Corey Hidlebaugh (Misc. Gay Ber'zer'kely Student)

“We believe ex-gay therapy is not only poor science but poor theology.”

- Complaining about an ‘ex-gay seminar.’

**I agree with 'Corina' on this matter......I bet many of you are surprised, but I don't believe in "ex-gays."

Nope, not at all. Because being gay is something which cannot be cured.......It is a sickening CHOICE! A choice which cannot be reversed, even by those who wish to walk away from such a pathetic choice.

ONCE A GUY BANGS A GUY HE IS A NORMO. Same with a woman and woman. Or a sheep, etc........Once a Normo, always a Normo!!!!

President George W. Bush

"If we don't have enough concensus (on immigration policy), nothing is going to move out of the Senate. And if nothing moves out of the Senate, nothing is going to happen in the House."

**Make no mistake, Bushie is a Liberal when it comes to immigration policy............AND IT MAKES ME SICK!!

Thankfully, there are plenty of Republican barriers to keeping him from going completely Democrat with the issue. Specifically the U.S. Senate, and El Presidente knows it.**

Jimmy Carter (Marxus peanutfarmera)

"There will be no peace until Israel agrees to withdraw from all occupied Palestinian territory."

**What Jimmy doesn't explain (but I'm quite certain he understands) is the Palestinians consider all of Israel to be "occupied Palestinian territory." Which means there will be "no peace" until Israel ceases to exist.........This may be exactly what Jimmy meant, but the little bit of smarts he has keeps him from saying it out loud.**

Frank Albrecht (Animal Rights Knut)

"Hand-feeding is not appropriate for the species and is a grave violation of the animal protection laws"...."Legally speaking, the zoo should kill the baby bear. Otherwise it is condemning the bear to a dysfunctional life and that too is a breach of the law."

- Knut is a polar bear in a German zoo which was left to die by it's mother.

**Truthfully, I couldn't care less about what happens to this bear, but I am constantly amazed by the death-cult of Liberalism:

If it's an inconvenient fetus, KILL IT! If it's an inconvenient developementally delayed human being (Down's Syndrome, etc.), KILL IT! If it's an inconvenient old person with a degenerative disease, KILL IT! If it's a poor bear left to die by its mother, but rescued by well intentioned humans, KILL IT! Kill it, kill it, kill it.

BUT BY ALL MEANS DON'T KILL MURDERERS, CHILD MOLESTORS, RAPISTS AND TERRORISTS!!!!

Am I the only one who misses the illogical-logic of Liberalism??**

Jessica Bryan (North Idaho College Propagandameistress)

"Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that anyone would take it seriously. They were always said with a smile."

- Concerned about receiving death threats after lecturing her class that anyone who's ever voted Republican should be executed.

**Why is Jessica so concerned? I'm sure the people making these threats don't assume anyone would "take them seriously." And are simply saying them "with a smile".........Then again, maybe they aren't.

Maybe this bitch should think before letting her hatred spew out of her mouth.........And maybe she should stick to teaching instead of propagandizing.**

Jeff Blome (Anti-War Screecher)

"They're continuing to fund the war, and it's ridiculous if you say you're against the war to keep funding it"....."It's shocking how little the Democrats are doing to stop this war."

- Complaining in front of Nancy Pelosi's house about her, and her party's, lack of will to end the war.

**San Fran Nan and her pals may like the money and support they receive from the Left, but she better watch her neck.....Nothing is more dangerous than being an ineffective pawn.

The Left may hate the Right, but it will hate those they put in power who don't do as they demand even more.....Watch your step Nancy. Those puppet-strings may find their way into places you might not find too comfortable.**

Chris Van Deusen (Austin, Texas Department of Family and Protective Services Spokesman)

"We certainly did not intentionally place the child in a home with a registered sex offender."

- Commenting about placing a 5-year old rape victim in the home of his grandfather, who is a registered sex offender.

**What a sick world.

1. Who fucks 5-year olds?!?! Oh by the way, it was some friends of the poor child's mother......Who didn't bother to stop or report them to the police.

2. How can CPS be stupid enough not to check it's own 'sick son-of-a-bitch' database?

I'm sure 'pappy' would have been nothing but a loving and caring figure for this poor child........And the child will surely end up just fine. Riiiiiiiight!!!**

James Cromwell (Farmer Hoggett, Hollywood Idiot)

"I can't handle living in the United States of America when I know the last two elections were rigged, and that we were denied our right to vote."

**What in the hell is Hoggett talking about? And who really cares what Hoggett is talking about.........If he is so unhappy he should take his sorry, pig farming ass somewhere else. Maybe somewhere like North Korea where they make pig-feed out of big mouths who complain about politics.

Also, why is it putz's like Hoggett don't complain about 'rigged elections' when Democrats win? Wait a minute, maybe that's a definitional issue in Liberalville: If Republicans win elections they are 'rigged,' but if Democrats win elections they are 'fair.'

POS Liberal dictionaries..........Coming to a school near you, if they haven't alrerady of course.**

Al Gore (Pet Rock)

@#$%^&*&$#@@%$#^&*%$#@#$%^&&!!!

**Above is a non-verbal quote which was going through Al's pea-brained head during the 3/21/07 Senate Global Warming Hearing, after being asked a couple questions by Sen. James Inhofe (R-Oklahoma)......Why was he cursing?

"There are hundreds of thousands of people who adore you and would follow your example by reducing their energy usage if you did. Don't give us the run-around on carbon offsets or the gimmicks the wealthy do."

"Are you willing to make a commitment here today by taking this pledge to consume no more energy for use in your residence than the average American household by one year from today?"

"As a believer..........I pledge to consume no more energy for use in my residence than the average American household by March 21, 2008."

Surprisingly (not), Al refused to commit to the above pledge...........Which is why the 'cartoon-curse-text' was going through his fat head.**

David Ehrenstein (Hollywood and Politics Commentator)

"It's clear that (Barack) Obama also is running for an equally important unelected office, in the province of the popular imagination - the "Magic Negro.""

**I'm sure most of you are asking, What in the hell is the "Magic Negro?" Well here's how Ehrenstein, a Black man, defines it (with help from a wikipedia quote) :

Magic Negro = a figure of postmodern folk culture, coined by snarky 20th Century sociologists, to explain the cultural figure who emerged in the wake of Brown v. Board of Education. "He has no past, he simply appears one day to help the white protagonist."..........Ehrenstein also goes on to list a few other Magic Negros: Sidney Poitier, Morgan Freeman, Will Smith and Magic (Negro?) Johnson, among others.

THIS IS THE MOST RACISTS CRAP I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME!! But it was happily printed in the L.A. Times (which means not many saw it), and I haven't heard any of the professional race-baiters (Jackson, Sharpton, etc.) come out against the article.......So, I guess it's ok for Black Liberals to call Obama the equivilent of a House Nigger!!!

YET SOMEHOW CONSERVATIVES GET BRANDED AS RACISTS!!! Someday American minorities will wake up from the con-game they've been tricked into.......And there will be hell to pay.

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY, Peronista manipulatus)

"This policy doesn't just hurt gays and lesbians, it hurts all our troops and this to me is a matter of national security and we're going to fix it."

- Commenting on the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy; created under her husband's tenure, by the way.

**I can understand how she might claim the policy hurts Normos........But in no way does it hurt the troops or endanger national security. Even by Clinton standards (the ultimate oxymoron) this is a stretch.

That said, if Normos would just follow the policy they'd be able to get in the military and no one would know or care.......But it's asking too much to expect them to follow the rules I guess.**

Jeff Swensson (Warren Township, Indiana Associate Superintendent)

"Two students were involved in inappropriate conduct in a lab last semester. We have investigated the matter and taken appropriate action. The school corporation considers the matter closed and will have no further comment."

**Lets get a few more facts, and see if you think this matter was handled 'appropriately.'

1. At least 10 students witnessed the two sixth-grade students having intercourse.......Oh, did I forget to explain the "inappropriate conduct" was full male-female, vaginal intercourse? Or that the students were significantly under the age of consent? I'm sure the school didn't want this to be well known either.

2. The teacher was not disciplined, and all teachers at the school "were told to keep quiet."

3. The police were not informed of the incident.

4. The school board refuses to say if the children involved in the incident have been expelled.

5. "All right, so they (other students) may have witnessed this. While this is an activity you certainly don't see in a school and it's something that would be certainly unusual, I don't feel - I don't know where it posed any immediate danger to those children who saw it." - Kevin McDowell (Indiana Department of Education Attorney)

Sounds to me like the matter wasn't 'handled appropriately,' shouldn't be considered "closed" and the district is incorrect in thinking it shouldn't have "further comment"........That's just me, though. I'm sure this makes me a radical Right-winger.**

Ingrid Newkirk (PETA President)

"The single best thing that any of us can do for our health, for animals, and for the environment is to go vegetarian"....The best and easiest way for Mr. Gore to show his critics that he's truly committed to fighting global warming is to kick his meat habit immediately."

**1. The correlation between eating meat and Global Warming is as bizarre as any other man-made Global Warming propaganda........So, I'm sure it will become mainstream thought in Liberalville soon.

2. Anyone who's seen Gore recently knows there's no way in hell he's going to give up anything he can pop into his pie-hole.

3. I'm going to have a tasty steak for dinner tonight, just to spite this ridiculus organization. And some other delicious livestock tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, and.........And then I'm going to the circus when it comes to town.**

Jeff Braden (Expert in Deafness and Development)

"There are a number of barriers that deaf people face that would put them at a severe disadvantage in a legal proceeding.… She'd be at a significant disadvantage, even with an interpreter."

- Commenting that Daphne Wright should not be a death penalty candidate if found guilty of murdering her lover, Darlene VanderGeisen.

**It's sad that Daphne is deaf, and she should be given every opportunity to have the court proceedings signed to her........She should even be given more of an opportunity; through slower proceedings and in writing if necessary.

BUT THIS BITCH SHOULD FRY!!! She killed her lover, then dismembered and spread her body-parts from South Dakota to Minnesota. That's sick, and for such sickness she should be executed. The sooner the better........If nothing else she should get the chair for a hate crime against a lesbian. What, only Normals can commit these against Normos? I think not!

Ol' Sparky is'a waitin........Burn, baby, burn!!!**

South Korean Ministry of Commerce, Industry and Energy

"The government plans to set ethical guidelines concerning the roles and functions of robots, as robots are expected to develop strong intelligence in the near future"....Since they will soon become "key companions to human beings."

**I'm not sure if this is a Libby Quote or not (which is why it's in purple).......To be honest, I'm not quite sure what to make of it at all.

That said, I can imagine the Normo community not liking such restrictions....In their minds, they should be able to bang whatever they want, and if these 'intelligent human campanions' consent to Normo sexual relations they should be allowed to do so without having to suffer through the restraints of any "ethical guidlines."

Mark my words, this will become an issue.......Right after they they get the "civil right" to have sex with children and animals.**

Judge Thomas Zampino (New Jersey Superior Court)

"In today's threatening world, where we seek to protect children from abuse, not just physical, but also educational abuse, how can we not monitor the educational welfare of all our children? A child in New Jersey, who recently was found unfed and locked in a putrid bedroom was allegedly 'homeschooled' and because no one, such as a teacher or nurse, was able to observe any abuse in a school setting, it went undiscovered."

**Child abuse is child abuse, and this could have happened to any child, regardless of how or where they are being educated. The child should be removed from the home and his parents locked up for a hell of a long time. Hopefully, the Prison Mule and Shanks have their way with them while they are there, as well........That said, how many cases of children being raped by teachers have we all read? Plenty; but this shouldn't be a case against banning all teachers, or all educational environments they teach in.

This isn't a legitimate complaint against homeschooling. It is simply a judge hoping to become the Lead Commissar for the American KVCh.......If you don't get this term you need to go to my glossary more often: KVCh.**

Louis Farrakhan (Former Nation of Islam Leader)

"Sunni and Shi’ite lived together, Christian and Jews lived together in Iraq, you didn’t hear none [sic] of this stuff before America came in. There was no bombing of Shi’ite holy places. You don’t need to look at Shi’ite and Sunni, you need to look at those who came in. After they came in all hell broke loose.”

**WOW! I hope no one (other than Screwie Louis) is ignorant enough to believe any group of people lived peacefully anywhere in the Middle East (other then Israel, of course) prior to the U.S. invasion of Iraq.......Last I checked Saddam's regime was a tyranny, and the only reason there may have been a semblance of peace is because Saddam and his henchmen made sure to eliminate (behead, through the plastic shredder, bounce off buildings, etc.) anyone who dared to say Iraq was a basketcase-nation. By this same logic, it could be said that the regimes of Hitler and Stalin were peaceful in Germany and the U.S.S.R., as well.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw the Iraqi people dancing in the streets when Saddam was toppled.......It is up to these same 'dancers' to ensure their nation never returns to the madhouse that was Saddam's Iraq. They must earn their freedom and safety. Lucky for them, they have the most decent and generous nation in the history of the world helping them to accomplish their goals. Will they succeed? Only time will tell. But if they do not, it won't be due to lack of American support.

As long as the Democrats don't get control of the presidency, that is.**

State Sen. Frederica Wilson (D - Florida)

"To me an alien is somebody who is from another planet. There are so many other synonyms that would be more dignified for human beings."

- Regarding a state law she's proposed banning the use of the term "illegal alien" from official Florida documents.

**Amazingly, I agree with Mrs. Wilson on this matter!!

I prefer HUNS, VANDALS or GOTHS. And if this is too specific to understand, then BARBARIANS is another preference......I could be wrong, though it would be rare, but I'm quite certain Frederica wouldn't approve of these terms any more than "ALIENS."**

Cheryl Wertz (New Immigrant Community Empowerment Spokesman)

"More than 50,000 adult non-citizen taxpayers in those two districts (Brooklyn and Staten Island, NY) are disenfranchised by citizenship voting laws."

**Duh!! By definition non-Americans are "disenfranchised"......And any non-citizen who casts a vote which is counted is violating the voting rights of every legimate American voter, because fraudulent votes nulify legitimate votes. Also, any government official caught accepting such fraudulent votes should be prosecuted for violating the rights of every legimate voter in the cycle they accept illegal votes in.

I'm sure Cheryl isn't concerned with this basic fact, however; on her way towards attempting to completely alter the frabric of our great nation.**

Terry 'The Wacko' Macko (World Wildlife Fund Vice President)

“Today’s couples are aware of issues affecting the world around them and want to affect change. Instead of getting a truck load of items they don’t really need, many couples are deciding to use the occasion to tastefully raise funds for a cause they care about, like environmental conservation.”

- Commening on the WWF's new “gift registry” for donations instead of gifts for marrying couples.

**Make sure you keep this in mind next time a friend or family member invites you to a wedding........I'm sure they won't mind being stiffed of a gift in exchange for your donation to environMENTAL nutcases.

A donation I recommend: Environmentally friendly dog turds.**

Sen. 'Up'Chuck Schumer (D - NY, Brooklyn Jackass)

“There will be resolution after resolution, amendment after amendment... just like in the days of Vietnam. The pressure will mount, the president will find he has no strategy, he will have to change his strategy and the vast majority of our troops will be taken out of harm’s way and come home.”

**At least on this occassion, Chucky's being honest enough to admit the Democrats are trying to recreate the shameful defeat of Vietnam......I'm sure this is his intention, but not what he meant to say. As we go forward and the Democrats follow this script (which has been their goal since the day we invaded Iraq), they will try not to portray it with such honesty, however.

As far as Chucky's concern for the troops, he really should back away from the crack-pipe for two reasons:

1. The troops aren't wanting his concern. They know their job, understand their risk, and proudly continue performing at an awsome level.

2. "The U.S. government does not exist to protect the troops. The troops exist to protect the U.S. government and the American people." - J.D. Hayworth**

Ted Turner (3 of Clubs)

"What we need is a moratorium on all new coal plants, on all new carbon-producing energy power technologies, and work on replacing them with renewable alternatives...[Global climate change is the] single greatest challenge that humanity has ever faced.”

**Does this mean Teddy is up for nuclear power plants? You know, the cleanest form of energy available?

Somehow I don't think he has this in mind........Just as he has very little else in his mind.**

Betty Mercey (Founder of www.dier-en-mens.nl)

"How can you find a nice partner who is just as crazy about animals as you are?"....."I've heard from friends who have pets that it is difficult to find a partner. Specifically, if you have more than one pet."

- www.dier-en-mens.nl is a website created for people to help find lovers compatible with their pets.

**If you are so worried about your pets, you probably aren't cut out to have human relationships........And it might be easier to just go to Enumclaw, Washington to find love.

If you don't get this reference you aren't paying attention, because it is one of my favorite references........Here's a link to help: Enumclaw.

'Huffington Post' Commenters

"Jesus Christ and General Jackson too, can't the Taliban do anything right? They must know we would be so gratefull (sic) to them for such a remarkable achievment." - hankster2

"Hey, Thalia, lighten up. I for one don't wish Cheny (sic) had been killed. I wish he had been horribly maimed and had to spend the rest of his life hooked to a respirator. Feel better now?" - raisarooney

- Comments made at the Huffington Post after the Taliban's unsuccessful attempt on Vice President Cheney's life.

**There's so much I could say about these shitheads, but I'm going to leave my comment to another blogger who commented at the site:

"The posts advocating for Cheney's demise really show the class of the people who post here. No wonder you can't get a civil debate on this site - we are dealing with lunatic idiots." - MNCurler

Couldn't have said it better myself.**

Ruth Rimm (Author of "Lost Spiritual World")

"He was born in a manger a long time ago - not to a virgin - but to a gorilla."

**Liberals go out of their way to piss off Christians. Which is fine, because it helps identify them as the whackjobs they are.......I just wish they had the testicular fortitude to do something similar regarding Islam and Mohammad.

You can do the mortality-calculus on this statement yourself:)**

Richard Engel (NBC Liar)

“[The troops here in Iraq] all told me it’s time to end this war...[T]he soldiers also asked why it seems from here there are no plans to end the war, just discussions of battle tactics?”

**Hey Richard, quit being a Richard!! This statement is a bold-faced lie!! Unless he put up a sign saying troops with this opinion were the only ones he'd talk to, of course..........And if this is the case, I'm sure the 1-2% of disgruntled troops were more than willing to talk to him.**

Judge Sheldon Rand (Manhattan Family Court)

"Mariah L(opez) should be treated in order that she may go on with her life and be in a body which blends with the gender in which she identifies."

- Ordering the state of New York to pay for a sex-change operation ($20,000) to make a 21-year old man a woman.

**It's bad enough Mr. Lopez wants to trade in his testicles for a pair of breasts, but the state has to pay for it?!?!

It's hard to predict how much further down the road towards complete degeneracy we will go, but I'm sure the road will be paved by judicial fiat..........Somehow I doubt the Founding Fathers would approve of this kind of insanity from any American government institution.**

Paul Hellyer (Former Canadian Defense Minister)

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation...that could be a way to save our planet"....."We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough."

**I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure even Al Gore would find this over-the-top.........You know, 'THE WORLD FAMOUS AL GORE!' 'The Guru of Global Warming!' 'The guy who uses 20x more energy than 'normal Joe's like you and I, yet claims we should cut back and pay a fortune for gas.'

Sorry for getting off track.....Maybe Mr. Hellyer was talking about Illegal "Alien technology." Nah, that would be a retrograde force.**

William Davis (Maryland Assistant Public Defender)

"He did have feelings for her."

- Commenting on his client, Noberto Vasquez-Fuentes, who was found guilty of raping a 12-year old.

**A perfect case of your tax-dollars at hard work!!!

Oh by the way, Noberto was an Illegal.....I bet you guessed that, however.

This same jerkoff lawyer later stated the Illegal-Alien-rapist-who-impregnated-a-12-year-old-little-girl may have committed this crime because he didn't realize his actions were wrong due to "cultural difference(s)."

This makes it okay, I guess......Which is what we get for allowing these 'culturally different' barbarians to invade our nation at will.**

Evan Thomas (Newsweek Job-Definer)

“Well, our job is to bash the President, that’s what we do...”

**If this is the case, I must admit the pukes at Newsweek do their job well.....And with great vigor.

Reason #5,503,962 to cancel all your subscriptions to the print media........The New Media is much more enlightning anyway.**

Scotland National Health Service

"LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered) people can and do have children, sexual orientation or gender identity has nothing to do with good parenting or good child care"......"Individual circumstances lead to varied family structures and parenting arrangements. It is important to be aware fo this. When talking to children, consider using 'parents,' carers,' or 'guardians' rather than 'mother' or 'father'"....."Posters with images of same-sex couples, alongside similar material depicting opposite-sex couples, should be displayed in all areas, e.g., waiting areas, hospital wards."

- Recommendations made by the nation's health service regarding the need to refrain from the use of the terms 'mom' and 'dad,' because they are homophobic terms.

**What in the hell has happened to the people of the Clan Bruce??? My Scots-Irish ancestors must be rolling over in their graves........It's too bad William Wallace isn't around to knock some skulls on what has become a pathetic nation of sissified wuss-bags.**