2009 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #19

Hugo Chavez (Venezuelan Dictator, Friend of Obama)

"He's [Barack Obama] a man with good intentions; he has immediately eliminated Guantanamo prison, and that should be applauded. I am very happy and the world is happy that this young president has arrived...(We) welcome the new government and we are filled with hope."

**A couple famous saying:

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." - Arabic Proverb

"The friend of my enemy is my enemy." - Benjamin Franklin

Hugo Chavez is America's enemy...You can do the rest of the calculus on your own.**

Hugo Chavez (Communist Dictator)

"Some people sing in the shower half an hour...three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink."

**1. Venezuela is blessed with an abundant amount of running water due to its rivers, but it is a notoriously filthy country with awful sanitation standards, so I'd be surprised if most Venezuelans have a shower, let alone take one very regularly...I'm sure 'King Hugo' does, though.

2. Man! I bet Barack Obama is jealous as hell over Chavez's ability to force this on his people. Chairman-MaoBama-in-the-making has to go through all the hassle of votes and judges, slowing down his radical transformations...FOR NOW!**

Hugo Chavez (Venezuelan Dictator - Obama's Helper)

"I have no reason to call him (Obama) the devil, and I hope that I am right...With Obama we can talk, we are almost from the same generation, one can't deny that Obama is different (from Bush). He's intelligent, he has good intentions and we have to help him."

**There's an old saying: "you are the company you keep."

Barack Obama has kept some pretty bad company here in the U.S. (Rev. Wright, William Ayers, Van Jones, Louis Farrakhan, etc)... But these guys are paupers compared to his newest friend and admirer: 'The Lenin of the West.'

It's nice hear Hugo plans to "help him" with his "good intentions," though...That said, I'm afraid to find out what Lefty dictators think are "good intentions."**

Hugo Chavez (Communist Dictator of Venezuela)

"[I will] give it to Obama at the next meeting."

- "it" = 'What is to be Done?', by Vladimir Lenin, communist founder of the Soviet Union.

**Obama was more than happy to receive the book Chavez gave him at their first meeting, 'Open Veins of Latin America: Five Centuries of the Pillage of a Continent', by Eduardo Galeano...I have little doubt Barack will be thrilled to receive his next gift from the 'Latin American Lenin' as well.

The most brutal thing about these gifts is Obama's probably already read, enjoyed, and learned much from both books.**

Hugo Chavez (Venezuelan Dictator)

"If the people of the United States, those millions and millions of poor people...if that nation realizes what is truly happening here, there would be a revolution in the United States."

**It's almost comical for Hugo to think any American would want to replicate the standard of living in Cuba, err, Venezuela.........Even America's poor have it better than most Venezuelans.

What's more disgusting than this ridiculous comment is an American was in Hugo's presence when this statement came flying out of his pie-hole.........Sean Penn'cil Head' was with Hugo, shaking his head and clapping in agreement with every word of the loony dictator. Especially when he spoke of 'Bush's imperial war."

Hugo's a nut, but Penn'cil Head' is a jerkoff, and should put to a modern-day McCarthy-style trial.......Just like his POS father was.**