Kofi-Cup Annan (U.N. Secretary-General)

"They should not attack innocent civilians. They should not attack those who are not responsible for the publication of the cartoons."

-- Commenting about the Muslim response in the Cartoon Wars.

**Re-read that statement, then think about what Cup said: "Innocent civilians" shouldn't be attacked..........But those who are "responsible for the ....cartoons" should be??

I guess he only worries about collateral damage when it's against Muslims.**

Sen. John Kerry (D'u' - Mass)

"[Democrats are] prepared to eavesdrop wherever and whenever necessary in order to make America safer."

**I have no doubt Johnny Heinz is being honest with this comment. One of the few times I can say this........What's scary, however, is Democrat's ideas of what "make(s) America safer."**

George Stephanopoulos (ABC News'putz', Clintonista)

"Republicans hope that this war on terror issue is going to be the key to have them keeping control of the House and the Senate in these 2006 mid-term elections [while Democrats]know [they] can't let Republicans play the fear card."

**Georgie is somewhat correct in his statement, but this isn't what Americans most "fear"........What Americans most "fear" is the Democrat Party and the insane Liberal fools they bring with them.**

Susan Estrich (Yuck!)

"[Bob Woodruff] was doing what the press should be doing. That it was probably too dangerous is, sadly, exactly what is wrong with this war. It isn't working, it is too dangerous, and Americans need to understand that."

**I don't do many pictures here, but that one was too classic to pass on.........I'd make out with the pumpkin before that hideous hag.

Hey Susan, "war is all hell".........It's never been safe for reporters, and never will be. Those who venture out with the military should know better, and in general they do.

What a moron...........Damn I wish she would replace Woodruff.**

Julian Bond (NAACP Chairman)

"[Republicans'] idea of equal rights is the American flag and the Confederate swastika [sic] flying side-by-side."

**Oh shit!! Julian's found us out.........For all these years we've been able to keep the truth hidden from view.

Oops, I almost forgot........SIG HEIL, PRESIDENT DAVIS!!!**

Peter Daou ("Kerry in 2004" Strategist)

[T]he traditional media, the trusted media, the 'neutral' media, have become the chief delivery mechanism of potent anti-Democratic and pro-Bush storylines."

**Huh?? I wish this "peter" would tell me which channel in the MSM is "pro-Bush".......Even FOX News is Conservative-lite.

With strategists like this, it's no wonder Karl Rove looks so brilliant......Hell, this clown makes James Carville look smart.**

Keith Olbermann (MSNBC 'Sports-Guy', Pompous Putz)

"As if there were banks of phone operators in caves in Afghanistan calling this country, trying to sell people subscriptions. And as if one hundred percent of the calls and the e-mails they looked at were from al-Qa'ida. I mean, there has been a lot of condescension from the administration over the years since the election, but honestly, do they think everybody here is a 6-year-old idiot?"

**No one thinks everyone is "6-years old", Keith........But there are at least 48% of the people who are "idiot(s)."**

Bob Schieffer (C'BS' News Anchor, Dan Rather Wannabe)

"President Bush contends the Constitution gives him the authority to eavesdrop without a court order on U.S. citizens suspected of having ties to the terrorists, and he says his predecessors have used that same authority. Well, asked about that today, former President Bill Clinton told CBS Radio that as far as he knows, all wiretapping done by his administration was done with the authority of court orders."

**Clinton is full of shit, and both he and Bob know it........But, even if Clinton never wiretapped it wouldn't take away Bush's responsibility to do so where necessary.

If Clinton didn't 'tap', he should have........He shouldn't have hamstrung the intelligence community and crushed the Able Danger project.

I'll defer to one of the most brilliant of the Founding Fathers:

"The circumstances that endanger the safety of nations are infinite, and for this reason no constitutional shackles can wisely be imposed on the power to which the care of it is committed." —Alexander Hamilton, Federalist No. 23

Sen. Ted Kennedy (Killed more with his car than V.P. Cheney with a gun)

"I think [Alito] is the wrong judge at the wrong time in the wrong place. I do not believe he is going to be part of the whole movement of the continued march towards progress in this country."

**Thankfully, I think Teddy's correct on one point: Alito won't be taking part in the deconstruction of our great nation.

What's really scary is The Killa's definition of "progress"..........Liberalism is not "progress." If anything it is regression-through-perversion.**

Hugo Chavez (Venezuelan Dicktator)

"The imperialist, genocidal, fascist attitude of the U.S. president has no limits. I think Hitler would be like a suckling baby next to George W. Bush."

**With great quotes like this one it's no wonder why Hugo is a favorite of Jimmy Carter's.

Chavez really should stop using Democrat talking-points.....I just wonder if he's gettting them straight from the DNC, or from the DNC through Al-Qaeda.**

Rep. Maurice Hinchey (D - NY)

"[Administration officials] didn't want to capture Bin Laden because if they captured Bin Laden and wiped out the Taliban, which they could have done at that moment [in Afghanistan], there would have been no justification for going to war in Iraq, and they wanted to use that as a justification for attacking Iraq."

**I hope the Democrats keep with this line. It's been playing well with the public.........Proof is in the elections since 9/11/01. Ooops!**

Bryant Gumbel (Race-Baiter Supreme)

"So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world’s greatest athletes, despite a paucity of blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention." -- Click here to hear the audio.

-- Commenting on what a joke the Winter Olympics are.

**Imagine if a White commentator came on and ripped the NBA for having too many thugh Black-guys...........All Hell would break loose.

But Bryant will get a pass for his comments because he's a 'brother'..........It's bullshit, and he should be fired.**

Jeffrey S. Haynes (Sheep Fucker)

"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did. But I should not be treated as a child molester."

-- Complaining about having to register as a sex offender after pleading "no contest" for having sex with a sheep.

**I hate to be so crude with my titles, but I didn't quite know what else to label Jeff. If the shoe fits.......

What a sick POS. How can anyone "drop trow" with a barnyard animal? It's too bad a stallion didn't sneak up on him and blow out his colon.......Enemclaw-style.

Oh, well. Just another day in the land of the GLBTTBNP'ers.**

Gerardo Sandoval (San Fransisco Board of Supervisors)

"The United States should not have a military."

- Statement Gerardo made on the "Hannity and Colmes Show."

**What a stupid Murtha"F'er."

He must have repeated it 10 times, and was given plenty of opportunities to retract his comment......But instead he took these opportunities to prove what a dumbass he is.

This fool is so out of touch even Alan Colmes (Liberal) was disgusted......Obviously, Hannity wanted to puke, but the best part was watching Colmes rip the moronic supervisor.**

Rep. John Murtha"F'er" (D - Pennsylvania)

"I worry about a slow withdrawal [from Iraq] which makes it look like there's a victory."

**He'd much rather have a quick withdrawal which looks like and would be a defeat.**

Ayman al-Zawahiri (D-Baghdad, Al-Qaeda #2)

"The whole world has discovered the magnitude of the United States' lies and failure and how barbaric it is in its fight against Islam and Muslims."

**Damn Zawahiri sounds like a Democrat......I love the (D) moniker, but can't take credit for it, because it comes from the Patriot Post.

This quote could have easily come from: Howard "Scream" Laden, Osama Yo-Mama Pelosi, Johnny Bin Heinz, Bin Murtha F'er, Al Bin Goring, or Ted "The Killa" Laden......They should all be so proud.**

Paul Begala (Clintonista "Clown")

"There's a reason that [Republicans are] going out and trying to attack Hillary this way. Because they fear her. OK? If it was just some clown like me, you know, they'd probably just let it go... They're terrified of the notion of a President Clinton Two."
**Of course we "fear her," Pauly........We fear the damage she will do to our country. Especially in a time of war.

That said, I must give Begala some credit for being a truth-teller: Admitting he's a "clown".

Star Jones (ABC's "The View" Yapper)

"I won't trust [Osama bin Laden], but anything that gives me the opportunity to seek peace, I would at least check it out. People make deals with the devil all the time. We make deals with people we don't like... What do we have to lose to check it out?"

**Star doesn't "trust Osama", but she's wiling to "trust" a deal with him?? This is pure idiocy.

"What do we have to lose"???? Ask the families who lost loved ones on 9/11. Ask the parents of the children in the Beslan Massacre. Ask the survivors of the London Bombings.

But make no mistake, Star's statement is right in line with most American Liberals......Keep this in mind every time you're tempted to put your pencil in a-box-with-name-with-a-(D)-by-it on election day.**

Sen. John Kerry (D'u' - Mass)

"I think the United States should have offered the opportunity to provide the nuclear fuel [to Iran]. Test them. See whether or not they were actually looking for it for peaceful purposes. If they weren't willing towork a deal, then we could have put sanctions together."

-- During the 2004 presidential campaign, proffering the bright idea that the U.S. provide Iran's mullahs with fissile materiel to "test them"

**With all the news about Iran, I figured this was a good time to put up a classic Kerry appeasement qoute.

WHAT A F'N MORON!!! I'm starting to wonder if Johnny's actually the mascot for the Democrat Party.........The Jackass!!**

Bob Herbert (NY Times POS)

"[T]he plain truth is that [President Bush] is the worst president in memory, and one of the worst of all time."

**The statement above is expected from a Liberal, and has no sense at all......"The plain truth is" President Bush is the best president since FDR!

History will be extremely kind to Bush for his efforts in the GWOT and the SCOTUS and appellate judges he has placed in the nation's highest courts........The fact he kept the U.S. from a full-scale depression after 9/11/01 is a miracle and an enormous accomplishment.

I know many Conservatives will say Reagan was superior to Bush, and I have no problem putting them on par........That said, those who put Reagan above Bush need to remember the shortcomings Reagan had, which were similar to those of Bush (spending, immigration and a second-term scandal in particular).

As an FYI: "The worst president in memory" was Jimmy Carter........One of the five worst of all time.**

Christiane Amanpour (CNN Propagandameistress)

"The Iraq war has been a disaster, and journalists have paid for it."

**I don't know about you, but I feel really bad about "journalists" getting hurt in Iraq.......NOT!!!

Any reporter covering the deeds of our troops in Iraq should be honored to be allowed to do such a job. If they don't want to do it and accept the danger which comes with the job they should leave......The son's of bitches don't belong there, and doing so is at their own peril.**

Sen. Harry Reid (Minority Leader, D - Nevada)

"I told all my Senate Democratic[sic] colleagues that are on the Judiciary Committee, I said, 'I don't know what the [heck] you were talking about.' So anyway, I think they did a good job."

**I don't "know what the heck" Harry's talking about, not knowing "what the heck" they were talking about.

Seems to me the Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee were simply talking out of their asses. Which is exactly what the Democrats are best at, so Harry should think they did a "good job".**

Alec Baldwin (Hollywood Idiot)

The problem is "chicken-shit Democrats in the Senate. We have a bunch of budding Zell Millers (Georgia senator) down there. I loathe and despise him on a daily basis."

-- Complaining about Senate Democrats inability to block the Alito nomination to the SCOTUS.

**Alec and his friends should turn their back on the Democrats for such a pathetic effort against Alito, and should give all their support to a Third Party Candidate.

Click here and check out #9 to see why I say the Hollywood Idiots should do so.........You may need to read #'s 1-8 to understand #9.**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"There are no Democrats who took money from Jack Abramoff, not one, not one single Democrat. Every person named in this scandal is a Republican. Every person under investigation is a Republican. Every person indicted is a Republican. This is a Republican finance scandal."

**The Abramoff Scandal is a big problem for both parties, and will turn out just like the Enron Scandal. If you remember, it started out as a Republican scandal, and then the truth came out that Enron was as highly invested in the Democrat Party as the Republican...........Then it was buried by both parties. Which is exactly what will happen with this one.

Just for record-keeping: 40 Democrat senators took money from Abramoff, including Joseph Biden, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Byron Dorgan (at least $79,000), John Kerry (at least $98,000), Pat Leahy, Barack Obama and Chuck Schumer.

No one expects Howie to deal with reality, however.**

Harry Belafonte (Mr. Taliman, Playing with His Taliwacker)

"[President George W. Bush is] the greatest tyrant in the world. [He is] the greatest terrorist in the world."

**George Bush is worse than Dr. Ill and The Beast Mugabe. He's worse than them all!!! Hell, George Bush is worse than Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Idi Amin and Sodom Hussein combined.........George Bush is the "Great Satan" in Jihadistan and in the Land of the Looney Left.

It's amazing how those two groups seem to agree so often.**

Rep. John Murtha"F'er" (D - Pennsylvania)

"We've got nation building by the U.S. military, and that's not a mission for the U.S. military. I've said this over and over again: They're not good at nation building. You've given them a mission which they cannot carry out. They do the best they can, but they can't do it."

**It's a good thing he "supports the troops"........Imagine what he'd say if he didn't.

Just another Liberal who thinks the job of the military is to protect Fort Dix, Travis AFB, Camp Pendleton, etc., etc.

Murtha"F'er" claims to care about the troops, but go to this video to see the truth........Make sure you watch the entire video to get the two congressmen's response, which may as well be the middle-finger.**

Michael Coviello (High School Student)

"I'm happy to be able to wear skirts again.”

-- After suing his high school for not allowing the students to wear shorts.

**Who do you think defended this young shithead? It should only take one guess......The ACLU(seless), of course.

Anytime you see a degenerate issue before the courts you can pretty much assume it is breing brought forward by the psychopaths at the Useless, in an attempt to get closer and closer to the Lunatic Finge.**

Paul Begala (Democrat Strategist)

"Senator Kennedy gets a six-year contract renewed every six years by the people of Massachusetts. They have passed on his integrity for 42 years, and it is beyond question."

**1. It's a disgrace for any individual to be a lifelong senator......42 years is pathetic. And this goes for either party. New blood and ideas are absolutely necessary in this republic, and having the same jackasses (either party again) control the government for half a decade is ridiculous.

2. I doubt Begala said the same about Strom Thurmond when he was in the Senate for 47 years.....I'm pretty sure this wasn't the case.

3. Anyone who says Ted Kennedy's integrity "is beyond question" is either a liar or a degenerate.......Paully is both.**