Al Gore (D - Umbass)

Bush's warrantless surveillance program is "a threat to the very structure of our government."

**I'm going to leave my comment to Tracey Schmitt (RNC Spokeswoman).....And a perfect comment it is:

"Al Gore's incessant need to insert himself in the headline of the day is almost as glaring as his lack of understanding of the threats facing America. While the president works to protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats deliver no solutions of their own, only diatribes laden with inaccuracies and anger." - TS**

Frank Lindh (Father of Rat Boy)

"In simple terms, this is the story of a decent and honorable young man embarked on a spiritual quest.”….."Being viewed through the prism of those attacks has caused this young man to be vilified as a terrorist and a traitor.”

**I understand a father defending his son, but how can he defend his actions?....Little Johnny took arms against the United States. For a citizen to do this is treasonous, and it's a shame he wasn't killed in battle.

Rat Boy should be dead by now, and releasing him should never be an option.**

Damon Ramine (Spokesman for Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation)

"The real offense here was in the producer's decision to add insult to injury by turning a contestant's gender expression into the butt of a joke"…"We've spoken with Fox and have entered into what we hope will be a productive, ongoing conversation about the show's representation and discussion of sexual orientation and gender expression."

-- After Simon Cowell told a male contestant to "wear a dress" and Randy Jackson asked another, "are you a girl?"

**I saw both incidences (I admit to watching the show) and both questions were legitimate because the contestants were flaming Normos.......And neither of the judges said anything over the top. In fact, it almost seems as though the contestants were trying to illicit such a response.

My favorite part was the song to the "Crying Game" in the background after the ??-Chromosomer walked off the stage.

What I want to know is why is the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation discriminating against its fellow Normos by leaving them out of their name?.........It should be the "Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered, Try-Sexual, Bestial, Necrophilia, Pedophilia Alliance Against Defamation.**

George C"looney" (Hollywood Idiot)

"Yes, I'm a Liberal, and I'm sick of it being a bad word."

**Sorry Georgie, the "bad word" has a well deserved negative connotation.......Which is why American politicians avoid it like the plague.

Luckily, the "Scarlet Hammer & Sickle" isn't easy to disguise.**

Howard "Scream" Laden

"I propose a long-term truce that will give the two sides stability and security.....And this is the most important, most diligent solution as a result of which there will be no losses."

**Damn, Howard "Scream" Laden sounds exactly like Democrat National Committee Chairman Howard Dean!!!

This quote is from Osama Bin Laden's latest tape, but it sure as hell could pass for a Deaniac speech........Which leads to a couple questions:

Why does Bin Laden sound like the DNC Chairman?
Why does the DNC Chairman sound like Bin Laden?

Here's hoping Bin Laden and his clones put out another tape soon........"That's all, folks."**

Osama Yo-Mama Pelosi

"I propose a long-term truce with the U.S. military. God has prevented us from lying and betraying. You can give us this truce so we can build Iraq and Afghanistan that you have destroyed....This will prevent the loss of millions of dollars, billions of dollars that go to corrupt businessmen in the United States."

**Damn, Osama Yo-Mama Pelosi sounds exactly like House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi!!!

This quote is from Osama Bin Laden's latest tape, but it sure as hell could pass for a Nancy Pelosi speech........Which leads to a couple questions:

Why does Bin Laden sound like San Fran Nan?
Why does San Fran Nan sound like Bin Laden?

This theme is great.........It's just amazing how similar they sound.**

Johnny Bin Heinz

"The result of the opinion polls are wise and Bush must follow it. Iraq has now become a point of attraction to all qualified people the mujahadeen who by the grace of God were able to infiltrate all the security measures that were taken by Coalition forces. And as proof to that: The bombings that you saw in many important capitals of the world."

**Damn, Johnny Bin Heinz sounds exactly like Sen. John Heinz-Kerry!!!

This quote is from Osama Bin Laden's latest tape, but it sure as hell could pass for a Sen. Heinz-Kerry speech........Which leads to a couple questions:

Why does Bin Laden sound like John Heinz-Kerry?
Why does John Heinz-Kerry sound like Bin Laden?

I hope you are catching on to this week's theme.**

Bin Murtha"F'er"

"I'm saying that the war in Iraq is lit up like crazy and the operations are estimated in our favor in Afghanistan and the number of dead and injured on your side is greater and greater, in addition to material losses."

**Damn, Bin Murtha"F'er" sounds exactly like Rep. John Murtha!!!

This quote is from Osama Bin Laden's latest tape, but it sure as hell could pass for a Rep. Murtha speech........Which leads to a couple questions:

Why does Bin Laden sound like John Murtha?
Why does John Murtha sound like Bin Laden?

Catching on to the theme yet?**

Al Bin Goring

"So you see how Bush was misleading people. The opinion polls are for the pull out and it's important that opinion polls say the people didn't want to fight the Muslims in their land and they didn't want the Muslims to fight them in their land."

**Damn, Al Bin Goring sounds exactly like Al "The Loser" Gore!!!

This quote is from Osama Bin Laden's latest tape, but it sure as hell could pass for an Al Gore speech........Which leads to a couple questions:

Why does Bin Laden sound like Al Gore?
Why does Al Gore sound like Bin Laden?

Are you getting this week's theme yet?**

Ted "The Killa" Laden

"But I wanted to talk to you because of the lies that have been given to you by your President Bush when he commented on the results of the opinion polls in your country that showed the majority was for the pull out of U.S. forces in Iraq.....You [Bush] opposed this opinion by saying a pull out of U.S. forces would send the wrong message and that it is better to fight them in their land than they fight us in our land."

**Damn, Ted "The Killa" Laden sounds exactly like Sen. Ted Kennedy!!!

This quote is from Osama Bin Laden's latest tape, but it sure as hell could pass for a Teddy speech........Which leads to a couple questions:

Why does Bin Laden sound like the Duke of Chappaquiddick?
Why does the Duke of Chappaquiddick sound like Bin Laden?

You will see this theme the rest of the week.**

Zbigniew Brzezinski (Former National Security Advisor to Jimmy Carter)

"'Victory or defeat' is, in fact, a false strategic choice. In using this formulation, the president would have the American people believe that their only options are either 'hang in and win' or 'quit and lose.' But the real, practical choice is this: 'persist but not win' or'desist but not lose'."

**Re-read that quote...........It's amazing anyone could get out such idiocy.

Is there any wonder why Americans don't trust Democrats with National Security? I wouldn't want to put my family's safety in the hands of anyone with a "but not win/but not lose" mentality.

Try to imaging if these Democrats were around in the 1940's..........Hitler would still be ruling Europe**

Mayor Ray Nagin (D - New Orleans, Race Baiter Extraordinaire)

"It's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild New Orleans — the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans. This city will be a majority African American city. It's the way God wants it to be. You can't have New Orleans no other way. It wouldn't be New Orleans"........"This city will be chocolate at the end of the day."

**Gotta love the mayor of a major American city calling for a "chocolate" city.......As my friend Tyrone over at Wake Up Black America put it: Nagin will forever be known as the Mayor of Hershey.

Can you imagine if a White mayor called for a "vanilla" city? There would be Hell to pay for that poor SOB.

But Nagin will get a pass because he's a Black Liberal, and his moronic comments will be swept away by the MSM.......Good thing the New Media is around to make sure racist comments like these never go away.**

Molly Ivins (Propagandameistress Maximus)

"2006 makes the ninth year in a row the federal minimum wage has been stuck at $5.15 an hour. It's bad economics, it's bad policy, it's stupid, it's unfair, and it's high damn time to do something about it. It is also, as Sen. Edward Kennedy says, a moral issue."

**1. Molly speaks of "bad economics", but the thing that's bad for the economy is government mandates on wages.......Simple Econ 101.

2. Anyone who brings up The Killa and moral issues in the same sentence automatically loses credibility.**

John Schmidt (Associate Attorney General under Bill Clinton)

"President Bush's post-Sept. 11, 2001, authorization to the National Security Agency to carry out electronic surveillance into private phone calls and e-mails is consistent with court decisions and with the positions of the Justice Department under prior presidents...I do not believe the Constitution allows Congress to take away from the president the inherent authority to act in response to a foreign attack."

**Every once and awhile it's good to break in here with a little honesty from a Democrat........It's rare, so it must be noted as it happens.**

Mayor David Miller (Toronto, Canada)

"[T]he lack of gun laws in the United States is allowing guns to flood across the border that are literally being used to kill people in the streets of Toronto."

-- Blaming the U.S. for a recent incident in Toronto in which a young girl was killed in the cross-fire between two gangs

**Canada should put up a 'border wall' to keep Americans out.......Please do this!!!!

I'm sure they feel real bad about Mexicans coming to the U.S. to do crimes, and would defend our right to put up our own wall.......Sure they do.**

Sen. "Up"Chuck Schumer (D - NY)

"The American people feel both domestically and in foreign policy the country is headed in the wrong direction, and the Republican majority just keeps following George Bush in whatever he does. We are focusing on the meat and potato issues that affect Americans, whether it's jobs, or health care, or education, or the high cost of energy, while the present Congress seems to be focusing on issues that special interests like."

**Only "special interests" care about National Defense I guess.

Hey Chucky, if you Dems want a say in national policy try winning a few more elections.......Until then, just assume the Republicans are doing as the people who vote them in wish.**

Abdullah Mohammad Sindi (Former University Professor in the U.S.)

"First of all, you have to understand that George Bush himself was not elected in a democratic way," he said. "The United States is a country [that] doesn’t really have true democracy. I mean, if you compare the United States to the European democracies, you will find that the United States is still in the Stone Age or the primitive age of democracy, because you could ask Native Americans: 'Do you have democracy in the United States?' They would say no. You could ask Black Americans: 'Do you have democracy in the United States?' They would say no. You could ask all the minorities like Hispanic Americans or Japanese Americans."

**It’s amazing how many of the worlds shitheads run with the same propaganda playbook as the Democrat Party.........Makes you wonder if its an accident. Hmmmmm???**

Sen. Harry Reid (Minority Leader, D - Nevada)

"Let's be clear about who's killing the Patriot Act—President Bush and the Republican Leadership. Twice last week, a Bi-partisan group of Senators tried to move forward on a three-month extension, but instead of joining us, the President and the Republican Leadership decided they would rather see the bill expire. It's time for the President to put politics aside and national security first. The President and the Republican leadership should join us in supporting the Patriot Act and protecting Americans."

**I don't know how he does it........I hope its not prepared BS, because that would make him a pathological liar. I'm assuming it's all off the cuff, and he just loses his mind.

Or maybe he is just a run of the mill Liberal = Pathological Liar.**

Bill Alter (Missouri State Senator)

"The only reason why beer would need to be cold is so that it can be consumed right away."

-- Making the case warm beer will reduce drunk driving.

**Proving Liberal insanity isn't confined to the morons at the Federal level.**

Dan Rather (Lifetime Goebbels Award Recipient)

"Do you, in some quiet moment, look forward to the time when maybe you fly on [Air Force One] in a different capacity,as First Husband?... We now have on television...a woman President ofthe United States. Is the country ready for a...real woman Presidentas opposed to one on television?"

-- Question to Bill Clinton

**Wow! Dan's asking Bubba some tough questions.

And we all know the answer is 'yes'..........Yes, the U.S. is ready for a woman president: CONDI!**

Sen. Barbara Boxer (D - California, Subway Senator)

"I was very pleased that you responded so quickly to the news regarding warrantless surveillance being conducted on American citizens by announcing that the Judiciary Committee will hold hearings on the matter. I really believe it is important to have those hearings as soon as possible, and I ask you to consider holding them before the hearings on Judge Alito. Because Justice O'Connor has graciously agreed to stay on the Court until her successor is confirmed, the importance of this matter should take precedence, especially since the President has vowed to continue this warrantless surveillance."

-- In a letter to Sen. Arlen Specter

**I'm going to leave the response to President Bush:

"As President, I took an oath to defend the Constitution, and I have no greater responsibility than to protect our people, our freedom and our way of life. ... We're fighting these enemies across the world. Yet...one of the most critical battlefronts is the home front, and since September the 11th, 2001, we've been on the offensive against the terrorists plotting within our borders. ... There is still an enemy that would like to strike the United States of America, and they're very dangerous...and the discussion about how we try to find them will enable them to adjust." - GWB

Keep this in mind every time you vote..........If you are pro-terrorist, vote (D). If you are anti-terrorist, vote (R).**

Helen Thomas (Pathetic Hag)

"How does the President of the United States ignore thousands of Americans who come to Washington with a special anti-war message?... If you are as insulated as Bush is from the real world, a massive public outcry against your policies simply doesn't register."

**The only "massive public outcry" Bush needs to concern himself with is the one that occured on November 2, 2004.

The last thing he needs to worry himself with is the radical fools who show up in Washington.......If he wants to concern himself with the "mass" he needs to look at the Heartland and middle-America.**

David L. Riegel (Normo Propagandameister)

"Understanding Loved Boys and Boylovers"

- Book available on Amazon.com

**I'm not for censorship of ideas or books, even though I wish no bookseller would stock shit like this........But I love how Amazon reviewed this POS book:

Amazon.com Editorial Reviews
"Is there such a thing as a legitimate sexual relationship between an adult male and an underage boy? Most civilized people would answer emphatically "no," and Understanding Loved Boys and Boylovers won't convince them otherwise. Defensive in tone and amateurishly produced, this monograph uses both pseudo-scholarship and anecdotes in its attempt to justify its target audience's actions and feelings." - Christopher Hart

Pero's Going Out of Town

Visiting the in-laws for a week.......But, like MacArthur, "I shall return.".......On the 9th.

Reuters

"Heavy Marijuana Use Damages Adolescent Brains—Study."

-- Recent headline

**Really??? I am shocked!

Shocked they admit it!!**

Ted Turner (3 of Clubs, Putz)

"I am absolutely convinced that the North Koreans are absolutely sincere."

**"I am absolutely conviced that" Ted Turner is "absolutely" an IGNORAMUS!.**