venti frappa-crappa's.

Hey Bloomberg, no one is worried about "Big Brother."  What people are worried about is mini-me-elitists-wearing-Uncle-Sam-hats being in our personal lives 24/7...And guess what Mighty Mike?  No one is ever going to like it, and they most definitely are never going to "Get used to it!"

Jerkoff!

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #14

NOW (Cranky Chicks)

“President Obama has made a number of high-profile appointments recently - four at last count - and they are all white men...President Obama, Where are the Women?”

Ya, Mr. President!  Where are the women?  And where are the blacks?  And where are the Hispanics?  And the Chinese homosexuals, or Dutch transvestites?  Why hasn't President Obama appointed at least one person from each 'pressure group' in America?

Could it be Obama realizes these top positions are far too important to be willy-nilly handing them out to various minorities and genders?

Jack Lew (Treasury), Chuck Hagel (Sec. Def), John Kerry (Sec. State)...Uh, I guess Obama has no idea how important these positions are.

So, maybe the National Organization for (Cranky) Women's question is legit...Maybe he's a closet sexist - and a racist.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #15

David Fabrizio (Principal of Ipswich Middle School)

"The Honors Night, which can be a great sense of pride for the recipients' families, can also be devastating to a child who has worked extremely hard in a difficult class but who, despite growth, has not been able to maintain a high grade-point average."

- Ipswich is a school in Massachusetts.

This is sick!  Little wonder modern 'children'-'teens'-'young adults' have a hard time getting on in life.

Sure the economy sucks and life is hard, but that's not the problem.  The problem is too many of these kids are turds.  Turds who have been coddled and told how important they are.  Turds who have been sheltered from the hardships of life, and told competition is unfair.  Turd boys who've been taught they don't need to become men, and turd girls who've been taught they don't need men...Turds who will be crushed by life when the real world bitch-slaps their sorry ass after they finally move away from their parents - because they haven't been taught to compete or defend themselves, and to strive to achieve.

I guess I should say if they move away.

But hey, at least they have high self-esteem.  Good for them.

In case you think I don't get it and am being overly harsh:  I have a 19-year old who will be leaving home soon.  Hopefully :)

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #16

Susan Wright (Schall Elementary School Principal)

"Our commitment is always to our children and creating a safe place for them to learn, grow and have respectful dialogues about their differences."

- Part of a statement after harassing a 9-year old and his parents who brought cupcakes to school for the child's birthday...The cupcakes had small toy army soldiers on them.

"A safe place to learn?"

Let's see, it is 'unsafe' for kids to get cupcakes with toy soldiers on them...And no, it's not because the 9-year olds might put the toys in their mouth and choke, or even worse because the cupcakes were homemade (those with school-age kids will get that one).  The problem is because the toy soldiers had - wait for it.

The toy soldiers has little toy guns attached to them.

OH MY!!!  THE HORROR!  Toy soldiers, with toy guns.

"...have respectful dialogues about their differences."

Who is this principle kidding?  There is no "dialogue about their differences."  Kids in school have two choices:  1.  Accept the Liberal propaganda that's shoved down their throat.  2.  Shut up.

There is no "dialogue,"  unless you submit to said propaganda, that is.
We are raising a generation of complete lunatics - not to mention mush-heads who can't read or think...These kids aren't even allowed to see an image of a gun, yet they are expected to accept little boys wanting to go potty in the little girls room.

Which will surely lead to big boys wanting to go peepee in the big girls room, but I digress.

As a nation, we are out of control.  We have turned everything upside-down, made things that are good to be bad, made things that are bad to be good, and made things that are absolutely nothing to be huge issues...Worst of all, we are completely mind-fucking our children with insane PC BS.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #17

National Treasury Employees Union (NTEU)

"I am very concerned about legislation that has been introduced by Congressman Dave Camp to push federal employees out of the Federal Employees Health Benefits Program and into the insurance exchanges established under the Affordable Care Act."

- A form letter provided by the union for IRS employees to mail to their congressmen, due to concerns they'll lose their current health care benefits and have to go onto the ObamaCare exchanges.

"The NTEU represents Internal Revenue Service employees who have the responsibility to enforce much of the health insurance law, especially in terms of collecting taxes and distributing subsidies that finance the whole system...IRS agents will also collect data and apply penalties for those who fail to comply with many of Obamacare's requirements." - Paul Kersey

This is so great.  The IRS is charged with enforcing ObamaCare, but the ObamaCare exchanges aren't good enough for them...It would be hilarious if it wasn't so ridiculous; so hypocritical.

"If the Obamacare exchanges are good enough for the hardworking Americans and small businesses the law claims to help, they should be good enough for the president, vice president, Congress and federal employees." - Allie Walkersaid (spokesman for Congressman Camp)

The American people may be a pathetic flock of sheep, but they are also geese.  Federal employees - IRS employees in particular - may be wolves, but they are also a bunch of ganders...As in 'what's good for the goose is good for the gander.'

Oh Sheila!

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #18

University of Colorado at Colorado Springs (Rape Advisers)

"Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.  Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone."

- Tips on how to get a rapist to back off.

I'm sure guys who rape women are really worried about their victims going potty or bleeding on them.  Threatening them with this 'torture' is a logical way to get them to stop...As far as STD's go, it's likely the rapists has a disease of their own, but shouting:  'Stop, I have the clap!' might work.

Sure it will.

I can tell you I would never advise my family or female friends to follow this ridiculous advice.  I'd tell them to carry mace and use it.  To gouge their keys or a pocket knife in the eyes and throat of a would be rapist.  Or even better - gulp, wait for it - carry a gun, and not only be proficient with it but be willing to use it...And use all of the above with lethal force!

I know that's radical stuff, telling a woman to actually defend themselves - rather than pissing on the guy or doing STD chants, but hey, I'm a radical guy.

On a side note, I used to live in Colorado, and over the past 20-years I've thought about moving back.  But something has gone very wrong and the state is becoming an adjunct of California.

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #19

Sean Penn(cil Head)

"I mourn a great hero."

 

- The "hero" in question is Hugo Chavez.

"Chavez's death is not the end of an era but the start of an incalculable crisis given the mess he created and leaves behind: a nation with no rule of law, with drug kingpins running the army, former guerillas running the government, and a civil society that has been hollowed out by 14 years of non-stop harassment and persecution." - Thor Halvorssen (Venezuelan human-rights advocate)

Penn is a complete tool, and for the life of me I can't figure out why he had such a flirtatious love for Hugo...He couldn't possibly think Chavez created a blissful utopia in Venezuela for his people.  Besides what Halvorssen saying being true, Hugo didn't just make the people of Venezuela poor, he made himself rich stealing from them; dying with an approximate $2 billion.

Maybe Penn was envious of Hugo's power, or maybe it was simply Chavez's hatred of the U.S...Either way, calling Hugo "great" or a "hero" of any kind is a farce, and shows Penn for the ignorant disgrace he is.

Venezuelan actress Maria Conchita Alonso said it best:  "(Y)ou are a communist, Sean Penn!..You’re a communist asshole!"

2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #20

ObamaCare National Hotline

"1-800-318-2596"

"Tragically, the federal government, with all their power, couldn't trade the 1 out for another 8 at the end.  Then the President's true sentiment towards all of you would be much plainer." - Duane Patterson

1-800-
3 = F
1 = (No letter)
8 = U
2 = C
5 = K
9 = Y
6 = O

I think it's better this way, but add the 8 at the end in place of the 1 and you get a U.

1-800-FUCKYOU!

Yep, that's exactly what we get.

End of the Year Top 20 Countdown!!!

It's hard to believe it's that time again, but starting December 8th we will begin our Liberal Jackass Top 20 list - ending with the announcement of the Liberal Jackass Quote of the Year on December 31st!

During this period, the Barack Obama Jackass Quotes (all of them) will be listed at The Right is Right...Where you can also view the Top 100 Pictures of the Year.

Below are the previous Top Libby and Obama Quotes

2012:  Libby & Obama

2011:  Libby & Obama

2010:  Libby & Obama

2009:  Libby & Obama

2008:  Libby & Obama

2007:  Libby

2006:  Libby

Noel Ignatiev (Typical Elitist Professor)

"If you are a white male, you don't deserve to live.  You are a cancer, you're a disease, white males have never contributed anything positive to the world!  They only murder, exploit and oppress non-whites!  At least a white woman can have sex with a black many and make a brown baby, but what can a white male do?  He's good for nothing."

- Rant to his last class prior to retiring at Massachusetts College.

I'm not anti-education by any means, but it makes me cringe to think of the insane propaganda spewed in most universities...How horrific for normal American parents to send their children to college, at the cost of thousands and thousands of dollars, only to see their kids enter little less than mini indoctrination camps.

Oh well, it is what it is and it's not going to get better anytime soon...I just hope now that this professor is in retirement he helps the world:  He's a "white male," himself, and can do much to help the world by killing himself - since he "don't deserve to live" and is a "cancer."

And yes, I mean that literally, not figuratively.