Moochelle Obama (Hypocritus Extraordiarius)

"So, yeah, there's too much money in politics.  There's special interests that have too much influence.  But they had all that money and all that influence back in 2008 and 2012 and we still won those elections."

- Statement at a recent Democrat fundraiser.

No one in the history of American politics has had more campaign money than Barack Obama.  He had a much bigger war chest than Mitt Romney, and a much, much greater one than John McCain...Which is pretty normal for elections, where Democrats generally have more to spend than Republicans - thanks to unions, super rich Lefties and foreigners.

But we are all used to rich Liberals and Democrats pretending to be the party of the poor, while claiming Conservatives and Republicans are all a bunch of fat cats...Here's the beauty of her comment - a portion in the same speech.

"There's something you can do right now today to make a difference, and that is to write a big, fat check.  I kid you not...I'm going to be honest with you.  That's what we need you to do right now.  We need you to write the biggest, fattest check that you can possibly write."

"Big fat" is right!  In fact the Obamas are the "biggest, fattest" ever - HYPOCRITES!

Michelle Obama (Nag)

"We nag you because we love you. Go to healthcare.gov and enroll today."

Please, Michelle.  Please pander to our stupidity just a little more.

Here's the deal:  If ObamaCare was such a great deal, Americans would be flocking to it.  If ObamaCare truly saved Americans money, they'd be signing up in droves.  If ObamaCare gave Americans a better bang for their health care dollar, they'd be crashing the servers of healthcare.gov (not including when they crash due to poor construction).

But the American people are doing no such thing.  Not because of some vast Right-wing conspiracy.  Not because the American people are so ignorant they don't know any better.  And surely not because Michelle and Barack haven't shown us enough "love."

No, the American people are staying away from ObamaCare because it isn't as good as what they have - or had before it was taken from them as a result of the law.

"Every time you spend money, you're casting a vote for the kind of world you want." - Anna Lappe

In other words, most Americans aren't signing up for ObamaCare because they simply don't want ObamaCare...No amount of pandering, or belittling (which will be their next tact) will change that reality.

Michelle Obama (Barack's Income Redistribution Specialist)

"The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more."

**"The truth is" Obama is going to take a whole lot of pie if he's elected president in November.......He will the New Messiah with a Marie Callendars logo tatooed on his ass.

Cherry filled, chocolate filled, raspberry filled, lemon filled, and any other flavor which can go in a pie.....EVERY PIE WILL BE BARACK AND MICHELLE'S TO SHARE! And you will be required to give up your pie with a smile.

"If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you can be reasonably sure it is a duck." - Author Unknown

The same can be said for those who walk and talk like communists, by the way.**