Scott Pelley (C'BS' Propagandameister)

“Do you think you owe the Iraqi people an apology for not doing a better job?”

- A question Pelley asked President Bush.

**Per normal, this MSM moron has the whole issue wrong, skirting the reality that we went to war to save Americans, not to help Iraqi's. I'll leave the rest of my comment to Bush's response:

“We liberated that country from a tyrant. I think the Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude.” **

Terry McAuliffe (Former DNC Chairman)

“I wrote this book [’What a Party’] to remind people what the Clinton administration meant to us and the world. [The Clinton years showed how to] restore moral authority.”

**It takes a lot of balls to equate Bill Clinton with any kind of "moral authority".......And stupidity.

Maybe McAuliffe has pulled a Hillary and simply added a few too many letters to his comment, and didn't mean to add the "m" to 'moral.'**

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY, Limber Leopard)

Bill Clinton is "a tremendous asset."

**Hillary is well known for straddling the truth, but on this occasion she was much closer than normal.........Two letters away from the truth, in fact. Take away the "et" and she would be spot-on.**

Sen. Harry Reid (Majority Leader, Nevada Desert Kangaroo Rat)

“This [ethics] legislation has been extremely difficult to deal with. It is difficult because it deals with our lives.”

**Hahahaha!!! Harry's finding it hard to be ethical with the American people's business.......And has the stupidity to say it out loud.**

Jimmy Carter (Marxus peanutfarmera)

"My whole book is written about Palestine and its lands, and about what is going on against the Palestinian people, which is in my view, very similar, and in some cases worse than what happened to the Blacks in South Africa."

- Commenting on his book "Peace Not Apartheid."

**Jimmy Carter: The Gift That Keeps Giving.

It's hard to believe he occupied one of the highest seats of honor at the 2004 Democrat National Committee Convention (right next to Michael Moore).......Which tells you much about the Democrat Party.**

Ken Roth (Human Rights Watch Executive Director)

“It's torture, its detention without trial, even its disappearance of people, because the 14 people who were recently moved [to Guantanamo] had disappeared for years and no one knew where they were, they basically had become basically nonentities. That has become a tool for terrorist recruiters. It has undermined the cooperation that people need to fight terrorism around the world. It has meant the United States has lost the moral high ground in the important fight against terrorism.”

**We’ve lost the moral high ground to the terrorists?? Only in Liberalville.**

Hala Gorani (CNN International)

“Human Rights Watch says detaining hundreds of men without charge at Guantanamo has been a legal and political debacle of historic proportions. But what can human rights groups do to shut the facility down or put pressure on governments?”

**Screw Human Rights Watch!!! The last thing we need is to be scolded by pansy Leftist groups who's biggest objective is sticking it to the U.S.**

Kostas Stathopoulos (High Priest of Insaneville)

"Our message is world peace and an ecological way of life"...."We do not believe in dogma and decrees, as other religions do. We believe in freedom of thought."

**Kostas is a high priest of a whacky Greek organization which has created a modern-day religion, with the gods of the ancient Greeks (Zeus, Hera, etc.). Sounds like a big deal, until you realize these moonbats consist of a ridiculous 34 "official members".......Yet these loons are recognized as a legitimate religion in Greece.

Hell, there are only 33 less "official members" than these idiots have praying at the Peroville Brilliant Conservatives Cult......Maybe I can apply for the official status of my religion in Greece as well.**

Sen. 'Up'Chuck Schumer (D - NY, Gotham pushus)

“The federal government is quite literally falling asleep at the switch when it comes to protecting our communities from deadly train derailments.”

**I'm glad to see the Democrats are tending to the nation's major issues. Next on tap is the danger of being struck by lightning........How pathetic.**

Rep. Barney Frank (D'u' - Mass)

“Government doesn’t have to interfere with the free enterprise system, but we can work along with it to reduce inequality.”

**How, if I may ask, is the government going to "work along with," but not "interfere with" free enterprise to reduce inequality?

Just a question, because the actual case always ends up being that the government does much to "interfere with" business any time it pretends to "work along with" it.**

Maureen Dowd (NY Times Propagandameistress)

"The American military’s cocky heroes were supposed to sweep in and carry off a poor, grateful Iraq to security and bliss... Didn’t happen."

**Let me guess, Maureen “supports the troops?”**

Wesley Clark (A 'General' Putz)

"How can you talk about bombing a country [Iran] when you won’t even talk to them? It’s outrageous. We’re the United States of America; we don’t do that. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying the military option is off the table, but diplomacy is not what Jim Baker says it is. It’s not, ‘What will it take for you boys to support us on Iraq?’ It’s sitting down for a couple of days and talking about our families and our hopes, and building relationships.”

**I'm sure Mahmoud and the Mullahs would make great dinner guests.....They are surely interested in our "families and our hopes." Maybe they'd only threaten to destroy the U.S. a couple of times, and might just threaten Isreal a dozen or so times.

You know what, after reading Weasley's statement, maybe we should trust the Iranians, and talk nice to them.........Ouch!! I swear I pull a groin every time I pretend to be a Libby.**

Sen. "Slow" Joe Biden (D - Delaware, Nut)

“I am running for president. I’m going to be Joe Biden, and I’m going to try to be the best Biden I can be. If I can, I got a shot. If I can’t, I lose.”

**I'm pulling for Joe, and pray he gets the nomination............Hehehehe!!**

Sen. Harry Reid (Majority Leader - Nevada, Mousi pugiliticus)

“[T]here is no purely military solution in Iraq, there is only a political solution in Iraq... [A]dding more U.S. combat troops in the middle of this civil war undermines our efforts.”

**I'm the first to admit the military solution in Iraq isn't easy, not that it should be as difficult as we have made it due to hamstringing our troops and intelligence agencies........But anyone who thinks there is a diplomatic answer to dealing with the crazy Jihadists is a utopian fool.

Which is exactly why Democrats think there is a diplomatic answer..........I hope you can do the calculus of the last two statements.**

Andrea Mitchell (NBC Propagandameistress)

“I don’t feel that there is bias in what we do at NBC News. And I don’t think there’s bias in CBS or ABC.”

**And there's also no bias at CNN, MSNBC or Pravda!!! The only place where there is bias is on FOX News, talk radio and in the blogosphere.

Such is the opinion of biased Liberals, who dominate the Mainstream Media.........Bunch of lying bastards.**

Top 10 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year (2006)

Mayor Ray Nagin (D - New Orleans, Race Baiter Extraordinaire)

"It's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild New Orleans — the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans. This city will be a majority African American city. It's the way God wants it to be. You can't have New Orleans no other way. It wouldn't be New Orleans"........"This city will be chocolate at the end of the day."

**Gotta love the mayor of a major American city calling for a "chocolate" city.......As my friend Tyrone over at Wake Up Black America put it: Nagin will forever be known as the Mayor of Hershey.

Can you imagine if a White mayor called for a "vanilla" city? There would be Hell to pay for that poor SOB.

But Nagin will get a pass because he's a Black Liberal, and his moronic comments will be swept away by the MSM.......Good thing the New Media is around to make sure racist comments like these never go away.**
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United for Peace and Justice (Anti-War Protest Group)

"We are taking over the White House until they leave.......TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE BY STORM, Stop Genocide, Torture and Occupation."

"We will not allow the Slave Holders that Still Prevail in this Country to Rule us any longer . . . The Administration is Criminal and if they will not step down, we must storm in, show them how many of us do not accept a criminal government."

"The Political Cooperative will put a new, temporary government in place that is comprised of people from Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch and all the organizations that have finally made us aware of the truth of the savage practices and illegal policies of our government in assassinating our own officials as well as people throughout the world who oppose their criminal activity."

- An announcement calling for a March 15 "invasion" of the White House.

**Here's hoping these morons give it their all. A truly valiant effort is in order........And then I hope they get gunned down en masse by the Secret Service.**
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State Senator Sheila Kuehl (D-Los Angeles)

"We've been working since 1995 to try to improve the climate in schools for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender kids, as well as those kids who are just thought to be gay, because there is an enormous amount of harassment and discrimination at stake.

Sen. Kuehl's law would require schools to buy textbooks which portray "the sexual diversity of our society,'' and mandate that students hear history lessons on "the contributions of people who are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender to the economic, political, and social development of California and the United States of America.''

**Boom! Boom! Boom, boom, boom!..........The beating of the drum never ends.

THANK GOD FOR HOMESCHOOLING, CHARTER SCHOOLS AND PRIVATE SCHOOLS!!**
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Judge Kristine Cecava (Nebraska District Court)

"You are a sex offender, and you did it to a child"........."That doesn't make you a hunter. You do not fit in that category.

"I want control of you until I know you have integrated change into your life. I truly hope that my bet on you being OK out in society is not misplaced."

- Statement after the judge decided to give a pedophile probation instead of prison, because the man was TOO SMALL TO SURVIVE IN PRISON.

**This is a repulsive ruling, and the judge should be tossed off the bench.......This is so bad, I wouldn't blame the parents of the molested child if they went nuts and slit this woman's throat (A concern not a suggestion, by the way.) They might dress in Muslim garb and say it was an honor killing.

I guess, the poor child wasn't "too small" for this predator to bang!!! Damn this makes me sick!! Proper justice would have put this POS in prison, and if he was banged to death by the Prison Mule so be it........If the Mule got tired of this shorty and Shanks got him instead, even better.

Maybe the next time he rapes a child he'll get a legitimate sentence. Or maybe not........But either way, it's more than likely there will be another time, and this stupid ass judge will have another child's life ruined on her hands.**
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Noam Chomsky (MIT Progagandameister, Communist Lunatic)

"I have been writing about terrorism for 25 years always using the official U.S. definition [of the word 'terrorist'], but that definition is un-usable, and the reason is that when you use that definition it turns out, not surprisingly,that the U.S is one of the leading terrorist states, and the other states become terrorist or non-terrorist depending on how they are relating to U.S. goals."

**Chomsky is a favorite of the Left, and is considered one of the countries greatest "minds"......And he thinks America is a terrible country.

This statement alone should tell you all you need to know about the "minds" of Leftists.......It should also cause you to rethink many of your thoughts about college education, which is often little more than KVCh indoctrination.**
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Mark Kurlansky (Propagandameister Irrationalis)

"I am sick and tired of the Founding Fathers and all their intents. The real American question of our times is how our country in a little over 200 years sank from the great hope to the most backward democracy in the West. The U.S. offers the worst healthcare program, one of the worst public school systems and the worst benefits for workers... We ought to do something. Instead, we keep worrying about the vision of a bunch of sexist, slave-owning 18th century white men in wigs and breeches."

**What a crock of crap, but if he must assign blame he should start with the ridiculous Liberal programs of the mid-late 20th Century, which created our school system, health care system, and Social Security systems.

Nah, that wouldn't fit his blame-game agenda.**
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Steven Erlanger (NY Times Ignoramus)

"The asymmetry in the reported death tolls is marked and growing: some 230 Lebanese dead, most of them civilians, to 25 Israeli dead, 13 of them civilians. In Gaza, one Israel soldier has died from his own army's fire, and 103 Palestinians have been killed, 70 percent of them militants. The cold figures, combined with Israeli air attacks on civilian infrastructure...have led to accusations by France and the European Union...that Israel is guilty of 'disproportionate use of force'..."

**I'll never understand Liberal combat calculus.......Should the Israelis (or U.S. troops for that matter) pick up the bullets and count the bodies, then return fire at a 1:1 ratio. Or are they allowed a little bigger ratio; maybe at 3:2.

War is hell!!!! When a nation goes to war it must do so with the intention of winning. Of course avoiding civilian casualties is preferable, but what is a combatant to do when the enemy hides behind civilians?

But Liberals have no clue when it comes to war and National Defense.......Sadly, too many Republicans have fallen into their insanity, though, which is why our troops in Iraq are often sitting ducks rather than on a constant aggressive footing.**
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Rep. Nancy Pelosi (House Minority Leader, Knife-weilder)

“If people are ripping your face off, you have to rip their face off...If you take the knife off the table, it’s not very frightening anymore...I pride myself in being called a liberal...Anybody who’s ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me...[The Democratic establishment in Washington] couldn’t control me, so they needed to take me down...They can’t even believe the fact that I’m going to become Speaker, but they’re getting used to it.”

**Just what America needs, San Fran Nan weilding her "knife" and gutting the nation.........Ripping out its morals and soul, and then ripping off all it's personal wealth.

Unfortunately, too many Americans are clueless and have no idea what they will bring on themselves if they vote this hag into the majority leadership role...........The horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrror!!!

Keep this in mind: Any vote for a House Democrat is a vote for Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House.......Not only will she rule the rag-tag bunch in the House, but she'll also be third in line to the presidency.**
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Oliver Stone (Leni Reifenstahl Award Lifetime Recipient)

“Terrorism is a manageable action. It can be lived with.”

**This is a refreshing comment (sort of), because it is a rare one......A Liberal saying what he really means.

Of course I'm appalled at what he has to say, and wouldn't want to live under this kind of leadership, but if we put enough Democrats in power it is exactly what we will get.**
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"I Hate School" (Poem)

"Fuck this shit, up the ass. I don't think I'll ever pass."

- A line in a poem from the book "You Hear Me?"

**This book was recently pulled from public schools in New York. Amazingly this trash was suggested reading for 6th-8th graders by the Columbia University Teacher's College Reading and Writing Project.

Is there any wonder so many American children are gangsters, whacked out crack head EMO's, STD ridden, with child, POS's, contemplating suicide or mass murder of their fellow students?**

Richard Dawkins (Dr. Mengele Wannabe)

“[Saddam Hussein’s] mind would have been a unique resource for historical, political and psychological research: a resource that is now forever unavailable to scholars... [I]n a small way his execution represents a wanton and vandalistic destruction of important research data.”

**Huh??

Mr. Dawkins truly is a "Richard," and continues to further prove at least one set of "research data": that "Liberalism is a mental disorder." - Michael Savage

Rep. Barney Frank (D'u' - Mass)

“The policy [for the White House after Katrina], I think, is ethnic cleansing by inaction.”

**Wow, that's a harsh statement, and is way over the top........Even for the Purple Normo Dinosaur who formerly had a gay prostitution ring run out of his congressional office.**

'H'Eleanor Clift (2006 Female Goebbels Award Nominee)

“Forget making nice; if [Democrats] want to pass the policies they campaigned on in a timely fashion, they can’t let Republicans in on the deal. The GOP will only erect legislative roadblocks.”

**I guess bipartisanship is out. I'm shocked.........Not.

Here's hoping she's right about the GOP, though....And here's also hoping the biggest roadblock the Democrats have on the road to their Socialist Utopia is in the form of President Bush's veto pen.**

Tom Matzzie (MoveOn.org Washington Director)

"If a member of Congress is wrong on Iraq, that is not what we voted for"......"There will be people watching to make sure they do the right thing."

**This is about as big an admission as there is that the lunatics on the Left feel they control the Democrat Party.....Which they do.

And make no mistake when they say they are making sure "they do the right thing," they really mean making sure they do the LEFT thing.**

Sen. Robert "KKK" Byrd (D - West Virginia, 3rd In Line To The Presidency)

"Age does not affect me except in my legs"...."And I've got a head up here that hasn't changed one iota in the last 25-years."

**"Sheets" has been in the Senate since January 3, 1959; longer than some of our senators have been alive!!! This is a sickening fact, but lets return to the comment of the Grand Cyclops.

Less than 25-years ago (2001 in fact), Byrd was the last U.S. congressman to use the word "nigger" on the Senate floor, which caused a political firestorm (Including in his own party, not that they did anything to silence or replace him, which the Republicans would have done).........I'm sure he "hasn't changed one iota" since saying this any more than he has in the past 25-years, or the past 50-years for that matter.

How about another quote from Sen. KKK (regarding the integration of Blacks into the U.S. military: "Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels (American Blacks), a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."

THIS IS THE MAN THE DEMOCRATS CALL "THE CONSCIENCE OF THE SENATE?" Nice party.**

Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D - Maryland)

"There is a going to be a tension there"...."My sense is there's going to be a testing period to gauge to what extent the Republicans want to join us in a constructive effort or whether they intend to be disruptive. It's going to be a work in progress."

**If I remember correctly (and I surely do), the Democrats have been anything but helpful with the Republicans in the past decade, and prided themselves on being a stong opposition........The Republicans should do the same.

What I find interesting is the way Liberals label the matter: When (D)’s are obstructive, they are being constructive. When (R)’s are obstructive they are being disruptive……What a joke.**

The Phallus (Class offered at Occidental College)

Class topics include "the relation between the phallus and the penis, the meaning of the phallus, phallologocentrism, the lesbian phallus, the Jewish phallus, the Latino phallus, and the relation of the phallus and fetishism."

**I couldn't make this crap up if I wanted to.........At least it's cheap, though: $32,800/year for tuition at this institution of propaganda learning. Definitely higher learning at its finest.**

Andrea Mitchell (NBC Propagandameistress)

“Who is the most likely Democratic nominee for president? Anyway you slice it, Hillary Clinton is the one to beat...Hillary hopes to capitalize on the nostalgia that many Americans have for the Clinton years, the good old days.”

**I have no doubt about Hillary being the "one to beat" among the Democrats, but I almost puked seeing the "Clinton years" and "the good old days" in the same sentence.

It's good to see Andrea being an impartial newscaster, though.......Riiiiiiiiight.**

Ramsey Clark (Former U.S. Attorney General and Saddam Defense Lawyer)

“The United States, and the Bush administration in particular, engineered the demonization of [Saddam] Hussein."

**It's Bush's fault that Saddam was "demonized?" You have got to be kidding me? The fact Saddam is responsible for the brutal killing and torture of a million-plus Iraqis, Kuwaitis, Kurds, Iranians, etc., etc., invaded two of his neighbors, and created one of the worlds best WMD programs is George Bush's fault?

Ramsey Clark is a disgusting creature, and it's embarassing to have to acknowlege he was ever the Attorney General of the United States (under President L.B. Johnson).**

Donald Trump (Beast Hunter)

Rosie O'Donnell is "disgraceful, a horrible human being, a terrible person...Her magazine failed. The ratings for her show were terrible. They basically threw her off the air.... She is not a good person. She makes false statements. She's a bully."

“Maybe she wanted to put the crown back on Miss USA’s head. I think she’s very attracted to Miss USA so she probably wanted to put the crown on her head herself.”

“Ultimately, Rosie is a loser."

**THESE ARE DEFINITELY NOT LIBBY JACKASS QUOTES, though Trump qualifies as a Liberal and has been known to be a Jackass at times as well....But on his assessment of this pathetic, haggardly, Leftist, beast he has it exacltly correct, and I am thoroughly enjoying the slaying he's giving her on national TV on an almost nightly basis.

My favorite quote from this spat is Trump saying "I'm might sue her fat ass just for fun".......LOL!!! Keep it up, Donald. Someone needs to shut this beast up.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Majority Leader - CA, Loon)

I'm the "most powerful woman in America."

**Egads!!! What have we done? What have we brought on ourselves by allowing the Democrats, with their current crazy leadership, to take over Congress?.........Oh well, at least we got our pound of flesh from the Republicans for not being Conservative enough (tongue firmly implanted in cheek).

And make no mistake, Nancy will lead as a San Fransicko Liberal........Which will be much, much worse than the pseudo-Cons we had before.

The one thing I do find enjoyment about in Nancy's statement is her direct assault on Hillary Clinton, claiming the title of the "most powerful woman in America".......If nothing else, this battle royale will be very interesting as we get closer to 2008.**

Dr. Richard Dawkins (Dr. Mengele Wannabe)

“If you can breed cattle for milk yield, horses for running speed, and dogs for herding skill, why on Earth should it be impossible to breed humans for mathematical, musical or athletic ability?”

**And I bet some of you think it's over the top for me to call scientists such as Dawkins a bunch of Mengelians........This statement is eugenics at its finest, and would have found agreement from any Nazi scientist.**

Unfortunately, science has its share of Josef Mengele's, just as it does its Jonas Salk's.**

Sen. "Slow" Joe Biden (D - Delaware, Nut)

"It is my intention to seek the nomination, and it's my intention sometime in the month of January to set up the appropriate mechanism to be able to raise money for that purpose."

**RUN JOE, RUN!!!! Please, Joe.

I'm not sure how this moron thinks he can win, but here's hoping he makes a good go of it, and is as brutal on the Democrats running against him as he is on Bush's judicial nominees.**