Rep. Charlie Rangel (D - Storyteller)

"We're talking about millions of kids dying - being shot down by assault weapons.  This is not just a political issue, it's a moral issue."

It "is not just a political issue, it's a moral issue"...It is also BS!

The FBI hasn't finished its 2012 reporting, but I'm sure the numbers are close to 2011:  In 2011 323 murders were committed with a rifle - a rifle of any kind - and around 50 were children were murdered by rifles.

It is horrible for anyone to be murdered; murdered by an 'assault weapon'; murdered by a knife; murdered by being choked; murdered in anyway, shape or form...The death of an innocent human being is a terrible thing under any circumstance.

But it is ridiculous for Liberal fibbers to pull make-believe statistics out of their rectum simply to use them falsely to forward their political agendas - or worse...I realize 323 and 1,000,000 are very close statistics in the minds of those who make up and play with statistics, but in the real world comparing 323 to 1,000,000 is complete BS.  BS which Charlie is more than happy to spew, and is given leeway to do so as long as it is for what Liberals perceive to be for the public good.

Fact is, it is still BS; as is much of the 'commentary' we hear from Liberals.

Want to hear a truthful statistic about the 2011 FBI homicide report:  496 people were murdered by HAMMERS!

173 more people were murdered by hammers than by rifles - rifles of any kind...Yet, for some reason there is no outcry for banning hammers.  Hmmm???

Mayor/Overlord Micheal Bloomberg (N.Y. City)

"You wait, in five years, the technology is getting better, they’ll be cameras everyplace...whether you like it or not...The argument against using automation is just this craziness that 'Oh, it’s Big Brother.' Get used to it!'

- Commenting on government cameras (and probably drones) being everywhere watching the American people.

So says the guy who recently got slapped by a judge for banning 20oz soda's and Starbucks' venti frappa-crappa's.

Hey Bloomberg, no one is worried about "Big Brother."  What people are worried about is mini-me elitists wearing Uncle Sam hats being in our personal lives 24/7...And guess what Mighty Mike?  No one is ever going to like it, and they most definitely are never going to "Get used to it!"

Jerkoff!

David Fabrizio (Principal of Ipswich Middle School)

"The Honors Night, which can be a great sense of pride for the recipients' families, can also be devastating to a child who has worked extremely hard in a difficult class but who, despite growth, has not been able to maintain a high grade-point average."

- Ipswich is a school in Massachusetts.

This is sick!  Little wonder modern 'children'-'teens'-'young adults' have a hard time getting on in life.

Sure the economy sucks and life is hard, but that's not the problem.  The problem is too many of these kids are turds.  Turds who have been coddled and told how important they are.  Turds who have been sheltered from the hardships of life, and told competition is unfair.  Turd boys who've been taught they don't need to become men, and turd girls who've been taught they don't need men...Turds who will be crushed by life when the real world bitch-slaps their sorry ass after they finally move away from their parents - because they haven't been taught to compete or defend themselves, and to strive to achieve.

I guess I should say if they move away.

But hey, at least they have high self-esteem.  Good for them.

In case you think I don't get it and am being overly harsh:  I have a 19-year old who will be leaving home soon.  Hopefully :)

“Kids' Zone” (U.S. Department of Education)

THE QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Our attitude towards ourselves should be 'to be satiable in learning' and towards others 'to be tireless in teaching.'" - Mao Zedong

- "Kids' Zone" is a website run by the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES), part of the Department of Education's Institute of Education Sciences.

Whoa!  Since when is it copacetic to quote Mao in the halls of our Federal Government?

What's next Hitler and Stalin?  Heck, they were paupers when it comes to murder compared to Mao...But they weren't as quotable, I guess.

THE QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Sorry there is no quote of the of the today."

- An update to the "Kids' Zone" site after they received bad press...Note:  The quote is exactly as they posted it.

Looks like someone pooped their pants, and got a little nervous about the American people seeing The Chairman's quotes showing up on a government website...A website designed for children, to boot.

THE QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Upon the subject of education..." - Abraham Lincoln

- Final update to the page.

Ah, there we go; the third time truly was a charm, with a quote from a man worth quoting.

I'm sure this was all a mistake.  I'm sure Marx, Lenin, Mao, Che, etc., aren't regulars on this website.  Sure!

Don't trust me on this matter go check out the Buzzfeed link.

Barack 'The B.S. Artist' Obama

"[W]e don't have an immediate crisis in terms of debt.  In fact, for the next ten years, it's gonna be in a sustainable place."

Well, of course it is, Mr. President.  We can most certainly continue to roll up trillion dollar deficits every year...And by the year 2026 we'll only have $26 trillion in debt.

That's not only "sustainable," but we should add to the figure, and make it an even $30 trillion...Just for fun.  I mean, if life at $26 trillion in debt is so good, $30 trillion must be even better.  $300 trillion would probably be heaven on earth!

Of course this kind of 'sustainability' only works in the mind of Barack and his pals, but it sure sounds like a good idea when it flows from his serpented tongue.  So good the American people have been mesmerized into believing there really is a 'free ride' - better known as the Welfare State.

What a great world!  "Money for nothing and your chicks for free." - Dire Straits

In reality, however, we are on course to join the PIIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece, Spain) - as Cyprus has this week.  Meaning, we are not only on the verge of insolvency, but we are on the verge of becoming a profligate punch line.

Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel

"We are conducting environmental impact studies for a potential additional GBI site in the United States.  While the administration has not made any decision on whether to proceed with an additional site, conducting environmental impact studies will shorten the timeline for construction."

- "GBI" = Ground Base Interceptors...The context is the North Korean threat to the U.S.

So many things come to mind with the SecDef's statement, but I'm going to highlight four items.

1.  Funny how when Ronald Reagan pushed this idea of GBI's it was mocked by the Left as 'Star Wars'...It's a great idea if Obama does it though.

2.  Funny how when G.W. Bush wanted to put 44 GBI's in Alaska the Left called him crazy and fought it...We currently have 30 GBI's, and Obama is putting 14 more up there.  Again, great idea when Obama does it.  Hopefully we don't need them before they are completed in 2017, but better late than never - I guess.

3.  The administration must really think North Korea is serious, otherwise there's no way they'd be putting the extra 14 GBI's in Alaska...I am at least thankful for this.

4.  Did Hagel really say we're going to have to wait for the EPA to determine if it's ok to put up more GBI's?  (Congress has advised at least four more be put in place.)  We are asking the EPA if it's ok to defend the nation against rouge nuclear nutters?

ARE YOU F'N KIDDING ME????

Not even Hagel and Obama can be this stupid, can they?  What if the EPA rules the additional GBI's aren't environmentally friendly?  Are we going to sit around naked waiting to be hit?  ARE YOU F'N KIDDING ME????

Brigham and Women's Hospital (Boston, Mass.)

"[O]ne area that is only beginning to be recognized is the striking interplay of gender and sexual orientation in obesity disparities...It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic."
 
- Statement in the hospital's $1.5 million federal grant statement.
 
$1.5 million to find out why upwards of "three-quarters" of lesbians are fat chicks; really fat, obese chicks?

Our government is broke, yet they have the cash to fund this garbage?  I'll do this study for free...I will take tips, however.
 
Let me start out with a personal examination about male and female sexuality - after decades of watching real people (straight, gay and otherwise):  Women are much more of a moving target when it comes to sexuality than men are.  In general, men are either straight or gay.  Not so much for women...I'm sure I lost some already, but that's too bad.

Here's another comment from the 'grant statement', which will help with my pro bono work: "In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males."

With that, lets get back to my thesis.  Remember, I'm saving the taxpayer $1.5 million with my gratis examination of human nature.

Men (straight or gay) don't like super fatties (women or men)...As a matter of natural selection, hetero women have a better chance of finding a mate if they aren't obese.  Same for gay men.
 
This is why there are so many obese lesbians:  In general, men don't want them.  Their choice is a life without a partner, or with another woman...It's not a matter of 'lesbians being obese.'  It's a matter of 'obese women being lesbians.'
 
I know that sounds harsh, but it isn't meant to be...It is simply a statement of probability; probable reality.  Which is a lot better than we are sure to get from the $1.5 million mis-investment to B&W Hospital.

Glad to do my part for the 'Sequestration.'  Now defund this ridiculous grant.

Susan Wright (Schall Elementary School Principal)

“Our commitment is always to our children and creating a safe place for them to learn, grow and have respectful dialogues about their differences.”

- Part of a statement after harassing a 9-year old and his parents who brought cupcakes to school for the child's birthday...The cupcakes had small toy army soldiers on them.

"A safe place to learn"?

Let's see, it is 'unsafe' for kids to get cupcakes with toy soldiers on them...And no, it's not because the 9-year olds might put the toys in their mouth and choke, or even worse because the cupcakes were homemade (those with school-age kids will get that one).  The problem is because the toy soldiers had - wait for it.

The toy soldiers has little toy guns attached to them.

OH MY!!!  THE HORROR!  Toy soldiers, with toy guns.

"have respectful dialogues about their differences."

Who is this principle kidding?  There is no "dialogue about their differences."  Kids in school have two choices:  1.  Accept the Liberal propaganda that's shoved down their throat.  2.  Shut up.

There is no "dialogue,"  unless you submit to said propaganda, that is.

We are raising a generation of complete lunatics - not to mention mush-heads who can't read or think...These kids aren't even allowed to see an image of a gun, yet they are expected to accept little boys wanting to go potty in the little girls room.

Which will surely lead to big boys wanting to go peepee in the big girls room, but I digress.
As a nation, we are out of control.  We have turned everything upside-down, made things that are good to be bad, made things that are bad to be good, and made things that are absolutely nothing to be huge issues...Worst of all, we are completely mind-fucking our children with insane PC BS.

Sean Penn(cil Head)

"I mourn a great hero."

- The "hero" in question is Hugo Chavez.

"Chavez's death is not the end of an era but the start of an incalculable crisis given the mess he created and leaves behind: a nation with no rule of law, with drug kingpins running the army, former guerillas running the government, and a civil society that has been hollowed out by 14 years of non-stop harassment and persecution." - Thor Halvorssen (Venezuelan human-rights advocate)

Penn is a complete tool, and for the life of me I can't figure out why he had such a flirtatious love for Hugo...He couldn't possibly think Chavez created a blissful utopia in Venezuela for his people.  Besides what Halvorssen saying being true, Hugo didn't just make the people of Venezuela poor, he made himself rich stealing from them; dying with an approximate $2 billion.

Maybe Penn was envious of Hugo's power, or maybe it was simply Chavez's hatred of the U.S...Either way, calling Hugo "great" or a "hero" of any kind is a farce, and shows Penn for the ignorant disgrace he is.

Venezuelan actress Maria Conchita Alonso said it best:  "(Y)ou are a communist, Sean Penn!..You’re a communist asshole!"

The Center For American Progress(ives)

"The volume outlines the complex pressures exerted by the effects of climate change on the convulsions which swept through the Middle East in 2010 and 2011, exploring the long-term trends in precipitation, agriculture, food prices, and migration which contributed to the social instability and violence which has transformed the region." - CAP (An upcoming panel on why Global Warming led to the Arab Spring)

"Is it higher?  Yes.  Last year, we hit a record number of murders from guns, and this year, we were already outpacing last year's numbers.  Now, there are contributing factors that are not under anybody's control, and it may seem odd, but it is factually true, one of them is actually the weather.  There is a dramatic increase in gun violence when it is warmer, and we are having this climate-change effect that is driving that." - Christie Hefner (CAP, explaining why the homicide rate in Chicago is going up)

Call me crazy, but these 'Climate Changers' seem to be able to blame anything and everything on warming, cooling, or whatever variable they want use to forward their agenda(s)...And they also seem awfully free with claiming things are "factually true."  As if simply saying so makes it so.  Which is exactly what they expect us 'common folk' to believe - because they are soooooooooo smart, and we are soooooooooo 'ignant'.

Let's look at these two statements in a different way:
1.  Could it be the Middle East, which has been a perpetual basket case - and hardly a breadbasket - went up in flames because the region is tired of the dictators who've brutally ruled them for decades?  They've had enough, and want change.  Even if the change they ultimately get may be worse than what they had.

2.  Crime rates across the U.S. have been going down over the last 20-years - the years the EnviroWhackos claim have been the 'hottest in the history of ever'.  Also, it's pretty safe to bet climate change isn't working faster in dumps like Chicago any more than the rest of the country, so why is Chicago constantly re-writing its record books for crime?

"It's probably a million times more worthwhile to discuss Chicago's policies and culture more than random wildcard talking points that help to skirt the real issues." - Ericka Johnsen

Exactly, and the same applies in the Middle East.