2013 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year: #1

Kathleen Sebelius (Queen of ObamaCare)

"The website never crashed. It is functional, but at a very slow speed and very low reliability."

- Statement during her testimony to Congress..."The website" of note is the ObamaCare website:  Healthcare.gov

Pictures really are worth a thousand words - or a jumble of Libby lies.

For the record, "the website" went down two minutes before Kathleen gave her testimony and wasn't up for at least thirty minutes...So technically, Sebelius is more or less correct that it "never crashed" - until she was ready to say it hadn't - which is classic.

That said, "the website" should be the least of our worries.  One it will be fixed, and two it is simply a function of the much bigger problem - a problem which will fully rear its ugly face once "the website" is fixed...This problem is ObamaCare, itself, along with the pain it will inflict on the American people once "the website" is fixed.
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*Note:  For those wondering how Obama's 'Lie of the Year' - 'you can keep your insurance' - or any other Obama quotes didn't make this list, remember is was such an exceptional Libby Jackass he is exempted from the Top 20 list and has his own list:  Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year

Kathleen Sebelius (ObamaCare Chief)

"The reduction in the number of pregnancies compensates for the cost of contraception."

I'm sure she's correct, and for the life of me I can't figure it out how the idiots on the Republican presidential campaigns allowed themselves to get lassoed in by such an insignificant issue...Especially at a time when we're $16 trillion in debt, have nutters trying to get nukes, unemployment is far beyond acceptable, the housing market hasn't recovered from its collapse, gas is $4/gallon, etc.

But who am I?

The reason I picked this quote is to play off of it.  There are so many great correlations, if only the morons running the Republican Party would use them:

'The reduction in the number of illegal immigrants would compensate for the cost of a border wall'.  Of course it would.  And of course Liberals choose to ignore the obvious...Not that they disagree with my logic.  They know I'm right, but they want illegals to become future Democrat voters, so they fight the wall.

The same logic goes with voter ID laws.  It would keep illegal voters from voting (not just immigrants, but also people who vote multiple times or under fraudulent names, and dead people)...Again, Liberals don't want to stop illegal voters, so they fight voter ID laws.

The same logic goes for executing murderers and rapists.  It would keep them from killing and raping again...And again, Liberals know it would work, but they don't want to stop murderers and rapists for who knows what reasons.

See a pattern here?  I could list dozens of them.  It's a mental disorder.  A mental disorder the Left uses for the sake of accumulating power...And incredibly, the so-called professionals in the Republican Party establishment don't have the smarts or instincts to take advantage of such Liberal insanity.  Instead they choose to get caught in ridiculous traps about birth control, God and abortions.  While millions like myself carry their water for free!

I'd be lying if I didn't admit it is pisses me off and makes me sick...I'd also be lying if I didn't admit I will continue, because my only other choices are worse.

Such is life in American politics:  Be apathetic and back no one (not an option), be insane and back liberal Democrats (not an option), be pathetic and back third party clowns (not an option), cross my fingers and back Republicans (my only option - though it's barely more palatable than the other three).