Madeleine Albright (Wolfboy's Secretary of State)

"We must stop Saddam from ever again jeopardizing the stability and the security of his neighbors with weapons of mass destruction... Iraq is a long way from Ohio, but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risk that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face."

– Comment while Secretary of State (1990's)

**Like her old boss (the duplicitous SOB), a duplicitous bitch.**

Al Gore (Wolfboy's V.P., Pet Rock)

"[I]f you allow someone like Saddam Hussein to get nuclear weapons, ballistic missiles, chemical weapons, biological weapons, how many people is he going to kill with such weapons? He's already demonstrated a willingness to use these weapons; he poison gassed his own people. He used poison gas and other weapons of mass destruction against his neighbors. This man has no compunctions about killing lots and lots of people."

- Comments made while Vice President (1990's)

**Like his old boss, a duplicitous SOB.**

Bill Clinton (Wolfboy) - Pt. 4

“I never thought Saddam [Hussein] presented any kind of a terrorist threat.”

- Comment made in September 2006

"[L]et's imagine the future. What if he fails to comply and we fail to act, or we take some ambiguous third route, which gives him yet more opportunities to develop this program of weapons of mass destruction and continue to press for the release of the sanctions and continue to ignore the solemn commitments that he made? Well, he will conclude that the international community has lost its will. He will then conclude that he can go right on and do more to rebuild an arsenal of devastating destruction. And some day, some way, I guarantee you he'll use the arsenal. And I think every one of you who has really worked on this for any length of time, believes that, too."

- Comment he made while President (1990's)

**What a duplicitous SOB!**

Bill Clinton (Wolfboy) - Pt. 3

“I never thought Saddam [Hussein] presented any kind of a terrorist threat.”

- Comment made in September 2006

"Our purpose is clear: We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program... Saddam must not be allowed to threaten his neighbors or the world with nuclear arms, poison gas or biological weapons. Earlier today I ordered America's armed forces to strike military and security targets in Iraq. They are joined by British forces. Their mission is to attack Iraq's nuclear, chemical and biological-weapons programs and its military capacity to threaten its neighbors... I have no doubt today, that left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will use these terrible weapons again."

- Comment he made while President (1990's)

**What a duplicitous SOB.**

Bill Clinton (Wolfboy) - Pt. 2

“I never thought Saddam [Hussein] presented any kind of a terrorist threat.”

- Comment made in September 2006

"Other countries possess weapons of mass destruction and ballistic missiles. With Saddam, there is one big difference: He has used them, not once, but repeatedly. Unleashing chemical weapons against Iranian troops during a decade-long war. Not only against soldiers, but against civilians, firing Scud missiles at the citizens of Israel, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and Iran. And not only against a foreign enemy, but even against his own people, gassing Kurdish civilians in Northern Iraq. The international community had little doubt then, and I have no doubt today, that left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will use these terrible weapons again."

- Comment he made while President (1990's)

**What a duplicitous SOB.**

Bill Clinton (Wolfboy) - Pt. 1

“I never thought Saddam [Hussein] presented any kind of a terrorist threat.”

- Comment made in September 2006

"[M]ark my words, [Saddam] will develop weapons of mass destruction. He will deploy them, and he will use them... Iraq [is] a rogue state with weapons of mass destruction, ready to use them or provide them to terrorists, drug traffickers or organized criminals who travel the world among us unnoticed. If we fail to respond today, Saddam, and all those who would follow in his footsteps, will be emboldened tomorrow by the knowledge that they can act with impunity... Some day, some way, I guarantee you he'll use the arsenal."

- Comment made while President (1990's)

**What a duplicitous SOB.**

Judge Mark Kouris (3rd District Court)

"If this was a 29-year-old male and a 17-year-old female, I would be inclined to order some incarceration."

- Statement after giving a ridiculous sentence to a female high-school substitute teacher in Utah who will serve no time behind bars for performing oral sex on a 17-year-old male student.

**So much for equality of the 'sexes'...........Literally.**

Michael Moore (Lifetime-Achievement Goebbels Award Recipient, King of Hearts)

"I'm here to tell you that you [Hillary] will never make it through the ['08] Democratic primaries unless you start now by strongly opposing the war...Last [week's] voter revolt took place just a few miles from your home in Chappaqua. Did you hear the noise? Can you read the writing on the wall?"

- In a personal message to Hillary

**Hillary's going to have a rough go of it no matter what she does, but if she follows the advise of the insanos on the Left, she's going to get killed in the Presidential Election.

But that's not what's important in this quote. What's important is Michael Moore claiming to be, and being accepted as, a leading voice of the Democrat Party........Keep this in mind if you get any inkling to ever vote (D).**

Germaine Greer (EnvironMENTALIST Whackjobo-Supremo)

"'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin was a self-deluded animal torturer"......"He would tell you how dangerous they were, and he would proceed to intrude on their space and humiliate [them] – treat them with massive insensitivity."

**Hahahaha!!! Irwin was a "torturer!" And treated animals with "insensitivity."

The Crock Hunter may have been a nut, but he was a great proponent for animal conservation......That's not good enough for the Mentalists, though. Hell, nothing short of man's extinction would be good enough for them.**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, White-Domed Hyena)

“We think there’s a lot of politics in the president’s speeches - one every day on terrorism. They think they can’t win the elections unless they talk about terrorism all the time. We think we ought to talk about a new direction for the country.”

**Damn it must be easy to be a constant contrarian, and bitch and whine about everything the president does or says..........No matter what the issue is, or how it affects the country; good, bad or otherwise.

Examples: "Republicans are too tough on terrror"....."Republicans are to soft on terror"....."Bush doesn't talk about terrorism so he is ducking the issue"....."Bush talks too much about terrorism and is using it for politics".....Etc., etc., etc.**

U.S. Census Bureau

“National Singles Week” was started by the Buckeye Singles Council in Ohio in the 1980s to celebrate single life and recognize singles and their contributions to society. The week is now widely observed during the third full week of September (Sept. 17-23 in 2006) as “Unmarried and Single Americans Week,” an acknowledgment that many unmarried Americans do not identify with the word “single” because they are parents, have partners or are widowed.

**WHEN IS "NATIONAL MARRIED WEEK"????? I must have missed that one.

This is just stupid, but another in the multitude of ways our government goes out of its way to appease those who don't want to live a traditional lifestyle........Which does nothing but undermine American society as a whole.**

Judge Fred Hazouri (4th District Court of Appeals)

"We acknowledge that Munao's statements, encouraging his 6-year-old son to get a knife and stab his mother, are deeply troublesome and offensive."....."However, it is not this court's role to rewrite the statute by interpreting it as the state suggests."

- Commenting on the courts decision to throw out a child abuse conviction for a man who told his six year old son to stab his mother.

**This POS had five years knocked off his conviction, because telling his child to stab his mother was a "free speech issue"............I'm sure this is exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when creating the First Amendment.

Ho, hum, I guess.......Just another day in Liberalville, and another emission of the "stench from the bench." (MS)**

Janet Jackson (Yes, That Janet Jackson)

“Hillary Clinton as president - that would be great. Then she could show all those people who wouldn’t trust a woman with such a job... I am not satisfied with the situation in this world. I hate war.”

**I know Janet Jackson is a political guru, but I have a few questions for her:

1. Hillary voted for the war, and has also voted repeatedly to fund the war and to continue prosecuting the war........Does Janet think Hillary would magically end the war?

2. Janet states she wants a woman president. I do too..........How would she feel about my favorite candidate; Condoleezza Rice? A Black Woman to boot.

No one should listen to anything the Jacksons say (Michael, Janet, Tito, Marlon, Germaine..........Or Jesse for that matter), and the best advice I've heard in a long time came from another singer:

"If you're listening to rock stars in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are." - Alice Cooper**

Kofi"cup" Annan (U.N. Secretary General)

“[W]e should avoid anything that incites hatred.”

**Thank you for those words of brilliance, Prime Minister Chamberlain........Err, Secretary Annan.

Oops. A little un-accidental typo.**

Sen. "Up"Chuck Schumer (D - NY, Truth Teller??)

“The analogy with World War II is just so flawed. There were many Americans who thought Hitler could be appeased. So did Chamberlain. So did others. Nobody thinks these terrorists can be appeased.”

**Chucky is correct.......Kind of.

So, why do he and his Democrat pals insist on sticking it to Bush's efforts to protect America from the Islamo-Fascists? He's admitted they can't be "appeased." By definition this means they must be dealt with militarily.....I guess politics trumps all else, though.**

Helen Thomas (Crumudgeon)

“[I]t’s time for the Democratic candidates to bite the bullet (excuse the expression) and call for an immediate withdrawal of American troops from Iraq. We don’t need more phony time tables to prolong the agony. We need a quick exit from a bad show.”

**I know an "agony" and "bad show" I am suffering from, and that is waiting for Helen to "bite the bullet".........(excuse the expression).**

Charles Gibson (ABC Propagandameister)

“Hurricane Katrina... disproportionately affected poor and black neighborhoods. Before Katrina, two-thirds, 67 percent of New Orleans was black. Now, 40, maybe 50 percent of the population is black. In short,New Orleans is whiter and richer now. That has triggered suspicion inthe black community.”

**I knew it!! I knew Vice President Chenney convinced President Bush to use all his powers to create Hurricane Katrina in order to rid New Orleans of much of its Black populace.

It was a perfect plot to get the Whiteman back into New Orleans, or to get Haliburton into the area.........I'm sure this is the thought process in the Liberal mind, also known as the Twilight Zone.**

Keith Olberman (Sports-Guy Doing Supposedly Serious News)

"The man who sees absolutes, where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning, is either a prophet, or a quack. Donald H. Rumsfeld is not a prophet.”

**Rumsfeld may not be a prophet, and may even be a quack (though he is one of my favorites)......But if this is so then no one should be surprised Olberman is the one who noticed.

This would be a perfect case of the old saying: "it takes one to know one."**

Susan Estrich (2006 Goebbel's Award Nominee)

“The essence of discrimination is to draw conclusions about individuals based on the group of which they are members. And 99.99 percent of all Muslims are not terrorists, which does not make up for the fact that 100 percent of the 9-11 attackers were Muslims. Treating all Muslims as if they were terrorists because a few are is discriminatory, even if it is accurate that Muslims are much more likely to be terrorists than non-Muslims.”

**This is what we'll get if we put the Democrats back in power. Leadership which blames America for the acts of terrorists and Islamists, instead of blaming them and their Religion of POS.......Keep this in mind when you vote in November.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass, Fat-Drunk-Killer)

"The [Connecticut] primary reminded us of the miracle of our democracy, in which the nation is ruled by its people - not by any entrenched set of leaders."

**No one is more "entrenched" than this fat POS, who's grown roots in his Senate office after holding his post for the past 44-years.........If anything, the Duke of Chappaquiddick Bay should be the poster-boy for term limits.

That said, we'll see how Teddy's talking when Lieberman wins his seat as an Independant.........Here's betting he's on the front line to kiss Joe's ass.**

Jimmy Carter (Marxus peanutfarmera)

“Under all of [President Bush’s] predecessors there was a commitment to peace instead of pre-emptive war. Our country always had a policy of not going to war unless our own security was directly threatened and now we have a new policy of going to war on a pre-emptive basis.”

**Jimmy'd rather we take a nuke in New York, I guess.........I'm sure he and his cronies would say this is hyperbole, though.

Personally, I'd rather not run the risk I'm wrong. The death of thousands of Americans is a risk I'm not willing to wage...........But Jimmy and the Democrats are, because they trust Radical Islam to play nice.

Keep this in mind when you vote.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (House Minority Leader, Knife-weilder)

“If people are ripping your face off, you have to rip their face off... If you take the knife off the table, it’s not very frightening anymore... I pride myself in being called a liberal... Anybody who’s ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me... [The Democratic establishment in Washington] couldn’t control me, so they needed to take me down... They can’t even believe the fact that I’m going to become Speaker, but they’re getting used to it.”

**Just what America needs, San Fran Nan weilding her "knife" and gutting the nation.........Ripping out its morals and soul, and then ripping off all it's personal wealth.

Unfortunately, too many Americans are clueless and have no idea what they will bring on themselves if they vote this hag into the majority leadership role...........The horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrror!!!

Keep this in mind: Any vote for a House Democrat is a vote for Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House.......Not only will she rule the rag-tag bunch in the House, but she'll also be third in line to the presidency.**

James Carville (Junkyard Dog)

“We have to go back to 1974 to find such a favorable environment [for the Democrats]. If we can’t win in this environment, we have to question the whole premise of the party.”

**Carville is correct. This is the best opportunity the Democrats have had to reclaim a little power in a long time........Of course, I said the same thing in 2002 and 2004, which blew up in their faces.

The Republican Party is a mess, but this is nothing new, and even at that most Americans want nothing to do with the insaniacs on the Left running our country.......The Democrats should pick up the House and Senate this year, but I'll be shocked if they can step out of their own way long enough to win the House back.**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, Yelpo wackjobbo)

“People trust Democrats to handle our national security.”

**Hahahahahahaha!!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Hahahahahaha!! Hahahahaha!

That's some funny Shiite. I almost pee on myself every time I read that..........But I love Howie. He really is the gift that keeps on giving. Giving to the (R)'s.**

Michael Moore (DNC Bandleader, King of Hearts)

“Let the resounding defeat of Sen. Joe Lieberman send a cold shiver down the spine of every Democrat who supported the invasion of Iraq and who continues to support, in any way,this senseless, immoral, unwinnable war... Nearly every Democrat set to run for president in 2008 is responsible for this war... I realize that there are those like Kerry and Edwards who have now changed their position and are strongly anti-war. Perhaps that switch will be enough for some to support them. For others, like me—while I’m glad they’ve seen the light—their massive error in judgment is, sadly, proof that they are not fit for the job.”

**Hearing Michael Moore speak as a leader of the Democrat Party should be a terrifying thing for so-called "moderate" Democrats........I have no doubt he causes as many Democrats to flee the party as Republican ideology and ideals do.

The vast majority of Americans find Moore to be a repulsive creature, and the last thing they want is him to speak in their name as Democrats.........Luckily, he won't shut up, and will continue pushing these "moderates" to the Republican Party.**

Nihad Awad (Executive Director of CAIR)

"There is nothing in the Koran or the Islamic faith that encourages people to be cruel or to be vicious or to be criminal."

**This is one of the biggest of the many, many "Big Lies"!!

The proponents of the Religion of POS (and the Liberal tools who have fallen under it's spell) can try to sell Islam however they want, but there is no denying the truth about Islam............It is a religion of conquest and submission. Nothing more, nothing less. Always has been, always will be.

The key to Muslims being able to support what this idiot says is they claim there is nothing "cruel...or vicious...or criminal" in doing whatever it takes to subdue or crush unbelievers.**

Sen. 'Slow' Joe Biden (D - Delaware)

"My problem with Wal-Mart is that I don’t see any indication that they care about the fate of middle-class people. They talk about paying them $10 an hour. How can you live a middle-class life on that?”

**Slow Joe is a complete jackass, and has no concept of reality.

1. It's not Wal-Mart's responsibility to "care about the fate of middle-class people." Corporations aren't based on social wants or needs. Corporations are based on production and profit.

2. I don't like shopping at Wal-Mart because it is obnoxiously big, and it drives me crazy walking into a place that sells tomatos and tires........But millions of American consumers seem to love the place. If they didn't, there would be no such thing as Wal-Mart, and surely wouldn't be hundreds of them across the country.

3. Many of the base employees at Wal-Mart are barely worth "$10 an hour"!!! This is reality..........I've been there many times, and the workers are slow, often useless and $10 an hour seems like charity for the lack of work they do (or don't do).

4. If Wal-Mart paid more than it does, many of its employees would be ex-employees........Wal-Mart would do the same work with less employees. This is the most basic economic concept, but one Democrats seem to misunderstand.

5. This isn't a Communist country, and the government has no business sticking it's nose in the private sector wage scale.

6. I AM AN OFFICE MANAGER FOR A PEDIATRICIAN'S OFFICE AND I START MY EMPLOYEES AT $10 PER HOUR, OR LESS! This is the going rate in the community, and I have no shortage of applicants who would love to have such a job.........I guess Biden wouldn't like me either. GOOD!!**