Sen. Robert "KKK" Byrd (Sort of)

"[N]o matter how many times I call this lectern a car, it does not matter, this is not a car. This is a lectern, used here in the Senate for us to put our papers on and deliver a speech. This is not a car. If I come to the Senate floor and, day after day, hour after hour, call this a car, it is not a car. It is a lectern. If I come to this Senate floor day after day and say what the Democrats have done is unusual, unwarranted, unbelievable, it is wrong, it is as wrong as this lectern being called a car."

**Alright, this isn't The Grand Cyclops, it's Sen. Harry Reid (Minority Leader, D - Nevada).

But it sure as hell could have passed for Bobby......By the way, does anyone know what Harry was trying to get at?**

Bill Clinton (Blue Dress Target Shooter)

"The Democrats make a terrible mistake if we act like it's illegitimate to be a values voter. Let me just say, every one of you is a values voter. If you weren't a values voter, you'd be at a Republican dinner tonight."

**Is Billy really talking about values??

I still don't know how he does it, but Bubba is the greatest bullshit artist of my time.......Thankfully his pseudo-wife is nowhere near as talented as he is.**

Eleanor Clift (Old Media Propagandameistress)

"Republicans have raised millions by demonizing Ted Kennedy, and that will continue. But even Kennedy's harshest critics have come to realize the man is a superb legislator."

**Uh.........I'm a 'harsh critic', and I think he sucks!!

Ted Kennedy is an embarrassment to the country, and the fact he's been in the U.S. Senate for over 45-years is a pathetic acknowledgement of the lack of ideas and ideals the nation has had in the last half century.

Thankfully, he was never able to follow in his brother's shoe's, which is the only positive that came out of Mary Jo Kopekne's death.**

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY)

"It is so heartening to see you here... You are really here on behalf of what America means..."

- In a speech to a group of illegal aliens

**I guess the new definition of America is: Break the law, don't pay taxes or learn how to speak English, and get on the dole.

Hmmmm. Sounds like Liberalville, not America.

Who's she kidding? In another setting on another day she'd be just as likely to tell an opposite audience that we should deport all the illegals.**

Mark Schmitt (Democrat Policy Wonk)

"(John) McCain is a very conservative Republican who has now embarked on the project of reaffirming his position as the rightful heir to Barry Goldwater's politics as well as his Senate seat."

**McCain is "very Conservative"? I haven't heard this one in a long time.........But we'll hear it more and more as we get closer to 2008.

He's too Liberal for Conservatives and too Conservative for Liberals.....Which probably makes him the perfect candidate for the fence-sitters.**

Marla Zubel (UC Santa Cruz Students Against War)

"We're saying it's not OK to recruit on high school campuses, it's not OK to recruit on university campuses. In order to stop the war, you have to make it more difficult to wage war."

- At a protest which blocked the doors to military recruiters at a job fair.

**Can you imagine if this happened at the university GLBTTBNP Club? Campus police would have been called in to arrest any non-Normo on site........If the campus police won't protect them, they should be guarded by local National Guardsmen.

The courts must step in and demand universities treat recruitment offices as it would any other organization. If colleges refuse to do so they should be fined, and have their federal funding stripped from them.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass, King of Diamonds)

"Now let me just say I don't believe the world is safer today as a result of our going into Iraq. I think Iraq is a rallying cry for al-Qaeda... [W]e have to recognize that our presence there is fueling the insurgency... We're a crutch to the Iraqis. And the best way to remove that crutch is to see a substantial withdrawal of American troops. That's what I'm for."

**Thank you Teddy.......Once again you have proven the Conservative Litmus Test to hold true.**

Cornell Belcher (Democrat Pollster)

"Democrats must be aggressive, Steele is a unique challenge," he wrote. "Democrats can not afford to wait until after the primary election to knock Steele down. A persuasion campaign should start as soon as possible to discredit Steele as a viable candidate for the [black] community."

**"This report is solid proof that Michael Steele's opponents are obsessed with their partisan, race-based attack strategy aimed at dividing Marylanders instead of uniting them behind any positive idea of their own." - Melissa Sellers (Steele campaign spokesman)

Democrats know they can't allow Blacks off the Democrat Party Plantation, and will conduct an awsome slash and burn campaign against Steele, and any other Black Conservative who dares to challenge their hegemony among minorities.**

Sen. Russ Feingold (D - Wisconsin, Liberalus Majorus)

"I am one of the least partisan members of the United States Senate by all accounts."

**Here's a ranking of U.S. Senators in 2005............From a Liberal perspective, even though it isn't identified as such. The ranking is pretty obvious.

1. Feingold comes in at #6, below such Liberal jackasses as Ted Kennedy and Barbara Boxer, and above some eqully Liberal jackasses as John Kerry and Hillary Clinton.........Which by default labels him as partisan.

2. This list is also interesting because of where it lists Sen. McCain; at #98..........McCain is listed way at the bottom!! ON A LIBERAL LIST!!! Something to keep in mind as we get closer to 2008.

3. You should also note where the junior Arizona senator is listed; #99........YES!!

Al Gore (Enviro-Nut)

"[Global warming is] the worst catastrophe in the history of human civilization."

**Something to think about when you hear Global Warmers frothing at the mouth:

"Back in the 1970s, the hysteria was about global cooling and the prospect of a new ice age. A National Academy of Sciences report back then led Science magazine to conclude in its March 1, 1975, issue that a long 'ice age is a real possibility. 'According to the April 28, 1975, issue of Newsweek, 'the earth's climate seems to be cooling down.' A note of urgency was part of the global cooling hysteria then as much as it is part of today's global warming hysteria. According to the February, 1973, issue of Science Digest. 'Once the freeze starts, it will be too late'." - Thomas Sowell**

State Senator Sheila Kuehl (D-Los Angeles)

"We've been working since 1995 to try to improve the climate in schools for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender kids, as well as those kids who are just thought to be gay, because there is an enormous amount of harassment and discrimination at stake.''

Sen. Kuehl's law would require schools to buy textbooks which portray "the sexual diversity of our society,'' and mandate that students hear history lessons on "the contributions of people who are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender to the economic, political, and social development of California and the United States of America.''

**Boom! Boom! Boom, boom, boom!..........The beating of the drum never ends.

THANK GOD FOR HOMESCHOOLING, CHARTER SCHOOLS AND PRIVATE SCHOOLS!!**

Mayor Gavin Newsom (D - San Francisco)

“San Francisco stands four-square in strong opposition to the rhetoric coming out of Washington, D.C. If people think we were defiant on the gay marriage issue, they haven’t seen defiance.”

- Commenting on how he would ignore federal legislation to crack down on illegal immigrants in San Francisco.

**Here's how whacked out San Francisco is:

In 1989, the Board of Supervisors made San Francisco a “City of Refuge.” The ordinance forbids city resources from being used to enforce federal immigration laws or to gather or disseminate information regarding the status of residents of The Shitty...........I hope you got the change of words from The City.

If this is the case, the Feds should refuse to send any federal money to this crapper.......If they want to have their own little degenerate fiefdom they should be made to do it on their own dime.**

Sean Penn'cil Head' (Hollywood Ignoranmus)

"We violate her. There are cigarette burns in some funny places.

- Commenting on his Ann Coulter voodoo doll.

**One can only imagine what this degenerate does to his Annie Doll..........But I'm sure plenty of you will go see his next movie anyway.**

Rodel Rodis (Immigration Attorney)

"National-origin discrimination is the civil rights issue of our time.”

**I wonder how Blacks feel about this declaration? Will this be the issue which finally pulls Blacks off the Democrat Party Plantation?**

Gene Shait (Movie Critic, Cartoon Propaganameister)

"Think global warming isn't real? Ask Manny the Mammoth, Diego the Tiger or Sid the Sloth [of 'Ice Age: The Meltdown']... The herd's 88 happy minutes will melt away your out-of-theater cares while attesting that global warming is no snow job."

**I'm willing to assume Global Warming is real (for '88 minutes'), but if it is then how can it be anything other than a natural occurance on the planet?

If it happened back in "Manny," "Diego" and "Sid's" day, was it man's fault? Did the demonic G.W. Bush go back in time and create Global Warming back then? Or was it Global Cooling which caused the Ice Age? Or does it really not matter, because either way the Enviro-Whack-Jobs will claim it is 'blah blah blah," and it is man's fault?**

Hey Gene, quit being so full of 'Shait', and just report on the movies.**

PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)

"We suffer and die for your sins of nourishment." (In Austria)

The "lamb on a crucifix reminds us that these gentle animals are mutilated, tormented and killed every day in Australia for nothing more than very un-Christian greed." (In Australia)

- Protesting on Good Friday,dressed up with animal masks, in a mock crucifixion.

**PETA is awsome, and their means and ways surely do much to bring people to their way of seeing things..........HARDLY.

This is almost as stupid (more so to many) as PETA's Holocaust on Your Plate Campaign................Eating Chicken = The Jewish Holocaust.

They seem to go out of their way to piss people off, and seem more intent on acting like degenerates than caring about animals..........I can only speak for my family and self, but reading about the actions of these lunatics makes me more likely to eat a steak tonight than not.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass, The Duke of Chappaquiddick Bay)

"What the American people have seen is this incredible disparity in which those people who had cars and money got out and those people who were impoverished drowned."

-- Re: Hurricane Katrina victims

**1. Last I checked the Kennedy's were mega-millionairres. Maybe Teddy should cash in the family bank, agree to live like the middle class and send all the extra to New Orleans..........Nah!!! He's not that worried about it.

2. The Duke really should avoid using "drown(ing)" references.**

Eric R. Pianka (University of Texas Lizard Expert)

"We're no better than bacteria."

**This is a little bizarre, but nothing compared to his statement that he'd like to see 90% of HUMANITY perish........He thinks it would be a good thing for 5,000,000,000+ human beings to die!!

At the very least, I hope he's offering to be in the 90%.

I also hope the people of Texas feel real good about paying this jackass' salary.**

Carlos Santana (Sing-Song Dillrod)

"I have wisdom. I feel love. I live in the present and I try to present a dimension that brings harmony and healing.....There is more value in placing a flower in a rifle barrel than making war."

**What a genius!

We should have sent flowers to the Brits in the Revolutionary War, to the Confederate States in the Civil War, or to the Kaiser or Hitler in the two World Wars........Damn, We could have saved a ton of money had we just sent some Pick Me Up Bouquets to the Soviets during the Cold War.

I repeat, Carlos Santana is a geniiiiiiiiiiiiiii........FUCKING IDIOT!!!!**

Carmen Farina (NY City Deputy Schools Chancellor)

"I think we do have a moral obligation to put it out there as soon as we can so we can protect kids from dying, which is not a bad thing to do if you're an educator."

**Under normal circumstances, I'd absolutely agree with this statement.....But we don't live in Normalville. We live in Liberalville, which is home to Normoville.

THE QUOTE ABOVE IS ABOUT TEACHING 5-YEAR OLDS ABOUT AIDS!!

As a parent of a 5-year old, I have a question, which was asked by another concerned parent:

"You're opening up all these questions to a 5-year-old. What are we going to explain IV drugs and sex with them? To explain how that happened?" - Mary Koslowski, parent of a kindergartner.**

Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D - GA, The Anti-Cosby)

"Let me be clear, this whole incident was instigated by the inappropriate touching and stopping of me—a female, black, progressive congresswoman. I am certain that after a full review of the facts, I will be exonerated."

**I'm going to leave my comment to Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson: "Charges of 'racism'and 'racial profiling' are code words often used to intimidate white Americans and get black racists off the hook." - JLP**

Bill Cosby (American Hero)

"Ladies and gentlemen, you had the highest murder rate, unto each other. You were dealing drugs to each other. You were impregnating our 13-, 12-, 11-year-old children. What kind of a village is that?"

-- Speaking in New Orleans

**Every once and awhile I have to put in a quote from a decent American......Cosby is fighting the good fight, and is doing more to help Blacks than Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Louis FarraCON ever have; COMBINED!!**

Molly Ivins (Propagandameistress Maximus)

"We are inarguably facing more terrorists now than there were when we started, so the Pentagon has decided to fight what it is now calling 'the Long War.' Has anyone asked you about this? Me, neither. Nor has anyone asked Congress. The administration—mostly Donald Rumsfeld—just decided we would have a long war and declared it, and is now committing us to fight against a fuzzy ideology no one seems to be able to define."

**Last I checked, Congress gave President Bush authority to go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq........This included the Republicans and most Democrats in both houses of Congress.

Also, of course we were "asked" about our take on the war..........The exact date was November 2, 2004.

On this day, 52% of the American electorate voted for the war.......They voted for Bush, and increased the House and Senate. And make no mistake, this election was decided by the participants views on national security.**

Barbra Streisand (Queen of Hearts)

"Members of the Hollywood community should not be apologetic, but proud - proud to have provoked conversations, proud to have challenged ignorance and proud to have helped shape our history for the better."

**I sure hope Barbra continues to "provoke conversation"..........America has taken so well to her and her kind's craziness. As the past five election cycles have proven.

Hey Babs, being ignorant is not "challeng(ing) ignorance'........It's just being igorant.**

Bella Pelosi-Reid (The Two Headed Beast From Hell)

"We need a new direction on national security, and leaders with policies that are tough and smart. That is what Democrats offer." - Sen. Harry Reid (Senate Minority Leader, D - Nevada)

"[Democrats are providing a fresh strategy], one that is strong and smart, which understands the challenges America faces in a post 9/11 world, and one that demonstrates that Democrats are the party of real national security." - Rep. Nancy Pelosi (House Minority Leader, D - PRCa.)

**I'd be very interested to hear these grand new strategies.........Heaven knows their old and current ones are defeatist at best, anti-American at worst.

I'm quite certain the new one's won't be much different.**

ACLU(seless)

The paralyzing drug, according to the lawsuit, "makes it impossible for witnesses to determine whether death row inmates in California are being subjected to substantial and unnecessary pain before dying."

-- Statement from the Useless regarding the use of lethal injection in California to execute condemned criminals

**This lawsuit is nothing less than an attempt to ban executions........They know if they can get a ruling that a person who is paralyzed from feeling pain is causing "unnessessary pain" then they can get every other form of execution banned as well.

I don't understand how Liberals can fight so hard to save the lives of those who've murdered innocent human beings........Yet on the other hand, fight so hard for abortions.

I'd understand much better if they fought for both, but will never get it how they protect the guilty and crush the innocent..........Hell, many do more to protect rodents and bugs than to protect the human fetus.**

Sen. Ted "The Killa" Kennedy (King of Diamonds, Duke of Chappaquiddick Bay)

"It is clearer than ever that Iraq was a war that we never should have fought... President Bush continues to see the war through the same rose colored glasses he's always used. He assures the American people we are winning while the lives of our troops hang so perilously on the precipice of a new disaster."

**Thank you Teddy......I'm no where near losing faith in the war, but if I ever did I'd remind my self of this simple rule:

Conservative Litmus Test = If Ted Kennedy/Jimmy Carter likes it, Conservatives should hate it......And vice versa.**

Sharon Stone (Hollywood Skank)

"It feels to me that we have an opportunity...to choose understanding in a new way. And it really is just a breath. It's just an agreement that's just a breath. We are not far apart. We can choose to have this alternative kind of growth that is a collective nuance of understanding. We are just that breath away from a peaceful co-existence."

- Commenting on the future of the Middle East.

**A Hollywood slut is talking about Middle East "nuance(s)" and we are supposed to pay attention? Why would anyone listen to a skank who's greatest accomplishment is her ability to spread her legs on film?

She's hot, but should do the opposite with her mouth of what she does with her legs.**

Rep. John Murth"f'er" (D - Pennsylvania)

"[T]his is President Bush's war. When he went into the war, he, he went against the advice of his father and the whole administration. He went against the advice of many of his military commanders. He went in...with inadequate force for the transition to peace and then he had no exit strategy, so it's their war."

**"He went into the war" with the approval of Congress........Murtha"f'er" included.

And lets not pretend the Democrats didn't know we had to go in and get Sodom:
What Democrats Really Think About Iraq ............... "Democrats: Dishonest on Iraq"

The biggest question is: WHY HAVE THESE JACKAL SOB's DECIDED TO PUT POLITICS OVER NATIONAL SECURITY???**

'Hell'en Thomas (Curmudgeon)

"Why did you really want to go to war? From the moment you stepped into the White House...what was your real reason?"

**Bush Response: "Helen, you old bitch. I'm glad to see you survived the dinosaur extinction, but you don't know jack shit."

Alright, he didn't say that.......But he should have.**