Brigham and Women's Hospital (Boston, Mass.)

"[O]ne area that is only beginning to be recognized is the striking interplay of gender and sexual orientation in obesity disparities...It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic."
 
- Statement in the hospital's $1.5 million federal grant statement.
 
$1.5 million to find out why upwards of "three-quarters" of lesbians are fat chicks; really fat, obese chicks?

Our government is broke, yet they have the cash to fund this garbage?  I'll do this study for free...I will take tips, however.
 
Let me start out with a personal examination about male and female sexuality - after decades of watching real people (straight, gay and otherwise):  Women are much more of a moving target when it comes to sexuality than men are.  In general, men are either straight or gay.  Not so much for women...I'm sure I lost some already, but that's too bad.

Here's another comment from the 'grant statement', which will help with my pro bono work: "In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males."

With that, lets get back to my thesis.  Remember, I'm saving the taxpayer $1.5 million with my gratis examination of human nature.

Men (straight or gay) don't like super fatties (women or men)...As a matter of natural selection, hetero women have a better chance of finding a mate if they aren't obese.  Same for gay men.
 
This is why there are so many obese lesbians:  In general, men don't want them.  Their choice is a life without a partner, or with another woman...It's not a matter of 'lesbians being obese.'  It's a matter of 'obese women being lesbians.'
 
I know that sounds harsh, but it isn't meant to be...It is simply a statement of probability; probable reality.  Which is a lot better than we are sure to get from the $1.5 million mis-investment to B&W Hospital.

Glad to do my part for the 'Sequestration.'  Now defund this ridiculous grant.