National Organization of Short Statured Adults

"United organization of short men and women from around the globe, committed to opposing heightism in society, providing a supportive environment in which to share experiences, and promoting the message of self-empowerment for all of its members."

- Mission Statement for this group, which is "short" on brains.

**I don't make this shit up.......I couldn't if I wanted to. But I'm going to try.

"United organization of 6'2", 240 pound, middle aged white men who shave their heads from around the American Southwest. Committed to opposing jackasses of all kinds and providing support for those who wish to be normal, decent Americans." - Pero's Organization of Normals

I'm sure that makes me a radical right-winger, though......TOUGH!!!**

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY)

"I said, 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to convey the impression that you don't work hard.' I just want to set the bar high, because we are in a competition for the future."

- Apologizing to her daughter Chelsea after saying that young people today "think work is a four-letter word."

**"Someone should tell both Hillary and Chelsea that work is a four-letter word!" - James Taranto**

Keith Olbermann (MSNBC Douche)

"Don't [the 6,000 National Guard troops for the border] have to come from Iraq? In other words, could this be...a backdoor way for the President to say, 'Well, I've got to bring these people in for this pressing urgent issue on the Mexican border and we have got to just coincidentally reduce troop levels by removing the National Guard from Iraq and Afghanistan?"'

**I love how the morons in the MSM make it seem like every American soldier is in Iraq.....Either they believe it and are completely stupid, or they know better an just try to decieve the people.

I hate to admit it, but Olbermann isn't stupid. So I can only assume he's simply lying to the people.........FYI: Only about 10% of the total U.S. troop force is in Iraq, and there are plenty of National Guardsmen to guard the border.**

Hugo Chavez (Dicktator, Partial Truth-Teller)

"[The U.S. is an] empire and it has a great capacity to do harm to the countries of the world."

**The U.S. is hardly and empire. If anything the U.S. is the least empirical great country in the history of the world.......Name me one other great nation which has imposed its will on it's neighbors, and the rest of the globe, less than the U.S.

That said, Hugo is correct about the U.S.'s power, and ability to cause great harm.......I just hope he realizes this ability extends to his own life.**

Mayor Ray Nagin (D - Chocolate City)

"They don't get the uniqueness of New Orleans, they don't really get what really happened during Katrina - all they saw was those awful images - and they really don't get Ray Nagin. Sometimes I don't get Ray Nagin, so it's all right."

**I'll be the first to admit, I "really don't get Ray Nagin"......But I would like to visit him in Willie Wonkaville someday.**

Judge Kristine Cecava (Nebraska District Court)

"You are a sex offender, and you did it to a child"........."That doesn't make you a hunter. You do not fit in that category."

I want control of you until I know you have integrated change into your life. I truly hope that my bet on you being OK out in society is not misplaced."

- Statement after the judge decided to give a pedophile probation instead of prison, because the man was TOO SMALL TO SURVIVE IN PRISON.

**This is a repulsive ruling, and the judge should be tossed off the bench.......This is so bad, I wouldn't blame the parents of the molested child if they went nuts and slit this woman's throat (A concern not a suggestion, by the way.) They might dress in Muslim garb and say it was an honor killing.

I guess, the poor child wasn't "too small" for this predator to bang!!!Damn this makes me sick!! Proper justice would have put this POS in prison, and if he was banged to death by the Prison Mule so be it........If the Mule got tired of this shorty and Shanks got him instead, even better.

Maybe the next time he rapes a child he'll get a legitimate sentence. Or maybe not........But either way, it's more than likely there will be another time, and this stupid ass judge will have another child's life ruined on her hands.**

Meredith Vieira (ABC Host of "The View of the Clueless")

"Why does raising the minimum wage, this is one I don't get, actually hurt poor people? I don't understand that one at all."

**Economics 1o1:

- Increased wages = Increased production/service cost
- Increased production/service cost = Increased cost to the consumer
- Increased cost to the consumer = HURTING THE POOR AND MIDDLE CLASS!!

So, by raising minimum wage Liberals are doing nothing but hurting those they "supposedly" care about...........It's not rocket-science.**

Port Washington High School Questionaire

"If you have never slept with someone of your same gender, then how do you know you wouldn't prefer it?"

- Questionaire asked of Port Washington High School students in Wisconsin

**Next semester's questionaire will ask another interesting question:

"If you have never slept with a sheep, then how do you know you wouldn't prefer it?"

Just another day in Normoville, U.S.A.**

Bradley (T)Whitford (Hollywood Ignoramus)

"[O]ur policy [in Iraq] has desecrated [the American] flag. Treating the rest of the world with contempt, dropping bombs on people who don't need bombs dropped on them, killing civilians...in a policy based on an assumption that an Iraqi life is worth less than ours. It's obscene."

**Like many Liberals, Twhitford sees the United States as an occupier..........AN OCCUPIER!?!?

This makes me sick. So much so, I'm going to defer the rest of my comment to a man who put it better than I ever could:

"Time after time in our history, in the face of great danger, Democrats and Republicans worked together to ensure that freedom would not falter. But not today.

Motivated more by partisan politics than by national security, today's Democratic leaders see America as an occupier, not a liberator.

And nothing makes this Marine madder than someone calling American troops occupiers rather than liberators.

Tell that to the one-half of Europe that was freed because Franklin Roosevelt led an army of liberators, not occupiers.

Tell that to the lower half of the Korean Peninsula that is free because Dwight Eisenhower commanded an army of liberators, not occupiers.

Tell that to the half a billion men, women and children who are free today from the Baltics to the Crimea, from Poland to Siberia, because Ronald Reagan rebuilt a military of liberators, not occupiers.

Never in the history of the world has any soldier sacrificed more for the freedom and liberty of total strangers than the American soldier. And, our soldiers don't just give freedom abroad, they preserve it for us here at home." - Sen. Zell Miller*

Rep. John Conyers (D - Michigan, Race Baiter Extraordinaire)

"My bill does four things: It acknowledges the fundamental injustice and inhumanity of slavery; It establishes a commission to study slavery, its subsequent racial and economic discrimination against freed slaves; It studies the impact of those forces on today's living African Americans; The commission would then make recommendations to Congress on appropriate remedies to redress the harm inflicted on living African Americans."

**In other words, Conyers is looking for a payday for Blacks......He calls it "reparations," but in truth he's looking for nothing less than to "rape-the-nation." (MS)

That said, if a payoff would put an end to the bitching and whining by the professional race-baiters, and also end affirmative racism, I'd gladly give each American Black a million dollars.........But we all know this isn't what Conyers and the rest of the race-shucksters want. They just want something to cry about, and also a way to increase THEIR OWN PERSONAL WEALTH AND POWER!!**

Sen. John Heinz-Kerry (D'u' - Mass, Winter Soldiering SOB)

"Just as it was in 1971, it is again right to make clear that the best way to support the troops is to oppose a course that squanders their lives, dishonors their sacrifice, and disserves the American people and our principles."

**"Just as it was in 1971" Johnny Heinz-Kerry is giving our enemies hope for success (otherwise known as 'aid and comfort), which is leading to more American deaths........Luckily this time the American people don't seem as willing to stab our troops in the back in their effort to stick it to the politicians.**

Arthur Finkelstein (Republican Political Operative)

"Scoop Jackson and Hubert Humphrey would twirl in their graves to think that she is the symbol of their party, let alone its leading candidate."

- "She" would be Hillary Clinton.

**I have to take a break from the Liberal BS quotes from time to time......This was one of those times.**

Time Magazine

"There could hardly be a more opportune time for the country to be giving [Al] Gore another look."

**I couldn't agree more.

Run Al, Run! Run Al, Run......And take Johnny Heinz along as your V.P.

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!! Nothing would make me happier than to see Gore as the Democrat nominee.**

Hanoi Jane Fonda (Hollywood Skank)

"It's sad, and in a way, it's pathetic, that lo, these many years later, these people have not made sense of the [Vietnam] War. They're off base in terms of where the anger needs to be placed. And I'm made a lightning rod, and the right wing has been very assiduous in fanning the flame of the myth of Hanoi Jane. You know, they've spread lies on the Internet about things I supposedly did that aren't true."

**Poor Jane, all those mean "myth(s) of Hanoi Jane" must be very hard on her psyche.

I don't know how anyone could mistake her hanging out on North Vietnamese gun-stations and yucking it up with the Cong as anything but patriotic......PATRIOTICALLY UNAMERICAN, that is.**

Bill Clinton (Blue Dress Target Shooter)

"If they made the same assurances that Arafat did...."He had made private assurances, and he made public assurances, that he did not support terror any more and would try to restrain it."

- Answer when asked if he would shake hands with Hamas in the name of negotiation.

**"The same assurances that Arafat" made?? Arafat did nothing but talk out his rectum, and continued attacking Israel.........Bill can't possibly believe Arafat was a trustworthy negotiator, can he?

Clinton is a lot of things, but he's not stupid. He may appreciate the skill with which Arafat lied, but he can't possibly think Arafat was true to his word.**

Bill Maher (Chicken Little)

"Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction - and that's what global warming is - in order to protect oil company profits, well that fits for me the definition of treason."

**The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!!**

MeCha Reconquista Movement

"We believe that we have the right to be in this land... Aztlan is California! Aztlan is this country! This country was ours... We didn't cross the borders. The borders crossed us... This country is based on exploitation!"

**There is one absolute truth for all of humanity, for all of time: THE RIGHT OF CONQUEST!!

If we allow the Goths to reconquer the region (and yes I admit we took it), then we deserve what we get.....Either way, the land will be held by might. The Law of the Jungle is applicable at all times.**

Molly Ivins (Propagandameistress Maximus)

**The other day I heard a young man say, 'I have an issue with torture.' Turns out he was offended by some scenes in a movie he'd been to. I have an issue with torture, too. I get upset when it's real and it's my country doing it."

**Hey Molly, how about torture in the womb? Does that bother you? I didn't think so.

As much as Molly doesn't have a problem with torture in the womb, I equally don't have a problem with torturing terrorist Islamists to save Ameican lives..........HOW ABOUT YOU?**

Illegal Alien Protest Chant in L.A

"Today, we march, tomorrow, we vote, and if they deport us, we will jump over the border fence."

**Which is why we need a massive fence......And it must be manned and patrolled by military forces with a shoot-to-kill order for those who even touch the fence.**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman)

"I was recently asked about the difference between the Democratic and Republican parties. When it comes right down to it, the essential difference is that the Democrats fundamentally believe it is important to make sure that American Jews feel comfortable being American Jews."

**That's the "difference" between (D)'s and (R)'s? This big news from the DNC Chairman should make American Jews feel very special.........And the rest of those who've cozied up to the Democrats should feel terribly betrayed.

I love this guy.......Long live Howie as chairman!!!**

Sen. Harry Reid (Minority Leader, D - Nevada)

"[D]espite White House scare tactics, Social Security remains sound for decades to come."

**“[I]f You Don’t Do Anything, One Of Two Things Will Happen. Either It Will Go Broke And You Won’t Ever Get It, Or If We Wait Too Long To Fix It, The Burden On Society … Of Taking Care Of Our Generation’s Social Security Obligations Will Lower Your Income And Lower Your Ability To Take Care Of Your Children To A Degree That Most Of Us Who Are You Parents Think Would Be Horribly Wrong And Unfair To You And Unfair To The Future Prospects Of The United States.” - President Bill Clinton, Remarks At Georgetown University On Social Security, Washington, DC, 2/9/98

Fixing Social Security with a Republican President = Bad
Fixing Social Security with a Democrat President = Good.

Ho hum, what else is new?!?!?**

Al Gore (TV Station Owner)

"The relationship between our civilization and the earth has been radically transformed. Global warming is by far the most serious manifestation of the collision—and Mother Nature is making the evidence ever more obvious."

**Al Gore for President in 2008!! Al Gore for President in 2008!..........Run Al, Run. Run Al, Run!

Nothing would make me happier than to see this jagoff emerge with the DNC nomination.**

Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D - Rhode Island, Fat Teddy's Drunk Kid)

"Sometime around 2:45 a.m., I drove the few blocks to the Capitol Complex believing I needed to vote. Apparently, I was disoriented from [my] medication... At no time before the incident did I consume any alcohol."

- Excuse after a car accident on May 4.

**On May 5, Patty entered himself into a drug rehab facility. He has managed to avoid any criminal charges. Not even a reckless driving citation........Oh by the way, it was his second car accident in less than a month.

Damn it must be nice to be able to get loaded and drive at will.......And if you kill someone so be it.

"By Kennedy standards, it was a fender-bender." - Howie Carr**

Debra Saunders (Townhall Columnist)

"The bottom line is that while these demonstrations, I am told, are supposed to make me feel better about illegal immigrants, I feel angry when I see thousands of people who knowingly break American law, yet somehow feel entitled to do so and outraged that they have not been sufficiently rewarded for it."

**I can't take the immigration bullshit-speak any longer, and have to end the week on a point of truth.......I couldn't have said it any better.**

Carlos Alvarez (Spokesman for International A.N.S.W.E.R)

"It is a show of political and economic force against the way immigrants are being treated and attacked in the U.S. It is meant to show the qualitative impact of immigrants in the U.S. by their absence, their absence in the labor they produce in this country and by the wealth they produce."

**I know some of you think I make it up when I say the illegal alien rallys are being led by Communists.......A.N.S.W.E.R. is as Commie as it gets.

Oh by the way, I didn't miss anyone on May 1......Did you?**

David Hanschen (Illegal Alien March Sign Hander-Outer)

"Vota Democrata en 2006."

**Illegal alien march and Democrat votes.........Hmmmmm. The correlation is obvious, and scary.**

Edith Mondragon (Illegal Alien/Amnesty Winner in the Making)

“We want to try our luck up there.”

- Commenting on hopes of entering the U.S. in time to cash in on 'amnesty'.

**I think we should let them "try their luck," and if they succeed they should be given INSTANT citizenship........But my idea would be a little more difficult.

They should have to get past a border wall, which is manned by U.S. soldiers and patrolled by satelite imaging, unmanned drones and Apache Helicopters.......And those protecting the wall should have a shoot to kill order.

IF IT'S THEIR 'LUCKY DAY,' HOWEVER, THEY SHOULD BE GIVEN IMMEDIATE AMNESTY!!!!**

Illegal Alien March Protest Slogan

"We march today, we vote tomorrow."

**The Democrat wetdream......Which should be a national nightmare.**

Augustin Cebada (Brown Beret Protester)

"Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out! We are the future. You are old and tired. Leave like beaten rats, you old white people. It is your duty to die...We are going to take over."

- Demanding amnesty for illegal aliens.

**They only come here to work, though..........Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!**

Nativo Lopez (President of the Mexican-American Political Association)

"Well, first off, I refute your terminology. You don't say 'kike,' 'patty,' 'WOP,' OK. You don't say'nigger'!... You're using language that's offensive to me and offensive to my people!... You pollute the air every day, [Lou] Dobbs... That language is offensive, it's derogatory, it's denigrating, and don'tuse that terminology to me again, referring to my people!"

- Complaining to Lou Dobbs for referring to his people as "illegal aliens."

**Wow! Lou was being insensitive..........He should have called them lecherous, fucking "illegal aliens"!!!

Maybe Ann Coulter thinks I'm wrong, though.

"Bank robbers and drug dealers ought to start claiming that the words 'bank robber' and 'drug dealer' are akin to the N-word. They could accuse lawmakers of 'criminalizing felonies' and claim they don't understand what the word 'jailbreak' means."

Ok, maybe she agrees with me.**