Sen. Robert "KKK" Byrd (Sort of)

"[N]o matter how many times I call this lectern a car, it does not matter, this is not a car. This is a lectern, used here in the Senate for us to put our papers on and deliver a speech. This is not a car. If I come to the Senate floor and, day after day, hour after hour, call this a car, it is not a car. It is a lectern. If I come to this Senate floor day after day and say what the Democrats have done is unusual, unwarranted, unbelievable, it is wrong, it is as wrong as this lectern being called a car."

**Alright, this isn't The Grand Cyclops, it's Sen. Harry Reid (Minority Leader, D - Nevada).

But it sure as hell could have passed for Bobby......By the way, does anyone know what Harry was trying to get at?**