Bill Clinton (Self-Pimping Carny)

“Hillary’s campaign still has a few vestiges of debt that I know she would like to see paid in full. Will you reach out today to help Hillary this one last time?”

- Statement in an email Bill sent to millions of Hillary-For-Prez supporters, in an effort to pay off the remaining debt she had from her 2008 presidential election bid.

**I must admit I have a fascination with both Bill and Hillary, and if I thought I had a chance in hell of winning the 'day with Bill Clinton' raffle I'd pony up $5 for the ticket...I can't think of many people who'd be more interesting to shoot the Shiite with, and I have no doubt he'd be a hoot to hang out with. I'd have to let him know ho's aren't my style, however.

The funny thing about this scheme is the Clintons have made over $100 million since leaving the White House, but are too cheap to pay off the rest of Hillary's election debt: around $771,000...Instead they'd rather take another opportunity to suck cash out of their loyal followers.

Also, anyone who thinks this is the last time Bubba's going to ask for money for Hillary is crazy...2012 isn't that far away, and Obama's popularity is far from where it was in 2008. It is also likely his popularity hasn't hit bottom yet, as well, and if that's the case there's no reason to believe Hillary won't be running again in 2012.**

'Little Willy' Clinton

"I think the American people believe it's a pro-life decision to use an embryo that's frozen that's never going to be fertilized for embryonic stem cell research...That is the one thing that I think these communities need to make it clear that they're not going to fool around with any embryos where there's any possibility, even it it's somewhat remote, that they could be fertilized and become human beings."

**William Jefferson Clinton is a moron, but he is not an unintelligent person; 'Big Willy' that is...'Little Willy' has proven to be much less bright. In fact many would consider him to be a complete idiot.

As such, I'm thinking 'Little Willy' must have been the one doing the thinking and talking on this matter, because by definition an embryo is an egg which has been fertilized...And heaven knows how many embryos 'Big Willy' has fertilized across the country with his 'Little Willy.'**

Bill Clinton (Perpetual Liar)

"You could have knocked me over with a straw, especially when I heard the L.A. people had been allegedly looking for him for 15 years when he was in plain view."

- Commenting on revelations that Norman Yuan Yuen Hsu, a top fundraiser for his wife, is a fujative from justice.

**Sure you're shocked Billy.......Shocked Hsu was caught.

I suppose he's also shocked to find out Mr. Hsu might be involved with un-American deals:

"A shady Chinese megadonor to Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign has close ties to an aerospace mogul accused of placing his business interests before national security by sharing missile secrets with Beijing during the Clinton administration." - http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=57450

The big question Americans should have isn't why Bill is shocked, but why China seems to have an affinity for the Clintons? Hmmm???**