Hillary Clinton (Clueless Liar)

"What I think I demonstrated in the book, is that the reset worked."

- Talking about her new book 'Hard Choices,' and the 'Russian Reset.'

A lot of Americans are hopeful that Hillary will be a presidential candidate in the mold of her husband and most recent boss (Obama)...Unfortunately, I'm afraid the American people are correct in this assessment:  Hillary is as clueless as Obama is, and just as big a liar as Bill.

Either that, or she actually believes our relationship with Russia is progressing in a positive way...Which would make her just plain ol nuts.

Sadly, I'm betting she's a nutty, clueless, liar.

Moochelle Obama (Hypocritus Extraordiarius)

"So, yeah, there's too much money in politics.  There's special interests that have too much influence.  But they had all that money and all that influence back in 2008 and 2012 and we still won those elections."

- Statement at a recent Democrat fundraiser.

No one in the history of American politics has had more campaign money than Barack Obama.  He had a much bigger war chest than Mitt Romney, and a much, much greater one than John McCain...Which is pretty normal for elections, where Democrats generally have more to spend than Republicans - thanks to unions, super rich Lefties and foreigners.

But we are all used to rich Liberals and Democrats pretending to be the party of the poor, while claiming Conservatives and Republicans are all a bunch of fat cats...Here's the beauty of her comment - a portion in the same speech.

"There's something you can do right now today to make a difference, and that is to write a big, fat check.  I kid you not...I'm going to be honest with you.  That's what we need you to do right now.  We need you to write the biggest, fattest check that you can possibly write."

"Big fat" is right!  In fact the Obamas are the "biggest, fattest" ever - HYPOCRITES!

Barack 'The King Maker' Obama

"I think Joe would be a superb president."

- "Joe" is Joey 'Bags' Biden.

Bwahahahahaha!

"...Joe would be a superb president."

Bwahahahahahahaha!

"...Joe would be a superb president."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

It gets funnier (and sadder) every time I read it.

I can't believe anyone would think Joe Biden would be "superb" at anything.  Well, anything other than being King of the Asshat Clan.

That said, Joey couldn't be a much worse president than his current boss...Nor could he be much worse than Hillary Clinton would be.

While we're talking about the 2016 Presidential Election I want you to keep a bumper sticker idea in mind:  P.P. 4 Prez in 2k16!

Or something like that :)

Derek Chollet (U.S. Assistant Secretary of Defense)

"Whereas we do not consider Russia an adversary, I think it's safe to assume many in Russia, including perhaps even the leader of Russia, consider NATO as an adversary."

OMG!  Of course Russia considers us "an adversary"...So does China, and so do the Islamists - even the 'good ones.'

We are the only fools who can't identify who our adversaries are.  I take that back.  Our Liberal leaders can't identify them...Mitt Romney had no problem identifying Russia as an adversary.

Hahaha!  Remember how funny it was when 'out of touch' ol' Mitt said that?

Hahaha is right.  As in we are a big joke for being so ignorant to elect such an ignoramus as Barack Obama - TWICE!

"It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle" - Sun Tzu (6th Century B.C.)

Team Obama might want to spend more time reading Sun Tzu and Carl von Clausewitz, and less time reading Karl Marx and Pablo Neruda...Nah!  They are meeting their goals perfectly in knocking the U.S. down a few notches.

Josh Earnest (Obama's Mouthpiece)

"I think that there have been a number of situations in which you've seen this administration intervene in a meaningful way, that has substantially furthered American interests and substantially improved the, uh, you know, the - tranquility of the global community."

This poor guy.  I'm sure Earnest is a Libby turd and he loves the attention, but being Obama's Press Secretary has to be the most impossible job there is.

You know when he said "uh, you know" he was thinking 'holy shit, how stupid did I have to be to take this job' - "uh, you know" having to come out to the press every day and spew mountain loads of bull shit!

The entire Middle East is on fire, Russia is playing games in Eastern Europe, China is pushing it's weight around in the Far East, our supposed allies don't trust us - between our spying and our C-in-C's turning his back on them- and our own border is becoming a giant refuge camp...But the "global community" is full of "tranquility."

Mountain loads of bull shit, indeed.

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee ((D - Texas, Rectal Cranial Inversion Sufferer)

"I disagree it is in devastating condition...I think with now 21,000 border patrol agents is under control."

- Commenting about the situation at the U.S.-Mexico border...The poor grammar is hers.  I didn't doctor it to make her sound ignorant - it would be almost impossible to make her sound more ignorant than she is.  Even though hearing it was even worse than reading it.

Sheila is a constant when it comes to Liberal Jackassery, and has been in consideration for many 'Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year Awards.'

Congratulations to her.  A truly deserving nominee.

That said, it's good to hear she is so confident about the situation on the border.  But let's read what another specialist on the matter has to say about it:

"She believes that our country currently has deficient border security, which is the result of a history of congressional under-funding."

That quote is from a specialist on the matter:  Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee's Congressional website...Doh!

On one hand she says things are good, on another she says things are not good...Not shocking at all.  If anything it's par for the course; not just for Sheila and her Libby pals, but for almost every politico.

Sheila just sounds so much more ignorant than most duplicitous, SOB politicians.  Other than Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, that is...Wait a minute, maybe being a bigger moron than Sheila is a requirement for Democrat leadership - a pretty high bar, indeed.  Or maybe it's just a coincidence :)

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D - Searchlight)

"People are going to have to walk down here and vote, and if they vote with the five men on the Supreme Court, I think it's - they're going to have - be treated unfavorably come November with the elections...[The Senate will soon] ensure that women's lives are not determined by virtue of five white men."

-  Commenting about a Democrat 'fix' in the Senate to overturn the Hobby Lobby case.

One, Harry and the Democrat Senate can do whatever they want; this 'fix' won't see the light of day in the House...So, it's a non-starter.

Two, one of the "five white men" Harry's speaking of is a black man:  Justice Clarence Thomas...I'm sure Harry considers him an 'Oreo,' however.  Racist prick!

Three, for those who don't know, Hobby Lobby doesn't object to providing 'birth control' benefits as part of it's health insurance package (it offers over a dozen different birth control options).  What it does object to is having to provide abortifacients - the 'Morning After Pill,' etc...It has no problem helping women not to get pregnant, but doesn't want to take part in killing what it considers a human, after a woman becomes pregnant.  Don't be shocked if you didn't know this, because the media has spun it as a 'birth control' issue, not an 'abortion' issue - which is what it is.

Four, if Liberals want to provide free birth control and abortifacients why don't they have Planned Parenthood supply it for free?  Answer:  Planned Parenthood can't afford it, and if women didn't need abortions Planned Parenthood would cease to exist.

Five, things are only going to get worse for ObamaCare supporters.  Not only do some of the 'employer mandates' take effect soon, which will cause massive chaos and unrest, but much bigger court cases are coming up very soon; specifically the legality of the government subsidizing some and not others.

Six, I repeat, Harry Reid is a racist prick.

Bill Bigelow (Anti-War Whack-tivist)

"[T]he pretend war of celebratory fireworks thus becomes part of a propaganda campaign that inures us - especially the children among us - to current and future wars half a world away."

- Commenting about the psychological danger of fireworks on the 4th of July.

I didn't watch fireworks this year, so I must be a good boy...But those of you who did are bad boys and girls.  Especially those of you who exposed your children to what is more-or-less a mock battle sequence, glorifying the killing of poor, helpless Third Worlders across the globe.

You are bad!  You are a terrible person!  Because you watched fireworks.

So says this clown, who thinks of himself part of the Liberal intelligentsia - an entire group of jerkoffs who have nothing better to do than to scold and talk down to us barbaric peons.

What a disgrace.

And for the record, I didn't watch fireworks due to rain.  Otherwise I would have taken part in the fake war/pyrotechnic show...So, I'm not such a good boy, either, I guess.

Barack Obama (Average Joe)

"When I see you, I'm reminded of when Michelle and I were starting off early on, and Michelle calling me in tears because we had just lost the nanny and we had no idea whether we were going to be able to replace her with somebody."

- Pandering comment he made to a 'hard hit' woman.

This guys is so clueless.  I'm sure he actually believes losing his nanny is equal to the rigors of normal American parents who can't even fantasize about having a nanny.

His comment is every bit as bad as Hillary claiming the Clintons were "dead broke" after leaving the White House.

Such is the state of the aristocratic Democrat Party.  Which would be fine if they didn't pretend to be like normal Americans...But they truly don't get it, and certainly don't get it that normal Americans don't want to hear such nonsense.